MattZombie

Male
from Tacoma, WA

  • Activity

    • A video by my uncle

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Q9286ScY0#X6e2Lk1B5ow

      my uncle made a video about a Youtube curse

      wach it, its funny.

    • Mens needs vs. Womans needs...

      12 years ago

      MattZombie


      One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

      Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

      I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

      So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

      "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

      She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

      Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

      The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

      We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

      I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
      dear, let's go to the cashier."

      I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

      Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

      I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

      And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

      Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

    • Great news

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      A promoter found my bands Myspace page and really likes it and wants to book us at hell's kitchen. things are looking up.

    • Power outtage

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      the power was off later thruday night and just cam out about 45 min ago.
      The power company said that there are places that could go up to 5 days with out power.

      This morning I was with my folkes and I was going to help them take the pets to the vet and ceck them into a kennel so they can be warm and just befor we left me dad said a prayer, asked for a safe trip, that the house will be safe and the power could turn on soon. and He only got one sillabe in he said "A..." the power turned on and "...men"

      that was the fastest working prayer I've ever seen.

    • huh?

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      another birthday, where did this one come from?

    • single again

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      I found out that my (former) girlfriend is afraid of commitment and asked me to move out.
      good times

    • what a kiss is like

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      One day a teacher had a taste test with her Students.
      She Picked a little boy to do the first test.
      She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth
      and asked "Do you know what it is?"
      "No, I don't," said the little boy.
      "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your Daddy
      wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
      Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room
      yelled, "Spit it out!
      It's a piece of ass!"

    • Halloween gig!!!

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      it was awsome!
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      I bought a costume for the drummer and he takes it off before the first song, that kinda pissed me off.

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      this is my girlfriend and my self

      and this one.......

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      is my friend rick. and thats all that I have to say about him

    • Good news

      12 years ago

      MattZombie

      I found out that one of my friend's mom just beat cancer!
      After her sixth attempt at kemo it was gone.

      I usually hear of people dieing all the time cause of cancer, I'm glad to hear that it can be beat.

  • About Me

  • Comments (157)

    • Mattatius

      11 years ago

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    • EvilMe

      11 years ago

      I know I just left you at the bar a half hour ago, but Happy Birthday again!

    • Doob182

      11 years ago

      Congrats on F.U.!!

      What's your go-to guitar?

    • cavewoman121

      11 years ago

      congrats on being featured user ^___^

    • ChiggyDude

      11 years ago

      that guy spanking the monkey scares me smiley3.gif

    • SayMoosyFate

      11 years ago

      you have awesome taste in music!!!!!!!! rock on!! ima check out ur band..............

    • Frankfurter

      11 years ago

      As one featured user to another: soak it up.

      Soak it all up.

    • Kaiohan

      11 years ago

      congrats on featured user

    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      congrats on fu

    • tiger0629 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Today Only.......It's the Featured User Congrats smiley11.gifsmiley6.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley9.gif

    • EvilMe

      11 years ago

      Thanks :)

    • Mattatius

      12 years ago

      In the great spirits of the Holidays,

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    • IMLAZY

      12 years ago

      plz rd journal!!!!!!!!!!its a contest journal!!!
      and remember,pass it to ur friends!!!

    • EvilMe

      12 years ago

      Im not doing anything tonight. I was supposed to go out with Ryan, but I feel like total shit. Im sicker than hell. So Im sitting at home studying for midterms tonight.

    • silveira03

      12 years ago

      Is that from the episode where he has his red hat and they go to the box factory on a field trip? If not, I have no idea what episode it's from....

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      Yup, its good ol' Stevo smiley0.gif

    • shadow13

      13 years ago

      lol, paranoid people are fun sometimes.

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      Matt, you guys should make a Myspace page or website, so I can pimp Judgement out to my friends smiley0.gif

      (not like Im not doing it already, but it woud be much easier that way)

      Post edited 7/31/06 10:43PM

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      His poor nose is all swollen.

    • Not1337

      13 years ago

      I wish i had some alcohol right now. That would complete my birthday. :D

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      What time?

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      Sumner Vet. The new one right down the street from Aversano's

    • silveira03

      13 years ago

      Sweet deal. My father has a 73 Camaro 350 LT that should be mine some day.....

    • shadow13

      13 years ago

      Wow, that song was awsome! Now I really do wish that I had money!

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      No problem. I just try to keep things fair. I wasn't angry with shadow's comment, I just didn't appreciate it.

    • tfay88

      13 years ago

      Did you see my new ink?

    • tfay88

      13 years ago

      Nope, no doctor visits required.

    • Kara_Valkyne

      13 years ago

      lmao...that stick death flash with the car is hillarious!!!

    • Reddwarfnut

      13 years ago

      love the punisher skull

    • The_Priest

      13 years ago

      Very, very nice.

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      She wasnt in that picure. Shes not old enough to go to the bar. Accually most of us in this group had a huge bitchfest about her that day. lol

    • Matt_Sernaker

      13 years ago

      Hey we just posted all of the RVB stuck in a canyon songs for free to dl with CAST intros, in my journal, also please join the MATT army, read the last two journals for more info

    • trisket66666

      13 years ago

      You got it.

    • Not1337

      13 years ago

      did you stich your butthole shut or something?


      That was.....wow. I don't even know what to say.

    • tfay88

      13 years ago

      Aww my bad....I do now.

    • beergoddess

      13 years ago

      aw....you're on my watchlist so you're always featured to me! feel loved! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

      trust me....after the 49 random friend requests....you really don't want to be featured.

    • tfay88

      13 years ago

      Just Puyallup, not far.

    • klitz_kouper

      13 years ago

      Hey I love some of the stuff you got in your music section! And your in a band, rock on! I love gettin up on stage and rockin out some fine tunes, gives you such a rush. I personally don't have a band but I usually do one time gigs with my friends.

    • starman3000

      13 years ago

      That stick man cartoon is awesome!

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      Thanks so much for lunch! Rashelle is awesome, I haven't seen you this happy in almost 2 years!

      See ya on Tuesday smiley0.gif

    • shewi

      13 years ago

      lol, funny animations.

    • Wickens

      13 years ago

      Nice choice in music man smiley1.gif

      And a little blink182 never hurt anyone smiley8.gif

    • undeadLG

      13 years ago

      i think if that is the sort of stuff she's into, then go for it man!

    • thehalo2god

      13 years ago

      Sweet. Hope she likes it.

    • EvilMe

      13 years ago

      I picked it up for $24

    • The_Priest

      13 years ago

      Bro, just a heads up, it's Megadeth not Megadeath, Sorry, I don't mean to be an asshole. Just thought I'd let ya know bro.

    • Mehheh

      13 years ago

      Have a Valentine's day e-card!

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      Happy Valentine's day!

      Random!

    • beergoddess

      13 years ago

      you do have an uber sexy tattoo. =)

    • rodimus117

      13 years ago

      hey man , im studying welding right now , and I PLAY GUITAR :P HAHA

    • beergoddess

      13 years ago

      sounds like a deal! <3

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