Ninjoc

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from the United Kingdom

  • Activity

    • Giant condom swords

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Today was the most active I've been on a Saturday in several years time. I joined a LARP (Live Action Role Play) group several months ago; this gone Thursday was the first time I properly went and joined in as my character Elyas, who's a human warrior with little to no idea as to what's actually going on. I was recruited for the adventure/mission today, which involved us (the adventurers group) going around trying to survive everything the referees could throw at us (which included muggers, succubi, Frisians, demons and more Frisians; Frisians being the bad guys). We won, in the end, but lost our weapons along the way and now have to make our way back across the Frisian held part of the city and back to the Guild.

      Oh dear.

    • Is Nice

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Fuck me, but is this not some of the most gorgeous animation you've ever seen?

    • Films

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Saw Sweeney Todd recently. Very grim, but with some awesome songs. Tim Burton's design ethic strikes again. Very good film.

      Also saw Cloverfield. This. Film. Is. Amazing. But I can understand why some people are not liking it. I do like storytelling from a singular point of view, and admire it when it's pulled off right. Very very good film.

      Other than this, not much is happening. I have to wait for my cheque book to arrive before I can sign up for the gym, and I need to make sure I've still got enough money to survive for two more months.

    • You know what's weird?

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Googling yourself (online name) at 7:30 in the morning and finding all sorts of random shit. Apparently, I am linked to some real-estate developers dating site via someone using Ninjoc for an AOL e-mail, and some random German Youtube.

      Also, two years ago, I was a dumbass. Three years ago even more-so. Though I grew out of it quick quickly, for the most part.

    • Who Dares, Wins

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Who am I, and what have I done with me?

      So. Changing life's direction, starting three days ago. I'm joining a gym. Getting a hair-cut and trimming my beard. Less crappy foods and more exercise; that big ass hill leading into town will do nicely for a start. Going to be getting some new shirts, maybe some more jeans, and working on confidence and self-esteem.

      Time to lose some weight, gain some muscle, build some stamina and sort my future out instead of waiting for it to fall in my lap.

      Why?

      Why not?

    • Breaking News

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Well, not really. I finished my first assignment for this year, handed it in on Monday. Now I'm onto the second, a 3000 word essay for my Computer module. It's not too bad. The title I chose is:

      In your opinion, what are the advantages and disadvantages to computer users, and systems operators of the dominance by the Microsoft Corporation of the PC software market?

      So that's not so bad. The bad part is, I only have a page and a half of notes (on computer, at least, which would be about 3 pages in handwriting for me), pretty much focusing on the negative effects of Microsoft's monopoly. Mostly focusing on how, as the most used system, it is the most at risk, with it's own program and design working against it. But, it needs to be a balanced essay. So, once I finish reading this article on how Windows is the most insecure operating system, I have to go find something nice to say about them. And the old saying 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all' isn't going to cut it here smiley7.gif

      In other news, my two friends Lauren and Courtney have decided I need to be in a relationship so that I can see that they're always right, even when they're wrong (something to do with being trained). Don't ask.

      Oh, and I completed Mass Effect. Epic. I played through as the straight edged soldier boy first time through; trying to do what was right while getting the job done with as few people dead as I could manage. Strangely fun. Now I'm playing it through again (as a different character) and being a complete bastard. Yay spectrum of personality.

    • Everyone else was doing it

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Also, copy, paste, DIY.

      Top 5 Games:
      1. Assassin's Creed
      2. The Orange Box
      3. Mass Effect
      4. Call of Duty 4
      5. Bioshock

      Top 5 Movies:
      1. 300
      2. Stardust
      3. Transformers
      4. Hot Fuzz
      5. Die Hard 4

      Top 5 Events:
      1. Passing my exams and getting in to Uni.
      2. Psychology lessons.
      3. Getting a real job.
      4. Using the money from the job to buy this MacBook.
      5. Passing my exams and getting into Uni (this was a big thing for me).

      Also, on another note, I am hungover. Pity me.

    • Let's get something straight...

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      The people who have reviewed Assassin's Creed are being exceptionally harsh on it. It's a pretty awesome game, if you don't rush through it just killing the targets and ignoring everything else. Which is what games reviewers do, to be honest. The engine and graphics are top notch; the cities are stunning to simply look at. Altaïr is animated beautifully and moves as fluidly as you could wish, which works with the level of detail in the cities; everything is climbable, save the city walls. Climbing is natural and fluid, while free-running across the rooftops feels weighty and pretty realistic considering. If you take the time, it's fairly rewarding; the storyline is deeper than it initially appears; you just need to spend more time as Desmond. But, it's not for everyone, and there are some flaws. It's not perfect. But then, very few new things like this are.

      Onto The Orange Box, which can be described in a single sentence:

      Blows Halo 3 out of the water, into orbit and straight into the sun.

      Oh, and I got the first two books in the Wheel of Time series, which I will continue to tell people to read until I am old and my hair is grey.

      And socks. Lots of socks.

      Edit: And, finally, know who your mates are.

    • Euro Road Trip 2008

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      I'm going to die next summer. It's official. The road trip my friends and I are planning is slowly coming to form; it even has a Facebook group. So, if I vanish without a trace around July/August, just know I fucking called it.

    • Deep and Hard

      11 years ago

      Ninjoc

      Veteran is a fucking bitch. But it's done. Goddamn, it's done.

      Also, if you haven't seen any of Jeff Dunham yet, go look for him on Youtube or Google.

      That is all.

  • Comments (208)

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      Nope, "Death" isn't me. I haven't registered yet. Wow, you have a mystery user!

