Necrothrall

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from Lockerbie, Scotland, Uk

  • Activity

    • Happy New Year!

      7 years ago

      Necrothrall

      Happy New Year everybody!

      I hope you all have a good one.

    • Necrothrall's top 5 #1

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      I'd though I'd try something new. A top 5 of something with reasons for them. Today's top 5 is "Weapons I'd love to fight a duel with"

      1: Bastard Sword. Not the most inventive thing I could think of but I'm pretty good with one, so my chances of survival are increased somewhat.

      2: Inter continental nuclear balistic missiles. Why I.C.N.B.M's? Because it would be cool, stupidly over the top and would give me some of the best bragging rights out of anyone in hell.

      3: Flamethrowers. This would look cool. I probably wouldn't survive it but it would look fucking awesome.

      4: Shotguns. I saw this in a movie once, it was pretty funny.

      5: Mortal Kombat. We play mortal kombat and the winner litterally finishes the loser.

      so what are your top 5 weapons to fight a duel with?

    • don't you just love it...

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      ... when you were out drinking last night, had to get up at 6 for work, and the closest thing to a hang over you've got is a bit of flatulence and thats prpbably from the chilli con carne you had last night?

      The correct answer is yes.

      that is all

    • Girls Names

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      Ok first things first (obviously), this is not a rant about girls names, nor am I asking for sugestions for any unborn children, no I'm not expecting any, not right now anyway, that I know of... ok I'm single, if there is anyone pregnant out there with my unborn child then you've stolen my dna. Thats very naughty, and might actually be classed as sexual harassment or rape, unless you jabbed a huge fucking needle into my junk then thats assault...

      ok that ws a very weird and paranoid tangent I went on there. This entry (he he that's an inuendo) is about me naming all of my electronic appliencies with girls names. I do this so that if I every explode in a fit of rage I wont hit them... with a warhammer, because its not nice to hit girls. I try to come up with names that suite them. For example my computer is a Dell so I called it Dell-ialah, my camera is called Cameron (all though in scotland thats quite often a guy's name too, might have to change that), my mobile is a Nokia so its called Nora, my 360 is called Jean (no I'm not sure why). I'm thinking about naming the controller too, in case it flies at the wall with tremendous speed.

      Does anyone else do this or am i just weird? Ok I know I'm weird already so that would make me weirder.

      and in case your wondering if i ever have a daughter she's getting called Lucy, I don't know why, I just really like the name.

      and if I catch anyone trying to steal my sperm your in big trouble

    • Necrothrall's insane rant 49

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      Ok peeps the rant is back with its next installment, Necrothrall's top 10 pet hates. So there's going to be 10 minirants instead of one big one. Well in no perticular order

      1: People lying to me to spare my feelings.

      This one really eats at me. Yeah sure it can be seen as a noble thing to do, trying to protect me from the truth. The truth hurst, but so does telling someone a complete fucking lie to stop them from getting hurt. Once you find out that that person lied to you, it damages the trust you have with them, they almost become a lesser friend. Serriousky I'd rather some come clean to my face and show they're honest and trustworthy rather than having them bullshit me into thinking everything is ok.

      2: People asking me stupid questions.

      There are no stupid questions only stupid people. Not entirely true, but hey it works. We all hate this, and we all do it from time to time, and thats ok, but thats not I'm on about. Its the repeat offenders that really piss me off, namely super market check out people that really fuck me off. Especially with their number one stupid question of all time "would you like a bag?". Of course the answer is yes, why ask, just divvy the bloody things out. You watched me empty a basket of groceries onto the conveyor belt, you watched me put the basket in the wee basket rack, OF COURSE I WANT A FUCKING BAG!, do they think I'm going to walk out the store with it all balanced on my head? I'm sure I can't fit a 10 inch pizza in any of my pockets, just give me a fucking bag already.

      3: Another supermarket related hate. The self service checkout.

      Is this a money saving ploy? Only needing one person to monitor 8 check outs. Well it probably is. Do I like using them no. Its too much power. Too much can go wrong. What if I accidentally scan this item twice, what happens if it doesn't work. I'm buying alcohol so I still need someone to come and i.d. me. And why did it taake nearly two years for the self service checkouts in tesco Lockerbie to start accepting Scottish £20 notes. The fucking store is in Scotland.

