Martinez22

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from Pasco, WA

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    • Sup n00bs?

      11 years ago

      Martinez22

      Sup n00bs. How you guys all doin'? I'm great. I'm over my depression and I'm here. Thank you guys for the support. I couldn't have done it without any of my friends. I haven't been up to much. Oh! Im working on my montage. Kickass! So, now I have teh 5 meg internet and I'll be on more often now. So, what did I miss? How's everyone? RocketCat? Rhian? Dying Star?

    • To all Freshmen!

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

      - Dear 8th Graders..(Soon to be Freshmen)

      Congrats....Now you're the lowest of the low....The puny Freshmen.

      So here are just a few helpful words of advice:

      1.)When you come into high school in the fall, please don't try to
      act cool because what's cool to you usually isn't cool with the
      upper classmen.

      2.)Stick with your middle school friends unless you know someone older.

      3.)Please DO NOT stand in the middle of the halls & talk to your friends, because the Seniors and Juniors can, & WILL, push you out of the way & call you a "stupid Freshmen." You will get hurt!! It gets really frustrating when we're walking down the halls in a hurry to get to class when all of a sudden, a group of Freshmen stop right in front of us to talk to their friends. This really pisses me off. I repeat, you will be pushed out of the way without warning, and if you are looking for a fight, well by goly you found one! smiley0.gif

      4.)Try to find your locker the first week of school so you don't have to carry your entire locker in your "really cool" backpacks.

      5.) Stay in a Freshmen place! (Normally the upstairs!) Don't come downstairs unless necessary! You are not liked very much smiley1.gif

      6.) It's not cool to be loud or think you're cute because you will get told to shut up.

      7.)We can sit anywhere we want on the bus. "We" as in the upper classmen. Don't try to tell us or punk us by not scooting over or by telling us where to sit. If you do punk us, and you got your ass kicked, get ready for another ass woopen, or else I will break both of your arms so you are incapable of wiping your own ass.

      8.)Never talk back to Seniors or Juniors. Don't try it at all, if you want to live. Even if you have your "homies" who will watch your back. We got homies too motherf*cker and we will BxR you and your homies asse's with our umm..Penis Rifles...Ya know what I mean. smiley8.gif

      9.)Don't come here screaming that class of 2010 is awesome n' junk, 2007 will dick slap you, 2008 WILL bitch slap you, and 2009 will pimp slap you! Oh yeah smiley11.gif

      10.)Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you, chances are...they have a boy/girlfriend who will hurt you. Either that or the upperclassmen boys/girls will make your life a living hell...You choose.

      11.) Don't talk about "getting some" or asking other Freshmen if there are "bomb girls" in P.E. It gets really annoying when we hear this.

      New Freshmen: Don't act like sluts, hoes, pimps, playahs, or gangstas because you will get laughed at and once again, you will get you ass beat cause the classes 2009, 2008, and 2007 don't play games smiley11.gif

      Sincerely,

      -The Seniors 2007
      -The Juniors 2008
      -The Sophomores 2009

      -If you're an incoming Freshmen: Get ready for hell.

      Oh just another little advice that i thought up,
      Join a sport!
      Good luck Freshmen. We just do all of the above because we care and love one another! smiley12.gif

      From A Sophmore: Martinez22

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    • The times in a game when I get mad!

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

      1. When I get 5 games in a row of cheaters.

      2. When I am carring a BR or COMBO, and I find an opponent carrying a SMG only, only to have them beat me down.

      3. When a teammate and I take on one opponent, only to have him defeat both of us.

      4. When I lunge at someone with the Sword, miss, lunge again, miss, get beat down.

      5. When I unload a whole SMG and PR combo at an opponent, only to have him kill me with one shot of the SG.

      6. When I die 10 times without claiming a kill.

      7. When a de-leveler waits until the match is 45-45 to start de-leveling.

      8. When our team is winning 35-21, only to have the opponents come back and win.

      9. When I let the batteries run down on my controller, and have them quit on me right when the score of a game is 49-49, and the other team kills me for the last kill, and everyone on my team calls me a retarded noob.

      10. When I lose every game of the night

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    • Ima Effin' Sponsor!

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

      Hello there guys. Haven't been on in a while. Here's what happend: My parents got divorced and I was moving to a different house.
      I couldn't get on my computer because I didn't hook it up and I didn't have an internet connection. I'm going to clear up my alerts now.
      By the way, Ima sponsor! I get all the smileys! smiley0.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley3.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley6.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley8.gif and this cute little star: smiley9.gif and this: smiley10.gif , this: smiley11.gif and this: smiley12.gif .

