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      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      Join T.A.C.H. or Teenagers against cutting hair....

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    • HELP

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      I know this is Corny but I need other people's thoughts on this subject... There's this girl I like and have liked for 4 years... She's a year younger than me but she's FINE... Even my mother has been pressuring me to date her for 5 years... I think of her as a good friend and see her at all my sis's Volleyball Tournaments and a couple of her friends like me... So I'm no sure if i'm making a mistake by askin her out our not...I really don't want to ask and get turned down even though that's half the thing about asking people out. I would value opnions from both males and females thank you for your time...
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    • Scientists Priorities

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      What do you think the Priorities of scientists curing things should be???

      I think Cnaacer because that's what seems to be the reason to so many deaths... Yes U have kemo but hta is really bad for you... There are many other things but cancer just seems to happen suddenly to many people... Why are we wasting our time finding a cure for the common cold and other sicknesses that are curible... Why can't we get all the scientists to work on one thing and then once they find a cure they go onto another...

      Please state your opinion on this matter on which i am fuious... Please sate what u think and ur reason... Thanks

    • NEW VETTE

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      Today we went to the mall to get clothes and stuff and decided to stop by the corvette dealer. We asked if they had a 2003 Aniversury edition... And they had 2!!! It's hard enough just finding 1 but 2? That's crazy... We bought the one that had almost 18,000 miles on it... Which is also incredible... Also it was in almost perfect condition. So we bought it to add to our corvette family of 3. We also have the 40th aniversury edition as well. The license plate what will it say? "Broke x3" since we went broke the first time buying a vette, the second time and now!!!

      It was so cool. we supiresed my dad with it. We had the sales manager drive it to our house while he was home. He was so excited. Well i'll but pics on later...
      I can hear in now... "Me in a red corvette"

      Hell ya

      Bow Chicka Bow WOW

    • 1993

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

      Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

      It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

      You're a 90's kid if:

      You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

      You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...

      AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

      You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

      You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

      You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

      You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
      on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

      You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

      You remember reading "Goosebumps"

      You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

      You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

      If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

      When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.



      You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

      "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

      Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

      You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

      You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

      You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

      You remember watching Home Alone 1 and 2 and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

      You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

      You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

      You remember those Where's Waldo books.

      You remember eating Warheads.

      You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

      You remember Ring Pops.

      You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.


      If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

      When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.


      You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

      Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

      You played and/or collected "Pogs"

      You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

      . . . Furbies.

      Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

      You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

      And Windows 95 was the best.

      You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

      Michael Jordan was a king.

      Your Garbage Pail Kids Cards were taken by your mom.

      YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

      All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

      You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

      You collected those Beanie Babies.

      Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

      Carebears

      Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

      Lambchop's song never ended.

      The old dollar bills.

      Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

      You remember a time before the WB.

      You collected all the Troll dolls

      You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

      If you even know what an original walkman is.

      You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

      You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

      You know the Macarena by heart.

      "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

      You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

      You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

      You remember Highlight's magazine.

      You know the significance of the number 23.

      You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

      You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

      Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

      Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

      Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

      Before MIKE JONES . . .

      Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

      Before Spongebob . . .

      Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

      When light up sneakers were cool.


      When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

      When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

      When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

      When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

      When gameboy was a brick.

      You did MASH to figure out your future

      When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

      Magic cards

      Way back.

      Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

      Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

      Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

      or if you smiled at one of these things. . .

      Post with the year you were born in

    • 1993

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

      Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

      It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

      You're a 90's kid if:

      You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]

      You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...

      AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

      You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

      You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

      You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

      You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
      on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

      You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

      You remember reading "Goosebumps"

      You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

      You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

      If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

      When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.



      You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

      "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

      Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

      You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

      You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

      You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

      You remember watching Home Alone 1 and 2 and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

      You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

      You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

      You remember those Where's Waldo books.

      You remember eating Warheads.

      You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

      You remember Ring Pops.

      You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.


      If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

      When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.


      You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

      Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

      You played and/or collected "Pogs"

      You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

      . . . Furbies.

      Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

      You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

      And Windows 95 was the best.

      You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

      Michael Jordan was a king.

      Your Garbage Pail Kids Cards were taken by your mom.

      YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

      All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

      You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

      You collected those Beanie Babies.

      Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

      Carebears

      Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

      Lambchop's song never ended.

      The old dollar bills.

      Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

      You remember a time before the WB.

      You collected all the Troll dolls

      You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

      If you even know what an original walkman is.

      You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

      You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

      You know the Macarena by heart.

      "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

      You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

      You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

      You remember Highlight's magazine.

      You know the significance of the number 23.

      You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

      You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

      Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

      Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

      Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

      Before MIKE JONES . . .

      Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

      Before Spongebob . . .

      Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

      When light up sneakers were cool.


      When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

      When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

      When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

      When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

      When gameboy was a brick.

      You did MASH to figure out your future

      When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

      Magic cards

      Way back.

      Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

      Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

      Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

      or if you smiled at one of these things. . .

      Post with the year you were born in

    • CSAPS

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      CSAPS ARE THIS WEEK... Run and Hide... RUN AND HIDE!!!!!!!!!

      In Other News Track Starts this week... YAY!!!!!!!

    • Party

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      Today is my friends B-Day and there's 8 of us at it his hows playing halo, guitar Hero, playing guitar,listening to music and messing on the computer... It's fun... This week I missed to days of school due to strep... It wasn't worth it but it still felt like a normal week... What ever...

      KEEPON FRAGGING TRUCKS First 2 people to tell me where thats from get a mod point... If I have them

    • Girls

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      I know it may be crazy but i'm ready to give it all up on girls got heart broken 4 times in a row. and i didn't do anything wrong!!!!!!

    • This Is TOO True

      12 years ago

      NegativeNine

      How true this is

      Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

      1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

      2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

      ++++++++++++++++++++++

      Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

      1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

      2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

      Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

      1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

      2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

      Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

      1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

      2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

      Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

      1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

      2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

      +++++++++++++++++++++++++

      Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

      1956 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.

      2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++

      Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

      1956: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

      2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by the state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

      +++++++++++++++++++++

      Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

      1956 - Ants die.

      2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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      Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

      1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

      2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.

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      Is something wrong here????

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