      4: Milk tasting

      This is a work related thing. When testing milk we have to test every milk tanker and silo that comes in for antibiotics and chemical taint. The chemical taint is a taste test. Well once you've done 40 or so f those in a day your breath really starts to stink. Its so bad you can taste milky halitosis. But thats the worst of it, I don't even know why I'm on the taste pannel, milk gives me diarhea. My guts really hurt after a day of milk testing.

      5: Rapists

      I don't think I need to go into this one too much. They're the cowardly scum that can't take no for an answer. The shit of the world that seem to enjoy causing women (and in rarer cases men) intense emmotional trauma, which will last for the rest of their lives, just so they can get their jollies. I say hang the fucking lot of them.

      6: Ticks and other blood sucking parasites

      Its not the disgusting factor of these little bastards that I hate. Once you've removed 3 or so ticks form your own skin that goes away. its the audacity that they come allong stick a pointy thing through your skin, drink your blood, occasionally crap in the wound and pottentially give you a disease, without asking. Its my blood you can only have some if you fucking ask first.

      7: Large groups of slow moving people blocking corridors/pavements

      We all hate them. Now imagine this your in a rush and your trying to get somewhere within walking distance fast, you turn a corner and there they are. A group of slow moving people taking up the entire width of the pavement and wont get out of the way because they are too busy talking to each other to notice. now you can try and go round but the road next to you is very busy and your chances of becoming a statisic are high. You've tried asking politely so that leaves you with 2 options, slow down to an infuriating pace of barge through them, which pisses them off. I wish I could get away with the third option of take your frustration out on them, mmm bloody and satisfying.

      8: Necrons

      They just don't fucking die.

      9: People who take ages to text you back

      I recon this annoys everyone. Sure they might be busy, but if I need to know something I'd rather I got a reply the same day. Its common curtousy.

      10: The scouse accent

      This has to be the most grating accent on the planet. For those that don't know scousers are people from liverpool. But not everyone from liverpool has a scouse accent. The Beetles for example come from liverpool but do not have a scouse accent. Put simply the scouse accent makes my flesh crawl. google it if you don't believe me.

    • fucking ouch

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      I hurt my pinky today

      i was taking the bins out to the skip at work, and as I was throwing the first big heavy bag into it I hit the lip of the skip with the bag (it was full of autoclave waste before you ask), and of course the bin men that emptied it yesterday left the fucking wheel lock off. So the skip slides into the wall, knocking the lid down onto my pinky that was still in the way. I didn't notice it was there, I was preoccupied trying not to let a structurely weakened bin bag full of heavy lumps of melted plastic and sterilized biological sludge (it stinks trust me) from crashing into my knees. So I get a skip lid into the middle knuckle of my right pinky.

      The bastard tore my finger open in a nasty gash, right on the fucking knuckle. After it stopped bleeding (an hour and a half later I might add) I noticed there was blood under the skin too, go blunt trauma. Now I've got a big blue metal detectable plaster on it, making it hard for me to bend it. Not that I can bend it, hurts too much. And now the rest of my hand hurts now too.

      I'm telling you this you don't realize how much you use your pinky until you can't bend it.

    • Necrothrall's insane rant 48

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      That's right bitches its back and so am I, we all know why the few people at watch me watch me, so its time ot give the fans what the want. I'm to opinionated to keep my opinions to myself so here goes

      This rant is about sod's law. We all know what sod's law is and we all hate it. But what I want to know is why the fuck does it apply to me all the fucking time. Here's some examples

      1: today I've been tired all fucking day, I hurt my back yesterday and couldn't get to sleep last night. I digress, I've been tired all fucking day and now its approaching bed time I'm wide awake. Who law dictates so? That prick sod

      2: when I'm at work in my nice boiling hot, or sub-arctic (depending on whether the air con is on or not) lab. Its always fucking sunny when I'm at work and when I finish (or on my day off for that matter) fucking rain. Who's law to the rescue? Sod's

      3: I'm finishing off painting an army for a tournament and my fucking standard brush goes bald on the last few figures so I have to end up painting the last few with a fine detail brush (takes fucking forever). Who's law is it that states this will happen? Oh yeah is our old friend Sod.

