MrHatnClogs

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from The Asshole of the Universe

  • Activity

    • Way the fuck over 9000

      8 years ago

      MrHatnClogs

      Finally got over 40,000 gamerscore the other day which just further proves that I have no life and am sooooo gonna die alone.

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    • 8 years ago

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    • yo.

      8 years ago

      MrHatnClogs

      im back,. sorta, at least im gonna try

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    • 9 years ago

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    • Burnout

      9 years ago

      MrHatnClogs

      Sorry bout not being on that much just had alot of stuff on my plate lately and it hasn't been a very pleasant part of my life (but i've had much worse). It may get better though because after over 2 years of being yelled at a treated like dirt i finally worked up the resolve to leave my girlfriend a few days ago....it may help me fell better but for now i just feel like a dick and hate myself a little more than I did before.....

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    • Back Stabbin' Betty

      9 years ago

      MrHatnClogs

      Song: Back Stabbin' Betty

      Artist: Cage The Elephant

      Album: Cage The Elephant


      Poor guy that man John Thomas
      His woman truly was a devil
      And she wasn’t all that honest
      She tore him down on every level

      You're a no good lazy motherfucker
      Gotta a shit job you worthless motherfucker
      You're a, a dead beat feel sorry for your mother
      If I had time I’d trade you for another

      He don’t like that
      He wants his life back
      He wants to go back home

      He tried so hard to please her
      He sold his soul to keep her happy
      But nothin’ he did impressed her
      She always left him feelin’ shitty

      This is it? no, this can’t be all you bought me
      Said I’m, I’m high class and this is where you brought me?
      Gonna strike low just like my mamma taught me
      You're a, a low life you're lucky that you got me

      He don’t like that
      He wants his life back
      He wants to go back home

      Down deep way down inside him
      The will to leave was growin’ stronger
      And he bit his tongue for so long
      He couldn’t hold back any longer

      You’re a two faced ruthless instigator
      You're a, a low down triflin’ Masquerader
      You're a, a cold bitch controllin’ conversator
      This is too much I'm out I’ll see you later

      She don’t like that
      But he got his life back
      No she don’t like that
      But he’s right back on track
      I said he went back home



      hmmm definitely no references to m real life situation in this song eh?


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    • 9 years ago

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    • The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey

      9 years ago

      MrHatnClogs

      Song: The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey

      Artist: The Bloodhound Gang

      Album: Hooray for Boobies


      [ten seconds of silence]


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    • Blame

      9 years ago

      MrHatnClogs

      Metro 2033 teaches us that even in the future Nazis can't shoot straight

      My girlfriend hates me and all my friends

      A male stripper will save us all (his name is Tom)


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    • Bitterness

      9 years ago

      MrHatnClogs

      So I finally got my hands on AvP last week and it's a pretty sweet game except that is broke as fuck mostly with the multiplayer it takes forever to find a match and if you do find one there's a 50% chance that it will just randomly drop the match before it begins although it seems the longer your on the easier it is to get in a decent game so if any of you have the game send me an invite n we can play (or at least try to). Other than that there's be plenty of shit going on not much of it good and im fairly certain none of you really wanna hear it anyways. That's all for now cya smiley0.gif

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  • Comments (5860)

    • Katerater Why Am I Here?

      7 years ago

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      Merry Christmas

    • Katerater Why Am I Here?

      8 years ago

      Happy Birthday! on multiple accounts lol

    • u2colin

      8 years ago

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    • u2colin

      8 years ago

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    • u2colin

      8 years ago

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    • u2colin

      8 years ago

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    • u2colin

      8 years ago

      Looks like Thaddeus is buying a PS3 from his sister in laws brother. So far, the reasons for this are A) MW2 has much smoother multiplayer and B) it would only be $150-200 for the console, 2 controllers and 5 games, which are CoD 4, WaW and MW2, RE5, and FIFA 09. He's not even getting a fucking PS3 exclusive!

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      Fast forward to 430 as soon as you can.

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      Happy birthday.

    • kairipassion

      9 years ago

      Yeah and stiches in the mouth don't feel to great either.

      Good news i get out of school.

    • starcom30273

      9 years ago

      Don't make me come up there.

      And what are these shenanigans \|/

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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      Post edited 4/29/10 10:19PM

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      Meh, neither did I. :/

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      Dark Coffee

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      The end = brilliantness.

    • Thechurch

      9 years ago

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    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • Thechurch

      9 years ago

      I don't really remember the details.
      Sombody said she was a hooker, stripper or that she was in a porn video or something like that and i shouted
      "I knew i knew you from somewhere" and she was all like: Angry face.

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      fgsfds

    • fire_rain

      9 years ago

      Hiii mr hat its been a long time!!!

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      Stupid work.

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      Tonight, I believe. smiley4.gif

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      W00t!

      $500?! Fuckin' reccession >_>

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      Would yoou? e.0...

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      BLARG!!!

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • starcom30273

      9 years ago

      It would be nice, but no.

    • TheForge

      9 years ago

      Say, would you be interested in joining my Gantz game?
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    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      The only questionable part is that they have Shepard twice.

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      My hero -> farm3.png

      It's time to mix the two as one.

      What do you do for work again?



      ........................................................NIGGATRICITY!!!!!!!


      HE/SHE STOLE NIGGATRICITY FROM ME. I DEMAND ROYALTIES/NUDES. UNLESS SHE'S FAT. THEN ROYALTIES WILL ONCE AGAIN BE ACCEPTABLE.

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      At least I'm not GAY. SOGIFJW0GFQ0ITJW2-RJ0-2UI9-923UT09JK2TRFFR.HJ,ER.H[;.3[Y;.3476/

      Take that.

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      Ain't it great?

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      You know what's amazing? I'm more upset about my 360 crapping out on me then I was when I got dumped.

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      I figured, that's because Canadians aren't ignorant.
      Americans just don't care.

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      *sigh* me too T_T
      Except I REALLY don't want to.
      Everytime I get my foot out the door I trip and fall backward inside.

      Canada's not having a reccession right?

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      I'd rather do that than be out in the open. You roommating?

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      Grocery store = Fail
      Night shift = Win

      What do you do there?

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      It's time to mix the two as one.

      What do you do for work again?



      ........................................................NIGGATRICITY!!!!!!!

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      Don't you mean, not bat enough?

      Decent! Nothing bad is happening, but sometimes bad is better than bland. :/

      Whatchu been up to?

    • Pimpminja

      9 years ago

      How goes it Laghin' Man?

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

      It's still funny.

    • u2colin

      9 years ago

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