KupoNutsGrrl

Female
from Graham, NC

  • Activity

    • Adventures in cooking

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      I kinda sorta started a blog about all the adventures I have in the culinary world. I'm sure you won't read it.
      missmegglesfoodfun.wordpress.com/

    • My mom gave me some ambien because I have been having some serious issues

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      ...with Insomnia. While waiting for it to kick in, I stayed up chatting with some friends on facebook. Here is some of the gibberish I started spouting (Oh yes, and my friends were fucking with me for the lulz):

      Meg:huh?
      marshmallows are lean
      wait no
      pidgeons
      I odn't know what I'm saying

      Peter: I havent had the pleasure of eating a pigeon yet so i will take your word for it

      Meg: I never
      birds are made of feathers
      I can't
      my brain
      someone took out the comm tower

      Peter: welcome to the ambien thunderdome

      Meg: thunder and lightning

      Peter: you are wasted
      what did this sentence even mean : I never made cry, or added manly to it. What is it?

      Meg: I am unaware of the possibilites
      Peter I can't....vocabulate....in the proper way as ones neurons normal function within parameters

      Peter: haha fun times!
      just go with it

      Meg: expression of resigned amusement at your obvious gleeful joy pertaining to the existing state at which I currently reside

      Peter: look at you, miss fancy trip

      Meg: The constinuents of the circumstances have concocted a cogniscant state of great perplexity and curiosity for whence the words come forth they are transliterated by what I know not...chemicals chemicals chemicals

      Peter: Verily your astute observation into your current state of inebriation

      Meg: I require an rem sleep cycle to iniate for the subconscience will surely produce vividity and lucidity in an as yet unexperienced mindsleep adventure time

      Peter: retreat to your sanctum

      Meg: guardians have been summoned to protect their master whilst she enters her subconscience and proceeds to perform the normal bioloigcal sleep cycle she requires to aid her mind and continue to aid it in performing admirabdly

      Peter: Sleep is a paramount biological imperative
      embark on your journey to the land of nod sans regret!

      Meg: Sir Knight, your name, so I may know who has guided me through this treacherous land to a place of biological rest and psychological dream state

      Peter: My name is Sir Pillowton



      Meg Joseph I never made cry, or added manly to it. What is it?

      Peter El Hashem Meg + Ambien = Nonsense haha

      Meg Joseph The knight came and rescued the oaf in the hayfield

      Peter El Hashem Banana wallpaper in the spatula refrigerator?

      Meg Joseph Now sir, you speak gobbledygook but I will remove the spatula from the refrigerator

      Peter El Hashem not without special training

      Meg Joseph I wish to participate in the black operations assignment mission training program



      Meg Joseph:
      Tim
      my comm tower is down

      Tim Lang:
      Wat
      Was it the rebel alliance?

      Meg Joseph:
      the language I'm speaking and the language you're hearing aren't the same languages

      Tim Lang:
      That's probably true
      Y u no speaka my language

      Meg Joseph:
      but the gray matter is functioning it's the wires that are crossed

      Tim Lang:
      And/or smile and make me a sandwich
      Do you come from a land down under?

      Meg Joseph:
      I've never been under land well I was in a cave one
      time

      Tim Lang:
      Real talk though, what's wrong with your and/or my brainmeats?

      Meg Joseph:
      Peter pecked peppers on the books with faces to explain the scenario
      I can't...um

      Tim Lang:
      I can um but it's hard

      Meg Joseph:
      soften it with vitamin e

      Tim Lang:
      I can ume and its easy?

      Meg Joseph:
      I have never eaten ume, is it greasy?

      Tim Lang:
      Not if you wipe it with a napkin first

      Meg Joseph:
      I have to make napkins for wiping because it's unwipeable right now

      Tim Lang:
      Use a towel

      Meg Joseph:
      Mr. Towely has not offered me weed today

      Tim Lang:
      Did you get it from someone else?

