40 year old virgin is a good movie?
burnt fingers hurt.
11 months agoLukeyArmadukey
I'm on a strict intermittent fasting diet. Basically its a diet where you take a 10 hour break between meals and when your on it you get hungry af. Yesterday my brother bough doritos and salsa dip, and i was fukin pumped. M plan was to treat myself to nachos after dinner, cause i'm a savage. I rip the bag open and taste a doritio, its the yellow packet one, its good, no surprise there. I pour the doritos in a bowl get all the cheese and shit ready, all I need to do is open the salsa and pur it on all nice like. This is not what happened. My male masculinity got questioned big time here. For the gosh darn life of me I can't open it. I do push ups on the daylee. This came as a surprise to me.
I probably hadn't opened a jar in 2 years, back then I expected that and have to make my Dad do it for me. After about 12 solid goes of trying to open the motherfucking jar. I do the 'hit the side of the lid and make dents in it' technique, and this technique never fails, its full proof. NUP. "Get fucked weak BiTCh, I isn't even opening" is what I imagined he said, he as in the jar. Definetly a douchebag guy! I felt broken. Nothing mattered. I've been playing alot of dark souls and crushing that, so I felt good about myself. not anymore. I had to swallow my pride and ask Dad to do it for me (in one pull mind you). After this experience I have realised, when I move out at the end of this year. I'am Fucked
3 years agoLukeyArmadukey
I finally took the leap and joined the RT site. My name is Luke and I have been a fan of Rooster Teeth for years now. And I have wanted to be more part of the community and make community videos but most of all meet cool people on the site.
Thanks from your friendly neighborhood Luke
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