MasterTorgo

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from Amelia City, FL

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    • This is why Brando was the tits.

      12 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      An apology letter to Charlie Sheen in '91, explaining why he couldn't make it to his birthday:

      "I'm feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I'm holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powdered East Indian vulva. I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel shitty and best stay in bed. I'm sure it will be a kick in the ass, and I hate to miss it - Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie."

      Hi everyone.

    • *instestinal barf*

      12 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      School starts the day after tomorrow. I'm just going to deny I'm even there for the first few weeks or so.

    • gah

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      I think I fucked up my toe somehow, but I can't even remember how I possibly could have done this.

      I was having a dream I was roomates with Trey, Cory, Morgan, and Cory, until suddenly the entire world melted and everything died.

      aaaghghghahahah.

    • goddang

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      Such a massive influx of good music lately... Ruins is by far one of the most entertaining and exhausting bands I've ever listened to.

    • happy 6/6/6 everyone!

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      baphomet.jpgangelheart.jpg03.jpg
      byrne.jpgsatan.jpgdevil1.jpg
      dragons_William_Blake_small.jpgsouth_park_satan.gif
      exorcist8.jpg DevilInSmokeofWTC.jpgDevilinSmokeCNN.jpgWTCSmokeDevil3.jpg
      elfman02.jpg south_park_satan.giffbosman_passion_satan.gif
      omen.jpgsatan_is_real.jpg
      *is there anyone/thing I left off?
      **after ripping some more music today, I unintentionally brought my total number of songs to 666 smiley7.gif

    • driver's license

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      I have one. Do you?

    • bored

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      see above.

    • blegh

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      I always get sick into the first week of summer vacation. No avoiding it.

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      I recently watched this Japanese horror Cure, which at first seemed to have a really stupid logic to it (the bad guy hypnotizes various people into commiting spontaneous murder by cutting an X across the victim's neck, lots of psychological buzzwords thrown around that don't really have anything to do with the events taking place), until suddenly it was the end of the film and I had no fucking idea how I'd lost track of what was actually going on. It was pretty neat.

      I'd also downloaded an album by this Japanese post-rock band Te', but I found the album name to be If that is what is being thought, liberated sound talks the depth of "musical" world, and then similarly titled tracks pretentious enough to make Warhol blush a little (or whoever the fuck wrote the lyrics in At the Drive-In and continues to in The Mars Volta).
      Of course I wouldn't let that impede my judgement on the rest of the music, except as far as the music went it was interchangeable with any other post-rock I'd heard. Nothing I heard justified having such long titles. So fuck that.

      The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle is a pretty damn good Japanese novel at least.

      I hope Morgan finds something kickass for me in Japan.

      Japan Japan Japan.

      Why does everyone hate Dave Matthews Band so much?

    • homemade acid-tech, anyone?

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      http://xthost.info/DJTorgo/Copy%20of%20Copy%20of%20eheh.mp3

      I kinda just wanted to see if I could pull something like this off, and I'm pretty happy with the end result, even if the beat itself is sort of clunky and sluggish. Keep in mind that I did all of this on my computer, and on a program that's intended for film editing.

      Oh yeah, this started off as a Feat.Us remix...

    • humph

      13 years ago

      MasterTorgo

      What is all of this prom crap I've gotten myself into?

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  • Comments (107)

    • Kil1ertofu

      11 years ago

      Suspicion confirmed.....I totally believe that you have died.

    • Kil1ertofu

      11 years ago

      I have a suspicion, that you might have died.

    • blank

      12 years ago

      They had a special on their site where you could order the CD and T-shirt as one package. Also, good to see they'll be with Indorphine again, I rather liked them. Hopefully Man Sized Rat will stay home sick due to hair dye overdose.

      Also, what the hell do you think you're doing, logging in?

    • hayato1333

      12 years ago

      No idea, but it seriously needs to happen. Soon preferably.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      12 years ago

      X-Wing fighter pilot helmit. :]

    • Oasiz

      12 years ago

      Hey long time no speak! lol wow, glad to be one of your 8 friends yo!

