from Scottsdale, AZ

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    • nobody here

      13 years ago


      it seems i have more time by myself at my house everyday, and that sucks! i have nothing to do. its so boaring. the first line pretty much sums it up, but... uhh, i forgot what i was gonna say, ill fix it later. anyway i hope all of you have a less boaring day than i do. bye.

    • Damn im board

      13 years ago


      no explaining needed, title said it all.

    • Time for a new one.

      13 years ago


      ok ive been board so give me some hard questions to answer, like one you dont know the answer to, or do, dosent matter. i just like to figure things out.

    • leaving CA.

      13 years ago


      im going back tonight, we dident do that much but it was still fun, i have no idea why im writing this on here. anyway ill be back tomarrow, bye

    • Going to CA.

      13 years ago


      im driving to California to visit my dad for spring break, not much else to say, ill ad more later.

    • The odds

      13 years ago


      Odds that a person between the age of 18 and 29 does NOT read a newspaper regularly: 3 to 1

      Odds that an American adult does not want to live to age 120 under any circumstances: 3 to 2

      Odds of injury from fireworks: 19,556 to 1

      Odds of injury from shaving: 6,585 to 1

      Odds of injury from using a chain saw: 4,464 to 1

      Odds of injury from mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1

      Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 2,232 to 1

      Odds of drowning in a bathtub: 685,000 to 1

      Odds of being killed on a 5-mile bus trip: 500,000,000 to 1

      Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1

      Odds of being killed in any sort of non-transportation accident: 69 to 1

      Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1

      Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1

      Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1

      Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1

      Odds of being the victim of serious crime in your lifetime: 20 to 1

      Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1

      Odds of being considered possessed by Satan: 7,000 to 1

      Odds that a first marriage will survive without separation or divorce for 15 years: 1.3 to 1

      Odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1

      Odds of getting hemorrhoids: 25 to 1

      Odds of being born a twin in North America: 90 to 1

      Odds of being on plane with a drunken pilot: 117 to 1

      Odds of being audited by the IRS: 175 to 1

      Odds of having your identity stolen: 200 to 1

      Odds of dating a millionaire: 215 to 1

      Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1

      Odds of writing a New York Times best seller: 220 to 1

      Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 250 to 1

      Odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 563 to 1

      Odds of becoming a pro athlete: 22,000 to 1

      Odds of finding a four-leaf clover on first try: 10,000 to 1

      Odds of a person in the military winning the Medal of Honor: 11,000 to 1

      Odds of winning an Academy Award: 11,500 to 1

      Odds of striking it rich on Antiques Roadshow: 60,000 to 1

      Odds of getting a royal flush in poker on first five cards dealt: 649,740 to 1

      Odds of spotting a UFO today: 3,000,000 to 1

      Odds of becoming president: 10,000,000 to 1

      Odds of winning the California lottery: 13,000,000 to 1

      Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1

      Odds of a meteor landing on your house: 182,138,880,000,000 to 1

      Chance of an American home having at least one container of ice cream in the freezer: 9 in 10.

      Chance of dying from any kind of injury during the next year: 1 in 1,820

      Chance of dying from intentional self-harm: 1 in 9,380

      Chance of dying from an assault: 1 in 16,421

      Chance of dying from a car accident: 1 in 18,585

      Chance of dying from any kind of fall: 1 in 20,666

      Chance of dying from accidental drowning: 1 in 79,065

      Chance of dying from exposure to smoke, fire, and flames: 1 in 81,524

      Chance of dying in an explosion: 1 in 107,787

      Chance that Earth will experience a catastrophic collision with an asteroid in the next 100 years: 1 in 5,000

      Chance of dying in such a collision: 1 in 20,000

      Chance of dying from exposure to forces of nature (heat, cold, lightning, earthquake, flood): 1 in 225,107

      Chance of dying in an airplane accident: 1 in 354,319

      Chance of dying from choking on food: 1 in 370,035

      Chance of dying in a terrorist attack while visiting a foreign country: 1 in 650,000

      Chance of dying in a fireworks accident: 1 in 1,000,000

      Chance of dying from overexertion, travel or privation: 1 in 1,428,377

      Chance of dying from food poisoning: 1 in 3,000,000

      Chance of dying from legal execution: 1 in 3,441,325

      Chance of dying from contact with hot tap water: 1 in 5,005,564

      Chance of dying from parts falling off an airplane: 1 in 10,000,000

      Chance of dying from ignition or melting of nightwear: 1 in 30,589,556

      Chance of dying from being bitten by a dog: 1 in 700,000

      Chance of dying from contact with a venomous animal or plant: 1 in 3,441,325

      Chance of dying from being bitten or struck by mammals (other than dogs or humans): 1 in 4,235,477

