NinjaJesus

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    • Go Nuts! Oh Donuts!

      9 years ago

      NinjaJesus

      This song is reason enough to spend 800 MS points on this game...it's great. And from what I hear the ending rivals Portals...although I haven't seen it yet to confirm it.

    • Sweet Zombie Jesus PT 2

      9 years ago

      NinjaJesus

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      The Star has learned exclusively that the entire voice cast of Futurama has just signed a new contract with Fox after weeks of intense salary negotiations.

      As late as last week, the network was threatening to replace the original voices of Matt Groening's cult-hit cartoon, to the point of actually announcing a casting call for voice actors to replace them.

      The Futurama voice cast includes John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche, Billy West, Tress MacNeille and Katey Sagal.

      The compromise agreement, with the studio paying more and the actors accepting less, comes after the announcement of a 26-episode pick-up here by Comedy Central. Futurama also airs internationally in syndication, has produced four bestselling straight-to-DVD movies (later cut into episodes) and an upcoming feature film.

      "We are thrilled to have our incredible cast back. The call has already `gone out to the animators to put the mouths back on the characters," Futurama creators Groening and David X. Cohen said in a joint statement.

    • Xbox Live Preview Program!

      9 years ago

      NinjaJesus

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      New avatar clothing I bought with a few extra Microsoft points. Don't I look sexy?

    • Cake

      9 years ago

      NinjaJesus

      I like to cake out on the phone...it is fun...i will delete this when the real me sees this...

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      Dont hate me Ninja :)

    • Sweet Zombie Jesus!

      10 years ago

      NinjaJesus

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      Holy Bender Bending Rodríguez!

      Six years after getting axed by Fox, Futurama is being resurrected on Comedy Central.

      A spokesperson for 20th Century Fox Television confirms that the cable net has ordered 26 new episodes of Matt Groening and David X. Cohen's late, great animated series to air beginning in 2010. The studio cites Futurama's "blockbuster" performance on DVD and in reruns on Comedy Central as the reason for its rebirth.

      Hmmm... sound familiar?

      "When we brought back Family Guy several years ago, everyone said that it was a once in a lifetime thing -- that canceled series stay canceled and cannot be revived," 20th Century Fox TV Chairmen Gary Newman and Dana Walden said in a joint statement. "But Futurama was another series that fans simply demanded we bring back, and we couldn’t have been happier when Matt and David agreed that there were many more stories yet to tell."

      Adds Groening: "We’re thrilled Futurama is coming back. We now have only 25,766 episodes to make before we catch up with Bender and Fry in the year 3000."

      I have a hunch Groening isn't the only one doing a happy dance.


      Source: here

    • Finally!

      10 years ago

      NinjaJesus

      FREE DLC!

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      The free Left 4 Dead "Survival Pack" expansion is slated to hit next week. The Xbox 360 and PC add-on officially makes two more campaigns playable in Versus mode, adding another all-new gameplay mode, Survival.

      Frankly, I'm a little vague on what Survival mode brings to the table, but Valve does its best to explain the new addition on the official Left 4 Dead blog. Two interesting key points about the mode is that gameplay sessions are expected to last about ten minutes (or less) and that the "extreme pace" of the mode, "the number of zombies killed in a single round often outnumbers an entire campaign."

      Yikes!

      Valve's Kerry Davis and Scott Dalton go into great detail about the pacing of the Survival mode, explaining how the pacing differs from the regular Co-op and Versus modes, noting that the regular rush of Hordes, Special Infected and Tanks will ensure that every reload, every revive of your fellow Survivors will have to be perfectly timed.

      The accompanying helpful chart shows some frightening data, with games lasting beyond the expected ten minute length spawning new Tanks every 45 seconds or so. At fifteen minutes, it's less than every 10 seconds.

      Double yikes.


      Taken from Kotaku!

    • My Brute!

      10 years ago

      NinjaJesus

      Fun little website. Try it out of you're bored...

