Monkey_v2

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  • Activity

    • Um. Shit?

      9 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      Does anyone even get on here anymore?

    • Reconstruction 16

      10 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      Woah..................I was not expecting that


      EPIC WIN

    • The hell is the world coming to?

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080825/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bby_too_good_to_pitch_1


      and also the president of the league is supposed to be very well connected with the 3 time undefeated team who were going to lose their title

    • I really should

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      stop playing football.

      Before I permanently fuck up my knee. Ever since freshmen year since I first injured it never had time to fully heal because, well, Football is an all year round thing(believe it or not)

      So it gets hurt every once in awhile.

      But not like this, it hasn't been in this much pain since I first hurt it, so I'm getting X-Rays as soon as I can get an appointment, and with Labor Day that won't be very soon.

      So for now I'm benched, aka stuck watching my team tackle each other while I sit there in my crutches.



      And Friday is our first game too.........

    • GTFO FAY

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      GOD DAMN HURRICANE

      Though I've gotten yesterday, today, and tomorrow off from it, only problem is....

      WE CANT DO SHIT!

      They've closed off all the main roads from the flooding and my neighborhood is now a river.

      This is proof that God has a sense of humor, I asked for an extra week of summer and I got one, which is totally useless.....

    • I'm just not good enough for her.....

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      She at least gave me a happy last month of summer.


      Del Amitri-
      Tell her not to go
      I ain't holding on no more
      Tell her something in my mind
      freezes up from time to time

      Tell her not to cry
      I just got scared that's all
      Tell her I'll be by her side, all
      she has to do is call

      Tell her the chips are down
      I drank too much and shouted it aloud
      Tell her something in my heart
      Needs her more than even clowns need
      the laughter of the crowd

      Tell her what was wrong
      I sometimes think to much
      But say nothing at all
      And tell her from this high
      terrain, I am ready now to fall

      Tell her not to go
      I ain't holding on no more
      Tell her nothing if not this; all
      I want to do is kiss her

      Tell her something in my mind
      Freezes up from time to time.

    • Why So Serious?

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      Lets Put a Smile on that Face
      (Best. Freaking. Movie. Ever. Wonder what they're going to do with all of the Awards everyone knows Heath's going to get for it.)


      BLIND BOOKKEEPER
      A Mafia Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper, because a deaf bookkeeper can't hear anything he might have to testify about in court. The Godfather later finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.

      The Godfather's lawyer knows sign language, so they both pay the bookkeeper a little visit about the missing $10 million. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, asking where the money is.

      The bookkeeper signs back, and the lawyer translates, "He doesn't know what you're talking about."

      The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

      The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

      The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! It's in a brown briefcase buried by the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard!"

      The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"

      The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

    • Life ain't so bad I guess

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      no reason for me to keep moping, moving on smoothly. Though the new CAD comic did make me laugh about the irony. Those were the way Hannah started our conversation too. That phrase probably was pleasant at one point. :P
      www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php

    • Well that was a gut punch

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      So me and Hannah are over. Come home after a long day and she tells me that she needs to sort out her life and that I'm just a distraction.

      Sad thing is I have a weird paranoia, and was actually expecting this.

      and 17mins before our 2 month anniversary too. Had the entire night planned out. There goes 57 bucks.

    • AGH

      11 years ago

      Monkey_v2

      The first 9 months seem to fly by and you don't even notice, but the last week just kills you.

      HURRY UP SO I CAN BE AN UNCLE ALREADY

  • Comments (136)

    • Game_Nester

      8 years ago

      *Leaves a firebomb on your lawn and hightail's it.* Gladly!!

      Post edited 9/23/10 4:18PM

    • Shadow_Skarr

      10 years ago

      in response to your image comment

      so would i

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      He's an idiot troll, I hope you didn't expect anything more. This man just wants attention.

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      that counts as a present

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      yeah send everything boxed and jsut say it was from ANTX81

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      pfft dont give me that *eye burn* crap Jack and Alex are so cute!

    • 66610

      11 years ago

      Well rock me amadaous!
      How did you end up a cripple?

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      Hah just for that im going to call you a little hoe you playa!

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      You see I would if the link worked hoe.

