NewLaw

Male
from Pt Lincoln South Australia

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    • YAY!!!!!

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      the community studies project is nearly finished
      since we've done the brick laying (hardest part was moving the bricks, eg carting 4 times my body weight on a metal trolly, that was the last load when they others were busy)
      anyway all we have to do now is put a metal lining along the back
      then add a bit of soil and manure then do some presentation then we're done YAY!

      but then its onto another project easier though, building furniture YAY!! (i'm good at it, and its kinda fun)

    • qoutes :D

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.

      * Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

      * Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

      * Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

      * Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

      * I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

      * Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir

      * Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

      * When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

      * Work is the curse of the drinking class.

      * I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.

      * There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.

      * Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

      * It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

      * He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

      * I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

      * I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

      * Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.

      * I worship the ground that awaits you.

      * I wish you were a beer.

      * Love means telling you why you're sorry.

      * Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

      * I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

      * Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

      * The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

      * You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

      * The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton

      * Nuke the whales

      * We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

      * I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.

      * When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West

      * It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.

      * I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers

      * I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

      * I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

      * I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

      * It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

    • my quiz, 4 special people (the good way)

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      mmk since i've stolen someone else's quiz before, i've decided to make one myself (which you can also steal from me). ok since some of these questions might be a bit private to some people you can send me a message or e-mail me *newlawson@hotmail.com* (but since i want a bit higher karma level could you leave a comment in this, just to say how you did it and how great i am for giving you the opportunity to steal it :D)

      now for the rules copy the questions into an e-mail or message. then to answer them you put a Y for yes and an N for no, M for maybe but i'm not going to tell you because i want you to obsese over my answer therefor driving you insane HAHA. after the question.
      also if you want to add a bit of a comment after your Y,N or M go ahead, it'll be fun :)

      do you think i'm:
      cool:
      weird:
      funny:
      a N00B(i'll kill you if you say yes):
      romantic:
      good friend:
      smart:
      hot (XD yeah right):
      a nerd:
      strong:
      loyal:
      evil(in the actual way):
      interesting:
      boring:
      backstabbing:
      helpful:
      wise:

      do you think my life is:
      boring:
      interesting:
      depressing:
      relaxed:
      hard:
      complicated:
      simple:

      would YOU want to:
      meet me:
      fight me:
      kiss me:
      date me:
      stalk me(lol jokes.... hope no one says yes):
      travel with me:
      have sex with me (-_- no jokes guys):
      be friends with me:

      do YOU think that I think you're:
      cool:
      weird:
      funny:
      a N00B:
      romantic:
      good friend:
      smart:
      hot:
      a nerd:
      strong:
      loyal:
      evil(in the actual way):
      interesting:
      boring:
      backstabbing:
      helpful:
      wise:

      well thats about all i can be bothered putting up right now (i just had school, i need time to recover from my daily brainwashing........... i mean great education thats going to be put to great use in my future career choice.......... >_>looks at australian studies project)

    • quiz........

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      in my next journal....... i just havn't made it yet...... i'm lazy

    • excercise is important

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      yes! now that i am fully recovered from atleast 2 months of on off sickness i can finally excercise properly :)
      (after the hard part of geting back to normal i added to the load)
      this is my new excercise regime which is done any where between 2-4 times a week:
      100 push-ups (still needs improvement as i have to break up the 100 into 50, rest, 25, rest, 25)
      250 sit-ups
      100 push-ups
      250 sit-ups
      weights (30 min roughly)
      250 sit-ups
      100 push-ups
      250 sit-ups
      10 km (6 miles i think) excercise bike *occasionally switched with 5 KM run*
      rest
      weights
      finish

      if you're wondering why i've put this up its just to state that i do more than sit at a computer screen most of the day.

    • hrm i'm back....

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      well after a week of not having the internet i am now able to share all the events that happened since then...................................................
      now that those are out of the way i can tell you why i havn't had the internet for so long
      ok so last thursday dad had to go to the city to get his pc repaired (only one hooked up to the net) so that wasn't such a problem he'd be back in 2 days, well yes but he decided he'd cleean his office before reconecting it, being that it is one of the messiest places in the house it took him 2 days to do that, the next day being today he put it back on, BUT as soon as i got home from school i decided to go on at about 6, being that our dog is a retard he decided he absolutly must explore underneath the house and tangled himself up around the phone cable......... no surprise in guessing who the only person around capable of fitting underneath our house is, yes me so after spending an hour or so under the house untangling an idiot dog i discover that he had severed the cable in his own escape attempt. now finally i had a bit of luck that my dad is quite handy with this sorta stuff so i'm back YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • know me

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME:

      1. I hate liars
      2. I hate guys that cheat on their GF’s
      3. I like talking to people
      4. I’m good at arguing
      5. I contemplate ALL THE TIME so I’m very opinionated
      6. Try most things at least once
      7. I’m very protective of people I care for
      8. My personality alignment is chaotic neutral
      9. I like to compliment people (I always mean it otherwise I wouldn’t say it)
      10. I like to help people with there problems

