NinjaaMonkey

Male
from Duvall, WA

  • Activity

    • NOOOO!!!!!

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      What is this crapp????
      Roosterteeth what are you doing, you cant change font color in posts anymore! How can I post only in purple as is my custom??

    • My New Images

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      Is the result of what cool kids do when they're bored. Best idea ever.

    • Seriously...HOW

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      Is it physically possible to jack off in your pants while you march???

    • Damn, Lickitung is HUGE!!

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      Don't ask why, I don't know where I got it from, but I've got this Japanese Pokemonster Card of Lickitung, and like all pokemon cards it says the size and weight and stuff. Looking kind of small and babyish, Lickitung is actually fucking huge! 1.2 meters, that's like maybe 3 and a half feet, and he's 65.5kg which is somewhere around 150lbs! Damnn Lickitung!

    • AHHHHHHHH

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      NOOOOO WEYLIN"S HAIR IS GOING TO KILL US ITS SO MUCH LAMER THAN WE ARE!!!
      AHHHHHH!!!!

    • FUCK YOU HALL

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      P&B Contruction will be building five single family houses next month and will be placing several large order with your company. I am enclosing a list of materials with the estimated quantities and dates needed. Please send me a bid sheet listing specific prices for each item.

      Within the next six months we will also begin the construction of a 20-unit apartment complex. In addition to apartments, this project will have a pool and a parking garage. By the end this month I would like to meet with you to discuss our needs for this project.

    • To Will of The Elite Four and his Xatu

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      You are a Big fat bitch I hate you, my pokemon are supah bomb and I am so fucking unlucky there's no way to kill you.

    • I Am a Poor Bastard With No Life

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      Right now the thrill of my life is
      A) This tournament tonight. been waiting all day for it.
      B) Pokemon. I'll catch em all. just watch bitch.
      I'm starting to feel pathetic. But the badassness of our team and the overall badassness of the rave pokemon trend that has swept our high school balances it out.

    • Cheating is wonderful...

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      I bet 5 dollars that you will select these two paragraphs below, press control c and copy it into a word document if you are dumb.



      Dear Mr. Engstrom:

      As we discussed on the telephone yesterday, I would like to order 200 dozen Wilson D-22 softballs at $19.25 per dozen and 25 Wilson softball bats at $92 each. I need to receive this order before the end of the month.

      In addition, I am enclosing a contract for two sets of special order soccer uniforms. This order will not need to be completed until the beginning of the next soccer season, in approximately 90 days. Please call me if you have any questions.

    • Huh. Strange.

      10 years ago

      NinjaaMonkey

      They changed the profile page's font color to blue. I noticed something was different, but it goes so much better with my image. Dont know why I find that so interesting...
      IF YOUR READING THIS YOU'RE A FAT BITCH.
      ...
      ...
      ...
      April Fools.....

      Haha, that joke was pretty sweet today.

  • Comments (20)

    • basedkavinsky cool cruel dude

      8 years ago

      Your ad bought me to your page :O pretty badass.

    • drunkyhippo

      9 years ago

      so how come u're not a sponsor anymore

    • puckrox

      9 years ago

      You're lucky your English class did Midsummer! When I was in high school the only Shakespeare plays we read were "Julius Ceaser" and "Hamlet". I adore "Hamlet", but our teacher never had us read it outloud. And for Julius Ceasar I always got stuck reading for Cassius.

    • puckrox

      9 years ago

      Yes. My username is 100% related to the character Puck (ie. my dream role) from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Nights Dream.

      It make me smile when people actually get the reference. (I laugh when people ask me if it's Dota related, and cry if they ask me if I'm a hockey fan)

    • PureStealth

      10 years ago

      Tadpoles yearn for a simpler life

      tell your friends!

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Don't forget than you are registered to play in tonight's Team Slayer tournament. If you can't make it, please let me know in my personal comments.

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      I think we need 4 ppl, and you, me, and weylin is only 3

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      Akex..WHERE ARE YOU!?

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      you got any game time tonight?

    • NinjaaMonkey

      10 years ago

      Memo To Self: Screw Skruggs up.

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      so how goes the pokemon, i was helping ben today. and thatks to you, i want to play right now...

    • NinjaaMonkey

      10 years ago

      HAHA WHAT?? THEY DID?? THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! did you see my other ideas??

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      i cant belive they accepted the achievements!

    • NinjaaMonkey

      10 years ago

      I dont care anymore.
      I have pokemon. I need no imaginery internet friends.

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      guess what alex? :)

    • PureStealth

      10 years ago

      Alex.... your a crazy person, What was that Screaming about 12 milestones?!?!

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      hey alex if you got some spare time you might want to check out my profile

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      WEll the finally updated the awrds, but i still have more than you

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      HEY ALEX GUESS WHAT? YOU ONLY HAVE 6 MILESTONES!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!! I GOT 7!!! SUCK IT AGAIN!!!!

    • WorldsEdge13

      10 years ago

      turns out i did have an account!

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