LHSBAND

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from Lompoc, CA

  • Activity

    • Guess who

      6 years ago

      LHSBAND

      Has mono! I do... *gives it to ALL OF YOU*

    • 7 years ago

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    • 7 years ago

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    • Da Fuq

      7 years ago

      LHSBAND

      So, I got a job at Burger King, yes take your crack at making fun of me for it (BUT I'M PROUD OF IT; WHAT'S UP!). Anyways. I think... I might've seen everything now. And today was no exception. I saw a black guy in drag. Wearing a pink weave. Made me double take until I saw his flat chest. *shutters*

    • Well RoosterTeeth

      7 years ago

      LHSBAND

      Well RoosterTeeth, you have finally done it. You finally jumped jumped the shark and joined bandwagon. Not only have you joined the Facebook bandwagon, but you also made it to sort of look like Facebook. As with everyone else, no one likes change. But this change is too radical and just a bit to overly complicated.

      If you could change it just a bit, and made it less... BAKSFAbhaksdfh, then this change could be somewhat manageable.

      Someone fix this. Gus, Ben... fix it. It's broken and people are complaining about it. Fix it.

      And watch me get banned.

    • Aaah...

      7 years ago

      LHSBAND

      New things new things!

      Where do I go to see forum post on this thing?!!!

    • Oh god!

      7 years ago

      LHSBAND

      Shit just got real with this cat. Because Einstein is in charge.

      I was bored

    • Random 98 questions

      7 years ago

      LHSBAND

      1. How old will you be in five years?
      a. 23
      2. Who did you spend at least to hours with today?
      a. My computer
      3. How tall are you?
      a. 6’1’’
      4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
      a. Something, not sure what, but something.
      5. What’s the last movie you saw?
      a. Avatar
      6. Who was the last person you called?
      a. No one, I rarely call anyone
      7. Who was the last person to call you?
      a. I don’t remember and my phone is dead
      8. What was the last text message you received?
      a. Don’t remember (see question 7)
      9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
      a. See question 7
      10. Do you prefer to call or text?
      a. Text
      11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
      a. Sleeping?
      12. Are you parents married/divorced? Neither?
      a. Married
      13. When did you last see your mom?
      a. Today
      14. What color are your eyes?
      a. Dark Brown
      15. What time did you wake up today?
      a. 1:31 AM o.0
      16. What are you wearing right now?
      a. Clothes
      17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
      a. The Christmas Can-Can by Straight No Chaser
      18. Where is your favorite place to be?
      a. Anywhere that’s quiet
      19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
      a. Anywhere that has loud, obnoxious people
      20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
      a. Anywhere
      21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
      a. A nice house, some kids of my own, happily with my mate
      22. Do you tan or burn?
      a. Tan
      23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
      a. The dark
      24. What is the last thing that really made you laugh?
      a. Don’t remember
      25. How many TVs do you have in you house?
      a. 3
      26. How big is your bed?
      a. Queen on top of a King (because I CAN!)
      27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
      a. Laptop
      28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
      a. I only wear shorts to sleep
      29. What color are you sheets?
      a. Red, blue, and neon green
      30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
      a. 2
      31. What is your favorite season?
      a. Winter
      32. Would you like a pie?
      a. Right meow, better be apple
      33. What do you like about winter?
      a. Rain
      34. What do you like about the summer?
      a. The wind -.-
      35. What do you like about spring?
      a. Rain
      36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
      a. 9: California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Georgia, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Ohio, New York
      37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
      a. Lompoc, Carthridge
      38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
      a. To wear all the time? Bare sometimes
      39. Are you a social person?
      a. Somewhat
      40. What was the last thing you ate?
      a. Steak
      41. What is your favorite restaurant?
      a. Panda Express
      42. What is your favorite ice cream?
      a. Vanilla
      43. What is your favorite dessert?
      a. Apple Pie
      44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
      a. Ramen
      45. What kind of jell or jam do you like on your PB&J sandwich?
      a. Strawberry
      46. Do you like Chinese food?
      a. Like hell I do!
      47. Do you like coffee?
      a. Fuck no
      48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
      a. Depends, sometimes 6 or 9, or as little as 1
      49. What do you drink in the morning?
      a. Water?
      50. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
      a. Center
      51. Do you now how to play poker?
      a. Yes
      52. Do you like to cuddle?
      a. YES
      53. Have you ever been to Canada?
      a. No, but want too
      54. Do you have an addictive personality?
      a. Err… maybe?
      55. Do you eat out or at home more often?
      a. Eat out in…. aaaayeah.
      56. Sate your full name!:
      a. John K. Moulton
      57. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
      a. I think so
      58. Do you want kids?
      a. Yes, one boy and one girl
      59. Do you speak any other languages?
      a. Besides English? No
      60. Have you ever gotten stitches?
      a. Never
      61. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
      a. Never
      62. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
      a. Pool
      63. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
      a. Window
      64. Do you know how to drive stick?
      a. Yes? I understand how it works
      65. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
      a. AriZona’s (Google it if you don’t know)
      66. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
      a. My class ring… until I lost it
      67. What is your favorite TV show?
      a. House
      68. Can you roll your tongue?
      a. Like a boss
      69. Who is the funniest person you know?
      a. Uuuuh…
      70. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
      a. No
      71. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
      a. Don’t know (See question 7)
      72. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
      a. Yes, somewhere
      73. What red object is closest to you right now?
      a. My cup of water
      74. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
      a. No
      75. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed?
      a. Open, since I don’t have a door for it
      76. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
      a. Bees
      77. Do you flirt a lot?
      a. No
      78. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
      a. Mickey D’s Sweet ‘n’ sour sauce!
      79. What is your favorite food?
      a. Don’t know
      80. Can you change oil in a car?
      a. No
      81. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
      a. Don’t drive
      82. Have you ever run out of gas?
      a. See question 82
      83. What is your usual bedtime?
      a. My what?
      84. What was the last book you read?
      a. Halo: Contact Harvest
      85. Do you read the newspaper?
      a. Rarely
      86. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
      a. No
      87. Do you expect the Spanish Inquisition?
      a. The what now?
      88. Do you watch soap operas?
      a. No
      89. Do you dance in the car?
      a. No
      90. What radio station did you last listen to?
      a. 102.5… country
      91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
      a. No one, I don’t have a picture frame
      92. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
      a. Things I need to do
      93. What is your favorite candle scent?
      a. Lavender
      94. What is your favorite board game?
      a. Monopoly
      95. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
      a. Super sonic?
      96. When was the last time you attended church?
      a. When my grandfather died 6/17/2007
      97. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
      a. My band teacher, she’s awesome
      98. What is the longest you have ever camped our in a tent?
      a. Never