      NINE WAYS TO WIN MY HEART:

      1. Compliment me
      2. Share interests
      3. Be open-minded
      4. Tell me your opinion and ask for mine
      5. Be adventurous
      6. Look good (lets face it guys like beautiful girls)
      7. Talk to me
      8. Don’t stereotype people
      9. Accept stuff from me


      EIGHT THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:

      1. Travel the world with friend/s
      2. Learn martial arts
      3. Take part in the Kendo world championships
      4. Own my favourite 5 cars (Porsche 959, 69 Camaro SS, Ford GT40, dodge viper GTS/ ACR, Porsche Carrera GT)
      5. Own my own business
      6. Have kids
      7. Write and design a game for a game console
      8. own a large sword collection

      SEVEN WAYS TO ANNOY ME:

      1. Remind me how crap my life is right now
      2. Call me gay
      3. Try to lay some religious beliefs on me (I’ll only destroy your credibility)
      4. Put down my mates
      5. Say Sephiroth and cCoud were gay lovers
      6. Pick on people for no real reason except for being what they are (eg, gay people, women, men, different races) but I might make an exception to religious people (mainly Christian, Islam)
      7. not be a PANWURHGA supporter (check my images and understand)

      SIX THINGS THAT I BELIEVE IN:

      1. Love
      2. Freedom
      3. Honour
      4. Opinions
      5. Good, Neutral and Evil
      6. The only reason to fight is defence of something (revenge doesn’t count, but the chance should never be missed)

      FIVE THINGS I'M AFRAID OF:

      1. Losing any useful body part (limbs, organs etc)
      2. Being in a nursing home when really old
      3. Creepy people
      4. Being unable to stop something happening to a loved one
      5. Stalkers

      FOUR FAVORITE ITEMS IN MY ROOM:

      1. XBOX
      2. PC
      3. Bed
      4. Coffee table I made (its pretty good)


      THREE THINGS I DO EVERYDAY:

      1. Listen to music
      2. Drink coffee
      3. Think about girls


      TWO THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW:

      1. Meet a few people from this site (y’all know who you are)
      2. Talk to people

      ONE PERSON I WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW:

      1. can’t really say right now

    • saturday night.... sequal

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      well it's an early finish one as i am still a little bit pissed.
      vodka+ red cordial= shit tasting red stuff(basically cough sirup)
      mmmmmm iced coffe and bailey's that was good, till the other guys nicked it while i was drinking water(bastards).
      then people started smoking joints(i pass on grass )all the time
      eeeeehhhh dambn dads gonna talk to me bout drinking and possibly geting caught by the cop(that cop was still at home!) hrm thats about it i got home at 9:30 how pathetic for a night out
      meeh no one i talk to is on right now how sad, maybe their out parting like i should be

    • saturday night....prequall

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      ok its saturday today and i will be geting drunk again.
      but i have decided not to get to the point that i was last time (only remembering lilttlechucks of the night then not remembering exactly how i got into the house).
      so tonites drinks menu is vodka, pale ale and baileys with iced coffee :) (i made that one its good) + water to hydrate and space it out a bit

      should be a good one

    • saturday night....

      13 years ago

      NewLaw

      oh getting drunk when you're sick is so much fun.
      my last saturday night schedual:
      10:30 sneak out bedroom window (i was told i couldn't go, proved him wrong:D)
      10:35 arrive with alcohol, start drinking and mingling
      11:10 begining of drunkness
      11:15 skull 1/4 bottle of bundy black
      12:00 1/4 bottle woodstock
      12:20 skull remainder of scotch
      12:40 lying on the ground
      1:00 start spewing
      1:05 friend telling me to move before rolling into spew
      1:07 moved
      1:15 continued spewing
      1:30 decided to go home with the aid of friend (always the best walking stick)
      1:45 spewed in bushes near police station
      1:50 nearly passed out in front of police station
      2:00 reached home and somehow got through my window (i live 500 meters away from where it started it took me 30 minutes to walk home)
      time unknown: had shower and went to bed, then spewed

      fun night eh

  • Comments (2234)

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      ha answer this....



      What flavor?

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      Roflmao!!!!!!!

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      haha nice closing sentence.... very smooth

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      lol hmmm ice cream sounds good but wait doesnt that still count as describing me as food?

      -wonders-

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      Lol I knew I heard something outside in those bushes... thought it was just the cat, guess not..... should I get the hose and try spraying whatever it is? Maybe then it'll come running out....and yes I do have friends on this site but Im pretty sure they dont post my pix...

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      haha hmmm make it 3:43am and we got a deal!

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      lol really you've seen that pic in other profiles? ahh thats kinda well thats kinda creepy to be honest lol..... I might have stalkers and you should be one of them haahaha jk jk...

    • Temptation

      12 years ago

      Np hun anytime

    • SephiSama

      12 years ago

      Hehehe Thanks for the comments! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • mobius87

      12 years ago

      Great posting to week 4 of " Private Mobius" journal ! I'll be sure to share your comment with him when I write him tomorrow. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • mobius87

      12 years ago

      yeah, a couple of smiley0.gifsmiley1.gif definately means funny for me.

