MrTophatPIMP

Female
from Anywhere there's hay and horse shit

  • Activity

    • IM BAAAACCCCCKK

      11 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      Hahahahahahaahaha wow

      its been a while....

      So...how is everyone. My picture is SO old.

      And yes, i still have mr tophat OF COURSE, my bubby.

      It feels so akward being on here again. I didn't remember my username so i made a new one, but then i looked at someones page, and i was there friend, so i remember my username...awesome story I KNOW.

      So did anyone miss me?

      I bet like 2 people are gunna be like...hey.

    • Well...

      12 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      I think I'm done with this site. I never come on here anymore, so I'm taking it off my bookmarks because theres too many. I might come on just to check on everyone every once in a while....maybe? Probably not.

      So, I need to give away my mods. So who ever comments on here I'll just give them some mods. I have 161 of them...so yeah.

      My s/n is strandk2008 so IM if you wanna talk.

      SEE YA

    • So I see...

      12 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      No one is any longer interested in my cow tipping contest. :) How surprising

    • Cow Tipping...CONTEST

      12 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      So, who thinks they can tip a cow? And catch it on video?
      I don't think any of you can without using any type of equiment but your bare hands.

      Whoever shows me a video of them tipping a healthy cow over gets:
      ALL OF MY MODS(119)
      and possibly a picture of me naked because I believe it is impossible to tip a healthy cow over without the help of a car or drugs.
      and if you're a girl and you win this contest, I'll send you 40 boxes of oreos of your choice. plus my mods and such.

      There is not one video of someone successfully tipping a cow on Google.

      SO GO START YOUR ESCAPADES. I am looking forward to seeing your sorry attempts.

      And when it's all said and done, and no one has won this contest, I will give away mods to those who post the videos of their attempts. :) Good Luck everyone!

    • Labor day Weekend.

      13 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      Oh my God. I had so much fun. I went to my boyfriends farm out near Jefferson City. And you know how when you leave from vacations that you've had such a great time on, you get that queesy feeling because you don't want to leave. Yeah. That's how awesome it was and I was only there for 2 and a half days. Ahhh I really didn't want to leave. On Saturday we just kind of chilled, went riding (four wheelers, no horsies) and went to see a truck pull (which turned out to be the small tractor pull, like lawn mowers. Way to boring, so we just went back to the farm and chilled and drank and it was just fun. Sunday, got up, made breakfast, unloaded some dirt, and we riding again, this time, mud was involved.
      After getting all muddy we went swimming in the lake to clean off our clothes. That was fun. And yeah. We just did stupid shit all weekend. Here are some pictures.

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      Getting ready to go to the lake the first time (before we were dirty)

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      My boyfriend (TIM) doing some fun stuff that I am way too much of a weenie to do.

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      In the lake.

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      I love this picture!!

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      Later on in the day, they all eventually started getting stuck. Then I got stuck trying to pull them out. Heh, it all ended up good.

      So that was my excellent weekend!!

      How was everyone else's Labor Day???

    • CRAZY

      13 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      Well I definetely haven't updated in like 29872342986234 years, as some of you have seen I stopped in to say hi a couple days ago.

      School started a little while ago, and all my teachers have been loving handing out homework likes it's the only class we take. I dropped Spanish 4, and my teacher exploded on me when I told her I wanted to drop the class. I won't go into detail, I hope she dies.

      I've been extremely busy with Topper ever since school started. I had a show a couple weekends ago. It went pretty bad because we both hadn't jumped in 2 months due to my hand injury and mono. Yuck. We were in 3 classes, disqualified from the first, and jumped clear through the next two, but we were slow because Topper was terrified for some reason.

      We're in heavy training right now because in about a month, I have a stakes show, for a money prize for places 1-6. I've only been to 2 shows, and now I'm going to this HUGE one. I'm already extrmemely nervous for it. We're gunna try and do the 2'6 Jumpers the first day and then go into the 3'3 Jumpers the next. Ahh, big jumps. For me at least, Topper will jump anything.

      I'm going to my boyfriend's farm for Labor Day Weekend, I'm really excited for that. We're going muddin and riding ATVs and TRAMPOLINE TIME! WHOO. Also going fishing and swimming in the lake and I'm just excited!

      Here are some pictures from the show:
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      It was a long day. I needed sleep, but had no where. So the stall with the dogs did just fine. :)


      So how is everyone doing? Anything interesting happening lately? Labor Day weekend plans?

    • h

      13 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      hi.

    • Ahh, Where would I be...

      13 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      without my horse.

      I can't imagine my life without horses. What would I do all day? What would I day dream about during the long school hours? I'm extremely thankful for Topper, because he makes my life soo much easier, I can't even begin to explain it.

      I never cry in front of anyone (unless I'm in extreme pain). I've never been the one who will just flat out tell you what's wrong. You could ask me what's wrong, but my answer will always be nothing. What about Melissa? I tell her everything thats wrong, right? No. I can't. Tha't's just how I am. I always feel like I'm complaining, and that it won't make a difference if I tell someone if I'm sad, or angry, or just depressed or whatever. Things just seem to build up after a while, and out of no where, I just feel like I'm gunna explode.

