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    • 3 years ago

      MarvinDemo
    • Do you know anyone with HIV?

      8 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      Preferably a woman. I would like to die a slow and painful death.

    • What the hecks y'all

      8 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      Long time no talk. There's a coffee shop I frequent where I live, and I'm on pretty good terms with everyone that works at this particular establishment. So today, like any other day, I'm sitting reading a book enjoying a drink and a wild barista appears. She tells be that she doesn't appreciate me enough and thinks she needs to ask me how my day is more often. I am immediately confused and I tell her that she's creeping me out, and she promptly walks away. This whole thing confuses the shit out of me. If someone with more emotional intelligence than me could explain what the fuck is going on that would be awesome.

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    • New Achievement Race idea.

      8 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      I'm not that big of a fan of Jack, Geoff's sidekick on Achievement Hunter every now and then. And like many other community members on Rooster Teeth, I'd love to work with their production company. So how can this be solved? An achievement race from 0 to 100k against Jack. This won't happen, but at least I can write a semi-angsty journal.

    • So I did some math...

      8 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      I've been (kind of) sulking for a while about being single and did some math and research about the probability that I'd find someone I'd date. So here we go:

      The Kansas City metropolitan area has 2,059,328 people, about 1,024,515 are females
      13.5% are Non-religious, Buddhist, or claim "other" religion. -138,309
      16.35% ages between 20-25. -22,613
      34% are obese. -14,924
      19% are smokers. -12,088

      Based on these numbers, only 1.18% of women are within my interest. Of course this number is brought down by many variables that can't be pinpointed, and if I could it would probably be discouraging. But this could be significantly raised if there were religious people who could accept that I am not and wouldn't want me to change that aspect of myself. This probably isn't accurate due to fractions, out of date statistics, and the internet in general. I'm not begging for a relationship, I just got bored and figured I'd share this with you.

    • One Sided Relationship

      8 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      Whenever I make a reference to stories produced by the RT staff, usually I say "this guy I know" or "a friend of mine" or something along those lines. Of course, Geoff isn't my friend and I've never even met him, but it'd be far too complicated to explain I listened to a podcast or watched an episode of RvB. Is this ethical? I mean, I think it gives what I'm saying a bit more credit and it's easier to get to the point. If I know they're a RT fan or member I say the name of whom I speaking of but if it were anyone else they would have no clue what I'm talking about. Meh, it's whatever. I suppose it doesn't really matter, that's just what was on my mind at the moment.

      Vagina

    • Ugh....weathermen suck.

      9 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      30% chance of thunderstorms my ass. My power is out and I have this strange urge to kick Mike Thompson (one of the local weathermen who is usually wrong but still gets paid) in the dick.

    • Random Dream

      9 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      So here is a weird dream I just had. Probably rooted from seeing this. Anyway, you'll probably laugh at me but whatever.

      So there I was, watching Pokemon, and I think I see something weird in the background so naturally I pause to TV and get a "WTF is that" face. I scoot up to get a closer look and soon dismiss it. After pressing play, I find I can't scoot back and I'm in the mother fucking TV and everything went from anime to real life. This just happens to be the part where Team Rocket is going to show up, but anything I know about them is out of my mind. Now I see this giant mechanical Fearow flying towards mean and I'm staring up as it slowly goes by the forest I'm in. Shortly afterwards I hear it land with a loud slamming (maybe it was a booming, no I'm pretty sure it was slamming) sound. I turn back to check it out, and then the dream flashes to inside the flying machine and guess who? Jessie and James are interns, fucking interns! That doesn't even make sense! Anyway, the other two people who are heading the operation send them out to do some recon in the local town. Meanwhile, I give up looking and decide to go to town. After wandering aimlessly I wind up in a theater that's playing the Rocky Horror Picture Show and some other random movie. I decide to check out the other movie real quick-like, before going to see RHPS, and I see Jessie sitting in the front row. As I open the door she looks back awkwardly just for a second and resumes watching the movie. I can't deny a cute face when I see one, so I whip out my PokeTech and trot down to get her number. And just as she's about to give it to me, my alarm goes off. I wake up thinking, "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

      So yeah, that's what I get for not sleeping in.

    • Blah

      9 years ago

      MarvinDemo

      Wisdom teeth pulled, major suckage.

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