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    • Eep...

      10 years ago


      I got yahoo... So, like hit me up?!


    • Update!

      10 years ago


      Since people do update journals, Imma gonna do one!!

      Friday: Brett(gay ex) hunted down where I lived. OH MAH GAWD! So, he got me stoned for my first time. WOW! It was amazing. After that we just hung out all stoned. Got my paycheck. Got 6 Tilt(energy beer). Brett and I got drunk and then I walked to Sarah's house(without Brett) drunk and still stoned. HOLY SHIT, I ate so much too. I ate: cookies, ice cream, noodles, stuffed green peppers, salad, and candy. JEEZ!!

      Saturday: Eleesha comes over like around noon. We go to Lauren's house and talk to her awesome mum and hang for a bit. Then Eleesha and I hunted down Brett. We did a drug deal for more weed in the Phil's parking lot. Heh, so not suspicious, right?! After getting stoned and all that, Brett, Eleesha, and I took speed and acid. AMAZING! Brett left while Eleesha and I just decided to hunt down my ex and, get my baby pics back from when we dated. HA! Didn't work out too well, my ex was drunk. Oh, did I mention we got snow in the end of March!! OH OH!! Lauren pierced my lip for meh!! SHWEET!

      Sunday: Woke called my ex. Got baby pics back. Dropped off at Lauren's to find she isn't home. GAWD! Right about now I'm eating popcorn with Eleesha(she spent the night).

      JA! My lovely non-boring weekend! AWESOME!....

      IN THE WORDS OF ELEESHA: I can't find my sleeves....

    • Ja.

      10 years ago


      I found this on someone else's homepage and I'm bored.

      * Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
      * Turn to page 56.
      * Find the fifth sentence.
      * Post that sentence along with these instructions in a journal entry, and post your sentence in a comment here as well.
      * Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual.

      In Mexico, at the Teatro Colonial on Plaza Graibaldi, I'd been dazzled to see men fighting to tongue women's cunts, hoisting themselves out of their seats on stiff arms, after beating a buddy or some old lecher out of the way, to get at the ramp where the women paraded by in tiny shaft of light, choosing a face in the crowd and claiming it between their open thighs, while I sat off to the side on one of the wooden benches, dazed and frightened, trying to shrink back into the bench as the most primal and beautiful spectacle in the world unfolded before me, this communion of men in the female fleece, this youthful eagerness displayed by even the most elderly admirers: I drank them all in with my eyes, my heart pounding, practically disappearing under my seat for fear of being selected by one of the strippers, because for me to snuggle my muzzles into their bush would be to faint dead away out of this world and lose my head there forever, and the stripteaser heading toward me, daring me, coming steadily closer, pointing out my fright as something comical, to the laughter of the other young men, she was ready to squat down in front of my face, and grab my curly head(once again, I'm the only blond in sight) and abuse me until my lips part to pya homage to the gash and drink the thirst of the young men who've already quenched theirs, but in a flash the lights came on, the startled stripper shivered, collected a peignoir from a chair, and scurried off, while the ushers, blasting away on whistles as thought they were cracking whips, drove the audience out like animals-those panting or satiated young men whose passion had melted away in an instant like an optical illusion, a shadow play, in the light that showed them once again to by worn-out working stiffs in drab, ill-fitting suits, who'd hidden their wives away in an adjacent seat.

      GAWD! First book I found was, To The Friend Who Did Not Save My Life by Herve Guibert. Believe or not that is one big fucking sentence.... O.O

    • FUCK YOU!

      10 years ago


      Teehee, SURVEY TIME!!

      1. First thing you wash in the shower?(My favorite question on here. I mean jeez, who the hell would ask that?!) O.O... Do I have to tell joo?! FINE FINE!! * takes shower to find out * One word, Bewbs!

      2. What color is your favorite hoodie? My Tripp hoodie that is like fucking 2 or so years old now and kinda dead... (T_T)

      3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? HELL YA!!