      Meg Joseph:
      It was in the drain, and someone screamed

      Tim Lang:
      Think I saw that movie and/or that hotel

      Meg Joseph:
      I was in a hotel it had a fireplace
      TimLang I am supposed to commence with a proceeding but the brain box is unable to convert the data into the proper usage of understanding therefore I proceed to wordify like a mad women

      Tim Lang:
      Or an Oracle

      Meg Joseph:
      I have consumed the prophetic herbs o lord, and wait for your words to impregnante my throat with voice
      writhing with the words of god I have failed to obtain such a future action for whence religion came is ignorance of that which we now know

      Tim Lang:
      That made a surprising amount of sense

      Meg Joseph:
      at the time you stated oracular occurences were possibly perhaps you created in your mind a super state and pushed that state into my consciousness and created a scenario based on the theorized one floating in cyberspace

      Tim Lang:
      Floating implies buoyancy. I desire non-nautical terms to describe motion in space.

      Meg Joseph:
      aforementioned theory is in fact in an existential and observable state that in its simplest state is binary code communicated with more binary code so has a coherent image of ASCII text is created in an aesthetically pleasing and understandble way via a machine designed to deliver such code as an interface with is simple its design use, and execution

      Meg Joseph:
      the guardians are here to guide me to the biological sleep cycle my mind and bodyy requre to function within healthy parameters

      Tim Lang:
      Good luck in dreamland

    • Wow...

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      I just posted this rather long and hilarious journal about an adventure I had involving ambien...
      then I clicked submit, and it just disappeared.
      Fuck.

    • I used to be an adventurer like you...

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      I got kneed in the vagina...like it was a good thing and expected to pleasurable. It wasn't. I just wanted to share my pain.

    • Well...

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      Today a friend called me a fuckstain, a sociopath, a psycho, and "what's wrong with the world" because I chose to be apathetic about wolves mauling people in Russia.
      How's your day going?

    • For the life of me...

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      I CANNOT get various Epic Rap Battles of History out of my head.
      DAMNIT.
      I have Mitt Romney Vs. Barack Obama bouncing around my head, and then every now and then Stephen Hawking and Hal 9000 (From Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates) join in....
      GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

      .........
      I'm the Snoop Dog of science.

    • THROAT PUNCH

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      I know how to throat punch. Viciously.
      In other news..
      Beer!
      Seriously though...I take Krav Maga during the week...and I love it, and just wanted to express my excitement for my class tomorrow evening.
      Krav Maga is self defense, by the way. It is taught to the Israeli Defense Force, and is quite popular in America...also it's crazy fun.

    • What do you do when you're having a bad day?

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      I am having a shitty day. I am depressed. Tell me a funny joke.

      Now that Boondock Saints references are over with, what DO you do when you're having a bad day?
      What do you to console yourself?
      And please, spare me the "children starving in africa" and "first world problems" crap. I don't fucking care about that. A shitty day is a shitty damn day.
      My shitty day revolves around my first computer I'm building along with a number of other frustrating and annoying things.
      But anyways, a few things I do to make me feel less grouchy:
      -Eat large quantities of chocolate
      -Cook myself one hell of a good meal
      -Watch nature documentaries
      -Stomp things in video games, my games of choice being Gears of War or Dead Space. I especially enjoy how Isaac now swears along with me when I stomp shit.
      -Play my assassin in Borderlands 2. Haikus about murder, anyone?
      -Giant kitty snuggly pile
      -Get really stoned
      -Go on a hike

      So, what do you guys do?

    • Here

      6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      Listen to some Damn good music.
      You're welcome.

    • 6 years ago

      KupoNutsGrrl

      EarthGov markers are red,
      There's a black marker too,
      I didn't stomp that necromorph,
      now it's gonna kill you.

  • Comments (526)

    • WADR

      6 years ago

      This. Oh my lack of god this. SERIOUSLY. All my THIS

      • KupoNutsGrrl

        6 years ago

        Yes! I've seen that before. I want to make one myself...that shit is so fucking amazing.

    • WADR

      6 years ago

      I'm not sure why, but this comic makes me think of you.
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      The first two panels seem like something you might do.

      • KupoNutsGrrl

        6 years ago

        Lol....just the first two, though.

    • WADR

      6 years ago

      Hey you. Go to the Public House tonight. You'll like these guys. Third World Citizen and Don't Tell Vada if you want to do some research first.

    • deathstrike8

      8 years ago

      you're hilarious.

    • griff714

      8 years ago

      Featured User Blunts!