      4: I'm going to a tournament, and I've got everything packed and ready and am waiting at the games workshop for the coach to ferry us away to victory (1out of 3 is a victory in my book and it was a doubles tournament in my defense), when Louis the manager pipes up "does everyone have everything they need?" and I'm thinking yeah I've got everything, oh wait, I've got a warp fire thrower, and a plague priest on a plague furnace, oh shit i didn't bring any templates. Who's law meant I spent the entire hour long bus ride trying to chew a set of blast templates out of their sprue? Fucking Sod.

      My point is if that bastard Sod hadn't come up with this law shit like this wouldn't have happened. I bet he was sitting there on day and went "what if there was some rule of nature that really inconvenienced peoples lives?" And then somehow managed to write a formula (yes there is one it was on Q.I) and integrate it into the fabric of the universe. So point is that we should hate this bastard, He's the reason why our lives are inconvenienced, what a fucking cock munch. If he were alive I'd say we should form the worlds largest lynch mob, and fucking televise it on every channel at the same time (with highlights on after 11pm). But unfortunately he's not and I hope he is being raped in the arse by a big fucking hairy demon with a cock the size of a telephone box and the worst b.o in the universe. I know when I'm die I'm gonna hell, and when I get there I'm going to ask for one request before they torture me for eternity, to go and kick the fucking shite out of Sod (and hopefully not stand in any demon spooge while I'm at it).

      I have a feeling sod's law will be the thing that kills me too.

    • not to be unfortunately

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      For those of you who still read these here's a bit of an update on the Andrea problem

      I kinda told here I liked her. Didn't go well. We decided it would be best if we remained friends. Which is great, because she's my best friend, and she's the only preson I feel like I can truely let my guard down and be myself. Although my guard is usually down when I right these, but I think its because I can't get hurt by text.

      There was a bit of paranoia on my part that I'd really fucked things up between us, but we talked that out too. And you know what I don't feel too bad. I'm a little sad, but ecstatic that we could remain friends. I gambled everything and could have lost it all but managed to keep my best friend.

      So were going back to being like we were last week, where we were happy and carefree for once. And I loved that. So as far as we're concerned the last few days didn't exist. You know really I think I just wanted to spend more time with her.

      *sigh* I never get the girl

    • my xbox live avatar

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      should I lose the hat?

    • warhammer

      8 years ago

      Necrothrall

      my warhammer that I ordered in august is dispatched, I'm so excited

      lots of zombies and coconuts are going to die

  • Comments (62)

    • Jonnykins

      11 years ago

      Hey, Its Gaunt from way back, just set up a new profile because i deleted my last one when i didn't come on here as much as i used to.

    • r0xx0rz

      11 years ago

      Oh sweet jesus

      You have seen Versus

      I loev you

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      Crispin Freeman has done alot of voices for some of my more favourite animes and games, such as Hector and Mathias (Dracula) from Castlevania, Itachi from Naruto, Tsume from Wolf's Rain, Rude in Final Fantasy: Advent children, Siegfried Schtauffen in Soul Calibur 3, Albel Nox from Star ocean 3, lol I can go on and on but I worship this guy.

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      I am, if you got MSN I can explain to you about it

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      I just found out that by the time the rest of my friends had left the union it had stopped raining, I am not amused.

    • Necrominion

      12 years ago

      scarily you got two questions right on the quiz

    • r0xx0rz

      12 years ago

      Haha, excellent advice.

    • project_jam

      12 years ago

      haha, i'm painting mine scorpion green (with gloss varnish)

      i love the models but hate the riders

      i'm just painting the army, might play them some time...

      JAM

    • prophanti

      12 years ago

      hey man wats up. if u want u should joiny the rvb legions of chaos on my profile

    • prophanti

      12 years ago

      hey man wats up?

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      Fine, the whole mini skirted school girl role play thing, well I like it, and it was fun cause sleeping with one of these girls (with consent) wont result in the police knocking on my door the next day.

      Also i read CTRL+ALT+DEL ive read them for over a year. So I understood the whole penguin thing.