    • the_damaged1

      12 years ago

      thanks i know you are right, its just a matter of time, one day perhaps, but until then its just a waiting game that we all play for some period of our lives. and sometimes sentimental s good because we all miss the main point sometimes

    • IdiotUSA

      12 years ago

      *gaspness!!*
      no frickin way!

      i am like...... Sheepy! the sheep that only clones!!!

    • IdiotUSA

      12 years ago

      i get that now, and i think i did sort of then, i don't know, i hardly remember even reading your journal or even replying to it......

      weird....

      but ya, i re-read it and ya...
      i feel the same way about that ^.^

    • IdiotUSA

      12 years ago

      coolio

      ya, just dont start 5 times a week...... or 20 o.O

      lol

    • GabGab

      12 years ago

      aw no internet that sounds like no fun...

    • GabGab

      12 years ago

      aww y'd u log off?

    • mobius87

      12 years ago

      You are just too funny......... smiley1.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley0.gif

    • astarte

      12 years ago

      hi ya

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      gawd i luv aerosmith steve tyler is oober sexy!!

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      "mate i know your a straight guy"

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      that's kewl i like the 60's too the beatles, the kinks, the monkees and so much more

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      i listen to anything i luv the 80's

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      that's kewl

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      that's good so what kind of bands do u listen to??

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      oh im sry

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      not much so how r u things down under?? lol

    • Patina

      12 years ago

      thanks for the comments : ]

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Actually, it does make sense in a way, but it doesn't in the way you're thinking of it. I really don't feel like explaining, though, haha.

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Ok, you said "dude im a guy." So, I thought that you thought that I thought you were a girl. Read that sentence over a few times. It's confusing. So, the only reason I could think of that you would think that I thought you were a girl was that you misread my comment and somehow thought that the word "girl" was in reference to you, but it was actually in reference to the girl who dumped you.

      You know what, reread that whole comment a few times. The whole thing's confusing.

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Yeah, I know. I wasn't calling you a girl, I was referring to the girl who dumped you.

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Nah, you don't come off gay. After typing "girl," though, I realized that it was possible that you were gay or bi, though you didn't seem like it.

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Yeah, I know Buddhism is a major religion, but it's an exception.

      Sorry about the girl. That sucks. Wait, it was a girl, right? I mean, you're not bi or gay, right (not that there's anything wrong with it if you are)?

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      By the way, what are you all depressed about?

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      I don't remember much of what I learned about Buddhism, but I know I don't have anything against it, cause it doesn't brainwash people into being bigots and such like most major religions do. I hate major religions in general. Note that I don't discriminate against people who follow those religions, though. I only hate the religions themselves, not the people who follow them. I only hate the followers of those religions who are assholes about it.

    • mobius87

      12 years ago

      yeah, i can see where using a smiley face can make you go a bit crazy smiley0.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley1.gif , and you're right, they are like pringles smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • LuffyMugen

      12 years ago

      Allright be all logical and stuff.... Fine 75% of people.....

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Yeah, I know it is, that's why that picture's so true.

    • 13islucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      shut up your going to give away my secret lol
      nah i just signed on cuzz im waiting for my ipod to finish downloading some new stuf, and now it it
      later

    • 13islucky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      thats kinda wierd
      but i can garentee i wasnt anywhere near South Australia

    • puckrox

      12 years ago

      About my primary picture (the one of me in the "blue" dress) I know I could've done it much better (me = photoshop queen), but I thought it'd be funnier if I made it really obvious that it's not actually a blue dress. If I made it too realistic I don't know if people would have gotten it.

    • Brookems3

      12 years ago

      umm not sure. im justh oping to miss winter over here completly and come back after chrismtas or someting

    • Brookems3

      12 years ago

      i finish school next year (2008)
      and im hopefully with a bit of luck going the following winter in 2009

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Is there somewhere I can read about that?

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      Wait, they seriously changed the new testament? Damn, it's even more bullshit than I realized!

    • furyanroland

      12 years ago

      I woulda ran from the cops if we weren't in such a big group and I would've been able to get back to the house I was staying at on my own. I don't think it would be too hard to get away if I ran off road where their cars couldn't go and there were a lot of obstacles. I'm actually just starting to train in a sport that is a cross between running, climbing, jumping, and gymnastics. It's based on escaping and getting through obstacles as quickly as possible, so if the cops come again after I've trained more I shouldn't have too much trouble.

    • GabGab

      12 years ago

      aww u didnt get the job...? thats sucks sry babe

    • LuffyMugen

      12 years ago

      Yeah... that would be me, Id pick up the cute Zombie kittie, but I mean come on, who wouldnt...

    • hydra22uk

      12 years ago

      Good points well made. lol.

      Bless the theists!

    • GabGab

      12 years ago

      haha i dno.. il think about it .. lol hey do u hav a sn? like aim or msn?

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