    • deathstrike8

      8 years ago

      Congrats FU

    • Marinealver

      8 years ago

      Congrats on FU

    • RBuffordTJ

      8 years ago

      Oh, I almost forgot....

      super_mario_cookie.jpg

    • RBuffordTJ

      8 years ago

      Thanks the birthday cake was yummy!

      Bufford

    • Radius55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      8 years ago

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    • jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

      9 years ago

      Awesome! I love piercings. That looks really good on you. I recently poked a hole in my tongue.
      Did it hurt much? And how is the healing? I always like to learn about the healing process of different piercings. Is washing your nose awkward? lol


      why, thank you!

      it actually did not hurt at all... i've seriously had worse mosquito bites. my piercer mentioned how she usually has to SHOVE a needle through a septum - mine went right through, no problem. didn't get swollen or sore afterward either. i was able to change it out with a smaller ring within a week of getting it pierced.

      this has seriously been the most acquiescent piercing i've ever had.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      no no, you don't want my cookies. you want my pad thai! smiley0.gif
      you're the baker!

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      so, cookies. could really use some.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Send soup!

      And phone numbers!

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Work was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring tonight. No one would text me back either. It blew ass. I felt you should know this as it doesn't pertain to House at all.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      P.S. When is the "Pastry Hoe" gonna make me food?!?!?!?!?!

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      So that...uh...Waygu ribeye...ya...we made one tonight instead.

      Center portion was decent, but the outer edges were OM NOM NOM melt in my mouth meaty flavorful deliciousness.

      Had to brag

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      oh ok. well glad you're back in school.
      oh cool!! I love pubs. so what do you bake?
      thanks for the birthday wishes hon

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      indeed it was. smiley0.gif
      I see you manage a pizzeria. I manage a bookstore. do you also have a degree?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Get to pie baking!!!!

      You could make some delicious turnovers or something. Seriously though, what you should do is find whoever thought a 10 pound can of peach filling was a smart investment and smash their head repeatedly with the remaining 7 pounds. Odds are you've already broken even from what you've used.

      Speaking of which, I'm trying an experiment at work where we're going to serve Sangria as a special on Friday and Saturday since my recipe from a brunch I did on Sunday kicked some major ass. I'm rather excited.

      How ya been?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      It's weird, the other day driving to work I was thinking about the time I'd wanted to pierce my tongue, but by the time I actually got serious about it I had a job that wouldn't have let me do it.

      10 pounds of peach filling. Mmmmmmmmm *hurls in trash can* Everything else sounds good.

      That's awesome about culinary school. Which one are you attending? I had thought about doing the CIA for a while and even took some classes abroad in Italy, but never really pursued it in the states.

      Also, last night was "Bring an Escort to Work Day." Much entertainment and snickering on my part.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      What's been baking? What's new? (aside from hole poking)

      I'm making brunch for a ton of friends this weekend with mimosas and sangria. Super excited!

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      You had to know the creepy stick blender joke was coming. It was like a gentle lob to a homerun hitting giant. I'll be on my best behavior from now on. Scout's Honor!

      P.S. I quit the Boy Scouts so I'm not sure how well that "Scout's Honor" thing is gonna hold up...

    • i_like_me

      9 years ago

      Well, I could've just asked, but it's not the thing that you ask most people!

    • i_like_me

      9 years ago

      Thanks for clearing that one up for me!!

    • directive

      9 years ago

      oh, thank you so much!

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      You can touch, play with, essentially do anything you want with my stick...blender. Also, if you're making super awesome things like that, how do I get on the list of being fed? I make kahlua brownies but that's about all else I make that contains alcohol that is baking.

      I'd type more but the comedy show is about to start. Whoops! Adios.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Sorry, I guess I'm used to that all day work day where I'm lucky if I see the sun at certain times of the year. I was extremely envious of your drinking at that time, let's just be clear on that. Also, just cause I like hockey doesn't mean I'm a goon. We don't all wear goalie masks and terrorize people with chainsaws and stuff. Some of us are extremely pleasant...unless our team is losing and we have lots of alcohol in us, then cue the massacre.

      Also, I forgot...I do have an immersion blender. I got it with all these attachments, so I sometimes forget about that. Cross that one off the list of amazingness.

