LDK_Sparda48

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    • Shit, it's been awhlie

      11 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      I don know why I even come back here sometimes, but I guess its out of boredom nothings really changed....lol i dont really have anything to say either.

    • How a 7 year old explains sex

      11 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      Little Johnny was 7 years old and like

      other boys

      his age rather

      curious.



      He had been hearing quite a bit

      about 'making out'

      from the older boys, and he wondered

      what it was

      and how it was done.



      One day he took his question to his

      mother, who

      became rather flustered. Instead of

      explaining

      things to Johnny, she told him to hide

      behind the

      curtains one night and watch his older

      sister and

      her boyfriend.



      This he did. The following morning,

      Johnny

      described EVERYTHING to his mother.



      "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for

      a while,

      then he turned off most of the lights.

      Then he

      started kissing and hugging her. I

      figured 'Sis must

      be getting sick, because her face started

      looking

      funny.



      He must have thought so too, because he

      put his

      hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

      just the

      way the doctor would. Except he's not as

      smart as

      the doctor because he seemed to have

      trouble

      finding her heart. I guess he was getting

      sick too,

      because pretty soon both of them started

      panting

      and getting all out of breath.



      His other hand must have been cold

      because he

      put it under her skirt.



      About this time 'Sis got worse and began

      to moan

      and sigh and squirm around and slide

      down

      toward

      the end of the couch. This was when her

      fever

      started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis

      told him

      she felt really hot.



      Finally, I found out what was making

      them so

      sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his

      pants

      somehow. It just jumped out of his pants

      and

      stood there, about 10 inches long,

      honest, anyway

      he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from

      getting

      away.



      When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her

      eyes

      got big, and her mouth fell open, and

      she started

      calling out to God and stuff like that. She

      said it

      was the biggest one she's ever seen; I

      should tell

      her about the ones down at the lake by

      our house!



      Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the

      eel by

      biting its head off.The eel spit on her face

      a little bit and then, All of a sudden she

      grabbed it

      with both hands and held it tight while he

      took a

      muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it

      over the

      eel's head to keep it from biting again.



      Sis lay back and spread her legs so she

      could get

      a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying

      on top

      of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a

      fight.



      Sis started groaning and squealing and

      her

      boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess

      they

      wanted to kill the eel by squashing it

      between

      them.



      After a while they both quit moving and

      gave a

      great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure

      enough,

      they killed the eel. I knew because it just

      hung

      there, limp, and some of its insides were

      hanging

      out.



      Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired

      from the

      battle, but they went back to courting

      anyway. He

      started hugging and kissing her again. By

      golly,

      the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up

      and

      started to fight again.



      I guess eels are like cats- they have nine

      lives or

      something. This time, Sis jumped up and

      tried to

      kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35

      minute

      struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew

      it was

      dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel

      its skin

      off and flush it down the toilet.



      Now that you've read it, post it and have

      goodluck

      in "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U

      will

      have a

      bad sex life!!! SO REPOST THIS!!! WITH tHE TITLE

      HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEx

    • OK BOred!!!

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      FREE 5 MODS TO THE 1ST PERSON WHO COMMENTS Dont really need them, since im never here anymore, but I dont wanna hold on to them, lol Dont read this tho, hurry the hell up and try to get your mods!!!!

    • LOl motherfucker!!!

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      Ok umm myspace is addicting, but da only thing that takes me away 4rm that is teh RvB vids, so once they're over i guess ill barely ever be on this site, every1 who has a myspace should add me and hit me up cuz i might not show up here nemore!!! Ohh and still takin random friend requests 4 da noobs and cool ppls dont be afraid to add or talk to me cuz im a naturally nice person, except 4 when ya choose PS3 over teh XBox 360 cuz then ill just block ya!!! :-) j/k

    • I Pwn all u noob bitches!!!

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      I started up on Diablo again so if u play on U.S. East, then add me or sumthin, only thing is im non ladder and only play on Us East cuz i don feel like startin over... ya kno!!!!

      EAT NOOB COCK BITCHES

      sry just excited to be bak :-(

    • Wats to say???

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      OK so I really have nothin new goin on, and RvB isn't awat it used to be 4 some reason!!! Its not that im becomin a myspace junkie!!! It's just thats more addicting than RvB for some reason besides the videos of course cuz they will always prevail; but once the episodes of RvB are gone wat the hell will I do then, I dont wanna be one of those ppl who wait all day on myspace just for a message that they probably wont get til next week, ya kno???

    • LOL AMityville!!!

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      OK im bak and kinda missed this place, Myspace is really addicting so i've been goin throught that and losin my internet but i'll try to get bak on as often as i can!!! Msg me and thx to all the ppl who added me every1 here knows im a friend whore!!!!

    • OK

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      OK I'll say this again, not like i've said it before but if you want me to vote for ya send a friend request cuz I vote for all friends unless two or more of my friends are voting then i'll have to choose on my own but more than likely that wont happen!!!! so send a msg plz dont be quiet about this shit it's important!!!!!

    • : )

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      This week there was an unbearable pain in my ass, oh wait it was just my f*ing teachers. I've already gotten ASD's (after school detentions) which last for 2 hours unless you sleep then 3 and are Asst principal is a bitch in a motor wheelchair who I believe has tried to hit me with and if I stay here I won't be able to drive for another 5 years, oh and btw i'm only 15 not 17 I just can't remember my birthday I know stop smokin weed but I dont I'm just a little slow : ) but this was just alot of bitchin how was your day?

