Moslow

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    • A Tip Of The Hat

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      Here it is. My last journal entry on this little site called Red vs Blue.

      I joined this community on September 10, 2005. For those not up for math, that was over two years ago. I joined for the reason that most people did back then: to watch the original machinima series. It was also (and still is) a great community site, and was thus a great way for my high school friends and me to keep in touch outside of our busy school days. With those few simple motivations, I joined the site.

      Along the way, I've done many things and seen more disturbing cat girl pics then I've ever had an inkling to. I've posted forum threads, shared my hobby writings with you all, and started another project with help from a great friend, one that will continue to grow over the next few years.

      I've also surrendered 15 days, 23 hours, and 55 minutes of my life to this little "space for rent" slot called my RvB profile page. I've had some interesting images and contests, reached karma level 42, and most important of all, have made friends.

      I've been fortunate to befriend many fantastic people. A handful of them hardly ever talked to me, but the majority of my friends have been nothing short of amazing-tastic-ful. Before I berate them with kudos, out of my deep respect for them, here are their profile names as copied from my friends list:

      CMAssassin, munchy, WerWolf, Boot_Loops93, Twinki, drag00nhnter, krukx, BentTwig, TeamKillinFu, RyoChan, realdeal_55, hobbes0240, bluteam, ExSoldier, Twitchy_Boy, confuzzled, suicidal_sal, blackhawk417, miroku96, im_caboose, TheGodlyOne, DmanZ, sarge313301, SirGir, TheMarquis, ragedarkfire, polish, dhanger56, nasafreak87, blank_mind, cantimon, w00ty, seasponge, theoneinsafe, imadipshit, Majorphenger.

      I used to have over 50 friends at one point. That was a pathetic number: too many. Then, over the last eight months, this close contingent has kept me motivated, kept me laughing, and kept my coming back to check my user page every day (usually night). Hell, many of them have stayed on my list since my earliest days. And several of my newest friends have made me feel more welcome and elated then they can realize.

      To each and every one of you, from the deepest trenches of my being, THANK YOU!!!

      I now want to give extra special thanks to certain members. Firstly, to my high school chums: drag00nhnter, confuzzled, sarge313301, Twinki, BentTwig, and krukx. We've had some great memories, both on an certainly off this site. I hope you're ready for more of me, 'cause I'm not ready to give you guys up at all, lol. You'll be getting messages from me very soon. I love you so much. smiley0.gif

      Next, to my steadfast and always helpful friends: w00ty, blank_mind, nasafreak87, Merik, seasponge, and WerWolf. You folks have always been supportive of my journals and postings, and usually made me literally laugh my ass off on more occasions then I can count on my appendages. Thank you all for being so fun to get to know. Look for messages from me soon. smiley0.gif

      And lastly, thanks to my two closest new friends during the last eight months, DmanZ and bluteam.

      First to DmanZ. What can I say? You made my most recent dream come true: I now have a web comic site! You've taught me so much and withstood my pleas for website advice. And I've LOVED collaborating with your own web comic and am in no way done with our projects, man. Look for a message from me soon. You're a true friend, sir.

      bluteam, again I'm nearly speechless. You've been supportive of everything I've posted. You've made me have a new re-birthing of respect for anime, and to top it all off, your stories and posts always made me smile. Always. Don't give writing up -- you will go places. Try to keep writer's block at bay as best you can, friend. And you'll hear from me via messaging soon. Love ya, blu!

      I'll admit, I've certainly felt more emotional than I thought I would saying goodbye to you wonderful people. I only know each of you from your RvB accounts, but I also know you have kept my social sanity and my spirits up over these past interesting months (and in many of my friends' cases, years). You've been my E-Family, and I truly will miss talking with you all. Once again, a thousand time over and over, THANK YOU!!!