      You can't leave me hanging on the type of muffins. That's wrong. That like saying "I had the best
      insert generic noun here ever!" I grew up loving blueberry. Quality family time Saturday morning breakfast of champions. On a similar note since muffins and cupcakes are quite close to each other, the strangest thing I've ever made was beer cheese cupcakes with bacon, cheddar, cream cheese frosting...very delicious I must say, but I need to try the Irish carbomb cupcakes that Jabberwocky makes since that has Guinness icing and a ton of booze in them.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      6-7pm and you're that hammered that you can't remember anything? You're doing it WAY wrong. You get off work at 11 and then get plastered like I did. Yum for high class scotch that you need to get rid of at work and then shots and wheat beers at Aloft.

      Congrats on the cool toys though. I hope you got some really cool stuff. I'd wish for things like an immersion blender, a sous vide machine, panini press, and maybe a deep fryer. Not exactly bakery type items, but things I'd like in my kitchen at home :o)

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Oh ya...you did have a spelling mistake. I totally noticed that the first time...

      Funny you mention Jameson because I was starting at the half open bottle in my cabinet the other day thinking "screw car bombs, I should just polish that sucker off with a glass of ice." I probably will too, just not sure when. Props on the Irish thing. Being a St. Patrick's Day baby I tried to find out if I was Irish at all. 1/8 isn't great, but it will do.

      As for the home brewing of beer, I hear great things, but again since it isn't my #1 choice I've never had the urge to try it. Seen Alton Brown do it on TV and that was about as interested as I've been, but having to do flavors and what not just freaks me out. Plus I think I hear most home brews have a lot of hops taste to them and that's what I can't stand.

      Also, now I feel bad about my comment last night. With all these replies today I fear you may hurt yourself :oP

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Oh ya. Good beer. You mean Key Stone Light, right? Go 30 Stone!

      If you're still reading after that comment...I like Ace, but I find myself going for Blue Moon or Honey Moon in the summer time. Lately my friends have been hitting up those bars with like 50 beers on tap so I've tried to broaden the horizons, but beer isn't super amazing to me in the first place. In fact, I didn't even drink it until the damn Aussies practically shoved it down my throat when I lived there.

      As for Whisky and Whiskey. Mmmmmmm. I finished off a SoCo phase recently and wanted to switch to a new standard here at the house and thankfully we had a rep come in with a guy from Forty Creek. Holy dear Lord. That stuff is amazing. Canadian blended whisky produced by an ex-French wine maker. That guy knows his stuff. It's WAY better than crown and much cheaper. Right now I'm going through that and the small batch collection (Knob Creek is killed, Baker's, Booker's, Basil Hayden and left). That and the weird scotch phase I'm going through. We've been having these scotch nights where we're killing 2 bottles of stuff throughout the course of a day and it's been fun times.

      Sadly, after today I must resist drinking said whisky and go work out now. Yay for finally getting home after a 13 hour day. Bleh.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      I understand the difference between Spanish and Mexican. Despite 3 years of Spanish it sounds like you can talk about way more than I can. Except making the cursing part. I can do that in like 10+ languages. Thank you military side of the family.

      That really is awesome that you can demand that type of power in terms of new baking equipment. Maybe once everything arrives I'll have to swing up and taste some baked goodness.

      On an unrelated side note, if I have to listen to this hold music anymore I will go insane. And if I see one of these idiotic level 1 techs try to log into my system with the same password sequence I have told them 5 times doesn't work I'm probably going straight to the bar and grabbing a glass of wine. Nix that. Glass of vodka. These people are nuts.

      Oh, speaking of which you mentioned beer and I did see beer in a profile pic (2 can play the stalker game so there). Are you a fan of wine or liquor at all? If so what types?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Well shit. You sure know what answer to give to make a guy feel bad. Sorry to hear about the previous employer. Excited to hear about all the fun baking though. Is there more than one Delaney's Irish Pub?I want to say they opened off of the Tollroad near me. Although now that I think about it it might be Malarkey's. Who knows, too many damn pubs.

      So since you are having so much fun with the kitchen staff does that mean you're bilingual? Or do you have the same fun time I do trying to talk to my kitchen staff?

