Kyo_masaki

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from Colorado Springs, Colorado

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    • Halo and british kids

      13 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      English kids (between the age of 9 and 16) have been goin in number and stupidy, sorry to all that play halo online that aren't annoying, but these kids and their heavy accent really get to me not only because the talk so damn much but they ask the stupidist questions. Questions like how far can Chief throw a plasma and are dead set on getting a answer. Then again its not just Halo but since DOA4 came out i have found them there and many other games with stupid questions waiting for me.
      Call me retarded for writing this down but i just call it venting since trying to talk with someone yelling in the mic "Ello Ello" is kinda hard. As opposed to typing on the computer no one can talk to me at the same time ha haha hahahaha.

    • I love this band MCR

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      This song is the best preformed by the band called My chemical romance.

      Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
      I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
      For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
      Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

      I'm not okay
      I'm not okay
      I'm not okay
      You wear me out

      What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
      (I'm not okay)
      I told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means
      (I'm not okay)
      To be a joke and look, another line without a hook
      I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look!

      I'm not okay
      I'm not okay
      I'm not okay
      You wear me out

      Forget about the dirty looks
      The photographs your boyfriend took
      You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed

      I'm okay
      I'm okay!
      I'm okay, now
      (I'm okay, now)

      But you really need to listen to me
      Because I'm telling you the truth
      I mean this, I'm okay!
      (Trust Me)

      I'm not okay
      I'm not okay
      Well, I'm not okay
      I'm not o-fucking-kay
      I'm not okay
      I'm not okay
      (Okay)

    • Might ur best friend be Tony Danza?

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      1.He bursts into the kitchen and yells “Aayyy Angela!†and then proceeds to tell you all about how he can’t get a job and nobody likes him.

      2.When walking down a busy street, hundreds of people don’t run up to him and ask for an autograph. Instead they just look around wondering where that awful smell is coming from.

      3.His severe speech-impediment prevents him from being able to order food at the drive-thru, so you have to lean over and do it for him.

      4.The very second you step inside a Wal-Mart, he squeals like a six-year-old girl and runs off to go look at the new Barbie dolls.

      5.At dinner parties, he entertains guests with his remarkably awful Ralph Macchio impression. Which actually just sounds like his regular voice, only slightly higher-pitched.

      6.Nearly 18 years after it was considered acceptable, his hair is still parted down the middle.

      7.One afternoon, he tells you about his teenage daughter and how she wants to dress nice and go out on dates with boys. “She’s outta control,†he insists. To which you reply, “You don’t have a daughter Tony. That was just a movie. A terrible, terrible movie.â€Â

      8.When asked to recite the alphabet, he simply says “Ay ohh ay.†Then he sticks his tongue out, expecting a treat.

      9.He insists on wearing an astronaut suit every time he checks the mail.

      10.When ordering a pizza, he turns to you and asks “Hey Angela, is it alright if I get birds on half of it?â€Â

      11.Every Thursday he plays softball at the YMCA. Every Friday, he plays “Who wants to see the inside of a van?†at the playground.

      12.On more than one occasion, you’ve walked into his room and caught him humping his pillow, with a frozen chicken foot jutting precariously out of his anus.

      13.He gets a call one day from his agent, who’s got a role lined-up for him playing a bafoonish Italian guy named ‘Tony’ who drives a bus and eats birds.

      14.He doesn’t get the part.

      15.He gets pulled over by a cop for failing to make a complete stop at a red light, and for having the skinned torso of a dead monkey tied to his rear bumper.

      16.When you ask him why he thought it might be a good idea to take a dump in your refrigerator, he puffs up his chest and says “Waitta minute. Who’s da boss here?†And then after a brief moment of silence, he giggles and says “Get it? Like that show I was in. Oh man, I crack myself up sometimes.â€Â

      17.His answering machine message is just him explaining that he can’t come to the phone because he doesn’t know where it is, or what it looks like, or how to use it, or why he even has one.

      18.You go over to his house unannounced and find him stretched out on the bathroom floor with his arms and legs akimbo, weeping uncontrollably into a half-eaten cupcake, while the shrill sounds of a broken Barry Manilow record lurch through the smoke-filled air. Upon closer inspection, you notice he’s holding a bottle of horse tranquilizers in his left hand, and a copy of his resumé in the other. You decide to come back later.

      19.The next morning, he wakes up and decides to write a book about his horrible, unnecessary life, but instead he trips on a pile of hate mail and impales himself on a stack of unsold “Best of Tony Danza†videos.

