Malco

Male
from Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada

  • Activity

    • Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Mother Fuck!

      10 years ago

      Malco

      So Saturday night I had a wrestling show which was great. We had a good turn out and everything. During the first match however I injured myself. I got knocked off of the ring apron and when I hit the ground I landed on my left elboow. Needless to say I now have a chipped bone in my elbow. It hurts like a mother fucker.

    • Been Bored...

      10 years ago

      Malco

      I have no officially read every post and modded every post in these topics on the forums:

      "Things You Say/Do To A Cop If Ya Could"
      "walked in?"
      "18+ Jokes Thread"


      I am now working on

      "Cop Encounters"
      "Pick Up Lines"


      Fuck work is boring!

    • Winter...

      10 years ago

      Malco

      Fuckin snow!

      That is all!

    • Wrestling

      10 years ago

      Malco

      So the show on the weekend went good. Had one Saturday night for the 19+ crowd and one Sunday afternoon for the kiddies. No one got seriously hurt which is good. I'll have a video of the match my "client" is in up hopfully tonight on YouTube then I'll post a link to it. Take care all I'm just finishing up work and getting the hell home.

      Malco

    • Work..

      10 years ago

      Malco

      So today I'm doing a day shift instead of my normal evening shift and for once it works in my favor. With my Friday night free I can either work on my story and get everything all ready for the two shows this weekend. Woot Woot!

      Malco

    • Damn Electronics!

      10 years ago

      Malco

      So about a year ago my buddy, who moved out west, gave me a 15GB iPod. He told me that if I can get it working I can keep it. I recently found it again and realized that it was the battery that was fucked up so I ordered a new one. It has now arrived and I have hooked it all up and everything and now I'm ready to throw it at the god damn wall! Anyways that's my rant for now. Peace out all!

      Malco

    • Editing The Story...

      10 years ago

      Malco

      So I've went back a little and edited my story so far and this is what I have come up with.

      Prologue

      For over the last two-thousand years humanity has been on the verge of destroying itself. Finally humanity can stop trying; another source has done it for us. It has been six long months since the infection started, most of humanity is gone and the rest are hiding, trying to survive. When the outbreak began the government tried to cover it up as a military exercise which escaladed to far, however most people aren’t stupid enough to believe such a thing. It was later confirmed by President Daley that there was an accident in a classified laboratory in New York City. The exact location of the laboratory was not and probably will never be disclosed. Apparently it seemed that the United States President Mr. Daley had been watching one to many old horror movies. It was under his direct authority that allowed the research to begin on something known only as “Operation Iâ€Â. I’m guessing now that the “I†stood for infection.
      The infection took little time to spread across the United States and Canada; whether or not the infection has traveled to other parts of the world is unsure. Almost all forms of communications have been taken offline or have just stopped working over the first three months. Before they went down some information was leaked from the inside of the operation. It is said that the United States Government were doing experiments on humans to try and boost there strength and stamina to almost godly levels. In reality most probably knew that the experiments were going to go no where; of course they were right and the experiment came right back to bite them on the ass.
      Most people have already fled their respected homes in search for their families. I have not had the option to flee and go searching for my family for they have been dead for centuries. Many people might ask “How can you be sure that your family bloodline has ended?†In any normal time that just may be a decent question; but right now it is not. The incident happened over two and a half centuries ago and it involved my entire family. Every one of them were all at home for a special family dinner and believe me it was special. While they were all sitting their eating their delicious supper there was something hiding outside waiting, ready for a dinner of their own. My entire bloodline was inside that quaint little home and every single one of their lives ended that night. The reason I know that is I was the one who ended their lives. Most would question how that is possible but the thing is most don’t understand that there is another world that walks the streets with humanity. I wasn’t the one who killed them; I was only the one who let that thing into our home. After it had already fed and devoured my entire family it came for me; but instead of finishing me off like the rest he decided it would be more fun to turn me into the same thing that wiped my family and my bloodline out.
      That was then and this, this now. I am a god of mortal men. I am what they call in modern society as a “Night Stalkerâ€Â. The year is now two-thousand and ten, I walk the streets blending in as a normal human; at least I used to before the infection started. In the first several months there were many different religious groups claiming this to be the apocalypse or the coming of Lucifer. Almost all believed that if they sought refuge within the holy grounds of the church they would be spared but that wasn’t the case. Many didn’t stand a chance against these living dead. Most died before they made it to the gates and if they were lucky enough to make it inside they didn’t last very long. In either way they all became the thing that killed them; they all became more of what they were terrified of. It was in one of these exact situations that my life became something I never thought was possible.

