Moose8106

Male
from Orland Park, IL

  • Activity

    • Rewind. De-Stress.

      4 years ago

      Moose8106

      At least that's what I keep telling myself. Haven't been doing well in that department, as of late. I really need to get better about relaxing and not stressing out over all the things.

      Must do. Will do. I'll find a way. Gahh.

      Now if you'll excuse me... I have a back catalog of roughly three to four weeks of AH content to catch up on.

      -Moose

    • 4 years ago

      Moose8106

      So. Driving stick shift is fun. Different than riding motorcycles... But fun once you get it down.

      The only manual car we have right now is a 2011 Subaru Impreza WRX STI. While others would kill me for saying this... It just isn't my type of car. I think I should make my next car stick, though...

      Fun times to be had, methinks.

    • My Thought Process

      5 years ago

      Moose8106

      Alright. I think I'm becoming increasingly antisocial (not in my digital life, only my stupid real life yay old RvB reference ).

      I'm at the gym... And after I work out, I usually sit in the hot tub for 10-15 minutes while chowing down on my protein bar. As I'm sitting there (with headphones in, mind you), someone I knew from several years ago walks across the pool area. I see him and this is my thought process:

      Brain: Okay. Don't make eye contact. He probably doesn't remember you. Just don't make eye contact... And he won't come over here.
      *five seconds pass*
      Brain: Alright. He's probably gone by now.

      NOPE. He's looking right at me. Please don't acknowledge me...

      Him: *Smiles and waves.*

      Me: *Smiles.*
      Brain: Okay. As long as he doesn't walk over... Fuck. He's walking over here. Okay... Just don't take your headphones out. He's sweaty. I'm sweaty... There's no way he'll want to shake hands. Please don't try and shake my hand. You're incredibly sweaty...

      Him: *Holds out hand and says something.*

      Brain: Fudge. Don't be an ass hole... Shake his hand
      Me: Does what brain says.

      I immediately ran my hands under the water as soon as he turned around. My consolation? At least he didn't try to talk to me.

      And now you all know... That I'm a terrible person!

      -Moose

    • 5 years ago

      Moose8106

      Noping the fuck out of this Sponsor Play right now... I'll watch it later... where there is light... and other witnesses.

    • This Guy

      5 years ago

      Moose8106

      Everyone wish this ass hole ( @RMSpear ) a happy moving day. Why is he an asshole, you may ask? He is moving back to Iowa for school. He has been doing this every Summer for the past three years. Then he stays there and we can't hangout until forever (A.K.A. Winter Break). What. A. Jerk.

    • Leaving on good terms

      5 years ago

      Moose8106

      Sup, guys? Alright here's the deal, Friday, I leave my internship. I loved it. I had a ton of fun, I learned a lot, and it actually changed my life(no longer an Accounting and Finance Major... hello, Computer Science)!

      Anyway, we are all close and all like to joke around a lot... so here's my question: what is the song that I walk out to and leave to on my last day (Friday)? Profanity is okay. I just want to find something ridiculously hilarious.... or just badass. That works, too. I'm having trouble figuring it out.

      HALP.

      Thanks, yo smiley13.gif

    • RTX Pics are up

      5 years ago

      Moose8106

      So. Posted some RTX pictures. Then, posted a picture of myself. Then realized I have too many. So I deleted some so people don't know how narcissistic I am. Then I told you all about the reason I deleted them. And now you know. And please don't hate me. Why am I still awake? Go the fuck to sleep, Moose

    • 5 years ago

      Moose8106
    • I did an RT Recap thing...

      5 years ago

      Moose8106

      I was excited... but @bGibbles and @jj had me say "Red Vs. Blue Season 12 Episode 8"... That came out two weeks ago. DAAAAMN!

      They owe me one for #RTX2015

      Also, @bGibbles said he'd trade names with me. What do you all think? I don't know if I should entertain this idea, or not.

    • That was fun!

      5 years ago

      Moose8106

      Now... To wait two hours for my flight back to Chicago. Say hi if you're at AUS airport!

  • Comments (29)

    • JDunlap The Dude

      6 years ago

      ENTERTAIN ME.

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        smiley8.gif

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Hahahahaha that was funny

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        Hold on, here she is.

        She+s+a+blow+up+doll+_4eafd1e61bf9787ba2

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Uhhh, I don't know. Let's ask her

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        IS IT?

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Is it, though?

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        ...



        That's what she said?

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Not sure why I wrote "That's"... I think I combined two phrases into one...

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        YEAHUP. That's those are the ones. Might I say, you offer excellent traction and grip, good sir.

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        Dunlop? Yeah...

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Wantchyo bad romaaaaance.

        Relevant: I just realized that your last name ALMOST matches my tires.

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        Love love love I want your love

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        UH. Ah. The pressure... Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah... Roma Roma ma... Gaga Oh la la

        #goodenough

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        You don't like your own comments? I mean, why allow us to if we shouldn't. smiley8.gif
        Quick, sing a Lady Gaga song.

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Ahhh. Okay. Perfectly acceptable. Was just checking.

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Close enough. But thinking of Lady Gaga makes me want to play Dance Central.

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        Yes. Yes I am.

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        I want your ugly, I want your disease?

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        Also, are you up-voting your own comments? Hahaha

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        I'm the disease... that's a song. I know it. It must be... or a lyric, or something...

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        I'm the disease, and Agent Smith is the cure.

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        ...you're a disease. I'm normal; I swear it!

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        You have penisia? That sounds like a disease. Maybe it is, and as a result you get two penisia.

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        No, no. They're overlapping each other. My penisia (scientific plural for penis that I didn't just make up) are on top of each other... just like everybody else's!

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        Why do you only have a penis?

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        A) If yours doesn't, you have a SERIOUS problem.

        B)... why is your window there?

        C) As long as you don't give me the shitty grape flavored ones... sure!

      • JDunlap The Dude

        6 years ago

        Oh, gross.

        Is it supposed to look like that?

        Why are you outside my window?

        Want some popsicles?

      • Moose8106

        6 years ago

        *pulls down pants* Alright, look out your window.

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