      My Brute - NinjaJesus!

      If you sign up using the link I get XP so... Hook a nigga up <3

  • Comments (1677)

    • monopoly_j

      4 years ago

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      MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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    • monopoly_j

      6 years ago

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      Merry Christmas from Monopoly_J
      I hope the Holiday finds you doing well.

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    • monopoly_j

      7 years ago

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      I just want to take this time to wish you a very Merry Christmas!

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      The Reason for the Season!

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    • sphinxter

      7 years ago

      Ahhh...November 15, 2011? Is this a trick question?

      I wish I could put more time into Skyrim...Stupid job being stupid and job like.

    • monopoly_j

      8 years ago

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      ...............Luke 2:1-20
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    • sphinxter

      8 years ago

      I would. Granted, I'm biased since I suck the big one when it comes to CoD. Besides, it's only appropriate that a ninja plays a game where you are essentially a ninja.

    • sphinxter

      8 years ago

      Holy crap...Your last journal was over a year ago? Youv'e achanged....I would have sent you a message via XBL, but this says you ware on fourteen hours ago. So, at least you check in still...Inyway, I was wondering what you wanted me to join a party for the other day...I got it, but I was in the middle of Enslaved and promptly ignored any party invites like I do when I'm concentrating on a single player game. I don't want people talking into my ear while I'm trying ot hear the dialog.

      If you want to play any games co-op or something though, drop me a line. At least for this week, I have nothing ot play. I'm playing through Black Ops, but I'm not really committed to it. I won't bother with veteran nor online for hte most part. So, let me know...Ben (Traumaheadsome number) and I are looking for more people to farm Crawmerax with. I odn't know if you'll still play though since hte DLC isn't on the dics, but they just give you codes. SO, it's smarter to just buy the DLC.

    • sphinxter

      8 years ago

      Will you marry me and have a kid with me? It's what we always wanted. Just to warn you though, I will cheat on you. A whole lot in fact. I'll have drunken orgies with six or seven town folk at a time. I will also have three other spouses in three other cities and have kids with all of them.

    • sphinxter

      8 years ago

      I miss you like Ryan Howard misses any pitch thrown by a left handed pitcher...That's the same type of miss right?

      Borderlands is coming out with another expansion soon and of course Reach is right around the corner. I haven't been on XBL much because I haven't had anything worth playing for a while. I gave in and started watching Dragon Ball Z though. I watched all of that and went into GT. Anime still isn't my thing. It's entertaining, but there are way too many plot holes and things take way longer than they should. Oh well, new DLC for ME2 and DA:O comes out Tuesday and then a week after that is Reach. I'll have something to play then.

    • Ninjen13

      9 years ago

      Yes I saw that. Remedied it.

      I honestly don't know. Haven't talked to Bob for a while actually!

      I'm off tomorrow and tuesday. Maybe we can watch a movie or something? Sound good?

    • Ninjen13

      9 years ago

      Just an FYI. I'll be buying a vuvuzela for when we practice making babies.


      This reply....did not surprise me one bit. In fact......I wouldn't expect anything less!

    • Ninjen13

      9 years ago

      You are so lucky I smiley12.gif you!!!!!!!!

    • Ninjen13

      9 years ago

      Well look who signed on!

    • Ninjen13

      9 years ago

      hey net boo smiley12.gif

    • rhy_bread

      9 years ago

      where are you? i don't see you anymore, come out and play. I want to be friends again!

    • LOR_87

      9 years ago

      -poof-

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      Fair enough. I wasn't worried about you flaking. I wasn't actually worried about Gadget nor Nyght either. It was just that I would completely understand not wanting to sit through three hours of that again. Especially in Gadget's case. Although, that's personally my favorite case. Just let me know whenever. I'm not really enjoying whatever game it is I'm currently playing. Dragon Operation Flash or something like that. I think it's some easy achievement points if I can actually stand through playing it though. Bayonetta comes out Tuesday along with the DA:O DLC. I can be interrupted though. I figured out that I "only" need to average about sixty points a day to reach 100,000 by the end of the year. So, those last two would cover me for that day.