      I
      also get thecool font.Awesome huh? Orange sucks, greens my favorite. Thanks to my buddies Armoran and AgentZero9 for helping me out with the sponsorship. A big thanks to the dude who gave me the sponsorship, whose name wil not be revealed for security purposes. If ya wanna know then message me.
      Here are my shitty stats:
      Global
      You have made 2480 posts, 32 journal entries, and 0 forum threads.
      You watch 35 users, while 15 watch you.
      You have received 509 (mostly positive) mods and given out 625 (mostly positive) mods.
      Journal
      You have made 32 journal entries, with an average of 7.56 comments per entry.
      Your most popular journal was How Bad Would It Be? with 27 comments.
      Every 16.76 days you add a new journal, usually on Tuesday nights, as with 8 (25%) of your journals.

      Who watches me smiley10.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley11.gif


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    • How Bad Would It Be?

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

      If the covenant attacked Earth...today. With thousands of ships, Full of Elites, and all the covenant (even Brutes). Hunters you know. They would have tanks, ghosts, Scarabs, Banshees, Drop Pods, Armor 1000+ years ahead of ours, (as well as they're weapons and vehicles). How bad of a beat down would we, or they get?

      I say we would get pwned, owned and raped. They would crush us. Think about War of the Worlds x5. They would kill the strongest military power in the word (America) in a few hours, or a few days (at least). They would win in every way. On ground, in air, and don't even get me started on how we'd be by orbit. No MAC Guns in todays world sadly.

      The goverments of the World would use nukes on the capital ships. Which would have no effect. Cities would be bombed, and maybe even Glassed. It would be total chaos. It would be like the US Army going back into the Civil War, or the Crusades.


      But thats me, What do you think would happen?

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    • Im I attractive?

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

      Ok, I am holding off the Darth Maul Biography for a few journals. On this journal, I want to know if I am attractive or not. Like for example, if I have nice features or something. I think I am ugly so I want your opinion. Do you think I ugly? Or worse? Fugly? Im I pretty man or a Greek God? Here's some pics of me. I would like your opinion. I will give mods points for girls that give a decent comment. I dunno 'bout guys but whatever. By the way, if you're going to negative mod this, don't be a punnanie and tell me why you did. You do know that it takes about over a hundred even more mod points for karma level to go down when negative modded right? So, all you're doing is being an idiot and wasting your mod points. I am just going to laugh when you do :

      I was at the park
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      Sunny day
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      Dressed up
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      With my cousin ( ignore her Lawl.)
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      And last! Me as a cute widdle kid!
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    • Darth Maul Biography Pt. 3

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

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      Darth Maul battles Qui-Gon

      Maul was skilled with the lightsaber. According to Star Wars Insider #62, Darth Maul was trained by Darth Sidious to be a master of Form VII, which draws on emotions and the dark side. Unlike the traditional dueling techniques of most Jedi, Maul combined his swordsmanship with incredible acrobatic and martial arts and hand-to-hand combat skills, making him a nearly unstoppable dervish of destruction. Maul was a master of the fighting style teräs käsi as well as an adept in the Jar'Kai style of wielding a lightsaber in each hand. When fighting multiple opponents, Maul extended the second blade of his double-bladed lightsaber to form a saberstaff, doubling his lethality. Maul often used this to catch opponents by surprise as few were prepared for the extra blade. Maul had constructed this weapon himself, using ancient plans stored within one of the Sith Holocrons the Sith still possessed. He had based his lightsaber design upon Exar Kun's, though he modified the design slightly so as to make the weapon better fit his own fighting style.
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      Maul was skilled with combining Force talents with mechanics. His master gave Maul the funds and schematics he needed and provided him with a secret facility on Coruscant in which to work. There, Maul constructed his signature speeder bike Bloodfin and his Dark Eye probe droids. Darth Maul had a powerful transport â€' a Sith Infiltrator called Scimitar, which hosted a cloaking shield generator. This vehicle was developed by Raith Sienar, the man whose company would later develop the TIE fighter for the Galactic Empire...To be continued on the next journal.

