MarineTech

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from Northern Maine

  • Activity

    • Words that are difficult for Marines to say when drunk

      2 years ago

      MarineTech

      WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT FOR A MARINE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

      1. Innovative

      2. Preliminary

      3. Proliferation

      4. Cinnamon

       

      WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT FOR A MARINE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

      1. Specificity

      2. Anti-constitutionalistically

      3. Passive-aggressive disorder

      4. Transubstantiate

       

      WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MARINE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

      1. No thanks, I'm married.

      2. Nope, no more booze for me!

      3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

      4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.

      5. I'm not interested in fighting you.

      6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no

      coordination and would hate to look like a real fool!

      7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

    • Thought for today

      2 years ago

      MarineTech

      “A liberal paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns.
       
      And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, exist..... It's called prison."

      Sheriff Joe Arpaio
      Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff's Office

    • Oddities of Life

      2 years ago

      MarineTech

      I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.


      I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

      You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

      Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

      You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

      I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.

      I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row

      I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning.

      Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?

    • A conundrum

      3 years ago

      MarineTech

      The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.

      Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:

      1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.

      2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.

      3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.

      4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.

      5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.

      6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

      Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.

      Makes you wonder who is doing the math.

    • Memorial Day

      3 years ago

      MarineTech

      It's not National Barbecue Day.


      Please take a moment this weekend to remember those that gave their lives in service to our country.


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    • What I want to know

      3 years ago

      MarineTech

      Every time I have to deal with a liberal, I walk away with my head hurting. Here's a couple things that seem to confuse them.


      We are advised to not judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics. Funny how that works.


      Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about Welfare running out of money? What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't.


      I think I may have found some insight on the subject in the dictionary.


      hy·poc·ri·sy

      həˈpäkrəsē/

      noun

      1. the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.

      Yeah. That seems to sum it up nicely.

    • Cheyza asked MarineTech a question

      What is your Xbox game tag?

      Answered: Feb 7, 2016

      Don't have one. I'm a PC gamer. Don't have an Xbox.

    • 3 years ago

      MarineTech
    • Sponsorship.... buh bye

      3 years ago

      MarineTech

      So... Noticed my sponsorship of the site finally ran out....


      Well, after almost 11 years on the site as a sponsor, I'm not planning on reactivating it at the present time.


      I have been slowly been getting more and more disgruntled with the site over the last year or so, and the "Big Site Changeover" pretty much cemented the deal. With just shy of 2 decades in IT under my belt, and having worked for corporations from the mom and pop level up to global presence, I just have to ask one thing. What the HELL were you guys thinking? What were you actually trying to accomplish with this new "Grand Design"? Because honestly, I'm really pretty much baffled here. BuckeyeDon's recent "nostalgia" post with a link to the old iteration of the site just really brought it all home on just how much I truly loathe this new design.


      As those that have been on my friends list for an extended time can attest, I used to be checking in on the site almost continuously throughout the day. Now... Honestly... I just can't be bothered even trying to track down something to talk about in the forums, and I go days without any real urge to check in on things here. I'm not the rage quit type, and I certainly am not the whine about my butthurt type, but seriously folks. Whoever implemented this abortion, AND those responsible for approving it, really need to be drug out back for a good kicking.


      I'll be checking in occasionally, in the vain hope that somebody will make some changes that'll get things back on the old community friendly track. Until then, Alpha Mike Foxtrot. MarineTech out.


      P.S. Tomii.... Suckit.

    • Happy Birthday Marines

      3 years ago

      MarineTech

      I feel pretty good for 240 years of rompin', stompin' hell, death, and destruction.


      Semper Fi.

  • Comments (295)

    • OsageOrange

      3 years ago

      May I inquire if you were enlisted/NCO or a commissioned officer during your service as a Marine?

      • MarineTech

        3 years ago

        Enlisted/NCO

      • OsageOrange

        3 years ago

        Was curious to know, because one of my IRL friends- last time I heard from him- was an E-2 in the Corps.

    • SsgSpectre

      4 years ago

      heh rock on devil dog

      Outstanding movie/ tv show selection!

      Noticed you like Doctor Who.. but not the original?
      Battle Tech, Shadowrun, Earthdawn... big favorites, also classic D&D

      but, ultimately jealous of your gun collection (MP-40 !!!)

    • Cheyza

      5 years ago

      You're still a Drama Queen.
      :)

      • MarineTech

        5 years ago

        I'll have you know madame that I am most certainly NOT a drama queen. I am an over-actor to lend weight to my statements and make them more memorable.

        But you're still doing it wrong.
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    • LepraSaun

      6 years ago

      Hey i added you cos i've around the site here and there and thought we could be friends :P

      • LepraSaun

        6 years ago

        I've seen you around* stupid phone lol

    • Sparks1990

      6 years ago

      HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY! This first FU that I actually recognize from somewhere. I remember a few of your posts in the gun section.

    • ShiverMyDear

      6 years ago

      Congratulations on your Featured User!

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Apparently it's Relic Appreciation Day, so be sure to tell everyone about the time you kidnapped Helen of Troy and blamed it on Paris.
      Happy Featured User Day!

      Post edited 2/20/13 10:08PM

    • meeka

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • Skwucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Possibly the most badass FU ever. Of all time.

    • SailorGirl81 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper Of Kittens

      6 years ago

      FU!!

    • Qeth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Conveniently Fortuitous

      6 years ago

      Glad to see I'm not the only one on this site who's under the legal drinking age. Happy FU day!

    • TiberiusVIII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizza 4 Life

      6 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • KupoNutsGrrl

      6 years ago

      Congrats on being the FU. I only wanted to say that because I'm from Maine, too. Yay, Maine!