      A couple days ago, my boyfriend was over and we were just laying on the couch watching a movie, and I was fine. I got up to get a drink, and all of a sudden, I was in the worst mood. I could not WAIT until my boyfriend left. Don't get me wrong, Tim is a great guy and I really like him. I knew I had to see my horse.

      Tim left, and I was out the door and speeding to the barn. I got there and right when I saw Topper, I just started bawling. For no reason. I cried on Topper's shoulder for like an hour. And he just stood there so patiently, I knew he understood that I felt like crap, because usually he acts a lot weirder and silly. I can let go of my whole life when I'm with that damned animal, he can read me like a book.

      Forget counselors and therapists, just gimme my horse and I'll make it through the day. If I don't have him, I'm more than likely gunna be a bitch.

      Basically, I just felt like I had to let you all know that I really love my horse...If you didn't already know that.

    • A little update.

      13 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      Not. I have a lot to say. I think.

      Well, the past couple weeks have been quite interesting. Lets see, where to start...


      We'll start with my hand. A couple weeks ago, I went out to a friends ranch where I ride for cash and such. They pulled a horse out for me to work. His name is Bullet, and I had ridden him before. A real sweet horse, and very quiet. I go to put the saddle on Bullet, and he kind of shies away from it at first, which I thought was very odd. So I get the saddle on, and chase him around the round pen for a while to get his kicks and giggles out. Then, I try to pu my foot up in the stirrup, and he shies away big time. So I asked the owner if she was sure this was Bullet, and she said "Of course, that's Bullet. He's just being funny." Well, she comes and holds the horse while I attempt to get on. I got my first foot in, and I start to sit down, but even before my butt touches the saddle, this horse takes off on this mad bucking rampage. I sat 7 bucks, but unfortunately, I started to come down as he was going up, so off I came. Right over his head. The worst place to fall because then you're in the direct path of a horse. So, I landed head first, then on my shoulder, then I crushed my hand underneath me. I felt fine, got up and turn to the owner and say, "That is not Bullet." And she goes, "Yeah, I figured that out when he started bucking."
      Well, the horse turned out to be Bullet's full brother, JR. They look just alike, except JR is 2 years younger, and had never been ridden before in his life. He had been saddled and such, but never sat on. So, because I landed on my hand, I have 4 hairline fractures, and significant soft tissue damage throughout my hand. I have to wear a brace for another month. Boogers.


      OK, next story.

      Last Tuesday, I started to get a sore throat. Both my parents had had sore throats, so I just assumed I was just gunna get what they had. But two days later, I was having difficulty swallowing a smoothie. It had hurt to swallow before, but it was incredibly painful now. So, we went to the Urgent Care center, and I was diagnosed with strep. They didn't test for it though, they just shoved a flashlight down my throat and put me on some drugs.
      The next day, I was escorted to the emergency room. It got to the point where I basically couldn't breath, and I definetely couldn't swallow. So, since it hurt so bad to breath, I started to hyperventilate. YAY! My whole body cramped up. I couldn't move my hands out of a fist. It was scary. So, they tryed to give me liquid tylonel to reduce the pain. What the hell? Tylonel? What the fuck is that gunna do? I couldn't even swallow the shit anyway. So, I was loaded on morphine. Ahhh, much better.
      Turns out I didn't have strep. I tested positive for mono. Great.

      Spent the night in the hospital, with morphine every 3 hours. Still couldn't swallow without enduring extreme pain, even with the morphine. I hadn't eaten anything for 3 1/2 days, so I was starving. I lost about 17 pounds because of not being able to eat, and I was so dehydrated (yes, I did have an IV). But, I went home on Saturday evening feeling MUCH better.
      Now, my throat doesn't hurt at all. Not one bit. I'm on steroids because my immune system went crazy, and so it needs a little help.
      I can't ride for a long time :( because mono makes your spleen fragile, and so if I were to fall off my big ol lard, it might pop, and I will die. So yeah.


      And I'm leaving today for Calgary, and Montana for 8 days. I'm looking forward to it, but I'll miss my horse, and my dog. But, the weather will be much nicer up there compared to here, in this gross, muggy, hot shit.

      That's all.

    • About the show!!!

      13 years ago

      MrTophatPIMP

      It was awesome!! Topper did absolutely fantastic! He couldn't have been better.
      This was my first show EVER and I've only been jumping for 2 weeks, and I got FIRST out of 5 in my first class YAY! and second in my second class out of five. I thought that was awesome. I was definetely prepared to get last, but I guess I was wrong!!

      Heres a couple pics. My mom took all the ones of us on course, thats why theyre so bad...She only got one of us actually over the jump...oh well.

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      I love that horse <3<3<3<3 Lots of love...

  • About Me

  • Comments (208)

    • TheAncient

      11 years ago

      finally another redneck on this place. Ha right now Im living in philly its a big change coming from a guy who was born and raised in a small town in georgia.