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    • Darth Maul Biography Pt. 2

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

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      Darth Maul

      Sidious abandoned Maul on an isolated Outer Rim world, forcing him to survive alone while being hunted by hordes of assassin droids. After a month's time, his master returned and challenged his apprentice to a duel, one which then severely weakened Maul quickly lost. Sidious then told Maul that he had failed and he had been secretly training a replacement for him. Rage and hatred overwhelmed Maul and in one final act of defiance, he nearly defeated his master. When Maul's emotions were finally spent, he prepared himself for death, yet his master laughed instead. By wanting to kill his own master, Maul had in fact passed the final test. His master proclaimed him Darth Maul, Dark Lord of the Sith and took him to a new home on Coruscant. Unlike Sidious' later apprentices, Tyranus and Vader, Maul had no ambition to strike down his master. Also, unlike Tyranus and Vader, Sidious used him more as a tool than as an apprentice. For most of the time, he appears to be little more than an assassin. However, he did realize that Sith tradition required the death of his master before he could acquire an apprentice of his own...To be continued on the next journal

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    • Darth Maul Biography

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

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      Darth Maul, Sith Lord
      Position Dark Lord of the Sith
      Homeworld Iridonia
      Species Iridonian Zabrak
      Gender Male
      Height 1.75 m (5'9")
      Affiliation Order of the Sith Lords

      Darth Maul (54 â€" 32 BBY) was the first known apprentice of Darth Sidious. A Zabrak originally from Iridonia, Maul had no memories of his home world or family, having been kidnapped as an infant by Sidious. But he grew to love Sidious, and his adopted mother, Cheens. Indoctrinated in the ways of the dark side from youth, Maul had no emotion aside from bloodlust and rage. He did have a sense of honor, however, granting quick deaths to Lorn Pavan and Darsha Assant for having been worthy opponents. During his training, any show of fear was severely punished by Sidious and any hint of mercy rewarded with cruelty. By the time Maul was an adolescent, his master had already forged him into a weapon of pure hatred. Marked by Sith tattoos that covered his entire muscular body, the young Zabrak was now the ultimate tool of the dark side. Despite this rather traumatic childhood (if it could be called that), Maul adored his Master, and never once contemplated killing him â€' until his final test. Though once when he was training he got mad and slashed out at his master wounded and nearly killed Darth Sidious. Though Sidious was in excruciating pain he rewarded him for embracing the Dark Side...To be continued on the next journal

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    • Damn, This Sucks.

      12 years ago

      Martinez22

      On Monday night, at around 7 PM, my friend, Michelle, died in a tragic car accident. She was on a return trip hope when the car she was in hit some ice. She was sitting in the backseat when she unbuckled her seatbelt to reach to the front of the car to put a music CD. At that moment, the car hit a icey road, making the car roll over and over. She hit herself on the roof of the car, hitting her in the chest. Then, she flew out of the back window. When the ambulance came, she was still breathing, but the blow to her chest was what killed her. There were two other passangers on the car, but they had their seatbelts on and survived with minor injuries. I knew her for a very long time. It's hard to believe that she's gone. If only she hadn't taken off her seatbelt. Which reminds me, she enjoyed listening to music and dancing. She was about 17 years old and a Senior in high school. I'm going to her funural tomorrow. I knew her whole family. She and her mom were best friends. She was practicly her little sister's mother too. May she rest in peace.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (1079)

    • hersheychic

      11 years ago

      oh maybe

    • scorch375

      11 years ago

      not to mention gas prices now days haha

    • scorch375

      11 years ago

      haha just hope they dont make you deliver. people are asswholes.

    • hersheychic

      11 years ago

      oh before?? or.now?

    • scorch375

      11 years ago

      that sounds awsome dude haha.
      what are you doing. like what is your position?

    • scorch375

      11 years ago

      long time no speak. whats up?

    • hersheychic

      11 years ago

      lol, ive almost always had pics. lol......maybe when?

    • hersheychic

      11 years ago

      oh thats alright, I was just wondering if you did

      ahh

    • Rhian

      11 years ago

      Hmmm... *hug* well...... things like that happen to most of us, so you're not the only one, don't worry.... smiley1.gif

    • Rhian

      11 years ago

      Yeah school is driving me crazy.... aaaargh! thankfully its weekendddddd wooohooo smiley0.gif

    • Rhian

      11 years ago

      Yay! Glad to hear that! Welcome back! I hope u get to go on more often now! smiley0.gif xxxxxxxxxxxx

    • scorch375

      12 years ago

      hey man wuzzup u got a 360 yet?

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      Mmmm.....draw?sing?write?im sure you can do some of that.....

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      Hey.............havent heard of you for quite a while, how r u??

