Mormegil

Male
from Laramie, WY

  • Activity

    • FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE....

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      I don't know if any of you have seen tis, if so no snotty comments, "just move along...there's nothing to see here. If not I laugherd my ass off and decided to share. My personal favorites are numbers 2, 5, 6, 8, 11, 12, 15, 22, and 23.

      1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
      2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
      3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
      4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
      5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
      6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
      7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
      8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
      9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
      10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
      11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
      12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
      13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
      14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.
      15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
      16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
      17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
      18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
      19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
      20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
      21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
      22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
      23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.
      24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
      25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
      26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

    • JUst so you know.....

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      Latin sucks. Well, I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I had taken it in a class instead of doing the whole self-taught internet thing. As it is I am apparently screwed. If anyone out there can actually speak the language and wouldn't mind 'editing' my completed tests before I turn them in I might love you forever and be your best friend and all those other good thins.

    • My son is freakin awesome....

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      Ok so here's the story. My son got some money from his grandfather to buy a toy. He decided to buy the nintendogs game for his nintendo ds. For those of you who don't know it's a game where you get pet dogs and actually train them and care for them. My son, opens the game, puts it in his ds, starts a new dog which is a boxer, and names him......briefs. Hejust makes me giggle.

    • Well hell.......

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      As much as I hate to disappoint my friends, you may be stuck with me a while longer after all. After a month's worth of testing the doctor has all the info either in his little hands, or on it's way to him. I should know on th 20th (my next appoinment) whether or not he cooses to do a heart cath. All the signs are that we won't have to. The dirty little tumor which killed my father seems to have passed me by. Not only that, but desite my weight, my lack of drinking and smoking seem to have left me with a particularly healthy heart.......what the hell is the fun in that?

    • Man, you guys crack me up......

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      I love my friends, both online and off. I celebrate the diversity of inanity you all represent. But sometimes.....

      "I know I was tired last night, but it wasn't until I woke up at 3 this morning, on the couch , with my dick in my hand that I realized how tired."

      Seriously guys, how sleep deprived do youhave to be to nod off in the middle of masturbating? And how warped to share it?

    • And now....then end is near....

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      So, two incredibly giggly little girls just showed up at the door too embarrased to ask me if Jordan could go out to play. As I closed the door behind them it occurred to me that my slide into insanity and old age had begun sooner then I was hoping it would.

    • They grow up so fast..........

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      So, has anyone seen the Bacardi and Col commercial set at Mardi Gras? You know, "Ashley isn't geting any beads!" Well that commercial just came on and jordan saw it for the first time. Let me just quote here......

      "Wow, now if only I had some scissors for those straps....."

      You know, some days being the dad is fun.

    • Damn I love Grey's anatomy........

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      "Can you get me anything? I have a boy about the size of a 10-pound bowling ball coming out of me. Can you get me a new vagina? I didn't think so.......go away now."

    • I think he is becoming obsessed.......

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      "Ebay?" - me

      "No, boo-bays!!" - jordan

      *sigh* I have raised......a boy.

    • Taxes suck......

      13 years ago

      Mormegil

      But I am actually done with mine already. I am really starting to love e-file and direct deposit. Should have my return back in 2-3 weeks.

  • About Me

  • Comments (48)

    • JohnLethal

      11 years ago

      So we don't come online anymore? I was banned again for awhile. You need to get back on so you can re friend me.

    • GigasViking

      12 years ago

      Cool you're into stargate (they used actual assyrian cuneiform in some episodes)! Speaking of that I've got an ancient language translator (english to 5000 year old cuneiform script) you might want to checkout in my journal. Effing sweet I think...and took forever to put together :)

    • Brittewater FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hahaha, your son is awesome!

    • RabidPossum

      13 years ago

      Oh my god. You're alive.

    • JohnLethal

      13 years ago

      my old account is back

    • Satarus

      13 years ago

      Yes, I do have a sister. And yes it is scary. smiley0.gif

    • CC_Master

      13 years ago

      Say Hi to the green dude for me!

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      RvB.roosterteeth.com the best place on earth!

    • Calicantzari

      13 years ago

      A liberal mormon?! +1 wtf! XD lmao!

      Thanks for the laugh

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      *chuckle* As opposed to Lefties like Soros and the Kennedy's d who continuously fight to keep the estate tax in place claiming that it levels the playing field. Even though they have already moved by far the bulk of their personal worth out of the country where it cannot be touched. How exactly does this level the playing field? Once again, you are far too eager to listen to bullshit and propoganda then to actually do research and use common sense.



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    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      hey thanx 4 the mod man

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      What's that supposed to mean?

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      I wish they weren't for that large of a percentage. Maybe 70 - 80 percent. That's good.

    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      Rofl, and I had almost forgotten that. In case you hadn't noticed however, most of them are wrinkly 95% of the time.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      Wrinkly Penis!!!

    • Zero_Beat

      14 years ago

      My hair is not that dark.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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      There we go....Zero Beat

    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      Give em hell babes.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      Hmmm, I should acquire a pic of Zero...

    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      A little bit, but she is having fun so it's all good.

    • Zero_Beat

      14 years ago

      RP is getting carried away with Paint...

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      Yeah, it actually is.

    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      Now that is truly disturbing.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      Now I just need to make somebody squeal like a pig, and I am all set.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      It took forever. You better appreciate it!

    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      Wow, that's not a completely scary pic or anything.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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      THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF MY PAINT SKILLS, BITCH!!

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      If I were to make laxatives, my slogan would be "Have a Shitty Day!"

    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      Ok, now -that's- one scary bitch.

      *shivers*

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      And this one...

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      There are no words to describe how horrific

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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      Okay, I got it right this time. This is a scary girl.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      No, that is a scary girl:

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      Wait a minute, that may not be a girl at all....

    • Mormegil

      14 years ago

      Such a scary girl....

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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      Take that! Bitch.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      I like watermelon.

    • urbanlegend

      14 years ago

      yes this is real she sent me the photo herself
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    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

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      I am stalking you!! Mwa ha ha ha!

    • beatific

      14 years ago

      i just wanted to drop a quick thank you for the lovely comment in my journal!
      it's much appreciated ; ]

    • Firedrayke

      14 years ago

      As Meatflavored mentioned ... what a totally cool username. I've always loved the tale of Túrin Turambar.

      Uh, that was it, really. Hehe. smiley1.gif

    • sjudrum

      14 years ago

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    • NOVAmonkey

      14 years ago

      @(^_^)@

    • Meatflavored

      14 years ago

      Has anyone mentioned your name?, thats Turin Turambar, son of Hurin, the blacksword of Nargothrand, right?

    • enchanter

      14 years ago

      thanks =P

      *gets hit with 'the club'*

    • Aleph

      14 years ago

      Finally someone who loves Syphon Filter!! The Agency, Syphon Filter, Gabe Logan, ahhh the memories. I hated Washington Park, going through the rain to find those bombs, and then having to cover the CBDC boys as they disarmed them.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      You seem really fun to hang out with, judging from your pictures.

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