Leus

Male
from Gainesville, FL

  • Activity

    • Steve's dead?

      12 years ago

      Leus

      Crikey!

    • No more pictures, no more music.

      12 years ago

      Leus

      Well, I've still got my music library, but all my instrument files and all the lyrics I ever recorded are gone. I didn't specify to save them because I'm dumb.

      But my pictures library really is gone. All of the pictures I ever had on my computer are now no more. Me with the orange sky, me...doing anything at all. Hell, old pictures of the old RvB site and my old stats and shit.

      I feel like I should care about this, but I really don't. Which is ridiculous because my computer is basically all I do. Yes, grammar. Anyway, apparently I care about nothing. I'm a buddhist monk. I've reached enlightenment.

      I'm a cow.

      Anyway, since I can't work on them anymore, here's two songs from Sophomore Slump as they were before my computer got fucked in the ass:

      Leus - The Return

      Leus - Ninja

      Also, here is the only picture in my entire library. It's a background I whipped up because I didn't want to look at a pretty rock canyon.

      background.jpg

      I didn't mean for it to, but it kind of reminds me of a beach.

    • New computer.

      12 years ago

      Leus

      I have a new processor and video card with lots of important-sounding letters in their names.

      Good thing, too, because I've been thinking about getting back into Quake 2.

    • That dog got annihilated.

      12 years ago

      Leus

      So we were cruisin' down the street and in the lane to the right was a truck dragging a horse trailer. We were talking about it because we just talk about everything around us (especially black people) and then the truck swerved. I was all "Whoa, shit," and then the truck and trailer started bouncing and jerking and swerving and finally a dog came barrel-rolling out from under the truck, leash flying everywhich way. I'm pretty sure some blood splattered onto our windshield. John said he saw the dog "explode," but I only saw its lifeless carcass roll to a halt. Then later we went down the street again and there was a huge blood splatter followed by a long-ass streak. Somebody got fucked up.

      Dogs are dumb.

    • "His name is Yogi."

      12 years ago

      Leus

      We went and saw the camel again tonight. He came right up to the car again and we were chilling and some old lady told us his name. Then he started pissing all over for like five minutes. Then we decided to feed him.

      We tried plain old long grass at first, but he didn't want none of that shit. Then we picked some fern-type things, and he ate a few of those, but he quickly grew tired of them. Then I picked him some blackberries and de-thorned the branches and fed those to him. He liked those. Then for no reason I decided to let him eat straight out of my hand. It was ridiculously intense, considering he's this HUGE-ASS camel eating out of my hand. He drooled on me. Then he pissed again.

      Then we picked him some fucking plums and fucking de-pitted them for him. We spoiled the shit out of that camel. By the time we were done he didn't even want the blackberries anymore. He was a plum man.

      Then he pissed again and we left.

    • It's not a question of its..real-ness...

      12 years ago

      Leus

      David and I found it in Blockbuster.

    • Davie's Post

      12 years ago

      Leus

      Hey apparently I'm a character in Jordan's life. He left this Rooster Teeth thing open so I thought I'd say hi to my fans. I think it's appropriate that I get just one post in Jordie's Epic Journal. Now I'm just sitting here thinking of what to say next. Someone should message me on AIM sometime, that'd be tight. My SN is goldingds.

      peace

      -davie g

    • Situation.

      12 years ago

      Leus

      So we were at the Arby's drive-through and Live With Me by Massive Attack was playing, and right as the lady was handing David the food the music became intense and dramatic like an important scene in a movie, and Davie grabbed the burger and the lady was all, "Good luck."

      It was really funny. Then we saw a dancing cowboy and David choked.

  • Comments (2837)

    • slowmyke

      14 years ago

      You like Jazz Jackrabbit. That is awesome.

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Okay so I got bored and checked out your profile finally. !!! Someone else who's seen Cube and Cube 2! And not only that, you liked them! Awesome! I'm not alone anymore!

    • Leus

      14 years ago

      Rednex kicks your ass.

    • ImROCKZILLA

      14 years ago

      please tell me you're joking about the rednex,PLEASE tell me you're joking

    • viper3183

      14 years ago

      I'm kinda sad now.

      I'm a year older (and therefore wiser, mwahahaha-*coughgagcough* ehem... ah nevermind...) than you, but the story you're puttin out here is a buttload (thats right, a BUTTLOAD) better than the novellas/short stories/whatever I'm writing about the scifi-military scene.

      That, and I peak out at around 60-wpm, not 1-friggin-60!

      You both suck and rule at the same time! Argh!

    • wizardmon5

      14 years ago

      I want to be unpopular, too.

      And I want to convince all my friends to be unpopular.

      In other words, being unpopular is going to be the next popular thing.

      Move over, Pokemon! (Or whatever you crazy kids watch these days.)

    • Leus

      14 years ago

      Nah, everyone's popular these days. I don't follow the crowd. I don't go with the flow. I'm a rebel. I go against the grain. I band my own wagons.

      ...Anyway, people will probably think I'm totally cool for being different and unpopluar and will all therefore want to be my friend. Fool-proof logic, right?