    • Help Doc's sis out aite

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      watch G4 tonight and goto there web site and vote for my sister Brooke please

      she will be on at 7pm pst time

      This was from Docdawolf aite so watch G4 T.V. tonight for the people that actually get the channel and vote for her aite, thanks a bunch (Doc says that)

    • How to beat your favorite video games...

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      Step 1: Buy a damn strategy guide. C’mon, if you spend just a few dollars, you can have all the level maps to Mary Kate and Ashley Do the Hula Hoop Party 2. It’s really worth it. Trust me.

      Step 2: Don’t wanna spend your dough on a strategy guide, eh? Me either. I was just testing you. From here on out this guide is intended for real men and women who want help beating video games. All you pussys stand aside. All right, you’re gonna need some supplies. First off, call a buddy. You will want a witness to watch you rule your games so he can tell the tale to other assorted friends.

      Step 3: Don’t forget to get some munchies. You’ll need the fuel. This will be an uphill battle, my friend. Also, I hope you’re wearing sweat pants and a hooded sweatshirt with a random college name printed on it. You’ll gonna feel the burn today.

      Step 4: While getting ready, if your mom walks into the room and asks you about your chores, just tell her you’ll do them in a minute. Sound sincere, but hold your ground. When she walks back out of the room roll your eyes and mutter under your breath “Geez, momâ€Â.

      Step 5: Alright, before your friend shows up make sure the controller to the game works. Try all arrows, buttons, wheels, and gizmos. Use a wet-wipe if something feels sticky.

      Step 6: Game time! Ok, so you’ve started the game up. Usually video games start out easy, and then work their way up to more difficult levels. This is only to tease your mushy brain. Stay strong.

      Step 7: Sometimes friends try to point out hints that they think you’re missing. If this occurs, just look over at them and shout back “Gawwwwd, I know that!†Listen to what the friend says, though. Just don’t let them catch on that you have no idea what you’re doing.

      Step 8: When the game becomes too much, throw down the controller and scream out “This is impossible!†If done correctly, you should trigger a device on your gaming system which will unlock all secrets and clues throughout the game. Quietly pick up your controller again and continue game play.

    • How to kill a bear with your feet.

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      Step 1: For Christ’s sake, don’t use your fucking feet! What’s wrong with you? Are you simple or something? Grab a gun, or a knife, or a rock and kill that bear right now! Kill him!! Kill him now! Kill him before he kills you!

      Step 2: Okay, now you’ve just pissed him off. You should have brought a stick of dynamite coated with honey, because there’s no way you’re gonna stop him now. Your only chance is to run. Don’t stop to put your shoes back on, that bear’s right on your tail. If you trip he’ll gobble you up whole.

      Step 3: Remember the good times. Your first kiss…that one time your dad accidentally said he was proud of you…all those days when you weren’t being eaten alive by a grizzly bear. You don’t have much time left, so you better cherish those fleeting moments of happiness before the bear rips your throat out. Cherish, you sonofabitch!

      Step 4: What the hell is this bear waiting for? Hurry up, asshole! You’re about to bleed to death and this bear’s justâ€'wait a minute…what’s that poking out of hisâ€'OH GOD! You’re about to raped by a fucking grizzly bear! Sweet Jesus, this motherfucker really knows how to rub it in.

      Step 5: Curl up into the fetal position and wait for death’s sweet, merciful embrace. Beat your head against the ground to try and erase the last 30 minutes of brutal bear humping from your shattered mind. If that doesn’t work, just try swallowing large clumps of dirt.

      Step 6: The world around you begins to shrink. All you can see now is a tiny little dot. Darkness envelops you as you drift into eternity. Wait! Something’s pulling you back. You struggle, but it won’t let go. All of a sudden, the world races back into view, and all you can see is BEAR!! A big huge giant bear face. He’s giving you CPR!! He’s getting ready for round 2! Jumping fucksocks, why won’t he let you die

    • Hi everyone!!

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      So whats u guys and girls, i am back not that anyone cares but i guess i would just say that ya know.
      Anywho a word to the wise never try to race a drunk guy, u will win and then he will get pissed off for about a min. and then just pass out.