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      .......Ohhh haha wow I can be stupid sometimes.

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      You have a myspace and you didn't tell me!
      =(

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      No i'm really dead.
      Pfft of course not.
      This site is just boring to me now.
      That's all.

    • 66610

      11 years ago

      Haha, thanks for the journal comment
      That movie is awesome, I may get it on pirate DVD soon. (Sshh, don't tell anyone ;)
      Your not far off saying my cat wants to kill me... Last night she jumped on my face and scratched me a few times. and she's scared of the hoover, bless her xD

    • Sonima Walking Crazy

      11 years ago

      Here's the sig you won!

      315bi0x.jpg

      Post edited 6/17/08 1:45PM

    • 66610

      11 years ago

      Haha, i can still mod one of your images
      But it doesnt affect karma
      Sucky!
      x

    • sargernator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      hi

    • sargernator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      thanks for accetping my freind request

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      Butthead of course ville is a guy.
      He's the lead singer of the band HIM.

    • inuyasha8794

      11 years ago

      OH GOD IM SCARED FOR MY LIFE

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      eh ok i guess

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      ehh true.

    • 3340

      11 years ago

      sup lol XD

    • TheForge

      11 years ago

      approved

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      hellz yah he was dressed as riku from kh2

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      Teehee yep it was very random!

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      You know that moneky is still there.

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      no never i wont let you they hate you and love me!

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      teehee thats my secret i might have 1 2 maybe ever 100,000,000,000,000,000,000

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      no! dont kill my monkey shes a nice monkey!

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      pfft dont go there hoe you dont know this but i knew that an paid him with a huge bananna cake and now he is under you bed!

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      You don't know this but i own a monkey who lives off of gummy bears names chives and he is your stalker!

    • Patwee

      11 years ago

      sup man

    • Engel12626

      11 years ago

      Lol, thanks for the link.

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      nah i dont like it very much yah i know its werid!

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      i know but i dont like my hair right now its so short T.T

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      yah you do. ^-^ teehee ill get ya one as soon as i can ok?

    • kairipassion

      11 years ago

      yah yah as soon as i get my lip ring done tomorrow ill TRY! the keyword here is try to get one ok? you are like the 3rd person to ask again for a new pic.

    • 66610

      11 years ago

      ust finished my exams todays.. thats abit it really that was stressing me out
      Odd o.o;

    • OlderTimes

      11 years ago

      Awwww, thanks for the comment. :3 It means alot to me. Anyway, now that I've gotten through the mushy stuff...

      Yeah I can live without a decent home team. I'm still very much with UNC, so it's all good. =P Oh...and I'll promise to try and keep updated as much as possible! K? k.

      <3 smooches

    • 66610

      11 years ago

      My birthdays the 13th march
      and i cant sleep, i keep having these panic attacks, it isn;t nice =[

    • 66610

      11 years ago

      I love picking on Hayley, she's so sweet and innocent bless her =]

    • 66610

      11 years ago

      Thx for the journal comment
      I don't mind a few Halo pics as long as it isn''t ALL Halo
      Some girl In england advertised a party at her house on MySpace, loads of people turned up, trashed the house and caused £20,000 Worth of damage!
      Yeah, cuppa means cup of tea it's a very british phrase >.<

    • Lost_W4rrior

      11 years ago

      Lol, dude you're a Grinch

    • Lost_W4rrior

      11 years ago

      LIES!

      omg I can't belive you just did that..
      how DARE you lie to meeee of all the people, lol!

    • Lost_W4rrior

      11 years ago

      That stuff is boring, foo'

    • Lost_W4rrior

      11 years ago

      Lolz
      tooooo latez
      raped duh brain u did!!!!!!!!!!

      lack of it u sh4ll findz moar ove

    • Lost_W4rrior

      11 years ago

      OHHHHHHHHH KAY

      Monkey_Version2

      LOL
      ;)

    • Lost_W4rrior

      11 years ago

      This is 'Stray_dog' and life does get boring, not much to do like there us to be

    • Stray_Dog

      11 years ago

      Yeahhhhh dude, I got like bored with everything I was doing so I decided to get on here

    • Stray_Dog

      11 years ago

      Long time no speak, dood!

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