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      I didn't. So, I assume I have to find some other way to get it done now then?

    • Ninjen13

      9 years ago

      Your avatar reminds me of DJ Jazzy Jeff....I giggled and felt like a dork.

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

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      I want to take this time to wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      My bookmark is www.animefreak.tv/anime-watch/bleach-episode-101

      I stream.

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      I'm on 210.... but I DID watch 1-170 ish twice.

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      It still isn't working for me...What the eff David Blaine...I'm annoyed.

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      Dang it...An error has occurred. That has been happening quite a bit lately on Youtube for me. It's rather annoying. That's one of my favorite movies ever too. I'm pretty pissed now because I wanted to see that.

    • LOR_87

      9 years ago

      RAWR~

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      WTB forehead reduction surgery.

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      Wtf i have a big forehead?

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

      In reply to NinjaJesus, #6:

      Meh. Me and you always have had different opinions about this crap. We'll never know so I guess you just have to tough it out until 2016. :P


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    • NinjaJesus

      9 years ago

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      Dumps pictures from a selected folder in a thread. Stop doing it manually, dumbass.
      GET here: GOOGLE. too lazy to re-upload it again and again.

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      I'm not going to even try to tattempt that. Eff taht...I will console you thoughn...Anything for my chocolate bear.

    • Gadgetman

      9 years ago

      was something that was said a few months ago

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      That will be doable. Tit first though. Then, I'll have to finish the solo campaign. I make it a point to do the single player stuff before doing any multiplayer stuff. I even do that in games like Halo.

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      'Spolsion Man is amazing. I wouldn't have purchased it if it wasn't for that video. My chocolate bear knows what I like.

      We must TiT it up today. I beat it on easy first. It's fine one time through on solo, but after that, it really has to be played with multiple people.

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      I've heard about Shadow Complex. I may have to grab that. I'm not a fan of fighting games though. So, I won't be getting the MvC2 game. TMNT:TiT is something I'll be more than happy to play with my SCB. Once I finish the solo 'Splosion Man, I'll do that too.

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      Grrr smiley12.gif

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      Ima smack you

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      9 years ago

      wow didn't even realize that...weird

    • DestroyerofU

      9 years ago

      Shouldn't a REAL ninja have one of these...

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      Just sayin...

    • sphinxter

      9 years ago

      If only I could have...The name space was only eight spaces long They ran out of paper for birth certificates and had to change to toilet paper. So, there just wasn't enough space for any names longer.

    • sphinxter

      10 years ago

      Fair enough. I'm too lazy to wait for Gamefly or in my case Blockbuster to get them in. I want to just play one, finish it, have the next one sitting right next to me, and pop that one right in. Although, I'll probably be finished with at least one run through of Dragon Age by the time CoD: MW2 comes around. I'll more than likely be done with the single player campaign of that by the time Assassin's Creed 2 and Left 4 Dead 2 come out. So, it will be just Left 4 Dead 2 sitting around unless those games are longer than I'm envisioning or my playing time is less than I'm envisioning.

    • haloqueeny

      10 years ago

      TY smiley12.gif

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      in reply to picture comment

      Lol. Thanks

    • simplymonica

      10 years ago

      0_0 NO

    • sphinxter

      10 years ago

      It has officially been renewed for eighteen episodes. However, the main cast is only signed for six as of now. They haven't decided how they will be used or what they will focus on. There's two things that they're talking about. One is leaving Sacred Heart and one is with the new interns. I'll probably give either one a try, but I hope they make it Scrubs 2 or something like that.

      Like I said, Scrubs has officially ended for me with that last episode.

      I do love that their kids grow up to get engage though. That is just awesome.

    • Gadgetman

      10 years ago

      thanky thanky

    • Gadgetman

      10 years ago

      btw... wolverine is yours to play through whenever I can get back over there...

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