      4.Do you plan outfits? Nu, not generally.

      5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Feh! That's right, FEH!!

      6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red? Well... I think it's a tie between my cappuccino cup thingy or the Sierra Mist bottle(Cranberry Splash).

      7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? WTF?! I do not for the life of me understand this goddamn question!!

      8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? (T_T) I left my fiance while hitch hiking through towns... Somehow I made it to LA without him... No matter how much I screamed or anything, no one would listen and help me... (T_T)

      9. Did you meet anybody new today? CHA! This creepy new cook guy at work. RAPIST!!

      10. What are you craving right now? Uh, sleep.

      11. Do you floss? Nu... >.>

      12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Pink.

      13. When was the last time you talked on aim? Me nu has this aim you speak of.

      14. Are you emotional? Nu, sorry, pretty flaccid!! HA!!

      15. Would you dance to the taco song? TACOS! Maybeh!!

      16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Never had too.

      17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Depends... Hot or cold day?

      18. Do you like your hair? For the most part.

      19. Do you like yourself? O.o... Well I wouldn't have sex with myself... Or a butterfly... Those are my limits, Man.

      20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Uh, I guess, If I count Grim.

      21. Do you like cottage cheese? Sure, as long as I have something with it. I don't like plain.

      22. What are you listening to right now? Mum's snoring!! >.<

      23. How many countries have you visited? Uh, none. Can't count my own country.

      24. Are your parents strict? Nupe.

      25. Would you go sky diving? Oh ya!
      26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Fuck ya!! I would so creep him the fuck out. Fun times fun times.

      27. Would you throw potatoes at him? Nu, I like to eat potatoes... But, I would regurgitate 'em on him.

      28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Nu, pretty damn dark in here.

      29. Have you ever been in a castle? Nah.

      30. Do you rent movies often? HA! I'm too poor for that.

      31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Depends what you mean by "math class". * wink *

      32. Have you made a prank phone call? Nah, too overrated.

      33. Do you own a gun? Nupe, not a gun person. More of a blade person.

      34. Can you count backwards from 74? Never attempted... * ponders *

      35. Who are you going to be with tonight? Uh, I don't think anyone... * sad face *

      36. Brown or white eggs? O.O LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERS?! MAH GAWD PEOPLE!!

      37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? NO SHIT!!

      38. Ever been on a train? Does subway count? Cuz then yes, in New York.

      39. Ever been in love? Yup.

      40. Do you have a cell-phone? Ja. Piece of shit.

      41. Are you forgiving? Not really.

      42. Do you use chap stick? Barely.

      43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? O.o... Sitting on his ass like usual. What else?

      44. Can you use chop sticks? I try. I really do.

      45. Ever have cream puffs? Yup, hate 'em.

      46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Ja.

      47. What was the last question you asked? If I should do this survey.

      48. What was the last CD you bought? HA! Waste of my money. So, that would be a never bought one in my life.

      49. Boys or girls? Boys right now. Me can't has fun with girls no more cuz the fiance. Plus, I am way too happy with my current relationship and hate to ruin it with some girl action.

      50. What is your bus number for school? O.o... Never paid attention enough to know that info.

      51. Is your hair curly? Wavy/curly...
      52. Last time you cried? Uh...Sadly, the day after my miscarriage.

      53. Ever walked into a wall? Plenty. Tho, I tend to walk more into door frames.

      54. Do looks matter? Barely.

      55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? Uh, what now?

      56. Have you ever slapped someone? Of course, I'm a fucking girl!!

      57. Favorite time of the year? Fall or summer.... Hate winter!!

      58. Favorite color? Grey/Gray.

      59. Are you sarcastic? A lot of the times... Oh wait... I'm thinking of smartass... Heh.

      60. Do you have any tattoos? Sadly, nu, not yet.

      61. The last person you held hands with? Fiance.

      62. Do you sleep with the TV on? Sometimes yes, helps me sleep.

      63. Where was your default picture taken at? Uh... No where...

      64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Of course. What kind of question is that?! Unless hippies are still around then everyone should have said yes to this stupid ass question.