    • Sigma Outpost Blues

      7 years ago

      LHSBAND
      A bit of my character's (John Banderas), past. Building a more in-depth history, and furthering a plot... maybe.

      Not exactly as originally posted


      Richard O'Coannell

      (Quiet today.)

      *Band dose a visual inspection of the pelican before he entered the cockpit and turned on the systems, and whatnot. He cracked his neck as he waited for the systems to warm up and looked out. He started gazing off into the distance wondering*

      "O'Coannell! Please, step into my office, I'll make this brief".

      The younger Band nodded and walked into one of the many brass office inside one of ONI's headquarters. He quickly glanced around room, taking in his surroundings. A plain room with a white desk and a holo computer set in the center of the desk, tilted 30 degrees up for the user. The large, 6 foot 3, man, wearing what you'd expect a normal officer of the UNSC to wear in an office environment, sat down at his desk and quickly dance his fingers on the computer. Band changed his pace and slowly walked over to one of two chairs that flanked the front of his desk.

      Banderas gulped softly and shifted in his fatigues. Usually when a UNSC brass, or an ONI brass for that matter, pulled someone into their office it usually wasn't good.

      "How are you doing Richard?" Said the officer

      "Err, good, sir. A bit tired from the last mission, but relatively peachy." John replied.

      "Mmm, yes, your last mission, about that." Band sat up straight in his chair and somewhat fidgeted. "Although it was a success, and passed with flying colors, ONI is now declaring, that you, are to be released and reassigned in the grunt line work." Banderas blinked.

      "I'm sorry, sir, what?"

      "We're reassigning you, son. We have no more use for you." Replied the ONI officer.

      "What? Why?" John exclaimed. "I'm the best, and my team is the top."

      "Exactly. That's why we need to cut you." Band raised an eyebrow, his head tilting to the left in disbelief.