      So why am I leaving? Why now? It's no secret that I've been annoyed with what RT has not been telling its members about. Am I leaving because I'm no longer getting info? No. That's a minor annoyance that I hope will level out for the rest of you to enjoy down the line. I'm leaving because the time feels right. I hope that's not a cop-out answer, but after spending a literal half-month of my life on this website, having seen and done and stayed in touch with my old friends and new for so long, I'm running thin. I'm just, plain and simply, done with RvB. There is no simpler answer for me, I'm sorry, I just have the gut sensation that I need to stop now.

      Will I forget you all? Never.

      Will you see me again? Hopefully and with luck. I'll be on Xbox Live within a month or so. And if I decide to go down the FaceBook or (God help me) MySpace community lane, my user name will always be Moslow. If you see a Moslow somewhere on the Interwebs, it should more than likely be me. I'll also keep Faces alive during my college years, and with luck I'll have a roommate like DmanZ to get my site to the next level.

      I think I've said what needs to be said. I will officially log off on Tuesday night. I love you all. Do great things.

      Here's lookin' at you, kid.

      Moslow

    • The Penultimate

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      **UPDATE**
      New Faces is up.
      **UPDATE**

      Well folks, I've decided to end the contest a day earlier than originally planned. As you'll recall, I asked you folks to berate me with the worst, foulest, most cringe-worthy typed attacks you could. There were many close contenders, but the winner of my 42 Dirty, Dirty Mods Contest is...theoneinsafe!! Congrats! Here is his winning entry:

      YOu, my friend, are such a horrible, dirty, filthy pson, you touched helen keller in naughty places

      The more I thought about your entry, and how horrible of a person I would have be to do such a thing, the more dirty I felt. In the end, I couldn't clean that dirty image out of my head. Good job! I hope you can retrieve your mind from the gutter someday soon. smiley0.gif Oh, and I now have 45 mods, so you get them all.

      In the most random news imaginable, I have found my new Achille's heel of food: Key Lime Cheesecake. The best desert I've ever had. So unbelievably eatable, you have no idea. Do your mouth a favor and find some pronto.

      Faces will start a two-part story / joke this Thursday. I'm not sure how funny you all will think it is, but the anticipation of the punchline will hopefully pay off. Thanks again to my readers. smiley0.gif

      Now comes the potentially "That's a downer, bro," part of this post. I've called this journal entry "The Penultimate" because my next journal entry...will be my last journal entry on this site. I'm bidding a fond farewell to the RT community for reasons and motivations I'll describe in my next (last) entry. And trust me -- there will be no shortages of thank yous and well-wishes from me to you.

      Hope life is not being a bitch to any of you right now. Just go with the flow, friends.

      'Till next and last we meet,

      No regrets,
      Moslow

    • Things I'm Excited About

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      Commence List:

      1. South Park starts on March 12th! That show along with American Dad, Mythbusters, and House are the ONLY things I watch on TV these days. It'll be nice to have one of them back.

      2. My new job is going well. Very frantic, kind of loud (not great for a certain ear of mine), but the people have all been great. And employee meals on shifts. Bring on the meatballs!

      3. ALL my financial stuff for Champlain is in; now I play the waiting game until the end of March to see if they accepted my sorry hide.

      4. I'm FINALLY a member of the next-gen crowd!! I purchased an Xbox 360 today with my refund checks, along with Bioshock and Dead Rising. Happy times. smiley0.gif I was going to get a Wii, but of course Gamestop is back-ordered for months. I'll get it eventually. Until then, I'll be hopping online when my next paycheck comes with Halo 3. I've been easing away from gaming for almost a year now, so we'll see how I fare getting back on. Gaming is in my blood, I'll be fine.

      5. FUCKING. EASTER. CANDY!! Easter candy is by far the BEST candy that comes out yearly -- screw Halloween junk. Screw it royal. Easter's where it's at! And if you disagree, my buddy Babar will straighten your ass proper. Don't mess with Zombie Jesus' candy.