    • Dying_Star

      12 years ago

      Aw, I'm sorry babe!! =( I know it's tough, hang in there! And I didn't take you off, my account ran out, and I just haven't renewed it yet.

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      I know honey... All you can do now is bare the pain.... It will be ok I promise... try and transmit that love into something creative... all that love will make anything you do just perfect... dont throw the love away! keep it, make it positive!

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      Try and think of it like a challenge. It hurts more and more everyday, but you're still alive. And it makes you stronger and stronger everyday. Feel free to be as sad as you want, but don't let yourself go under! Accept everything what happens as a lesson of life. Because that's what life is... A lesson, a challenge. smiley12.gif

    • rocketcat

      12 years ago

      Love doesn't hurt. The end of love hurts.

    • mrmatt665

      12 years ago

      yea i kno what a shrew is. we read a shakespeare play called Taming of the Shrew.

    • mrmatt665

      12 years ago

      yea i kno what a shrew is. we read a shakespeare play called Taming of the Shrew.

    • Dying_Star

      12 years ago

      hey, sorry to hear about you and your girl, I've been gone for like a month.. How are you?

    • farty_11

      12 years ago

      i bet

    • mrmatt665

      12 years ago

      why cant you call her?

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      Hey smiley1.gif
      Well I guess we're telling you that because we don't want you to get more hurt... I can't really know how really hurt you are because I've never gone through such a painful thing, but i have felt close to that... just stay strong, ok? that's the most important thing! smiley12.gifsmiley0.gif

    • farty_11

      12 years ago

      that sucks man
      i sure hope my girl never betrays me like that
      thats must really suck

    • mrmatt665

      12 years ago

      dude that really sucks. i dont know what i would do in your position. all i have to say is be the bigger person and just ignore it

    • armoran

      12 years ago

      SO WHERE YOU BEEN DDEWD

    • armoran

      12 years ago

      I'm a modern ninja aka thief

    • halo290

      12 years ago

      now is that sarcasm i hear?, i mean, read?
      grow up, its the internet. and techincally, i didnt insult you.
      i just expressed my opinion, and if that insulted you,....get over it.

    • AgentZero9

      12 years ago

      Ah, finally your back.
      \
      Whats up man?

    • redwings19

      12 years ago


      Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
      Guy: No, this is fun.
      Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
      Guy: Then tell me you love me.
      Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
      Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
      Girl hugs him
      Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
      (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

      If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
      However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life. Just copy & paste & send

      this actually worked for me.

    • redwings19

      12 years ago

      wats up?

    • rocketcat

      12 years ago

      Did I do or say something wrong? Talk to me!

    • rocketcat

      12 years ago

      Hey, you haven't been on for a while, what's up?

    • Dying_Star

      12 years ago

      Nooooooooo!
      it's now 40 degrees and raining here.. wtf happened?? Ahhh!

    • rocketcat

      12 years ago

      Your penis isn't so great. Vaginae are better.

      So, what's up?

    • scorch375

      12 years ago

      suo dude i sent u a request on xbl so when u get on accept all right BOOM HEADSHOT lol gotta love FPS doug

    • Rhian

      12 years ago

      no thanx lol, i prefer to keep that to myself smiley6.gifsmiley6.gifsmiley6.gifsmiley6.gif

    • armoran

      12 years ago

      I made it, from my brain.

    • celldweller

      12 years ago

      hmm

    • celldweller

      12 years ago

      yeah man

    • Souljah1990

      12 years ago

      well yah the flame thrower and fuel rod cannon, but also playing with banshees on multiplayer and the fact that you can use the fuel rod cannon on the banshees, it also has new levels too, like one is called death island and is very similar to the silent cartographer map

    • celldweller

      12 years ago

      that was awsome dude

    • rocketcat

      12 years ago

      Hey, I have a penis, but I don't go parading around saying I love it. smiley8.gif

    • Dying_Star

      12 years ago

      that's probably because i an a sweet lil innocent virgin =) lol
      and yeah.. my smile is contagious..

    • Souljah1990

      12 years ago

      got Halo 4 PC last nite was playin online they have some kickass new weapons in it

    • saheebcaleeb

      12 years ago

      I see you don't like freshmen, who does?

    • Dying_Star

      12 years ago

      big cheeks..
      wtf???

    • Dying_Star

      12 years ago

      lmao, yeah.. playing you in Halo is pretty fun.. you whoop my ass.. =P
      and yeah.. the queen was showing off her.. you-know.. like every 5 seconds.

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      12 years ago

      and XP

      lol, my eyes look green right??

      lol, they are hazel : )

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