      For that have heard this band i praise u so much!!!! They rock and i love them!!!
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      If anybody on this site like Japanese music and is a fan of electronica, then go check out these guys and girl called MoVE right outa my home town WooT!!!
      This band has awsome cd's and singles out so if u want i highly recommend that u check them out at this web address aite [/img]http://www.electropica.com


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    • Some friends are werid

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      Okay so people sometimes piss me off, i bet they piss mostly everybody off that is on this site!! So here is my problem i try to be nice to this person i know and be kind and all the above that goes along with picnics aite. But all we do is fight and bicker about stupid shit, then when i say that i am tried of fighting and the person says the same we are fine, but for being as stupid as this person is "him/her" will try to start another fight again why the hell is this?!?!?! Does 'him/her" want to lose our friendship or what? That also brings up another point, people are confusing one minute they want this and then the next they want that or they love that but then they hate it at the same time...... My friendship with this person is like really fucked up we can't have a normal conversation for just like a second. The thing that i hate is the fact that this goes on everyday non-stop sometimes i just want to kill "him/her" ya know. Then there will be those quite moments were we get along with each other but then the fighting comes, its like we are little kids and fight over pointless shit, this fighting can be compared to choosing which carpet is softer or looks better now who in their right mind fights over shit like that. Sometimes i just wish a car would come and hit me and knock me 40 feet from this person. Or i had a pool of water that i could just die in! Well i lost for ways on how to prevent another fight and its not like we are b/f g/f ya know its more like we are mortal enemies but we are not we are really best friends. Well i done complaining...............

      Time to do something constructive with my time like sleep..........(zzzzzzzzzzzz) good night everyone! =D

    • Music

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      Just to let u guys know...........

      SYSTEM OF A DOWN ROCKS AND FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      okay i'm done =D, every have a good day, peace

    • DocDaWolf....

      14 years ago

      Kyo_masaki

      If u guys haven't read DocDaWolf's journal, go read it u lazy bastards!!! It's really good, funny and teaches a lession if u understand it. First read part one if u haven't yet then read part two, u will mess it up if u read them outta order! That guy has an intresting life i tell u, i guess never a dull moment in his life. Anywho have fun, big props to to da man Docdawolf and toodles.

      P.S. I love squirrels, but most of all I LOVE ALL U PEOPLE :D!

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  • Comments (18)

    • PiperHo

      13 years ago

      R1 is just too much bike though. you have to be crazy to ride a 1000cc bike. or just a badass. i am pretty damned sure i would kill myself if my first bike was an R1 or a Hayabusa.

      But don't get me wrong, I love those two bikes. they're just too much for lil old me.

    • Lexi

      13 years ago

      Pretty peachy. Just graduated high school. =) How about you?

    • Suto_Griff

      13 years ago

      So, you've been back. Sweet. Now I look like an idiot, sort of. That's cool. Or not. Whatever. smiley0.gifsmiley8.gif

    • Suto_Griff

      14 years ago

      Like now, for instance. I'm going to comment probably every day. Maybe every couple of hours if I'm at work. That way you can have something to look at when you get back.

    • Suto_Griff

      14 years ago

      Again, I think I'm going to raid your comment section until you show up again.

    • Suto_Griff

      14 years ago

      Friend, please read this. It's easier if I link it.

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      "Hey! This is (MyRideIsTex), duh, lol. You are #311 on my "I will talk to all 600 of my friends" tour. Laters."

    • MyRideIsTex

      14 years ago

      oh, thanks for reminding me.

    • xineohp

      14 years ago

      You like snowboarding, you like Japan, you like Story of the Year... *bows*

    • Famicom_Mike Nintendork Since 1992

      14 years ago

      someone who likes Japan. awesome.

    • AznSpeed101

      14 years ago

      yea i liked underworld too alot i hope they come out with another, but uhh i hate school so much

    • Jenn

      14 years ago

      yes i do love pineapples! theyre so yummy to eat! its almost addicting.

    • playbass311

      14 years ago

      skater, tight

    • BuryYourDead

      14 years ago

      Blumchen, Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Roses are Red, And MSI, your choice of music rocks! To hard!

    • ebay

      14 years ago

      Noone can hate Gir.

    • ManSlayer

      14 years ago

      Another Michael

      Cool!!! :-)

    • Dakta43

      14 years ago

      That is an impressive profile my japanese brotha but let me tell u korea is just as nice.

    • MasterThief

      14 years ago

      Zim, Dashboard Con., Switchfoot, and all those games and movies are sweet!

      I'm soooo going to visit Japan some time! Tokyo looks awsome!

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