      Lots of fun, hectic, steps-in-the-right-direction things have made me excited this week. Anything you're excited about? Let me know.

      And my 42 Dirty, Dirty Mods contest is still going (check my last journal). Nothing so far has really hurt my feelings yet or made me cringe. Come on, people -- OFFEND ME!! Make me wish I had never read your entry!! You can do it, dickheads! (That's just an example...dickhead)

      So long and farewell for now, all!

      Running red lights on The Bunny Trail,
      Moslow

      **EDIT**
      Wow, that 360's disc drive is LOUD! I'm a little disappointed. Such a change after my quiet PS2. Oh wells.

    • 42 Dirty, Dirty Mods

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      Here's a funny potentially damaging mod contest for all involved.

      I'm not easily offended. It takes a lot to make me cringe or say, "OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWFUL!" It's just who I am. Which comes to the contest...

      To win 42 mod points, write the most offensive post you can think of. Directed at me. Anything you can think of. No pictures and no links. Just type the most appalling, disgusting, horrifying thing you can directed at me.

      The single entry that makes me cringe the most, angers me the most, or disgusts me the most will be declared the winner.

      The contest will end on March 6th.


      You can enter as many times as you want.

      Seriously, don't hold back people. Offend me. Offend my good, and you'll walk away with 42 dirty mods.

      What am I getting myself into?

      Don't hold back,
      Moslow

      Oh, and new Faces on Thursday. smiley1.gif

    • Large Update

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      Well, I'm ahead of schedule for once. smiley0.gif

      The new Faces is up. I'm pretty proud of this one -- it took me a while to think of a good acronym.

      I've also updated the layout of several pages, and finally put up some decent profile pics of the characters. Also around the site, on most of the main pages, I've put up what I'm calling "Faces Stamps." Just background negatives of Faces characters. I was getting sick of looking at nothing but black backgrounds, so these give them more personality. Let me know if any of the pages have trouble loading or load slower because of the stamps. Look for them in most of the main pages.

      Oh, and they wouldn't even exist if DmanZ hadn't pointed me in the right direction. Thanks bud!

      And I just got to level 42 karma. The Meaning of Life, folks!

      Have fun checking out the stamps and new comic! I have more mods now, so expect a mini contest soon.

      Thanks everyone!

      Not inbred,
      Moslow

      **POST UPDATE**

      This image popped into my head after I finished this journal, and I had to make it for it to get out of my mind's eye, lol.

      BEHOLD!! BABAR, LORD OF DARKNESS!!!!

      babardark.jpg

      Oh, and the debate is still going on. Join if you feel the same. smiley1.gif

    • Riddle-Dee-Dum!

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      **ALL RIDDLES HAVE BEEN SOLVED**

      So, about my last journal: let's just forget it ever happened, okay? I don't know what I was thinking... *shakes your hand for a secret pact*

      Happy Leap Year Day!!

      On to business. The reason my huge mod contest was a riddle one was inspired by The Dark Tower books by Stephen King. There are quite a few in the third book, and several in the fourth. Even though I don't have any mods at the moment, I thought it would be fun to have you guys guess a few of the good ones from the series (Don't worry. If you haven't read the books, these IN NO WAY reveal any of the plot).

      Have fun, and please don't use the Internet or Dark Tower fan sites to find the answers. These are not easy -- you really have to think about them. smiley0.gif

      #1)
      "We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?"


      DmanZ got #1! The answer is A, E, I, O, U.

      #2)
      "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?"

      Lungie
      got #2! The answer is A Human Being.

      #3)
      "This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long."

      drag00nhnter
      got #3! The answer is One's Breath.

      Have at it, folks! Thanks again.

      New Faces comic on Sunday, and Thursday's is up now.

      Taste the rainbow,
      Moslow

    • Palindrome Attack!!