      65. Do you like your life right now? Nu... I'm not very happy with where I am in life.

      66. How often do you talk on the phone? Barely ever.

      67. What is your favorite animal? Wolf, snake, and polar bears.

      68. What was the most recent thing you bought? With my own money? Uh...Cell phone mins, I believe.

      69. Do you have good vision? Decent.

      70. Can you hula hoop? Barely.

      71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Nu...

      72. Do you have a job? Yup, and boy, do I have it.

      73. Can you handle the truth? I prefer the truth over lies.

      74. What are you wearing? Girl boxers and a hoodie.

      75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yup...



      Apples and bananas in my soup! * sing song voice *

    • Dreams

      10 years ago


      I had really weird dream...

      It was me getting waken up by my cell going off. Someone was calling me by the name of Wire Hire. For some reason I knew the person yet didn't so I ignored 'em.

      I had that simple dream about at least 4 times during the night. After thinking of the reason over and over again of why. I come to the conclusion it has something to do with Green_knight. Not sure why but whenever I try to think of the dream I get a pic of my buddy the Green_knight.


    • :D

      10 years ago


      Imma dirteh lil' Wonton! EAT MEH!
      I promise I'll make like a lemon and squeeze in jur mouth! :D

      Tho, on a serious note...
      My fiance is fucking creepy and insane. Ya know... We were like cuddling and he was like stroking my leg... "Two days." He mumbles and I was like "What?!"... "It's been two days since you shaved." He said in like this matter of fact tone. All I could do was literally laugh my ass off. Cuz he was correct, it had been exactly two days. See y'all, you guys need someone like that in your life. Some that knows you that well and pays attention...

      Schism - Tool

    • Attention all friends!

      10 years ago


      Tomorrow is my b-day... It'll be my golden b-day in fact.
      SO, I expect some mother fucking awesome presents! Ya here me, bitches?! * glares *

      Nah, I'm just playing!

      All though I know a few gifts I'm gonna get this year. I don't understand why anyone can't just fucking surprise me or something... It is awesome getting a surprise gift.

      I HATE CAKE!!

    • Hey!

      10 years ago


      * whispers in manly voice * Hey... Guess what?!


      It's amazing... Utterly AMAZING!!

      Guess what it is?!


      * nibbles a cookie while "you" guess what it could be *

      Me will give ya a hint, k?


      Still don't get it? MAN YA STUPID!!

      Another hint

      Okay okay fine! I'll just tell ya! >.>


    • ¿QUE!!

      10 years ago


      What are you the lord and ruler of? Huh?

      Lemon squeezed in mah mouth! It was JUICY! * grins *

      Jur a tard covered in tarder sauce! Teehee sauce.


    • WARNING!

      10 years ago


      This may cause uncontrollable laughter, wetness in noticeable public areas, falling yellow coconuts, random sharp pains in the chest area, Fuzzy Lumpkins to take over your pubes, exploding shrooms, horny monkehs, mysterious ringing, talking walls, hysterical screaming, peanut butter chunky goodness with a hint of caramel, hysteria, mania, dementia, insanity to the extreme, blaring sounds or possible booming sounds from above, moaning coming for your pets ass, moving rainbow unicorns, Billie Joe raping you, attack of Brittany Spears, flying cheese fries, PGW, possible death of JediJesus, Disney Land growth, frozen lightening, hallucinogenic poupu fruit, oompaloompas dancing in your shower, exploding snowflakes, and lastly the magical green fairy may visit you.


      Sarah and I are on energy drinks... Seriously.

      ALL HAIL MIGHTY ENERGY BEVERAGES!! *bows moronically *

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