      Also if anything was misspelt I blame the iPhone as I'm on hold with Micros support since our POS system is broken again thanks to them.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Stalky McStalkins doesn't like answering my simple questions. How sad. Time to go let a lobster slowly squeeze my head until it explodes.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      Well Creepy McCreeperson I like the smoked oysters in a can. One can of that, sherry vinegar, parsley, salt, pepper, piece of toast with fresh mashed avocado...that's a delicious open faced piece of heaven full of Omega 3's and tastiness.

      We do a happy hour special on oysters at work where the price drops to $1 an oyster. I feel so bad for my kitchen guys something because people order like a dozen at a time and since everything is super fresh we shuck it all to order. Not enough people to do that and get other food going if it's an early dinner crowd.

      As for the info that will satisfy your stalking-tooth. I manage The Palm in the West End. Just another fun prime steakhouse that is crazy popular in virtually every city except for here. It probably doesn't hurt that since I live on the edge of the Dallas portion of Dallas/Plano that I myself drive past at least 5 steakhouses on the first 5 minutes from my house to get to work. This entire week has basically been slow slow slow slow slow and slow. At least a new week is coming up with better results. Thankfully I won't complain too much since I've never seen so many important things break lately and it's literally insane.

      How about you? It would appear you still do the pizza thing, but I know you mentioned Chicago and New York style, so which do you currently dabble in now?

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      1) Sad that you don't like seafood. Some amazing items in that category. Some stuff I don't even bother posting because no one wants to hear about sardines or smoked oysters.
      2) That's really cool about the pizza places. I'm a cheater in that I use the pre-made dough from Central Market. For $1.99 I'd rather not get my kitchen that messy and it still tastes great, so it works well for me. When I was working out of Chicago for a month last year the employees at that location along with one of my friends from here took me on a deep dish tour of the city. So good and yet soooooo fattening.
      3) Jackie (I noticed she was on your friends list when I scrolled down here to make the comment) always says that we need to be next door neighbors, but then we'll both weigh a million pounds cause I can cook every night and she'll bake. Your comment sounded exactly like that.
      4) I never said to image stalk me. No warning when I wasn't expecting you to do so. Maybe you'll ask permission first next time :oP
      5) I just want a 5. I'm kinda OCD like that.

    • DU_Stars_Fan

      9 years ago

      if you want to know more you can ask

      What do you like to cook?

      *Followed from a Finch journal that I was a smidge behind on by the way, just so I don't seem like a random creepy person

    • jackiebot FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold me irl

      9 years ago

      that.............. was incredible.

    • AlexAngel

      9 years ago

      We got them both at Fredricks!

      They closed the one at our mall here which I'm rather sad about...

      They have really good sales on their corsets and lingerie sometimes! I have that corset in the picture and the same one as my friend only mine is like a dark purple color.

      I got both for like 30 bucks each I think! Love it :)

    • i_like_me

      9 years ago

      Really? smiley0.gif

      That's an easy way to make friends! smiley6.gif

    • KillaKiwi210

      9 years ago

      Awwww. I hate you too! I must say you are very talented and are good with the words. I wonder what other talents and things your good with. :P

      P.S. You suck!

    • KillaKiwi210

      9 years ago

      So then that must mean you HATE me, cause you're always so nice to me. smiley2.gif but......but.....kupo suits......cookies......snaggle-tooths. smiley0.gif

    • KillaKiwi210

      9 years ago

      Rant? I thought that was a love song.

    • polarbearzip

      9 years ago

      Hey do you remember that recipe that you posted in the stoners forum? I was hoping you could send it to me.

    • riotcow

      9 years ago

      Heh, kiddo still remembers who you are. Kinda surprised.

    • WADR

      9 years ago

      Thanks, I'm my hero, too.

    • Darkeye

      9 years ago

      Bueller....Bueller....Bueller.....Bueller

      Well give me your email or something sucka!

    • Darkeye

      9 years ago

      Yeah iv had plenty of complements cause of it.....and dont stress over the girl who wrote those things about you on your photo she probably just wished she was cute and had guys talk to her like you.

    • Darkeye

      9 years ago

      You know its a sweet ass beard too!

    • MissJackie

      9 years ago

      yea i wanted a dragon.. but its too butch lol so i made it half dragon and half phoenix to add some prettyness lol

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