      Post edited 7/22/06 3:13PM

    • hayato1333

      13 years ago

      Hahaha, alright, I'll get you my Sigur Ros albums when you are done with all the death metal ones.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      lawlersauce

    • Dead_Kitten

      13 years ago

      i saw you at the concert

      it was fun!

      fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      :]

    • Dead_Kitten

      13 years ago

      When ever works.

      I have to work today. been working a lot, I have tomorrow off.

      So... maybe tomorrow but I wont have a ride anywhere cuz..

      My transportation is going on a trip thing until saturday. -__-()

    • Dead_Kitten

      13 years ago

      Rah rah rah!.....


      >>....HIyee..



      THat is all

    • blank

      13 years ago

      Aye.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      I thought I sent you the Katamari soundtracks over aim?

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

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    • blank

      13 years ago

      If only.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      Is that one of their actual photos?

    • Dead_Kitten

      13 years ago

      I mean the gore was done very poorly.

      God awful even.

      I've seen home videos by friends with better gruesome realistic gore type.. than that.

      The barbed wire should have had chunks of flesh, not such a clean cut.

      x.x they should have done better

    • blank

      13 years ago

      I would kill, kill, to read that.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      Yeah, pretty much that guy but with reading glasses on.

    • surviveinc

      13 years ago

      psshh solving things is for smart people
      and I'm not one of them

    • blank

      13 years ago

      If you want I could let you borrow it or just bring it over some time this week.

    • surviveinc

      13 years ago

      I hope your're not still upset about Silent Hill.
      sorry about leaving you at your house with nothign to do last night. I hope you found something to do.

    • Dead_Kitten

      13 years ago

      Haha. X3 we'r'e going friday. YAAAAAYYYAAA!!

      mwuhaha.

      I got meh hair high-lighted and got it cut.
      I kinda got bangs now, didnt have that before <3

      But everyone seems to like it. o.O I likes it cuz. its all. crazy I dunno. MWUAHAHAH

    • blank

      13 years ago

      Do you have the wrestling GIF with the thumbs down?

    • blank

      13 years ago

      I would totally pay to see that.

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      hi there

      if you dont like these type of comments then just delete this one if you like
      if not and you are willing to take 20 seconds out of your day smiley0.gif
      please vote for me here

      Thanks smiley0.gif

    • blank

      13 years ago

      Yeah, now that it might be taken away, I'm using all the time I can.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      His life is so terrifying.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      Definately had to screen cap that one.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      Really? Where? I don't see it.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      Check out my journal edits.

    • alienwinwong

      13 years ago

      Still got five hours left.

    • alienwinwong

      13 years ago

      I'd rather you had posted it last night because today the little discussion board is going to be a ghost town.

    • alienwinwong

      13 years ago

      Harry! Check your effing messages

    • alienwinwong

      13 years ago

      I just made an account on fark and i have to wait a day before i can post. So...would you mind posting something for me?

    • alienwinwong

      13 years ago

      Send me the link.

    • alienwinwong

      13 years ago

      Was the "YES!" in regards to the post-office incident?

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      Alright. If I can't get a parent to go I'll probably wait until it comes out on video.

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      Yes, I know.

      We ever going to see Hills?

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      13 years ago

      Ben had a beach straw hat on. He was the kid that exclaimed, "Hey, I don't see any cops here!".

    • blank

      13 years ago

      Just bring it over. Don't forget your PlayStation.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      It's on!

    • blank

      13 years ago

      I think it's called The Guyver.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      At eleven on SciFi is a really bad movie with that guy who had a warped head from Hills Have Eyes.

      Must See TV.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      That was supose to be such.

      However, I leave it as is.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      You are suck a fuck, fucker.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      It also had two sex scenes that rivaled the goofyness of Oldboy.

      One guy got his nose shoved into his brains.

    • blank

      13 years ago

      It was violent. Very mucho, more than I thought it would be.

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