Milky1985

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    • So london is a little bit "on fire"

      8 years ago

      Milky1985

      So it seems that london is having a few issues with riots and things being on fire at the moment. Some cars on fire on a road nearby me apparently according to this map -

      maps.google.co.uk/maps/ms?msid=207192798388318292131.0004aa01af6748773e8f7&msa=0&ll=51.558503%2C-0.055275&spn=0.114195%2C0.298691#bmb=1

      Hope any other RT members from london are all home safe by now, if not and your reading this, get the hell home asap and avoid the hell out of clapham junction, its gonna get worse before it gets better :/

      Also to any RT members in birmingham and in liverpool (as apparently its kicking off there as well), hope you are all ok!

      Hope everyone is safe, and good luck, this is one hell of a odd situation!

    • RTX Filming - Immersion : Horde Mode

      8 years ago

      Milky1985

      So the RTX video is out for the world to see and watching it reminded me again of all the fun I had at RTX and all the cool people that I met (thats you lot btw). Tis cool to have something to show my mates at home, specally cool because they used some footage of me, this is an odd thing to say but "I like the fact that there is a video of me getting shot on the internet".

      I'd like to thank all the RT guys again for running the event and putting up with us for a weekend, and thanks a lot for putting my ugly mug in the film as well. There were some much more photogenic people out there to use but you choose me (but as we were meant to be zombies maybe that would be counter productive, people like me fit in a bit better :P). It was an honour to go to Austin and chat to everyone and thanks for putting out the time to talk to us and sign stuff for us, its appricated! Special thanks has to go to burnie, matt and joel as they were swamped at the meet and greet but still put aside a bit of time to say hi and chat to me and others!

      I think we should also thank and apologise to Joel for organising the horde on the film shoot day. Thank him for organsing us and being funny while he did so, apologise for scareing the crap out of him by chanting "Jooooooeeeeeelllllllll" in our zombie voices, all in unison as he walked between the two lines of zombies :P

    • Random Things Said at RTX : Part 2

      8 years ago

      Milky1985

      Hello again everybody.

      Here is part 2 of the random RTX comments (Part 1, Otherwise known as "The Main Bulk Of Comments" is located here - Random Things Said at RTX : Part 1)

      Again just like part 1, these comments are NSFW, some of them are dirty (OK, OK , MOST of them are dirty), some of them just plain rude so do not read if you are of a sensitive deposition, are easily offended or have had a sense of humour failure recently! Seriously this was at a convention of internet people, be warned!

      Anyway, read below and enjoy (or be disgusted, your choice) :

      * Why do I have "butt sex" written on my arm? Is it a reminder about something?
      * (Person 1) Did i hit my head last night? I have a bump on the back of my head.
      (Person 2) Yeah, that was the headboard.
      * OK, I am NOT touching myself under the table, I am on my phone.
      * (Person 1) He is gay for tacos.... and dudes, but only if they pay.
      (Person 2) They have to pay you? I have been paying them!
      * How is this on the scale, me and that guy just had fun.... in the bathroom.
      (This is after people had been laughing too much so someone told people to breath in and out slowly to calm everyone down)
      * I was thinking about that food jizz comment, then you said "In through the nose and out through the mouth". The two have now combined and I can't get it out of my head!
      * (Person 1) Don't worry, he'll finish it.
      (Person 2) I did already in the shower.
      * Dude just stick it in and hook it around. (short pause) Do u just want me to do it?
      * I know that guy over there (pause) The one wearing a box on his head....
      * This guy for some reason has left a cheeseburger in the hotel room 2 days ago. We have now checked out and I completly forgot about it... its still there, the maids gonna get one hell of a shock.
      * Sorry I'll get my hand out of your pocket.

      So there we have it, that's just a snapshot of the stuff I heard so i imagine its just a small percentage of the funny and disturbing comments that were made. But it this sort of thing that makes the expo so cool and funny (and very, very worrying).

      I had a great time at RTX and was great to meet the cast, crew and community members. Hopefully will see a few familiar faces bunch more of people at the much more local (for me anyway) RvB:UK event coming up in a few months time. Fingers crossed for some more inappropriate comments and random quotes then!

      Until then, peace out and remember "Memory is the key". If you ever feel down just remember RTX!