      Chance of dying from a mountain lion attack in California: 1 in 32,000,000

      Chance of dying from a shark attack: 1 in 300,000,000

      Chance of having a stroke: 1 in 6

      Chance of dying from heart disease: 1 in 3

      Chance of getting arthritis: 1 in 7

      Chance of suffering from asthma or allergy diseases: 1 in 6

      Chance of getting the flu this year: 1 in 10

      Chance of developing schizophrenia: 1 in 00

      Chance of contracting the human version of mad cow disease: 1 in 40,000,000

      Chance of dying from SARS in the United States: 1 in 100,000,000

      Chance of American man developing cancer in his lifetime: 1 in 2

      Chance of an American woman developing cancer in her lifetime: 1 in 3

      Chance of getting prostate cancer: 1 in 6

      Chance of getting breast cancer: 1 in 9

      Chance of getting colon / rectal cancer: 1 in 26

      Chance of beating pancreatic or liver cancer: 1 in 9

      Chance of beating thyroid or testicular cancer: 9 in 10

      Things to do in an elavator:
      When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

      Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

      Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons.

      Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on.

      Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?"

      Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!"

      Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.

      When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."

      Enforce a group hug.

      Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?"

      Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go.

      Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

      Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


    • Walmart fun

      13 years ago


      Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

      Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

      Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?"

      Try on bras over top of your clothes.

      Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

      While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy"

      Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

      Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

      Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

      Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

      Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

      Put M&M's on layaway.

      Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

      Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

      Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

      Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

      When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

      Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

      Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

      Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

      While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are.

      Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

      Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

      Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

      In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

      Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me!! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

      When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

      Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

      Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

      Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

      Go into the dressing room and yell real loud "Hey, were out of toilet paper in here!"

      got this of another site its funny stuff. http://funny2.com/walmart.htm

    • insanity helpers

      13 years ago


      When someone asks you to do something, ask if they want that super-sized.

      Run one lap around the office at top speed.

      Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

      Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

      Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

      To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

      When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

      Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

      Walk sideways to the photocopier.

      While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

      Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

      Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

      Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

      Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

      At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

      Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on and off 10 times.

      For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

      Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

      After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

      While a co-worker is out, move their chair into the elevator.

      In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, PLEASE! All of you just shut up!".

      At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

      In a co-worker's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

      Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

      Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

      Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

      Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

      Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

      Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

      Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

      Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and donut, smash each donut with your fist.

      During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

      Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

      Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

      Play a tape of jungle sounds at work all day.

      Send this website to everyone in your address book, even if they have sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

      At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

      Page yourself over the intercom (don't disguise your voice).

      Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

      Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

      Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

      Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

      Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

      In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'.

      Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think".

      Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

      Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

      Don't use any punctuation.

      As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

      Ask people what sex they are.

      Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

      Sing along at the opera.

      Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

      Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite sex).

      Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

      Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

      Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

      Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".

      Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, 'Rock Hard'.

      When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week !!!"

      When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

      Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."

      Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here!"

    • Good luck/bad luck

      13 years ago


      i have no idea what to call this day, its good and bad. first i was late to school because my alarm diddent go off. second bad thing, sisce i diddent ride my bike to school i couldent ride it home, i had to walk. third and fourth unlucky thing, i forgot my ipod and cell phone so i had nothing to do while walking home. first good second and third good things, i had 2 substatutes and i wasent marked late. fourth good thing, i wached a movie in two classes.
      i guess its more good than bad but still it would of been so much better if i woke up on time.

    • The Chair

      13 years ago



      just walk
      away from these dreams
      and talk
      the pain what it seems
      angel of my revelation
      I don't really wanna let you
      away from these dreams

      you gotta turn it all over
      you gotta turn it all over
      all over again

      kick the chair right down under me
      leave me hanging alone in misery
      kick the chair right down under me
      leave me hanging alone in misery

      just walk
      away from these dreams
      and talk
      the pain what it means
      angel of my revelation
      I don't really want to hurt you
      so walk
      away from these dreams

      you gotta turn it all over
      you gotta turn it all over
      all over again

      kick the chair right down under me
      leave me hanging alone in misery
      kick the chair right down under me
      leave me hanging alone in misery

      misery has gone

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