    • Bored

      10 years ago

      Malco

      So I'm sitting here at work board off my ass killing time as usual. When I get a chance I think I will run down to my locker and grab the story I've been wring, even though I am only on page two or something foolish likle that. Even though I doubt anyone will actully read my profile here I'll post the link to the forum I posted it on. I'm in the process of rewriting what I have so far to expand it a little bit. It's not going to be some big published novel maybe a shorter story that everyone will enjoy reading. Anyways I'm out for now.

      Peace,
      Malco


      My Story So Far!

    • Help on a Story I'm Writing.

      in Forums > Help on a Story I'm Writing. | Follow this topic

      Malco

      I have been writing a story for just a couple days and after being stumped for a while have finally gotten the first part written. Now I'm curious to see if it sounds decent or just plain stupid. It's going to be a Zombie story with other individuals as well such as Vampires...I know sounds screwed up but oh well. Thanks in advance for your comments and if this goes well I'mm add the next part when I get it done as well. Enjoy.

      Prologue

      For over the last two-thousand years humanity has been on the verge of destroying itself. Finally humanity can stop trying; another source has done it for us. It has been six long months since the infection started, most of humanity is gone and the rest are hiding, trying to survive. When the outbreak began the government tried to cover it up as a military exercise which escaladed to far, however most people aren’t stupid enough to believe such a thing. It was later confirmed by President Daley that there was an accident in a classified laboratory in New York City. The exact location of the laboratory was not and probably will never be disclosed. The infection took little time to spread across the United States and Canada; whether or not the infection has traveled to other parts of the world is unsure. Almost all forms of communications have been taken offline or have just stopped working completely over the first three months. Most people have already fled their respected homes in search for their families. I have not had the option to flee and go searching for my family for they have been dead for centuries.

      Many people might ask “How can you be sure that your family bloodline has ended?†In any normal time that just may be a decent question; but right now it is not. The incident happened over two and a half centuries ago and it involved my entire family. Every single one of them were all at home for a special family dinner and believe me it was some special. While they were all sitting their eating their delicious supper there was something hiding outside waiting, ready for a dinner of their own. My entire bloodline was inside that quaint little home and every single one of their lives ended that night. The reason I know that is I was the one who ended their lives. Most would question how that is possible but the thing is most don’t understand that there is another world that walks the streets with humanity. I wasn’t the one who killed them; I was only the one who let that thing into our home. After it had already fed and devoured my entire family it came for me; but instead of finishing me off like the rest he decided it would be more fun to turn me into the same thing that wipe my family out.

      That was then and this, this now. I am a god of mortal men. I am what they call in modern society as a “Night Stalker†but that is not how it happened. The year is now two-thousand and twenty three, I walk the streets blending in as a normal human; at least I used to before the infection started. In the first several months there were many different religious groups claiming this to be the apocalypse or the coming of Lucifer. Many believed that if they sought refuge within the holy grounds of the church they would be spared but that wasn’t the case. Many didn’t stand a chance against these living dead. Most died before they made it to the gates and if they were lucky enough to make it inside they didn’t last very long. It was in one of these exact situations that my life became something I never thought was possible.

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    • WTF is up with the Music Thread.

      11 years ago

      Malco

      Ok I was looking around the Forms board and I've noticed that people always are hating on Psychopathic Records, Juggalos and everything affiliated with them. I have been listening to the Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid for as long as I can remember and it doesn't make me a terrible person. People always discriminate against us for what we listen to and not who we are. Now I realize that most people will never read this and if they do they may disagree and that is fine. I am not writing this to start anything it is my opinion and my opinion alone.

      Just becase people don't understand something they instantly want to ban it or block it and to me that is not right. I don't go and complain about Sum 41, Good Charlotte,Simple Plan or any of those bands so why would someone do it about the music I love? Anyways this is my little rant and that's all it is.

      MCL to all my family out there!

  • Comments (17)

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Did Tim Win?

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I know Its fun .... I to on ocation

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      March 29th.

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      he showed the class the video. T_T

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I saw that to made Tim Damond Lose.... V_V

    • Valarious

      10 years ago

      Thanks for the mods!

    • KoreanWonder

      10 years ago

      thanks for the mods

    • FuckedUpCat

      10 years ago

      thats cool

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      nope....

      *PUFF*

    • FuckedUpCat

      10 years ago

      hello

    • Nobugnaga

      10 years ago

      It did indeed help, thank you very much :)

    • Althenias

      10 years ago

      hey man thanks for the add, so is that actually a story your writing, i think its pretty sweet thus far so i saw keep it up man

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I WILL TRY MY HARDEST!

      Fee? $$$

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

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    • duffman8472 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      hey, whats up... thanks for adding me.

      and also, if you post in his comments he's more likely to see your answer, cause he'll get an alert in the top bar

    • Malco

      10 years ago

      No my real name is Malcolm.

    • jpoc226 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Im gunna make a Wild guess and Im prolly wrong

      Ryan? is that your Real First name? or is it really Malcom?

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