    • Random Things Said at RTX : Part 1

      8 years ago

      Milky1985

      Hello everybody, now i am back from RTX and have actually slept (didn't know it was possible to sleep for 14 hours straight but I managed it) I can finally get round to writing up the list of random and interesting comments I heard at RTX, some of them are out of context (its more fun that way) but some of them even in context are still just as funny!

      This is just part 1, it turns out i have too many to fit into 1 journal entry so it will be spread over two of em! (Part 2 is located here - Random Things Said at RTX : Part 2)

      Now i will warn you all ahead of time, these comments are NSFW, some of them are dirty (OK, OK , MOST of them are dirty), some of them just plain rude so do not read if you are of a sensitive deposition, are easily offended or have had a sense of humour failure recently! Seriously this was at a convention of internet people, be warned! I know not everything will be funny for everyone but there should be something for you here :P

      All of these things were actually said and came out of someone's mouth, but the context may not have been apparent at the time.

      Anyway now off to the comments, anything in brackets will be from me to add extra info. The first few are all part of one conversation that apparently nearly got the guys killed because the driver was laughing so hard there was tears in their eyes.

      OK this started with a guy not able to get food due to a full car, due to a person they thought was gone being there:

      * He can't get his burger now cause you won't get on a married women.
      * Works out in a weird way, she's not getting her meat, he's not getting his.
      * (Person 1) You might need a overshield, or maybe a regeneration, and of course invisibility for later to help you get out without being caught.
      (Person 2) But remember to stop moving! it works better that way.
      (Person 3) The question may get asked as to why has that shadow got a bulge in the middle tho.
      * Just be glad she's not an elite, she would be able to dislocate her jaw, but with those teeth you would not want her to accidently bite.

      (Yes that right the convo went from a married women to relating said comments to halo, what do you expect from geeks?)

      OK the main random comment section starts here :

      * This is not marshmallow, this is food jizz!
      * Jump on the wanker wagon!
      * The only thing I have done consistently for 8 years is masturbate.
      * I used to think it was selective hearing, but I do hear cock a lot.
      * We used to sneak around the back a lot, and take them from behind.
      * Luke is over there, stroking the bush.
      (The Luke in question i think was Luke McKay)
      * (Person 1) Girls in bikinis, what's not the love!
      (Person 2) The Bikinis?
      * I got better things to do than play world of warcraft, I jerk off.
      * That's why he can't sleep , I'm next to him masterbating to his iPhone. It's annoying its a touch screen, have to clean it off.
      (I told you they were dirty, you were warned!)
      * (Person 1) Why are there so many masturbation comments around at the moment?
      (Person 2) Dude, its a geek convention, what do you expect?
      * Someone else is going to have to lick it for me.
      * Well i need to spend some money, how much do hookers charge! (Everybody starts laughing) That reminds me, can i borrow your phone?
      (OK the next one needs a bit of context, something started early on due to someone walking laps. They would reach the group, say checkpoint and get a hi five from someone in the group then start another lap, laps were not done after that but the checkpoint hi five idea stayed)
      * (Person 1) I was in the bathroom and he shouted "Checkpoint", so even though I was busy I hi fived him.
      (Person 2) So basically you Eiffel towered while holding your knobs?
      * One goes down easy!
      * (Person 1) It tastes like god's dick!
      (Person 2) A bit like mine!
      (Person 2) I don't mean my dick.
      * (Person 1) I'll be back (with room key), don't worry.
      (Person 1 after short pause) I'm totally fucking your pillow.
      (Person 2) Hey I'm not worried, you have to sleep with me.
      * Hey this may sound a bit weird, but just go down a little.
      * I want myself a McGangBang, lets go down to mcdonalds for a gangbang!
      (apparently a mcgangbang is a special burger made by combining mcdonalds burgers, with the chicken sandwiched in the middle)
      * (Person 1) Are you trying to date rape Luke?
      (Person 2, who had been supplying Luke with lots of drink) I want to butt love that guy.
      * I was told that no matter what, a girl should never talk with jizz in her mouth.
      (Again, I told you they were bad!)
      * (Person 1) Hey, you can invite a girl to blow stuff up, and she will come.
      (Person 2) I bet she will after a countdown! 5, 4 ........
      * For 4 years i was stoned from the early mornings to late at night, and i quit overnight! Now I am a drunk.
      * Have you got a dick-to-phone.... i mean a Dictaphone?
      (This was actually how they pronounced it!)
      * Can we make a decree now, when talking about male or female anatomy, we never use words from a biology book. It sounds too creepy, you may as well be having sex with rubber gloves on.
      * Its in my eyes, I've been staring at this guys dick for 2 minutes.
      * I'm gonna ruin that bitch, a spikey dildo or something.
      * (Person 1) Look he ate the whole thing!
      (Person 2) Mines bigger though
      (The comment below was made by one of 2 people that due to flight mixups were staying in someone else's room)
      * Hey mate you have to have that last one (a Jalapeno), we have to dominate his bathroom.
      * I think he said "ribbing" each other, not "rimming".

