Margarita

Female
from Round Rock, TX

  • Activity

    • Meanest Thing I ALMOST Did To Someone...

      12 years ago

      Margarita


      Names changed to protect the innocent

      The other day I was at Albertsons helping two of my friends pick out cologne (well to say that would be a lie, since it was technically my friend picking it for her boyfriend)... In the process everyone wound up smelling like crap since we had to try everything to see what it smells like first... good times though...

      So anyways we're there, my friend (Jen), her boyfriend (Derek), and me, using every available inch of our skin to test the cologne, and smelling each other which looks kinda disturbing if you don't know what's going on...

      In the middle of all this I see Vanilla cologne. So pick it up and I'm all "Dude! whoever wears this must be Really whipped"


      ... Opps ...


      My friend takes it, sprays it on one of us, and is all "OMG! Derek it smells really good!"

      Now let me explain this a little further, not only was Jen impressed with this particular after-shave, but she had this look of finality on her face which made both me and Derek fairly certain of her choice...

      Meanwhile Derek laughs nervously, then looks at me like "What have you done!" I was kinda standing there frozen feeling like I had just condemned a friend...

      ...Fortunately they found a diffrent scent before they left. It was close though, so I walked out smelling like a million diffrent forests/musks and still feeling a little shaky...

      Moral of the story, I should stop suggesting random things, 'cause someone might take me seriously.

    • Brief encounter with the Stupid Barrier

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      MoM: "...don't worry, I'm a good driver, I'm sure you'll drive just like me"

      Abi: "You? OH NO! where'd we get good out of you running 3 red lights tonight?"

      Mom: "Abi, I've never been in an accident before, that's what people mean when they say they're a good driver"

      Abi: *O.o* "Are you kidding, lemme review your driving record for three of the past five years, Ahem,

      The deer,
      The Person who slidd into you at the stopsign when it was raining (I was of the opinion you braked too fast in front of a Hummer, but we'll put that aside),
      The (slightly more noticable than normal) "ding",
      The Dogs (I was in the car for this one)
      Me: Mom, put your highlights on, I think I see something
      Mom: That's rude to the other people on the road
      Me: What other people?
      Mom: Deer aren't that small.
      Me: Dogs are! They're someone's pets!
      *brakes*
      *KATHUMPAKUNK"
      Mom: ... at least they weren't deer, lets see if they're allright
      Laura: Mommy there's two dogs sleeping in the road
      Mom: Yes Laura it's late, leave them alone, they must be tired...
      The Time you thought you could Parallel Park
      The Sideswipe that was allright since the car was old anyways, and you hadn't changed the oil in so long there was no hope left for the engine...

      Mom: ...I don't remember that

      Me: You got a perm with the insurance money.

      Mom: ...none of the accidents were my fault, that's what people mean when they say they haven't had any accidents.

      Me: I begg to differ, Nevermind, What about the number of times you've cut someone off, caused them to swerve, and then honked at them?

      Mom: BUT I WAS DRUNK!... My insurance company is still with me

      Me: That's cause they LOVE you, they just keep raising your rates, and dad keeps having to pay them... case in point, I do NOT want to drive like you.

    • stuck in cold icky room all day

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      Gah! that's wher getting in trouble got me, and not a single drawing/story/song came out of it ; ; if ya wanna read semi-interesting journals go to www.myspace.com/Da1pimpmasta ... I think that's my myspace, I can't check cause of my dad's stupid overprotective program

    • Gah! my dad's internet monitering stuff

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      Yeah, It's annoying, I only have an hour on the comp, then I gotta go, It loggs everything I do, and to do that it takes forever to open pages, and wont let me get to profile pages on any sites, and now he knows that I can stil get on RvB and FFR... somehow I'm not pissed, just thinking how annoying it is that I don't have any form of life anymore 'cause of him m y lil sis, and my BF being grounded... *sigh* MATT <3 if you find my redvsblue account before I talk to you again I <3 you, and I can't message or anything on MySpace, or use FFR any more, my dad's really a dipshit, and OMG I think I got an award, just I can't tell since I can't get to my page!

