Mocitah

Female
from Texas

  • Activity

    • Long time, no see.

      8 years ago

      Mocitah

      Haven't been on much with life giving me a suckerpunch and hitting me with a fiberglass rod(one of those is true). Now hopefully I'll see Jack and Geoff do something productive in life.

    • i have returned, everyone.

      8 years ago

      Mocitah

      After a very long and frustrating life moment, I am finally back. Shower me with happiness and presents.

    • Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew.

      10 years ago

      Mocitah

      Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew.

      This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

      The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

      It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.

      However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

      At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

    • Somethings you should never ask.

      10 years ago

      Mocitah

      A little girl and her mother were spending a day together. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, how old are you?"

      The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older.

      The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

      Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

      The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then asked, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

      The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that makes me sad, and I don't want to talk about it now."

      Later while at a friend's house the little girl asks her girlfriend about her conversation with her mother. The girlfriend explains, "All you have to do is peek at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

      Later, the little girl and her mother are together when the little girl states, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

      The mother is very surprised, and asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

      The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

      "Where did you learn that?"

      The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."

    • Too Long.

      10 years ago

      Mocitah

      Been off waaaaay too long. Been getting games old and new these past few months and been wasting improving my life with them. Some of the games are: Left 4 Dead, Prince of Persia, Final Fantasy VII, FF VIII, Sonic and Knuckes, Call of Duty World at War, and alot of other stuff. i've probably gotten more games these last few months than the Rooster Teeth guys(I hear they don't have many). so, everyone who reads this keep the games fun(you ruin the games Burnie and Geoff if you're reading this).

    • Only 1

      11 years ago

      Mocitah

      1 question.
      1 chance.
      1 answer.
      That's all you get.

      You get to ask me 1 question.

      Any one question,
      No matter how crazy it is.
      ANY 1 question!!

      I promise to answer it truthfully.

      The catch is,
      you have to repost this
      and see what people ask you.
      So go for it.

    • bored

      11 years ago

      Mocitah

      sooooooo bored. give me some jokes or something.

    • Sorry for the late post.

      11 years ago

      Mocitah

      i've been busy with Super Smash Bros. Brawl and school work. and if anyone wants to be Brawl friends, my number is 0559-6520-6893. so hope you're ready to DIE Brawl!!!

    • 11 days to Super Smash Bros Brawl!!

      11 years ago

      Mocitah

      as the title says, i can't wait for this game!!!!

    • Best news guys,

      11 years ago

      Mocitah

      Turns out my computer wasn't dead. it just needed to be System Restored. so now i lost all of my pics and crap, so if any of ya'll would like to help, plz finds some funny pics and send them to me or tell me the link to it.

  • Comments (50)

    • Darth_Shadow

      10 years ago

      Where do you get those poketrend pictures? I'd like to have one on my profile.

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      I chose to shoot the wheel of the car so it swerves into the train, thus knocking it off course.

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      thats wrong the answer is E.

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      Considering the universe is infinite, yeah.

    • moogle10

      11 years ago

      hey im gonna add you on XBL im Magic Condor

    • MetalPcAngel

      11 years ago

      thanks

    • MetalPcAngel

      11 years ago

      done.

    • MetalPcAngel

      11 years ago

      done.

    • MetalPcAngel

      11 years ago

      can you nominate me plz, ^^
      just answer my poll or Comment
      thank you.^^

      heres the link^^

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2065234&page=2

    • Raysoflight

      11 years ago

      HEY

    • BLARG12

      11 years ago

      jup jup, Lucarion is awesome ^w^

    • 7sinsofpain

      11 years ago

      fine.

    • RNDM_ZR0

      11 years ago

      Go here!
      Look for numbers on the left hand side.

    • DarkMageJJ88

      11 years ago

      hi how u doin?

    • 0beta

      11 years ago

      gave him two black eyes

    • DarkMageJJ88

      11 years ago

      hey wats sup

    • sanjuro21

      11 years ago

      Warcraft 3

    • ChaseB

      11 years ago

      I've only played Brawl twice but my beginners luck is unbelivable so i think i could pawn you one or twice.*wink* just kiddin

    • WhenIDie7

      11 years ago

      I knows, I should.

      It was ridiculously hilarious when I first saw it, but now I'm kinda done with it.

      :-)

    • bunnyboo644

      11 years ago

      i like your picture

    • stuff_typed

      11 years ago

      Aw..ah well Thanks goodness! smiley6.gif
      ...
      Yeah...Im lame... smiley0.gif

    • stuff_typed

      11 years ago

      The computer or explosions?

    • stuff_typed

      11 years ago

      Are they closing in?
      If so....Id advise you toss your computer outside...fast.... smiley7.gif
      Preferably you can mail it to me...if youd like smiley0.gif ...lol...

    • stuff_typed

      11 years ago

      when i click on this, a refinery exploded near here. it was over in Big Springs when it went boom. so thanks for that, and BTW, no one was killed in the explosion.

      Really? Dang..better luck next time erm I erm thank goodness! smiley0.gif
      [/joke]
      But seriously it did..?

    • taysa9

      11 years ago

      are u any good at pokemon silver/gold/crystal?

    • ThWhiteRaven

      11 years ago

      good one!!!
      lol

    • mrcyder

      11 years ago

      whats up?

    • SXQXSEVENvgp

      11 years ago

      are you good at pokemon

    • jarjarbing

      11 years ago

      the zombie survival guide is good but does it say how to deal with the zombies from 28 weeks later

    • cameron10

      11 years ago

      hows life

    • mrcyder

      11 years ago

      hey whats up?

    • DustyArrow

      12 years ago

      damn it i hate lag, my bad

    • DustyArrow

      12 years ago

      wazzup

    • the_Force

      12 years ago

      well done of course, if their not cooked through and through they might rise again...like some sort of alien zombie
      (how well will the flame thrower work on the flood?)

    • RadAsCanBe

      12 years ago

      lol, ok

    • RadAsCanBe

      12 years ago

      hum, ic, sounds sooo exiting

      Post edited 8/03/07 12:33PM

    • RadAsCanBe

      12 years ago

      i have been pretty good, no i havent played it yet, me computer is havign a hard time runnign it, i will when i fix the system th


      how are you?

    • RadAsCanBe

      12 years ago

      Hey Whats up?

    • RadAsCanBe

      12 years ago

      im doing good, lol, and yea, i know i cant w8 for those games too

    • RadAsCanBe

      12 years ago

      Hey, Hows it goin?

    • randompizza

      12 years ago

      Nice gamer score. Remeber Gear's of War is good for so play on....

    • Marine101993

      12 years ago

      Yo. wassup? long time no talk. btw, can I send you an XBL friend request?

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      12 years ago

      To bad the alternate color for Umbreon in D/P is Blue. Red looks a hell of a lot better

    • steelbunny

      12 years ago

      30sx5w1.jpg

    • vblover221

      12 years ago

      check out my journal...

    • im_back_alan

      12 years ago

      hey sorry i haven't talked to you in a while smiley4.gif hows it going?

    • Riku_kun35

      12 years ago

      New-Year.jpg

    • tesiga2003

      12 years ago

      heres one for yas ^_^
      UmbreonTrainer.jpg

    • hev_72388

      12 years ago

      Umbreon is one of my fave....

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