      OK folks that's it for part 1, now go read Random Things Said at RTX : Part 2 for the rest of them!

    • Back From RTX

      8 years ago

      Milky1985

      So have made it back alive from RTX! Just, not entirly sure how i am still standing when i think about how little sleep i have had over the last few days :P

      Had an amazing time over there in austin so thanks not only to the RT staff for running the event and joining us the fans in the fun (specially geoff and jack for joining in the pool party, even if they were dragged into it a bit :P ) but too all the cool people i met and to grady and co for running the sidequests.

      Roll on next year and another massive hit to my bank account!

      My after RTX contribution to the community (other than another avalance of photos) will hopefully be done tomorrow, a big list of "interesting" comments and overheard lines, some funny cause they are out of context, some just as wierd in context as well!

      Oh and one final thing to the person who was sitting next to me on my flight to london in seat 45D on AA flight 78 (i think the chances of them being on here are little to none but hey , name and shame), during takeoff don't start texting and instead TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING MOBILE.

      Maybe that should be the next RT t-shirt so we can just wear it on the plane :P

    • Hotel Room Numbers

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      Milky1985

      Ok so I guess people are going ot start turning up now for RTX and a few people like myself are already here. Thinking it might be worth putting up room numbers somewhere so people can see whos here and pop over and say hi and be polite! (If its not a good idea due to security etc shout now and i'll remove it :P)

      My room number is 659, don't be insulted if i don't answer the door, i'm a lazy git who sleeps a lot :P

      [EDIT] To the person below the doors have peepholes so a secret sign will do, am sure just saying "cockbite" will be enough to say your a RTX'er but might be insulting if you knock on the wrong door and the person doesn't know :P

      Post edited 5/25/11 10:43AM

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    • Hotel Room Numbers

      in Forums > Hotel Room Numbers | Follow this topic

      Milky1985

      Ok so I guess people are going ot start turning up now for RTX and a few people like myself are already here. Thinking it might be worth putting up room numbers somewhere so people can see whos here and pop over and say hi and be polite! (If its not a good idea due to security etc shout now and i'll remove it :P)

      My room number is 659, don't be insulted if i don't answer the door, i'm a lazy git who sleeps a lot :P

      [EDIT] To the person below the doors have peepholes so a secret sign will do, am sure just saying "cockbite" will be enough to say your a RTX'er but might be insulting if you knock on the wrong door and the person doesn't know :P

      Post edited 5/25/11 10:43AM

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    • Austin Costume Shops

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      Milky1985

      Hey Everyone, now i assume a few people know the austin area here so are there any costume shops we can all go to for zombie stuff? Will be useful for us vistors (not got time to order stuff in as i leave the UK tuesday morning)

      Can easily buy a cheap tshirt etc and tear it up for the basic costume (and my jeans are freyed enough as it is) but think even with a complextion built up by years of avoiding the sun and playing video games I still have too much life in my face to pass as a zombie :p

      On a side note as its zombies do you think we will see joels 6th death (this is a guess on the number , but its been a lot) during a RT short, this time at our hands? :P

      Post edited 5/20/11 4:09PM

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    • Austin Costume Shops

      in Forums > Austin Costume Shops | Follow this topic

      Milky1985

      Hey Everyone, now i assume a few people know the austin area here so are there any costume shops we can all go to for zombie stuff? Will be useful for us vistors (not got time to order stuff in as i leave the UK tuesday morning)

      Can easily buy a cheap tshirt etc and tear it up for the basic costume (and my jeans are freyed enough as it is) but think even with a complextion built up by years of avoiding the sun and playing video games I still have too much life in my face to pass as a zombie :p

      On a side note as its zombies do you think we will see joels 6th death (this is a guess on the number , but its been a lot) during a RT short, this time at our hands? :P

      Post edited 5/20/11 4:09PM

      13 replies

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