    • Sittin Sideways

      12 years ago

      LDK_Sparda48

      Man I really like that song chopped & screwwed it sounds tight as hell!!!! I don't really give a fuck if you fuckers thik rap isn't real music cuz it's tight as hell!!!! And another thing I am changing the nice act I'm tired of all those bitches takin advantage; too late now I'll find all of you and there shall be no escape : ( Nice gets you nowhere, being who you are, a not giving a shit whos listenin, gets you somewhere!!!! And this may sound really random but I want some it to snow so I can throw snowballs at little kids an beat the shit out of some1 while blasting Metallica. All is lost for who you thought you know you bunch of flaming faggots, not speaking to you if your really cool by the way : ), I want a schnitzel, well Cocka doodle do bitches i've woken up and this will not be the last time!!!!!!!


      -this was Will
      now have a nice day : )

  • Comments (99)

    • cmobes313

      11 years ago

      Ya fuck look whos back

    • KooLio707

      12 years ago

      hey nukka check out
      www.myspace.com/liolokfriends

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      lmao xD

      ey, you been to the fair?

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      ha.
      yerrr..me too (:
      but im glad school is FINNAAAAAAAAALLLY freakin over

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      hey will,
      what up?

      (:

    • chadbrochill

      12 years ago

      thx man same wit urs

    • chadbrochill

      12 years ago

      yo man wuss good thx fo acceptin my friend request.

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      lol, yuh i know, i cant freakn wait untill school is over!!!

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      hey
      whats new?

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      lol
      well..the whole thing was a lot better then sittin in seminar class

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      lmao,
      they werent the greatest....... but i thought they did okay!
      at least they didnt give up, i suppose.. Lol (:

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      haha, it was pretty good!!!
      i liked the drums, and the first performance for dancing was greaaaatt =]
      lisa was amazing as well!

      how bout you?

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      ey,
      whats upp?

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      hey will =]

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the support ninja.

    • lostbeauty

      12 years ago

      If you support juggalos/lettes and think that whats in diz journal is fucked up, please comment the journal protesting against the fucking haters. Please leave anything thats threatening the mods out though, as it would just make the situation even worse. Thanks!

      Follow this link to view journal:
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1641148

      sorry if youve already done this. im trying to make sure all of da ppl on my friendslist know of diz.

    • lostbeauty

      12 years ago

      haha
      thats cool. xD

      xx

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      =o wtf..im on myspacee?
      arghhh eh.. i dont remember signing into myspace today !

      maybee my dad ?? but idk how, he doesnt know my password =o
      lol idk.

      hahaa..so urr day was good then ? :]

      x<3megan

    • lostbeauty

      12 years ago

      yeah dats true..

      i mean about me being down wit da clowns, haha.

      but okayy. xD
      xx

      how are youuuu?

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      lol xD
      ahh cool..
      eh im at the library so yea.. and myspace isnt workin here which is fuckn gay :[
      they need to unblock iiit

      x<3megan

    • lostbeauty

      12 years ago

      haha its cool...

      lmao.
      whatve u heard?

    • shot_down666

      12 years ago

      lol xD

      haa i heard ! :P
      Lol.
      how'ree you doin Will ??

      x<3megan

    • lostbeauty

      12 years ago

      lmao. wow..
      i wuz wonderinggg y u were talking to me..
      u know diz isnt megan rightt?
      im her sisterrr..

      her account is shot_down666

    • fartnugget

      12 years ago

      idk

    • lostbeauty

      12 years ago

      haha
      chyeah
      i alwayz saw ya picture ndd thought u were a girl lmao
      didnt realize who u were until now..

    • fartnugget

      12 years ago

      dude
      im bring my board tomorrow

    • Caboosebluey

      12 years ago

      great pics mate rock on!

    • dlkcr

      12 years ago

      HeyySweetie!!! Love you bunches!!!

    • fartnugget

      12 years ago

      lol


      i got here first
      smiley0.gif

    • theironpaw

      12 years ago

      same here i havent being on since last year...

    • theironpaw

      12 years ago

      i havent talked to u in agers

    • fartnugget

      12 years ago

      make a new journal

    • fartnugget

      12 years ago

      get the fuck on more often
      u duche monkey

    • fartnugget

      12 years ago

      dude shelby joined

    • tysonx1

      12 years ago

      put that in ur about file and erase the other one

    • tysonx1

      12 years ago

      insane_clown_posse_on_tna.jpg

    • SilentBombr

      12 years ago

      Yo, I'm running a 10 mod competition; check it out!

    • SilentBombr

      12 years ago

      Boo!
      How are you?

    • marklova2006

      12 years ago

      hey boo how are you

    • dougss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 10 years

      12 years ago

      up for a chat about absoulutley nothing productive and w/ no point whie i do my homework?

    • darkmatter22

      12 years ago

      welli dohaveone...but i dont kow the url or email... ifgo tolook for it
      it wouldbeunder
      lanisue
      or
      lani sue

    • darkmatter22

      12 years ago

      hi there....Will
      i was browsing yourprofile....and i like it...
      im offering friend requests this week. so this is your chance......
      i only require that you watch me..... you dont halftto comment.... although i seem to give out mods randomly to people who comment....
      so feel free to reply....
      short cut to be my friend here

    • konpluribus

      12 years ago

      duuuuuuuuuuuuuude i played fucking halo 3 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaa i love being a game tester

    • GrifReaper

      12 years ago

      what with u pervs having pics of models on your image

    • konpluribus

      12 years ago

      u sick friking perv

    • konpluribus

      12 years ago

      u sick perv wussup

    • BlackMonsta

      12 years ago

      I'm addicted to both to be honest

    • supergirl

      12 years ago

      im sublime

    • bunig

      12 years ago

      the contest has not started yet.

    • konpluribus

      12 years ago

      wussup<perv im like so stoned right now

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