    • That weird lady who's not Mrs. Jedlicka,

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      MORE BLOGS THAT I WOULD APPRECIATE AND OPPINION ON

      *In Physics class thursday, honestly I wasn't trying to start an arguement, I just like to express how I feel*


      Weird lady: *leans over my shoulder and stares at my work* Aha! you just made a mistake! you put 3600s to the second instead of 3600s times 3600s.
      Me: Same diffrence.
      Weird Lady: No, you messed up, that's exactly what I told you not to do on the board, but you thought you knew it all and weren't paying attention.
      Me: No, I just thought you were dumb when you said that, so I stopped paying attention.
      Weird Lady: Would you like me to take you down to a math class, and prove it?
      Me: Sure.
      Weird Lady: Well, I don't have to, you put the squared on the s instead of the 3600
      Me: That's the units... I wonder who sounds more intelligent now?
      Weird Lady: But when you plugged it in to the calculator you would have gotten it wrong.
      Me: Um, no, I know what I'm doing, 3600 to the second is the same as 3600 times 3600, only I don't have to push as many buttons...
      Weird Lady: What about the shift? and then the squared is kinda hard to find.
      Me: now you're just nit-picking, but you do have a point...

    • Conversations...

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      I'M STARTING IN A BLOGGING TOURNAMENT AROUND THE BEGING OF SEPTEMBER... AND I USED TO HAVE SOMETHING OF A READERSHIP AT RED. VS. BLUE, SO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS COULD HELP ME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE AND DON'T LIKE SPECIFICALLY ABOUT MY WORK, 'CAUSE TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE TOP 32 I GOTTA USE THE BEST OF MY ARCHIVE, SO HERE'S MORE OF IT

      *At a Church (playing hide and go seek) at 4 in the Morning*
      COP: Do you have permission to be here?
      Me: God loves everybody?

      *In class*
      Me: Sir, can I leave on account of a medical condition?
      Teacher: What?
      Me: I'm too white, but don't worry, my doctor says two hours in the sun each day will fix it.
      Teacher: That's nice, sit back down till the bell rings, K?
      Me: This is serious! I'm allready starting to enjoy CMTV
      Teacher: Oh, it's that serious? Then I'll have to let you go.
      Me: Really? *starts walking out*
      Teacher: Of course not, sit back down.

      *sneaking out of lunch at Westwood*
      Me: "But Mitch, if they see our lunches there's no way we're getting past the hall nazi's"
      Mitch: "well we'll just put our lunches under our backpacks and carry them out like that"
      Me: "but... that'll smooch them..."
      Mitch: "exactly, they think no-one is stupid enough to put their backpacks on top of their lunch to hide it, but we are"


      Me: "Whenever someone in my family makes cookies and sets them out to cool, the cookies are always gone before they come back."
      Gus: "That's kinda gay."
      Me: "Not really, I never make cookies..."

      *at a private school I used to go to*
      Teacher: What's in that water bottle?
      Me: Erm...
      Teacher: *grabs and takes a sip, makes face, looks at Me for an explanaton*
      Me: Water to Vodka! It's a miracle! Call in the Pope for confirmation! ... Crap, you're a baptist aren't you?


      *in guidance office*
      Counselor: You've requested to remove 4 classes from your schedule, and haven't added any, did you misunderstand the form?
      Me: Nope, I'm pretty sure that's what I want.
      Counselor: But I can't let you do that, you need to take more classes m'kay?
      Me: Do you know what happens in class?
      Counselor: ...?
      Me: I seem to be learning things that I'll never use, and it's taking up space in my brain!

    • School Started... and it was bad...

      12 years ago

      Margarita


      Physics:
      Weird lady who's not Mrs, Jedlica, and who I do not like: will you fill out this sheet to tell me a little about your self, then turn it in at the box...
      Me: *starts writing*
      ARGGG!
      hand cramping... not good...
      hasn't been used like this all summer...
      must get medical attention immediately!

      L.A.
      Me:*HaHa... Her name's pronounced Mrs. Workin' teen... I just jynxed myself didn't I?*
      Teacher: ...and you're participation in this class will require intelligent discussion, and more strict standards of behavior, as this is a college level course... I do not believe in busy work...
      Me: *Is that a good thing?*
      I believe in frequent projects and assignments to help you learn...
      Me: *starts hyperventilating and passes out*

      Calculus:
      Teacher: You will receive lengthy assignments daily, which you will need to complete in order to understand the subject matter... these asignments really aren't optional as you will invariably fail with out them...
      Me: NO GOD! WHY?
      If you really exist, how could you do this!?!
      my poor brain! it can't take this!
      so... much... homework... *wimpers*
      Teacher: we really don't like to use that word around here, the second year students get seizures