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      There is nothing wrong with a bit of nostalgia, it was a brilliant laugh, you want an excuse ok attractive female university students, no getting sent home for wearing something inappropriate, hello mini-mini shirts and cleavage.

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      The scarlet fevers going well, im rash free and just finishing up the last of my prescription. Should be finished tomorrow night it would have been tonight but i was going out last night and thought it would be a bad idea to drink on penicilin.

    • Necrominion

      12 years ago

      or at least a few mod points at least

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      I had to go to the doctors about my hand, in other words my flat mates forced me to, just cause it was twice the size of my other hand and turning a rather charming shade of purple, what a bunch of girls!!!

      Anyway im in the doctors and she tells me its probably for the best i didnt connect as she thought I may have broken my hand in a couple of places, so after some fenagling with the a&e dept at ninewells, apparently after 3 days its neither an accident nor emergency, im sent trapsing up for an x-ray where i sat around for two hours just for the xray to show ive done no damage except for a slight chip on my pinkie which may or may not have occured in a previous incident.

      So rather pissed off at just wasting three hours of my life seeing doctors about my hand which I kept saying was fine except for the swelling and bruising, only for them to tell me my hand was fine except for the swelling and bruising, honestly 7 years in med school, and i figured it out in less than a fucking day.

      Well the good news is im getting some dexterity back in my hand it still hurts like a mother fucker when i try to make a fist, but i go home at the end of the month and intend on finishing what i never got a chance to finish before, i.e. this guy knocked out.

      Also because of arsing about in the freezinf cold going to the doctors, hospital etc i have now developed the worst sore throat ive ever had, ive stopped eating and only manage enough fluids to keep dehydration at bay, also ive taken to taking paracetamol in quite large doses just so i can get to sleep at night. (Large but safe doses)

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      You think i got badly beaten wednesday i was out on saturday night in Carlisle and threw a punch at this guy, he ducked out the way and i smashed my hand off a concrete wall now my entire hand has swollen and turned a funny colour, i can barely move my middle and ring finger and ive some how bruised my palm where my knuckes are. It might be a good job i didnt connect cause if i did im pretty sure he would have been knocked clean out ... nah fuck him he started it.

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      Well whats wrong with our flat well firstly its £380 a month, and i really cant afford to be spending that sort of money, its eating into my drinking money. Secondly its a 5 bedroom flat and one of our flatmates graduates in may and is going home to greece, and our other flatmate is the queen mother of bitches and so we dont want to live with her anymore. Thirdly it doesnt have a balcony, isnt as close to uni, wheras our new flat has a pub on the door step, and is a 2 minute crawl from the local kebab/pizza shop so that will be nice, on those bleary wednesday night walks home.

      As for my chest infection it appears to be converting into a full blown case of the flu, which is a bitch cause i went out last night and felt ok, granted this was after my 3rd pint of diesel in under 30 minutes. Not wanting to lose its healing benefits i decided it would be a good idea not to stop drinking, which i valently did, despite sadly losing an entire pint just after id bought it because some cunt shoulder barged me, also in a unrelated matter i also got elbowed in the throat, it was possibly by accident but if i ever see the lanky wanker again ill fucking end him!

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      Shit i wrote a comment last night, it was such a good comment as well clear concise and interesting, but thanks to my dodgy internet it was lost forever and im too ill to rewrite it so ill summarise,
      1. Im very ill, fucking chest infections, still it shall not prevent me going out tonight and getting poo faced, vodka cures all
      2. We were looking for a new flat, and have since found one, its lovely near uni and it has a balcony
      3. Uni sucks
      4.Ive still got a report to write for friday but all this ill crap has prevented me finishing it, but all ive got to do is draw a graph and answer some questions, so i should be able to fire that out in an hour tomorrow after my practical.
      5. Im going home for the weekend and my various plans
      6. Hope all is well blah blah polite chat blah blah
      7. and finally i asked u to get gary to write a new journal as ive used up my monthly nag credits getting him to get msn. Which he got and only a month after he originally said he would.

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      actually, I intend to have all the forces of chaos in one mega battle at my local GW sometime

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      Storing paints upside down double their life span eh? I'm going to have to give it a try.