    • shadow89

      11 years ago

      i have been good. an you cutie

    • SunkistChick

      12 years ago

      You know I don't care about mods dear lol!

    • QuarantineV1

      12 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • caboosefan1

      12 years ago

      i hate it.

      its such a disadvantage.

    • 00pinkarmor

      12 years ago

      so you barrel race or rope or what?

    • caboos_rules

      12 years ago

      sponsorship auction in my journal

    • SunkistChick

      12 years ago

      Nevermind, I don't even remember anymore lol

    • SunkistChick

      12 years ago

      huh?

    • SunkistChick

      12 years ago

      Hur, when we go to Mexico ; ) haha hopefully.

    • SunkistChick

      13 years ago

      Yes I got the message haha, it made my night

    • SunkistChick

      13 years ago

      I should have. My mother was being extremely gay though.

      Funny thing is, I got about 2 hours of sleep despite it all haha

    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

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    • cowboy69er

      13 years ago

      its just goin i guess. nice to know some one cares.

    • DragonShade

      13 years ago

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    • 007agnt

      13 years ago

      OMFG!!!! i have not signrd on in like 50 BILLION years WOW my account still exists!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!

    • DragonShade

      13 years ago

      Happy Tuesday!

    • cowboy69er

      13 years ago

      wassup little lady ur just as pretty as ever.

    • SunkistChick

      13 years ago

      The bright colors threw me off haha it being a bridle makes it even better

    • bsilver

      13 years ago

      lol thanks

    • dude_stud

      13 years ago

      No lol. During summer all it is sun 24/7 (no lie)

    • paintsgrl

      13 years ago

      brindles are awesome... i just found out that im going to break my neighbors buckskin and white paint this summer, shes beautiful!!!

    • chuupathingy

      13 years ago

      w00t rodeo girl! thats what I need down where i'm at!

    • QuarantineV1

      13 years ago

      hey, could you please vote for me here? I'd appriciate it
      and, how are all of the pets doing?

    • jlove45

      13 years ago

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    • jlove45

      13 years ago

      lol, i got it off of funnyjunk.com

    • paintsgrl

      13 years ago

      thats horriable! i cant see how anyone would want to do that to a horse especially one as pretty as she is. it makes me so mad... i almost want to make them live like that and see how they feel!

    • jlove45

      13 years ago

      wanna see my horse?
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      Post edited 3/14/06 5:30PM

    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

      all right, turns out it wont let me edit it.

      so just uhh....
      forget i said that last comment too.
      actually, it would prolly just be better to ignore everything ive said tonight so far...

    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

      alright, then just forget i said that.

      COMPLETLY.
      in fact, im gonna go change it....

    • SunkistChick

      13 years ago

      I know! It makes me so sad. ;_; We really need to do something soon.

    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

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      YAY!!!
      im excited.

      i was supposed to get mine,
      but i failed my first time, and havent gotten to retry.

    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

      and to think we still havent met each other.

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    • QuarantineV1

      13 years ago

      smiley12.gif Happy Valentines Day!!!!!! smiley12.gif

    • SunkistChick

      13 years ago

      Oh I feel so uber special when you don't call me back. :D Just kidding babe, you know I love you. hehe.

    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

      i put a few up on her page comments just to bug her....
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    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

      YOU DO IT TOO????

      omg i think my mirror hypnotizes me or something. just looking at all the reflections of me, doing
      the EXACT same thing is just....magical.
      believe me, i know exactly what your talking about.

      btw, i found out that its really fun to sneak pictures of melissa with a camera phone, you should see some of them...

    • Horrhey

      13 years ago

      is the brown one sick?

    • Horrhey

      13 years ago

      are those all yours?

    • Horrhey

      13 years ago

      wow thats a lotta horse pics

    • QuarantineV1

      13 years ago

      i dont like spanish class either. My teacher is really young and knows like 20 words of spanish. its stupid. blah

      That was my Spanish 1 teacher in a nutshell

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      awesome, a half-yours horse is better than a none-yours horse right?

    • shadow89

      13 years ago

      Hey kaity thought i would just drop by an leave ya a comment haven;t talked in a while but missed ya. hope life is treating ya good. well ttyl smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif ya

      ~Seth

    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

      *high fives back

    • QuarantineV1

      13 years ago

      I would have wanted to put, "contains tracking device. DO NOT STEAL!" on my iPod

    • RitzyKrakka

      13 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

    • bsilver

      13 years ago

      happy bday smiley0.gif

      i guess you get double presents?

    • LOST687

      13 years ago

      hey just passing by cuz Neil asked (threatened smiley8.gif ) me to wish ya Happy 16th, so here goes! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Frito!

    • QuarantineV1

      13 years ago

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      not to mention, +45 for your super sweet 16

      Post edited 12/27/05 7:55AM

    • QuarantineV1

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas to you Kaity!!!!!
      you will get +5 from me. smiley0.gif

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