    • wizardmon5

      14 years ago

      I didn't really mean better than you. I meant better than any non-sponsors/non-DVD-buyers reading this.

      Anyway, you should totally think about getting some money. Everyone's doing it.

      Don't you want to be popular?

    • Leus

      14 years ago

      I get it, you Whore Supervisor. Good job.

      I'd be a sponsor, but I have no money.

    • wizardmon5

      14 years ago

      "Technically, it's bully. But I like to class it up and say, 'Certified Professional Ass Kickist'."

      Um. Non-sponsors/non-DVD-buyers might not get that joke.

      And that's what makes me better than you. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    • zakkie123

      14 years ago

      Leus, good job with the Rvb Fiction....when I showed it to my friends they keep saying "Make a book, Make a book" :)

    • Azn_Vicious

      14 years ago

      oh my jesus
      ur fan fic just made me wet my pants
      i at least get to be your friend
      lol
      and donnie darko rocks
      as does gorillaz

    • Rei

      14 years ago

      Leus is a good writer. I want to read more

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      You have FANTASTIC taste in movies.
      The spartan I got from somewhere on the halo site. Just snip snip 'til it fit, that's all

    • gremlin66

      14 years ago

      Leus you are the best in the business, well I don't know whether to say the best, but you are good... you must remember that you are only 15 years and you have years to go before you find yourself well-respected amongst the general population at large...

      that's not a crack against you, that's reality... I've been writing in the internet medium since I was your age and I've encountered frequent walls and criticsism... that's not to say these things are bad; they are the only thing which can improve your writing once you learn to listen... Unfortunately I have no constructive critiscism at the moment which would be helpful, so I'll just say this - Don't let everything get ahead of you because a number of people said you were good! Keep writing your best but never get a big head.

      That's all i know. Once you tell yourself you're better you've lost. But all in all, you do the fanfic community, and the Red Vs. Blue community at large a great service by your writing because of your skill, and you inspire other writers to surpass you, which only progresses the medium.

    • gremlin66

      14 years ago

      Apparently Leus is down with Moby, Five Iron Frenzy AND flogging molly... ummm... I'm new here but this guy is down like HELL... umm maybe it's just me but he can also write a sweet-ass RvB fanfic... don't diss... Props to this guy...

    • NicoleAnneUA

      14 years ago

      Oh, you are.

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Your story ROCKED my friend!!!!

      Keep on writing!

    • NicoleAnneUA

      14 years ago

      you're the best eh? so thats why you want to be my friend...

    • debaser

      14 years ago

      Bubba Ho Tep, damnit I forgot that one. Great movie.

    • debaser

      14 years ago

      Damn Bubba Ho Tep, great movie I forgot to add that to my list.

    • Leus

      14 years ago

      Yeah, she wasn't really too dead at time of picture take-age, but eventually she ended up dying. You know how it works. *Nods*

    • Natalyaold

      14 years ago

      I like your cats.
      The first one doesn't look very dead.

    • Soulkeeper

      14 years ago

      if the business is being a total fag 15 year old........yup u r the best.....

    • klobas

      14 years ago

      160 wpm - 160 women per month

      your doing goog dude, keep up the good work

    • Leus

      14 years ago

      Awesome. People say I'm the best in the business.

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      oh, btw, i adore your occupation. Maybe I should hire you sometime.

    • palumsyst

      14 years ago

      your karma builds as people mod your posts, so the more posts and more time you spend on the site, the more your karma grows. Keep it real!

    • TwiztidFiend

      14 years ago

      I remember that thread. I think i'm the only one that didn't take it seriously. I have no idea how this karma thing works, but i don't have much lol.

    • TwiztidFiend

      14 years ago

      damn you've got alot of karma XD

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      And of course, without knowing that, you'd have been completely helpless for the rest of your days. You can pay back my life-saving works of magic and possibly art in hundred dollar bills.

      ::ponders this... starts doodling little Ben Franklin's... sees mistake, starts over:: This may take awhile...

    • macvolcom

      14 years ago

      i love devorak

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Hmm. ::bows down to your intellect:: I am amazed. lol thanks for putting up with me, I like asking about things I don't know. I'd prolly go on in life never knowing that little tidbit.

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Ah yes, it is definitely QWERTY. Now I feel even more stupid, 'cos someone's talked to me about that before. I figured you meant a brand or something. Hmm... do you know why they bothered making more than one style of keyboard? If I had a DVORAK I could prolly get back up to 160 after a week or two... maybe it's 'cos I learned how to play piano (but truthfully, I sucked at that...)

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      lol hmm as I tell everyone, I know nothing about computers, as proven with your extensive knowledge of keyboards. I still have the crappy one that came with my computer, if that's the kind of keyboard you're talking about... ::is embarrassed about cluelessness::

    • TwiztidFiend

      14 years ago

      You like flogging molly that's a + cool XD

    • SchizoKita FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Damn. Even I probably don't peak at 160 wpm. That's admirable. Do you use DVORAK or QWERTY?

      Well to tell the truth, I don't use anything at all. I dunno, I've been typing since about 5th grade and I've never had a computer class

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