    • Alleonh

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the link. I'll go over it and see if I can figure out what is going on!

    • Shotgunchief

      13 years ago

      well, ive still gotta raise 160 some dollars until i can get it, so itll be a while. but i doubt ill be getting the wii when it comes out, ill most likely be broke XD

    • Shotgunchief

      13 years ago

      ok then thats good, but after all the stuff ive heard about it i agree. another year at least in testing

    • gokuh_012

      13 years ago

      Dunno, im just bored i guess. Just asking random questions :D

    • gokuh_012

      13 years ago

      ok, so ur friends with Canibal666 a.k.a Clare right?

    • Shotgunchief

      13 years ago

      my profile there it is

      Post edited 7/02/06 4:28PM

    • uber_chaos

      13 years ago

      Wrong. It could have been right, but you fail.

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      But that's all they're going to know

    • REDSUKZ

      13 years ago

      YEP~

    • Darknez

      13 years ago

      thanks for the comment smiley1.gif

    • SnowBreathe

      13 years ago

      isn't obito supposed to be sauskes uncle or something like that

    • Master_Snipe

      13 years ago

      Ah

    • Master_Snipe

      13 years ago

      Okay...I see your point...but really how many people now who Obito is? If you read the manga then yes. But then again. How many people read the mangas? I know alot of people do but how many people gotten that far. Really out of 310+ books out there how many gotten passed 100? These questions still remain.(Yeah...I know....I am an asshole when it comes to things like this..in all I am sorry for spoiling it....)

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      Yup yup ^_^

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      Thats alright.....And I'm fine ^_^

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      Its pretty much asking how are you. Heh.....

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      Haha....Alright then

      Hows it goin otherwise?

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      No clue......

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      I haven't been readin/watching it lately ><;;

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      I take it you don't like Sasuke

    • sninja10

      13 years ago

      ninjoc = ninja in my book just a little different ???

    • Zero_skater

      13 years ago

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    • sninja10

      13 years ago

      A fellow Ninja WHATS UUPP!!!

    • vtlynch92

      13 years ago

      i think youre just to lazy to click on it

      congrats you just got on my block list

    • vtlynch92

      13 years ago

      how is my avatar horrible

    • 180

      13 years ago

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    • Pooshmaster

      13 years ago

      yeah thats the actual designation of the tiger. its the PzKpfw VI (panzerkampfwagen VI)

    • uber_chaos

      13 years ago

      Why is it these bastards talk so much shit, but when we talk back they say "OMFG ITS A JOKE STFU"

      If voices were bullets, I'd be Frank Castle.

    • onyxdraven

      13 years ago

      yay, you win!

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      Like the comic it's just a joke.

    • BigWillieLL6

      13 years ago

      Did you read the comic it came from?

    • eulbsvder

      13 years ago

      I've come across all wrong. I love macs. I've been working on a mac since as long as I can remember. I just can't stand this ridiculous new ad campaign.

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      But I don't think they will. Also, last time people thought that taking over the government in the name of the people was a great idea Communism came out of it and fucked up a bunch of countries and made them poor. Just like in 1984, when the middle classes revolt, they do it to put themselves in power, not to get rid of the more dictator-like upper class, they want to BECOME the upper class. So yeah, people are too corrupt to form a long-standing anarchist union.

      Thankfully, you understand what Anarchy is. A lot of people I know try to tell me that it's where anything can and will happen, or that it's chaos, which isn't necessarily true.

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      Yeah... I know. I try and inform people about things, but people don't seem to care enough. They would rather watch American Idol or Lost than know how politicians are fucking up their lives...

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      Well, not even just that. Violence and ignorance aside, people (Americans especially) are lazy as hell when they can be, so nothing would be accomplished. We'd go nowhere with technology and maybe even regress.

      Ignorance is going to be the downfall of America, in one way or another.

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      If anarchy would work, I'd be all for it. However, it's not realistic.

    • Loop1106

      13 years ago

      yea ok i guess ill get some of the episodes wen i get home

    • Loop1106

      13 years ago

      yea sometimes its on there sometimes its not just have to get lucky

    • Loop1106

      13 years ago

      knights of the zodiac are on limewire but they are in japanese and spanish but hey wats wrong with it in english?

    • Loop1106

      13 years ago

      u know wat?
      ur right i shouldnt judge just because i saw one episode and didnt like it i guess ill watch some more then come back to u and tell u wat i think but if u can make sure u watch Knights of the Zodiac just so if u dont like it u can say u dont like it

    • Master_Moron

      13 years ago

      Oh, my bad.

      Yes, it was a great game. The environments were beautiful and the idea for a bosses only game was a very innovative approach. This one would probably go in my top 5.

    • bootlegger

      13 years ago

      funny... I have no apple/mac branded products. Including Ipod

    • Master_Moron

      13 years ago

      NVM

      Post edited 5/17/06 9:24AM

    • bootlegger

      13 years ago

      I will destroy all your Mac camps..... As soon as I clear the BSOD from my launch screen.

    • bootlegger

      13 years ago

      We will see what shall happen. Unfortunately I dont see the unwashed masses going for macs in droves.

    • bootlegger

      13 years ago

      yeah but the major marketshare in software and hardware is games. maybe now hat macs are going to be able to run windows they will get more market share but they still need to work on their price.

    • bootlegger

      13 years ago

      you may be paying for quality but if the software isn't there to support the hardware then no one is going to want it. And Gaming is where a lot of the market share for computers is at.

    • bootlegger

      13 years ago

      you have to admit it has as much if not more to do with price as prejudice

    • eulbsvder

      13 years ago

      Remember me? check out this

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