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      **UPDATE**
      Faces #30 just went live. Feedback is much appreciated, and the new guy's bio is up on the "Characters" page. Thanks. smiley1.gif
      **UPDATE**

      2203022

      Radar.

      Mom

      Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.

      Madam, I'm Adam.

      Do geese see God?

      Murder for a jar of red rum.

      Never odd or even.

      Lion oil.

      No garden, one dragon.

      Senile felines.

      Slap a ham on Omaha, pals!

      To Idi Amin: I'm a idiot.

      Yo Bob, mug a gumbo boy!


      Do you have any favorite palindromes?

      Staying alive,
      Moslow

    • 100 Mods For Type Art

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      Quick contest for your folks.

      You know those number/symbol drawings that people post in profiles all over the Interwebs? The one's I call "Type Art?" I've seen many that people make with a middle finger, or Master Chief, etc.

      If you know how to make those images, the FIRST person to make one with my username (Moslow) will get 100 mods.

      Fair enough for all.

      Get crackin' mod whores / fond acquaintances.

      New comic Thursday.

      Angel Armpits,
      Moslow

    • Contest = Complete

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      **UPDATE**
      Wow. Thanks to everyone who reads Faces. Just saw that the site has 1,000 page views. Thank you so much for your input, support, and kind words. I hope to keep it up for quite a while. smiley1.gif *gives every Faces reader a non-gay bear hug*
      **UPDATE**

      Thanks to everyone who gave my first Mondo Mod Contest a go-around. Glad that some of my riddles weren't too easy, lol.

      The big winners, each walking away with 100 mods, were drag00nhnter and Lungie. Congrats!

      If you want to see what the riddles / guesses were, take a look at my previous journal.

      And Faces has been updated. I sort of messed up Philipo's eyes a bit (they're kind of buggy) but I'm allowed to goof up. It's only my hobbie for now. smiley1.gif Let me know what you think, por favor.

      As for more contests in the future, I think the next huge one will have less rules and be a little longer. I might also have some small mod mini contests soon, so stay sharp, peeps.

      And if you're sick of RT not giving its sponsoring and non-sponsoring members any new info on what they've really been doing the past half year, join the "Why Sponsor Now?" thread in the sponsor forum. Things could change for the better. smiley1.gif

      Hang in there, kitty!
      Moslow

    • Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That...

      11 years ago

      Moslow

      New Faces is up! This one is for Philipo fans.

      **UPDATE**
      Regarding my latest forum thread and main image: I'm not staging a coup here, people. I'm not saying to stop sponsoring this fantastic site. We just all deserve to be updated on RT's projects, those who pay them and their other hundreds of thousands of
      supportive members. Give us the time of day with your projects, guys. If you'd like to join the debate, click here.
      **UPDATE**

      "The time has come," The Walrus said,
      "To talk of many things."
      "Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax!"
      "Of cabbages and kings!"
      "And of Moslow's Mondo Mod Contest!"


      Yep. It's time! I've been graced with a generous amount of mods in the past few weeks, thanks to very generous people (you know who you are.). Thanks again. smiley0.gif

      I'd like to give them away! All 200 of them! To my friends!

      If you are clever, patient, and quick enough, YOU CAN NAB ALL 200 IN ONE GO!!

      I've made up four riddles. They are completely my own creation. In other words, you won't be able to find the answers to them in any book or online.

      Sucks, huh?

      Like a Hoover, right?

      Each riddle when answered right is worth 50 mods. Hence, if you guess all 4 right, you get 200 mods. Yayzor for you!

      Here be the RULES:

      0. Once someone guesses a riddle correctly, I will bar out that riddle from the journal. As well, I don't believe I shall give hints out, unless this contest goes on for a God-awful long time.

      1. If you decide to enter, you may only enter 2 ANSWERS FOR EACH RIDDLE! So, you can only guess for Riddle 1 twice, only guess for Riddle 2 twice, etc.

