Lorias

Male
from Cobourg Ontario Canada

  • Activity

    • Hello

      6 years ago

      Lorias

      I am still here on this plane of existence.

    • Damn

      9 years ago

      Lorias

      Is anyone even here anymore?

    • Hmm

      10 years ago

      Lorias

      Anyone up for some castle crashers or fable co-op?

    • Why I fucking hate PS3 fanboys.

      10 years ago

      Lorias

      Because they don't know fucking shit about their console.

      I had a guy at work today who I fucking stumped on the spot and called a retard because I fucking owned him. He suggested that PS3 was undoubtly better than the Xbox 360 because they had Little big planet (in which he then tried to suggest that the ps3 was an adult console...like what the fuck? dancing with avatars is what an adult does?) and metal gear solid 4. Like whoopdy fucking do! My 77+ games exclusive to the 360 blow those pieces of shit out of the water.

      MGS4 was literally just one long drawn out movie (albeit a good series none the less) but I think I'll take my halo 3, Mass effect (fucking amazing) and gears of war over that. Oh while I'm at it, lets throw in Fable 2 and Fallout 3. Oh hell lets also toss in there some other good exclusives, like Tales of Vesperia. Oh crap I forgot that Katamari fans have an 360 exclusive game too.

      Like shit do these kids not know anything about their console? Do they really think that because Sony are fucking pricks and don't like to give out a suitable SDK to their companies to code from, that they are the superior company? As far as I see it, the ps3 is just a super heavy Blue ray paperweight. And if I want a blue ray machine I'll go buy a cheaper one than a PS3.

      Hardware? Give me one good thing that suggests PS3 is even capable of beating 360 in that department. The Cell processor just fucking sucks in general, and all of their games have been worse, if not the exact same as the 360 games (Epic games and Bunjie come to mind as the top 360 makers).

      These fucking kids need to learn respect infront of veteran gamers. I'd like to smack them upside the head and tell them to call me Sir next time they have that tone with me. I'm like a fucking Sergeant of gaming. They need to stop acting like they are all high and mighty when they don't know shit other than "oh my god pressing the x button makes bullets fly at the enemy! THIS IS SO AWESOME!".

      Don't get me wrong, I still hate Microsoft as much as I did the last time I posted about my adventures with tech support, but I'll be damned if they don't know the proper way to make a console. That and they arn't bitches about giving out their SDK kits to companies. That's why most companies code for the 360, because it's EASY and they dont convolute it. Sony are just bitches about giving out their blue ray technology.

      Oh and before any of you go and call me a hipocryte. I had a ps3 (It wasnt mine, but I could play it freely whenever I wanted to) and have actually done stuff with one. My pile of 360 games was about ten times higher than our ps3 pile, which only contained like maybe 2 to 3 games maximum. God of war, metal gear solid 4 and some other game I forget, but couldn't have been THAT good if I can't remember.

      EDIT - I'll be damned, I actually managed to throw my laziness aside and do a proper sig in god knows how long. I mean it's not as good as my previous ones (and I definitely know you guys are gonna say something about me losing my touch or something), but I mean for such a long hiatus, it's decent. It'll do!

      -SL out.

    • NXE

      10 years ago

      Lorias

      Who has tried the new NXE and if so what do you think about it?

      Apparently craploads of people are whining about how childish it is but they are like 1000 people out of probably a few billion. I personally like the new dashboard and what it represents. That and my avatar just looks hawt.

      If I can figure out how to make these things move how I want them (I've seen some pretty interesting positions) I may make a bunch and turn it into a comic.

      -SL

    • And I'm back.

      10 years ago

      Lorias

      So I suppose I'm back for good now. I've figured the stuff out, I've caught up with the Red vs Blue series (which I must say, was very well done, I especially like the fact that the blues were erased! Suck it blues!).

      Soooooo...Who wants more random comics?

      EDIT - I made a snazy little Red Team sig/banner for my profile (And other things) to show my support! RED TEAM TO WIN.

    • ?!

      10 years ago

      Lorias

      haloguru2552
      Republicrats
      76 new journal entries.
      10 new images.
      1 new forum topic:
      · Workplace Secrets

      Holy FUCK how long have I been gone?

      I'm liking the new site, would anyone mind leaving a comment and letting me know what number dictates how many mod points I have so I can get back into the swing of things?

    • lykhoamg

      11 years ago

      Lorias

      Why hello thur!

    • Mass Effect

      11 years ago

      Lorias

      Get it now.

      Most epic ending to a game I have ever experienced.

      16 hours logged and I havn't even SCRATCHED the surface of the side quests available. Time to newgame+ through as a badguy and do the side quests as well.