      World History:
      Kids stare at me as I walk in...
      Me: *HaHa, WHY? I already know the subject matter, yet I'm taking it, and I'm the oldest one here! HaHa, YaY!*
      Kid #1 How old are you?
      Me: I ALREADY TOOK THIS CLASS THEY JUST WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE FRIGGIN' CREDIT
      Kid #2 so you failed?
      Me: NO, I took this class my freshman year along with world geography in a course called world area studies... it was college level
      Kid #1 I've never heard of it...
      Me: it was at westwood, in the super-nerd program...
      Kid #3 so why are you here?
      Me: I erm... left them, cause... the atmosphere really wasn't laid back enough for me.
      Kid #1: You're a bad liar, you failed out or something didn't you?

      Spanish:
      *groans*
      New students...
      same teacher, same class room, same posters, same subject, SAME DESK!
      Third year...
      walls, closing in! Confining me in a single cell of boredom...
      *should I do the homework this year?... and I still can't figgure out where she's putting the assignments... MUST TRY NOT TO ZONE OUT INTRODUCTION*
      haha... it's hopeless!

      BIM:
      teacher: you're late
      Me: and you're a cool teacher? ... PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO TO MR. SCOTT'S OFFICE, HE ALREADY HATES ME!
      Teacher: It's the second day of school...
      Me: I needed good lunch, and thought my substitute ID would work coming back on campus...
      Teacher: You klepto! where'd you get that?
      Me: you know that crackhead secretary working here over the summer?
      Teacher: now that you mention it she did act diffrent...
      Me: like she was enjoying her job a little too much?
      Teacher: That's the one.
      Me: Well yeah, she helped me apply for a substitute position in this district, and the best part is when I came in her office I had just finished registration, I had my school books and everything, and somehow she didn't figgure out I was a student...

      Architecture I:
      Me: Horray for pointy things! *grabs balsa wood and threatening looking knife*
      Teacher: Our first rule is going to be not to touch the modeling kits, those are for my other classes...
      Me: Mabe I should transfer into the Animation class? the only reason I took this was to make little houses.

      Ceramics:
      Teacher: you're not allowed to touch the clay yet, we haven't even gone over your first project...
      Me: I already know what I'm making...
      Teacher: well, you don't know the rules for this class yet.
      Me: *PFT* who are they hiring these days, ministers of blandness that blatantley pound away at the young flower of creativity at the center of each child's spirit, never to bloom, it is no more!
      Teacher: you should take creative wrighting
      Me: AUG! you too! Just *sush* and lemme make a pipe.

      *walks in to Mr. Brown's class (teacher I had last year... we didn't get along)*
      Me: Hey Mr. Brown! good to see you again!
      Mr. Brown: OH NO, you did NOT fail, I gave you an extra 30 points on the semester project last year to keep you from failing! Let me see your schedule.
      Me: Jeez Mr. Brown, I was just messin' with ya...
      *so he really did hate me...* huh... *shrugs and walks out*

    • Today I quit my job...

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      I felt the management and my clients were holding me back. My clients treated me with disrespect despite my quality of work and the effort I went to to meet their specific demands. Similarly the management never recognized my value to the corporation. I mean I only ever got to flipp whoppers and run the cash register at the front. Where's my promotion? I've grown in the three months I've been working there yet they wouldn't let me touch the chicken wraps, or the drive through window, except for once when Jimmy was sick.
      Quitting was a big decision for me, and it really came down how my co-workers treated me.
      I really feel my superiors were threatened by my potential. They kept putting me down, and cutting my paycheck for all the double whoppers with cheese I ate... actually some days I had to work over time just to break even.
      And when I asked for a promotion I was treated even more rudely. The manager who wears the red and blue hat and smokes weed in the back just laughed at me and said there wasn't room in the corporation's elite for people like me, so then I asked for a pay raise 'cause I figgured I'd been with the company a while and deserved it, besides the hire-on's were making a full figgure more per hour, $10.00, vs. my $8.50. He just laughed and told me Sonic was hiring at $10.50 an hour plus tips.
      So you know what I did, I took it to the top. The owner told me to quit foolin' around, or I'd be fired. I told him I wasn't fooling around, I take my job very seriously, who else sorts through the kids meal toys and helps find the last blue power ranger? Again I got laughed at, he was obviously not taking me seriously, so I told him I quit, and when he couldn't find a replacement he'd be sorry...