    • AgentTank FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I AM KROGAN

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day cigarette smoking man!

    • p3drit0

      6 years ago

      Ctrl FU

    • LadyRocki

      6 years ago

      Congratulations on being FU today!

    • Nic_Pietron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Arch-guy

      6 years ago

      FU? Cheers!!!

    • Shanerbaner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!! smiley0.gif

    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!

    • BigJohnnyC213

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

    • DumpsterMutt

      6 years ago

      Well goddam. Happy FU day! smiley8.gifsmiley13.gif

    • p3drit0

      6 years ago

      Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
      His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. 'Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.'
      Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
      She says, 'Darling, what's wrong?'
      'There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.'
      'Ex-wife!' she screams, 'I didn't know you were married before!'


      'I wasn't.'

    • p3drit0

      6 years ago

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    • MiraSuMuerte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /dev/null

      7 years ago

      Hey. Figured you'd be the one to tell. I just started re-watching the X-Files from episode 1.

    • corvito

      7 years ago

      Thanks for sticking with me in the forums and giving me all that info! I just suck at researching this stuff, thats why I kept asking questions, Ill start with the scout/squad and pm you when I get it, then maybe customize later on

    • TANNERite

      7 years ago

      It's great to be here. I've been watching RvB and such for the past few years, but I never really considered trying out their website.

    • MiraSuMuerte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /dev/null

      7 years ago

      Hey MT. New job going good?

    • Radius55 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      7 years ago

      Hey, thought you might appreciate this. Tough they did get one thing wrong. The guy served for 29 years, he's not 29 years old.

    • p3drit0

      7 years ago

      don't forget, the Corps is still under the Dept of the Navy. (and the only thing (aside from SEALs) that gives us any pride and decency)

    • p3drit0

      7 years ago

      have a good vets day. eat a free meal at Chilis or something

    • armeav8r

      7 years ago

      In reply to MarineTech:

      Ridley: "Yah, I think I got a stick."

    • p3drit0

      8 years ago

      welp, turns out they have crap. fountains and sparkelers is all.

      and i wasn't looking for "tech's knowledge o' the stock and store of Virginia's fireworks"
      more like what you said - biggest warning label and longest stick.

      ...i gotta get to PA or something

    • p3drit0

      8 years ago

      so i'm working down in VA and pass a fireworks stand on my way home. what should i pick up for the weekend? is there anything worthwhile at those? just get the biggest thing they have?

    • MiraSuMuerte FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold /dev/null

      8 years ago

      I think someone went down the line on all your comments and negmodded everyone. Wtf.

    • p3drit0

      8 years ago

      Yarrr.

    • p3drit0

      8 years ago

      everything you say is that much funnier because i picture the guy in your profile pic saying it between drags on his cig.

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      You're right, I'm gonna go get in the motard spirit, shave my head, drink half a bottle of Jack Daniels and take on a Kangaroo in a fist-fight!
      You have inspired me sir. But you're still not getting those 10 minutes back.

    • p3drit0

      8 years ago

      hey! haven't seen a post from you in a bit!
      get in there and call someone a dillhole!

    • Havoc1

      8 years ago

      In reply to MarineTech, #2:

      Haha, I was waiting for it, but both tandem loads deployed properly with all 8 parachutes inflated! We did have to guys with a mid-air entanglement and a subsequent reserve activation, but that was more of a jumper panic response from my observation.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      In reply to MarineTech, #3:

      BLASPHEMER!!!! Oh you're going to smoke a turd in hell for that comment.

      Hendrix has EVERYTHING on that.

      Jimi never needed nekkid chicks stroking off with a guitar in his videos because his music was good enough to give you wood ALL BY ITSELF!!


      I think she was playing the song with her cooter. I don't think Jimi could beat that...

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      In reply to MarineTech, #1:

      Bout a non-shootin' bastid, ain't ya.

      Pedal your ugly ass up here and I'll take the time to school ya.


      No doubt. On the one hand, I'm pretty disappointed by it. On the other, other than the sight-in the other day, this is probably the 1st time in a year that I've taken it out. Part of the reason I joined the league is to get the excuse to go shoot more often...

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      In reply to MarineTech, #3:

      Super 8's, all since digitized. Just hanging on to the originals, just in case.

      Yes, a bunch of 3.5's, and even some 5.35's. Turns out, though, that the 5.25 sleeves make awesome CD holders, and the filer works for CD's real well, too...

    • LikablBadGuy

      8 years ago

      I changed my profile from jtpeton to this one. Please accept the friends request im sending.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      In reply to MarineTech, #5:

      I wonder if Kidd & Co sold pre-roasted marshmallows for a while?

    • GoldenZephyr

      8 years ago

      They call it Mojave Viper these days but they are not fooling anyone.

    • GoldenZephyr

      8 years ago

      You should let Kaos know that his flying knowledge extend to the paper airplane he made out of his college degree and as a RAC (acronym for a student pilot at HMLA/T-303) you think that the IP's would have to agree.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      8 years ago

      Pound for pound, what would you say is the best lever action rifle available today?

    • p3drit0

      8 years ago

      you know you've got a grudge or 50! let 'em out!
      VENT!

    • GoldenZephyr

      8 years ago

      Happy Birthday, you old shrivelled bastage. One more year closer to death, eh?

    • GoldenZephyr

      8 years ago

      Happy Birthday, Marine.

      235 years of kicking ass. Not too shaby.

  • Questions answered by MarineTech

    What is your Xbox game tag?

    | Asked by: Cheyza 3 years ago

    Don't have one. I'm a PC gamer. Don't have an Xbox.