      2. YOU MUST GUESS ALL 4 (or the remaining number of) RIDDLES IN THE SAME POST using this format. So in total, you can have 2 LISTS that look like this:

      1. (your guess)
      2. " "
      3. " "
      4. " "


      In other words, it's an all or nothing bet. You can't only guess one or two riddles. If you're in, YOU MUST GUESS ALL 4!! And if you win only 1 or 2 of the guesses, you can still take your other guesses for the remaining ones in another list.

      3. You also CANNOT POST 2 GUESS LISTS IN THE SAME POST! Finish one list, then make another post for your second (and final) round of guesses.

      4. If I see ANY post giving hints in any way to other members, YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY NEG MODDED YOU DIRTY CHEATER!! Also disqualified.

      I think that's everything. Sorry for all the bolded font. I'm just not used to big contests, and I want to make sure the rules are crystal clear. smiley1.gif

      Without further babbling nonsense, here are your riddles. Have fun!

      1.
      With strides of metal and sometimes wood,
      I make you see what a giant could.


      drag00nhnter won #1! Answer was "stilts!"

      2.
      I am the hand that always wins.

      Lungie won #2! Answer was "a royal flush!"

      3.
      Now you see me; I am hope.
      Then you're hopeless; Now you don't!

      Here's the only clue I'll give for #3: Think optical illusions...
      I lied. Here's another clue for #3: Think a desert...

      Lungie won #3! Answer was "a mirage!"

      4.
      If I'm small, I can't hurt.
      If I'm white, no one knows.
      If I'm big, I always hurt.
      If I'm bad, everyone knows.


      drag00nhnter won #4! Answer was "a lie!"

      Best of luck,
      Moslow

  • About Me

  • Comments (484)

    • LungieII

      11 years ago

      I'm back!

      ...did NO ONE notice I was gone?

    • Merik

      11 years ago

      well cya, It was nice knowing you for the short period of time that i did.
      See you around some time.

    • confuzzled

      11 years ago

      so i thought that tuesday night was gonna be your last for logging on...?

    • SSVella FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Bye ='( i will still watch this it's been fun watching you, i don't watch many but yours has been interesting. Still gonna miss you. Hope you decide to come back. when the time is right =) buh bye.

    • BentTwig

      11 years ago

      I will miss you on this site. See you whenever. Also I watched that Beowulf video we did.

    • seasponge

      11 years ago

      Its a shame to see you go. I hope you have fun doing whatever you're going to do.

    • DmanZ

      11 years ago

      c ya. smiley2.gif

    • bluteam

      11 years ago

      see you and good luck! ^_^

    • blank_mind

      11 years ago

      We'll miss ye.

      As he below, myspace.com/thisisagoodname if that's your kinda thing.

      Peace.

    • WerWolf

      11 years ago

      As one of the few gentlemen and scholars left on this website, we are going to be sorely missing you, my friend.
      If you hit myspace: myspace.com/WolfeLord
      If you hit Facebook: Terril Justin Eyermann

    • krukx

      11 years ago

      CANT YOU SEE YOU ARE TEARING US APART *sob*yell*sob*

    • krukx

      11 years ago

      man moslow you can not leave if you do i will call you at odd hours and yell at your bitch ass for quitting. you know you dont have to sponsor you could just hang out with a certain blue lobster who saw where professor hid the box whose name might be krukx.



      KRUKX GRIEVING

      stage 1: no damnit you cant go you wont go not forever i wont believe it

      stage 2: god fucking damit moslow if you leave i swear that i will come to your house in the night and shove a broken rusty pipe up your vagina

      stage 3 i will give you mod points to not leave. or better yet i will negmod your profile that way you die in shame now we would not want that would we young samuri dushido is not in your favor on this one

      stage 4: AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHh i am so sad and crying and depressed.

      stage 5: i know that stage five is acceptance but i refuse to believe that you would completely give up something so great just like that. you are not the person i thought you were. smiley2.gif

    • DmanZ

      11 years ago

      ...thank you Olly

    • blank_mind

      11 years ago

      Yay, you got the reference!