    • More incidents since I've been gone

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      This one on a very large scale...

      There was this chick sending nude pics of herself around the internet... me and a friend accidently saw one, and well, the nude chick was very disgusting...
      Arin: Ewww Ew Ew Ew ... Who'd want to see that anyways?
      Me: Haha! OMG! she's actually protecting herself from getting raped and killed by sending nude pics around the net...
      Self: There needs to be a song, Ode to her legs: Nothing Can Cum Between Us Anymore

      *later on I saw this chick running around the school in short shorts*
      Self: there should be a dress code banning anyone with 48" around a single thigh from wearing shorts that short...
      Me: Someone should tell her how that looks... then again she looks so confident, I wouldn't want to ruin it for her...
      Arin: Oh, she's a bitch anyways... Ew, are asses supposed to be trapazoidal?
      Me: All the more reason to tell her, OMG! I love the way it wiggles!

      *even later on Sarah was getting mad at this same chick for trying to steal her boyfriend, I was just sitting there, agreeing that she was a bitch and not really realizing who it was until sarah actually wanted to fight her, then I just started laughing when I saw her, and remembered the whole "show the entire school my flabby ass at the end of the day" incident... I knew I wasn't making the situation any better, so I just tried to focus on what would happen if she got mad enough to beat me... but that just made things funnier, 'cause then her arms would wubulate too, and punching her would be kinda fun since it would send a shock wave through her flubber...*

      Damn... I'm officially a bad person now, 'cause my best friend is in no way thin, and now I'm making fun of fat people...
      Please neg mod me as punishment

    • Hide and Seek

      12 years ago

      Margarita

      A While back I was playing hide and go seek at a Catholic church in the middle of the night with some friends. We were running around, the sprinklers were on and everything was fun... at least for me, I was never it (for some odd reason no one ever looked behind Jesus)

      Anyways about an hour into the game everyone is drenched, and has gotten over they're fear of being caught, and we're all at base talking, waiting for the kid on the roof to give up, get tagged, or break a couple bones trying to jump to base... you know, the usual end-of-round scenario... When I glance over to the road, and there's two COPS coming at us...

      CRAP!
      I whisper COPS! and everyone goes quiet and waits for them to get here (they'd already seen us) meanwhile it person joins us, and Cop #1(I shall call him that since I don't know his name) asks Caleb to get off the roof...

      Then Cop #1 proceeds to lecture us while Leigh Night nods, and throws in some questions, all rhetorical, one of which is "what makes you think you have permission to be here?"

      At this point I couldn't help myself, So I mumble "God loves everyone?"

      It was cool, 'cause she goes all quiet, and Cop #1 chuckles...

      Eventually they let us off (Gayton says it's because we wern't all Mexican, I think It's 'cause there were 7 of us and only 2 cop cars) and on the ride home in the back of Caleb's pickup people started bringing it up, 'cause some ppl still hadn't figgured out who said it...

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  • Comments (67)

    • grandprixfan

      12 years ago

      AAHH! I am BACK ON RvB! And I am bored.

      BYE!!!

    • Gecko_12

      12 years ago

      Dune DUNE DUNE!!! did you know its also a game?

    • SnakeTheFake

      12 years ago

      The guy below me looks like the 'late night stalker' type. He's 35 and can't get enough of superhero comics. Living in moms basement isn't all that bad, it puts a dark and lonely shadow on his love life, but he doesn't care he's got first edition comics of Batman, Wonderwoman, the Punisher. Who needs reality anyway. Here's to you Late Night Forum Stalker, drink a Bud Light, your todays real man of genius.

    • xndrhell

      12 years ago

      love ur pics of your self

    • SnakeTheFake

      12 years ago

      Hey everyone, Templar895 is using Jack Bauer good looks and cunning poker face to trick you. He's really notorious Terrorist Haven-Bin Fuk'd Adide. Do Not listen to his lies.....

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      FUCK YES

      Actually I dunt like Metallica, not hardcore enough for me

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      You can ride on my shoulders if ya want ;D

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      Pfft, death metal is awesome

    • Capleader12

      12 years ago

      See's Ur Back...

    • aves12

      12 years ago

      oh yeah? well ninjas can hold their booze pretty well too. we drink, kick some ass, then go do some karaoke. we're winners.

