I hate mint foods. I like Thin Mint cookies and those Andes Mints things and sometimes I like mojitos (but lets be honest those don't really taste like mint), but beyond that I think mint is gross. It is for toothpaste and gum, things you don't swallow. Why would I want toothpaste flavored ice cream? Gross. Get that shit away from me.
The rest of the Day 5 production office is deeply offended that I have such a vendetta against mint. For the last several weeks they have tried to get me to eat mint Oreos and mint M&Ms in an effort to change my ways. Silly people. Realizing I would never willingly consume these items, they took matters into their own hands.
I left the office to go do secret Day 5 things, and they performed horrific food surgery to remove the mint cream from an Oreo and insert it into an unwilling donut. They returned it to its original spot, knowing I would be none-the-wiser...and waited.
Obviously I am currently plotting my revenge.