      "No no no no, so you murdered my parents, take me in, trai-"

      "I expect you to keep in line, Agent," interrupted the man. "Before you have an accident that'll coast you your life." Band stayed quiet. The official typed on the computer silently, making John feel more uncomfortable than he already was. "You're history, documents, ID, credentials, family, and life will be whipped. You'll be given a new identity, name, and life. We here at ONI expect you to learn you past, don't want anymore accidents, he said coldly, looking up from his computer." Band nodded and looked down.

      "Your new name is Jonathan Banderas, or John Banderas, from province 113 on earth. You are now reassigned to the Blue Army: 12th Armored Calvary regiment. Do I make myself clear?"

      "Yes, sir." Band replied solemnly.

      "Good, a further document will be sent to you regarding your new change when you get back to your room. You ship tomorrow night. Dismissed."


      BEEP!

      *Band blinked from his dream and looked down at the pelican's computer. A list of red and yellow words appeared on the pelican's panel and Band raised his hand up behind his head and scratched his neck with a sigh*

      Oooooh, fuck.

    • Theres are guys so awesome.

      7 years ago

      LHSBAND

      I so wanna play brass now because of these guys so I can play upside down like a boss!

  • Comments (1209)

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      type?

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      Listen to this and tell me if I got a music deal coming.

      • LostNirvana

        7 years ago

        Why not?

      • LHSBAND

        7 years ago

        ......no. No you don't. Sorry.

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      oi

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      WHAT THE FUUUCK!?

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      You should get on Skype.

    • FoxboyPrower

      7 years ago

      Well it is a really obscure fetish. But it works that detached parts work as if they were still attached. Just a bit of interesting weirdness about him that I like.

    • FoxboyPrower

      7 years ago

      After a while you get used to it and will see it streamlines things. I love the alerts on the tab you get without hitting f5 over and over.

      So do you see the replies?

    • FoxboyPrower

      7 years ago

      Ah. I figured.
      Because with the new one you can use the new reply system and see replies to comments you have made. I've replied to some stuff of yours and do not think you have seen it yet.

    • FoxboyPrower

      7 years ago

      do you use the new site layout or the old one?

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      Because I can, John.

    • FoxboyPrower

      7 years ago

      look at my latest picture please. ^_^ tell me what you think.

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      Look John! I found a picture of Whitney!

      1318279366203.jpg

    • meleesoldier

      7 years ago

      See if Tzer is on xbox, ask him what his C&C Generals Zero Hour Screen name is.

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      How in the fuck am I supposed to do that?

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      Alright.

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      We should play.

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      I got minecraft.

    • meleesoldier

      7 years ago

      I was going to ask john to play Battlefield 3 with me, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    • joshua.larson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey fuck you asshole

    • screenaholic

      7 years ago

      In reply to LHSBAND, #1:

      Wait.... you're a senior already?!

      Well I should be a senior, but I failed a few classes so I have to repeat a year so I'm technically a junior. But the camp is for juniors and seniors.

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      Get on Skype por vavor.

    • Tzer

      7 years ago

      Get on xbox.

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      Band I'd like to thank you for your first post in Sigma Blues (Reading through it so that I can try and rejoin.), it gave me a much needed chuckle.

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      Tired but well.

    • MrSkuloiet

      7 years ago

      ...you haven't been on in a while...so in just gonna assume you are dead.

    • Firenomad

      7 years ago

      How do you fare old fellow?

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      How are you today?

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      Is Ajax on?

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      In for some MW2 or type?

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      Hey man. What have you been you to?

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      You guys want to talk in type?

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      I lost his Email. Do you have it?

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      type now.

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      type.

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      type.

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      I'm going to need a link.

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      tinychat

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      type.

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      type.

    • MrSkuloiet

      8 years ago

      PPPPPPAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT OWNED BY THAT ELECTRICAL CORD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • MrSkuloiet

      8 years ago

      Sup faggot, ever play Metroid Prime!?

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      type.

    • Tzer

      8 years ago

      Oh, it was a trick me and Skuloiet planned to get you on xbox.

    • Tzer

      8 years ago

      Get on xbox and find out.

    • Tzer

      8 years ago

      Skuloiet says never get on xbox and that he is deleting you. Also butts.

    • Tzer

      8 years ago

      I am was Friday

    • trevor1001

      8 years ago

      Type plz.

    • TheTaco007

      8 years ago

      Not a whole lot. I'm actually about to leave for my girlfriend's house, though.

    • Tzer

      8 years ago

      tinychat now

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