    • Random Shiznat

      11 years ago

      Lorias

      Quote: Jackal: "Yeah I know eh? We were all like "Hey, where'd Lorias and Falcon go?" ....well I was anyways."

      and I was all like

      "pfft it feels good to leave that jackal guy all like "whered they go" and im all like 'IM HERE IN THE BUSHES WITH A 50 CAL BIZNATCHES!"

      and all that snazzyshaz

      Also we picked up Mario Galaxy and it is by far probably the best Mario game to date. They brought back power ups, and TONS of them.

      Also.

      M-M-M-M-M-MASS EFFECT fect fect fect

      That's right, I'm gonna be getting mass effect on the release day and if you don't then you are a fag, that is of course, as long as you have a 360. IF you dont have a 360 then disregard that blatantly rude and jerkish insult for you can't play this great and awesome game that the gods themselves created. (Note: Insults are purely comical and not in serious intentions)

  • About Me

  • Comments (130)

    • jackal5

      10 years ago

      Rock on.

      I'm here sporadically with a bullet (whatever that means).

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      That's how I roll.

    • bzfan000

      10 years ago

      YOU'RE ALIVE!

      I'm tired. Very tired. What have you been up to?

    • Lonn

      11 years ago

      DRAGONFORCE, BLACK FIRE hellz ya!

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      LOG ON TO FIND 18 JOURNAL ENTIRES?!

      HOLY MOTHER SHIT!


      I decided to go on a random journal whoring spree. smiley7.gif

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      Yeah, exactly like I said, I would use it if more programs were available.

      DX10 is only for Vista? Fuck heads....

      They only made vista to fuck the consumers over. XP was just fine.

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      Personally, I would go with Linux, if more programs were available for it.

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      I was feeling generous. smiley6.gif

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      oh ok. I was a bit confused on that one.

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      Oh I do, I just don't like it.

      I understand why they have to use it though.

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      You're not offending me at all. I'm not a big fan of MMORPGs myself. I've just heard that it's really addicting. But my friend, who's watching me type this, is the biggest fucking WoW addict in the world.

      Post edited 2/03/07 7:05PM

    • jackal5

      12 years ago

      Awesome.

    • jackal5

      12 years ago

      Damn straight!

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      well some people don't go to college....whatever, well now I know.

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      Im leaving an airsoft tournament that is lasting all weekend.

      Later.

    • jackal5

      12 years ago

      work and all that jazz.

    • jackal5

      12 years ago

      Hey man, how goes?

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      oh.... it looked mac-ish to me.

      im very glad you are windows.

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      www.supremecommander.com/

      Itll be done next year.

      Post edited 11/24/06 9:07PM

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      That's how I felt about the BF games too, before I played the 2142 demo.

      It is the most amazing game I have ever played, and that means something coming from a hardcore Total Annihilation fan.

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      groovy

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBGrZG0SaIs

      .... im the drummer. "russianninja" is the guy with the tamborine.

      No, i dont know what we were hopped up on.

    • tysonx1

      12 years ago

      hey i need some help can u sponsor me i dont have the money right now

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      Hey...don't feel bad.... he's in a better place now.

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      You know it in your heart to be true.

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      Shh.... don't worry... it'll all be over soon....

    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      I think the important thing is that i tried.

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      12 years ago

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    • bzfan000

      12 years ago

      haha... how am i to blame for that?

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      I'm a bit on the sad/depressed side cause my girlfriend is sick, and I might not get to see her tomorrow. But other than that, i'm ok.

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      been a while since we've chatted. How've ya been?

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      I try my best. smiley6.gif

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      ha ha. yeah if I ever had to sit down and play one of those games I'd probably just start throwing cards in the other guy's face.

      +5 Annoying.

      losers.

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      KAIBA!!

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      hahah those are great

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      you never respond to my comments anymore....

      that makes me a sad panda.... smiley2.gif


      smiley6.gif

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      dude my brother and i are having a Total Annihilation LAN party tommorow. If i can get you my IP maybe you can join!

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      HAHAHAHA OH MAN THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      ahh venom vs carnage would be beautiful on the big screen.

      I just peed my pants thinking about it.

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      yeah i never read any of the comics. I just heard over and over again that it was gonna be venom in the movie. I didnt even know they were even thinking about making a fourth one....

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      bwahaha i beat you in the hall of fame...


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      13 years ago

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    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      honk.

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      long time no talk! How was your night of alcohol/gaming?

    • PAPALovin

      13 years ago

      respect on that...

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      haha someone sent me that on my image section of the kirby picture.

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

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    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      smiley6.gif

    • bzfan000

      13 years ago

      im

      so

      freaking

      tired


      you?

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