    • DrWill

      12 years ago

      so your from round rock? i got pulled over not far from there for doing 85 in a 60 smiley0.gif

    • Templar895

      12 years ago

      LIES! I AM THE HOTTEST PIRATE ALIVE

    • glassxblower

      13 years ago

      Yeah, so I just requested to be your friend. You seem pretty neat, and you like Duran Duran, and a lot of incredible TV shows, so I thought why not add someone that I actually have things in common with? Yeah. I guess I just thought I'd let you know...

      Ew, I just reread this comment, and wow. I am soo awkward, lol. Well, anyway, goodbye.

    • Capleader12

      13 years ago

      Hello...

    • Templar895

      13 years ago

      :O whoops

    • Templar895

      13 years ago

      Ill tell your daddy you're on!

    • Deathisnear

      13 years ago

      Holy crap youre back!

      Hi!

    • Jordin

      13 years ago

      Glad to see that your back on Red Vs Blue Abi!

    • MAGTheJackal

      13 years ago

      Haha, I have that CD in my truck right now, I hope they make another album, they are on tour right now. I want to go so bad, but they are only touring in California and Hawaii. smiley2.gif I was going to get a car this summer, but I think New Zealand and a new laptop are going to be about all I can pull off. So what's new with you? I don't remember if I asked you, but do you have MSN?

    • Templar895

      13 years ago

      Plane ticket?


      Dum de dum dum

      *orders AK-47*

    • Templar895

      13 years ago

      Wow, what a really crappy dad...

      *orders plane ticket*

      :D

    • Templar895

      13 years ago

      Holy crap, I havent seen you in a while!

      Sup.

    • AFKeeker

      13 years ago

      Well, one side of me.... smiley0.gif

    • treebu

      13 years ago

      wow are you really back?

    • LordSpamalot

      13 years ago

      Dude Getting this site blocked must have sucked

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • m0l0t0v

      13 years ago

      Hey can you do me a favour and vote for me here? If you haven't already voted that is. If necesary I can give 2 mods for the vote. Thanks in advance smiley0.gif

    • robhostage

      13 years ago

      HAPPY VALINTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • AFKeeker

      13 years ago

      I have put your mods on your journal. Congratulations.

    • AFKeeker

      13 years ago

      Post HERE to claim your mods please, thanks.

    • AFoxwell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Last First Born is a good one (lol it just came one)... my favorite is Switchback [2001] though, but I like all of Klayton's music.

    • AFoxwell FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Celldweller rocks!

    • Deathisnear

      13 years ago

      Could you please vote for me in this contest

    • Ferrari89

      13 years ago

      wooops

      i just gave you 4 postive mods and 4 negative mod

      i somehow , accidently, pressed to mod you and i spun the mouse wheel and it took one of each

      oh well, that helps you out

    • xXCabooseXx

      13 years ago

      Hey whats up?

    • xRandomHerox

      13 years ago

      glad that i could make your day

    • Tuckerbdum

      13 years ago

      ima too bed. night!

    • Tuckerbdum

      13 years ago

      join the contest allready! its late! :P

    • Tuckerbdum

      13 years ago

      ohhhh....... nvmd.

    • Tuckerbdum

      13 years ago

      accept the req allready! its late!

    • doll13ill

      13 years ago

      yeah same here i got an 8 oclock class in the morning

    • Tuckerbdum

      13 years ago

      yeah, its kinda confusing.

    • doll13ill

      13 years ago

      hello new friend

    • MAGTheJackal

      13 years ago

      I'll do whatever I can...

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      Heh... I haven't gotten a hangover, even when I drink plenty of beer, rum, champagne, and some blue shit that tasted great.

      Good job at no hangover.

    • doll13ill

      13 years ago

      i just voted for a random person plus i like margarita's

    • Jessrmh291

      13 years ago

      lolz i agree the cute mod would work very well

    • Pereiaslav

      13 years ago

      The car becomes lighter because it burns 40,000 lb of gas as soon as it leaves the dealership.
      Or they tell you it is 840,000 lb but it isn't and you find that out after you leave.

      Most likely it is because the speed will cause it to lift a little off the ground at a speed when it is impossible to measure weight. If that's not the answer then idk.

    • kakiller

      13 years ago

      humm, how old is the gun? mine is about 3 years old, and i can shoot a little over 310fps with out braking but we try to keep it from 280-300 so we're not killing eachother, and it also depends on the weather conditions, if its real cold out, you may need to switch to a heavier spring

    • m0l0t0v

      13 years ago

      thanks for the vote!

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