      Thats what I was told would help from a golden demon winner.

    • Ironkatana

      12 years ago

      I'm deranged..

    • gaunt

      12 years ago

      You would be correct that picture is of the french guy from the hellsing manga.

    • WTF_Panda

      12 years ago

      Well at least you typed straight, for being drunk thats pretty good "mun"....sounds jamacian lol

      ne way thanks for the post and i hope you have a good Chrissy and NY too

      have fun

    • r0xx0rz

      12 years ago

      Can you do me a favour?

      run this page through a translator from french to english, then leave the translated thing in a comment (I can't get on translators at college)

      www.bastamag.org/journal/article.php3?id_article=145

    • r0xx0rz

      12 years ago

      You've written some of the funniest rants I've ever had the pleasure of reading, so I'm going to slip you a sly friend request and hope for the best

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      how the fuck did you manage to increase your karma level 4 points in less than a week

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      Joe Peacock

    • zaphod1986

      12 years ago

      Shit she had to be a fucking geordie didnt she bitch cost me a bottle of apple sourz left the academy 3 years ago and she still tortures me

    • Necrominion

      12 years ago

      Leave a comment in my latest journal to gain your mods

    • khaardun

      13 years ago

      the green stuff is modelled to be the pilots intestines lacing and warping into the armour

    • talljim

      13 years ago

      Adam? If completely screwed, i havent done enough revision for my exam and its at 9 tomorrow, what should i do? (Im assuming ou run some sort of agony uncle thing here)

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • Necrothrall

      13 years ago

      You want an insane rant you've got one. I've been busy of late thats why there haven't been any for a while.

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      February 4th. February 4th was the last time you had an insane rant, thats just too long, not that I really noticed but i've noticed now, because its 2am and despite getting up a 7am im not tired.
      Give me back my (your) insane rants.

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Happy Birthday Dude, your officially an adult, thats gotta suck.

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Ah fuck too much effort.

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Right thats enough stop fucking moving up levels. Or tell me how you do it.

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      no i only have 21 mod points. Im very generous with them and i dont have warhammer-ers to mod my coments on warhammery things, i just have my twisted sense of humour.

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      DAMN YOU

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      ok i need a win how many mod points do you have?

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      You go to hell, you go to hell and you die. You just couldnt let me have the karma thing could you. God i cant work a regular keyboard anymore, i'm used to my laptop

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Its university science departments.

      But it would be funny if they went to Lockerbie Academy chemistry department.
      Archie: "Eh High I'm Archie "Gollum" Burns; let me show you around..... well this is a bunsen burner, we use it for,..eh you know heating and burning stuff, that thing over there is a beaker, thats it really, as you see we're really at the forefront of chemistry here"

      *Mumbling off camera*

      Archie: "Pardon, what the fucks a colourometer, never heard of them"

      *More mumbling off camera*

      Archie: "What do you mean the physics department has one?"

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Im watching a show on science departments in britain, its on Aberdeen Chemistry Dept. What a shit-hole.

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Hey its the only victory i have

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      One points all that matters

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      You may have 4 hours and 50 minutes more time online than me but i have the higher karma, meaning i am a nicer, friendlier, more enlightend person than you. Fucker!!!

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Just for that friends jibe you made i'll will strike bad and hit you where it hurts.. your spelling. Just thought you might want to know its spelt accident not accedent. This i know as i too am accident prone light the time i tried to start a small bonfire and accidently took my eyebrows off, then the time me a bunsen burner and a beaker full of ethanol resulted in a very badly burnt pair of school trousers, a worse of all a blackened dishcloth

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      But all your friends are warhammer loopy, 3 is enough for me

    • Necrominion

      13 years ago

      Don't get me started on the existence of God....this is one of my a-level courses. I have a grade riding on that shit....and believe me, its a bitch

    • zaphod1986

      13 years ago

      Thats pretty much what i said in one of the forums
      I said " You can not prove that god exists, as proof denies faith and without faith there can be no god" Which i ripped off from the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy.
      Then some turd said "Thats one perspective, but surely not everybody requires that there not be proof for a god" which is jibberish near the end.

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