      Portal = win.

    • WerWolf

      11 years ago

      Eh, it sounded good at the time.

    • DmanZ

      11 years ago

      lol.the image is writen in daedric. smiley8.gif
      ...a whole new level of need for me. lol

    • DmanZ

      11 years ago

      arg... double post. sorry


      Post edited 3/05/08 2:12PM

    • anubis5919

      11 years ago

      like my winning first journal post, or should I write more? smiley7.gif

    • confuzzled

      11 years ago

      ima gonna have you make me a sammich whenever i get back to bayfield

    • confuzzled

      11 years ago

      HAHAH!!! love the new faces...

    • confuzzled

      11 years ago

      thanks for always putting a smile on my face

    • Dok

      11 years ago

      i know i was last time

    • BentTwig

      11 years ago

      thanx for letting me get rid of a lot of mods. to bad nobody else entered.

    • DmanZ

      11 years ago

      looks sik. smiley0.gif

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      Yeah, Futurama kicks.

    • Magorphenger

      11 years ago

      I like the new avatar...

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      I know, that picture always makes me smile. smiley0.gif

    • bluteam

      11 years ago

      I thought that house was cool too, you can bring friends over and just chill.

      somewhat, only on the random story. as for the other story, not so well.

    • DmanZ

      11 years ago

      YAY =D
      thank you smiley0.gif

    • BentTwig

      11 years ago

      There is 25 for now.

    • BentTwig

      11 years ago

      On my right shoulder, but I dont know how big.

    • FadingLight

      11 years ago

      I still play the original Stuntman. The game was ridiculously hard but insanely rewarding. Ignition is even better.

    • nasafreak87

      11 years ago

      Just browsed through some of Faces. Pretty funny. I like the "new look" strips.

    • nasafreak87

      11 years ago

      Hey man! Yeah, I haven't been on in a bit. Been doing the social thing, well trying anyway. It's not so bad. Still playing video games and watching sci-fi, so I can keep my sanity lol. How's it going at your end?

    • WerWolf

      11 years ago

      Congrats on being No. 7 most modded!
      I know two famous VIPs! lol

    • krukx

      11 years ago

      i have one thing to say to this herpes-hotel, AIDS infested cock cowboy.................................................................. .............................................wow man like 30 posts or some number. that was quite the rant. unfortunatly i have a econ test in 30 mins so i have to get off RvB and go back to studying. seeya.... you animal raping mother fucking son of a bitch. you should give me a call this weekend i am going to randomly drive down there

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      Hooray for Moslow! I didn't get it in the first 2 guesses, so here's 25 mods back to you.

    • Dok

      11 years ago

      if you sign up for the site i will make a mod

    • Dok

      11 years ago

      you win the contest since no one else did shit

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      No one seems to know #3. Since you gave us a hint, do each of us who are competing get another guess?

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      Sweet, thanks! I said beer cuz hopless would be, well, without hops. As in beer. smiley8.gif

    • drag00nhnter

      11 years ago

      lol, yeah.

    • confuzzled

      11 years ago

      sorry this is so long in coming...

      thanks for the lunch and afternoon. i had a great time. we gotta have another day or something before you leave in the fall...

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      The very same to you. Now I'm gonna go abuse every perk I get from this star.

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      always nice to ask first. I'll choose a pic. smiley0.gif

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      YAAAAAAAY!!! STAR!!!!

    • bluteam

      11 years ago

      thanks for commenting on my story, but to tell you the truth is one of only 4 pages I have written >_< I'm still thinking on what to do with a few idea's I have.

    • drag00nhnter

      11 years ago

      yes no yes

    • bluteam

      11 years ago

      for my banner can you just put my name on it, that would be great.

      if your wondering who he is, his name is Abel and he's from the anime Trinity Blood.

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