Nick4Rock

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  • Activity

    • hey

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      hey everyone i am back so cool

    • Not Here

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      hey everyone i am not going to be here for 1 week I am going camping In colorado so bye

    • Store policy

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
      CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
      MAN: Yes.
      CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
      MAN: He's at home.
      CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
      The next day, the man returns.
      MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
      CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
      MAN: Yes.
      CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
      MAN: He's at home!
      CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

      The next day the man returns.
      CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
      MAN: Put your hand inside.
      CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
      MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

    • a man and a bear

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      An Atheist and a Bear

      An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
      "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

      At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

      As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

      The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

      The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

      And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

    • Handycap

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
      Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

      The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

      George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

      The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

      George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

      The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"

      Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."

      The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

    • OWNED

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      Hey everyone who like owned pic go check out there home page at www.owned.com

    • wait it is mod not karma

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      yeah um i need some mod

    • hey i need so karma

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      hey as u no i have 2 pionts i need more so write to me mod me and other stuff like that thankx

    • how do you

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      Hey does anyone no how to get awards

    • Myspace

      14 years ago

      Nick4Rock

      Hey have u hear of myspace tell me i if have

  • About Me

  • Comments (7)

    • randomiser

      13 years ago

      could you vote for me here

    • spartan1803

      13 years ago

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    • Oblivionsnk

      14 years ago

      How can I get a sprite?

    • Over_Kill

      14 years ago

      Metallica do kickass, I very much agree.

    • Maqio

      14 years ago

      not really cyphers i accept them. im mean i just looked at ur profile and he has more friends than u

    • Cyphers

      14 years ago

      here's one don't send random freind requests it really pisses people off

    • Nick4Rock

      14 years ago

      ME NEED COMMENTS

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