Nyrufa

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    • Greetings World!!!

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      If you value being seen as somebody who is proud to pass gas and are actually looking for porn but don't wish to pay for it, you can solve both needs located right here!!

      farter.ning.com/

      But that's not all! If you sign up now, we will tell you the secret to creating life without the use of God!

      So come on in if you wish to create man (and even woman) without divine influence!

      F.A.R.T.E.R is also home to social interaction with our forums page and members can post up videos, photos, and even have their own home page customized with special music to play when visitors view it! upload your favorite songs and blast the ear drums out of people who visit your page but are not as well attuned to the fine arts of music as you are!

      IN addition, we also have a chat room on the home page where everyone on the site can simultaneously chat with each other without having to send messages to each individual and waiting for a response. Thus allowing to give wide spread messages very rapidly and to make it better, the messages stay up so if somebody is not on at the time of posting the message, they can still view it many hours later!

      We welcome all and we don't bash on people simply for their beliefs (even furries) so if you're looking for a friendly inviornment, come on in!

    • Ode ToHonor 2 Fixed

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      NOT A NINJA DRESS CODE
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      ninja wore tight fighting cloth to allow for easier movement but on particularly dangerous assignments, they would wear chain mail as it was tight fitting and still provided armor protection. Also, ninja did not possess actual magical abilities, but by using the power of alchemy to blend herbs together as well as various other ingredients, they could create various hallucinogenic poisons. They also knew how to turn a hollowed out egg shell into smoke bombs through the power of medieval alchemy.


      So if you were restricted to this incredibly harsh life style and if failing a mission usually meant cutting off a limb, yes you'd be pissed off too! So pay some more respect to these horribly abused souls as they watch over their descendants in the afterlife!


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    • Ode to Honor 2

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      It seems that the journal post has fucked up, here is part 2 where part 1 cuts off!

      NOT A NINJA DRESS CODE

    • Ode To Honor

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      Dearly Beloved,

      We are gathered here today to pay homage to the great and honorable assassins of the Ninja!

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      Many call them psychotic serial killers of the far east, but what people fail to realize is the harsh life style of these poor and misunderstood bastards!


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      Long, long ago, the Ninja lived in clans, sometimes having special sections of the city devoted strictly to their family tree. Their methods of stealth and sneak attacks were deemed dishonorable among the Samurai who favored the direct approach and thus they were deemed as outcasts among these great warlords.

      However, the Ninja were extremely disciplined and sometimes the emperors and feudal lords found it the best choice to hire these assassins despite them not getting along with their Samurai, who were perhaps the highest ranking members of the military.

      Ninja did everything for their clans and bringing dishonor to the clan meant a variety of horrendous punishment and pain, the most common of which was to chop off one finger for every failed deed, and of course Seppuku which was ritualistic suicide.


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      And these poor, poor "mindless serial killers of the far east" were ordered to carry out everyone of their punishments on themselves in front of the entire clan to preserve it's honor. That's right kiddies, no Naruto here, if you failed a mission, you lost a limb that you yourself had to cut off!

      Another thing about Ninja is their dress code. Not all ninja wore solid black, some wore white if they lived in winterly areas, they dressed according to their surroundings as some missions simply couldn't be carried out at night (or were ordered not to be). In addition to this, to reveal the true face of a ninja to the public while on a mission was considered one of the highest dishonors in the clan and usually resulted in being exiled or ordered to commit Seppuku!

      NOT A NINJA DRESS CODE

    • Battle Update!

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      Coppy001 is proving to be quite a worthy opponent, here is how the battle has been waged so far through messaging!


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      Coppy001

      FWOOSH! I know of this. The TARDIS eats the souls of candy. LEEROY JEEEEEEEEENKIIIIINS!


      Me

      @_0 hmmm, it appears the wee one and filthy shirt were correct, you are a worthy opponent. I challenge you to....

      A RANDOM QUOTE OFF!

      (Begins to play some random rock music)

      The End!

      The pickled ham said to the lamb that it was very hungry. The lamb replied back to the ham "Fuck off" and the ham broke down and ate itself..

      shortly after, the lamb was incarcerated for forcing a ham to eat itself and was sentenced to 25 years in prison where it was raped by inbred farmers before giving birth to freaky sheep/human hybrids and the ham was forgotten by the lamb and everyone thought the half sheep were demons and killed them in horribly Christian ways...

      Once Upon A Time....


      Coppy001

      DUNADUNADUNADUNDA! WE ARE LEGION, WE EAT THE HITLERS OF THE UNITED STATES OF CANADIA, ALL FOR EATING HITLER'S WIFE'S URINAL CAKES. WE'RE SORRY, BUT WALLY WORLD COULD NOT SET YOU UP THE BOMB. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO COMMUNISM. LENIN SMASH!



      Me

      Rise up the hands of glory and the waffle irons shall never again malfunction due to the Chinese attacking Pearl Harbor! The panties of 99 cyborg super soldiers are wet with the blood of a fruit fly which died on his way to the hospital from massive syrup intake caused by lethally injecting it with a cake maker's urethra!



      Coppy001

      AND THEN, SADDAM HUSSEIN BECAME A BELLUND. SORT HIM OUT, CHRIS, FROM AUBURN, GEORGIA.



      Me

      It knows what it should not, this replicate of a baby android. It sees without seeing and knows what shouldn't be known. The wee one, perhaps it has told the baby replicate what it should not know and thus has caused the wrath of the high born to fall upon it. The wee one shall pay with it's short and itty bitty life!


      Coppy001

      Oh really?


      Me

      Ya Rly!


      Coppy001

      Oh really?


      Me

      YES REALLY!

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    • Inside Joke War

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      This is most likely only going to be known by _doc_, Nega_Skarr, and Hentai Pimp.

      But at this moment, me and Coppy001 are ingaged in a message war to determine who has the most random quotes and the most wild (and horrendously perverse/twisted) imagination!

      I will not surrender my title as the most fucked up mind I have ever known!

    • Imagine the World

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      Imagine a world where the only virtues and religions are Sex and Lust....

      Imagine a world where public raping is just an normal every day occurance....

      Imagine a world where the only way to achieve higher levels of political power is by the maximum number of penis-like tentacles you can sprout at one time...

      Imagine a world where the legal age of consent is whenever the hell the individual feels like it...

      Imagine a world where virgins are more bountiful than each tiny speck of cocain that your local drug dealer has in all his/her bags combined and they are all found within your local area of residence!

      Imagine a world where STD's are just urban myths!

      Imagine a world where pimps are military squad leaders and the ho's and whores are their squad members...

      Imagine a world where pregnancy is a choice reaction to sexual activity rather than automatic....

      Imagine a world where furries are a new subrace culture for humans, just like whites, blacks, Hispanics, and even Asian.


      Imagine a world where it was required by law to have sex every single holiday, including birth days after hitting puberty and anyone who denied you such a service on these days was to be subjected to 5 hours of electro shock therapy...



      That world... my friends... is my world, and I live in it every time I retract to my imagination...


      And yes, I am the overlord with a grant total of 10,000 tentacles at maximum limit and severing one of them makes 10 more sprout from the stump!

    • My New Game

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      Well it's been a long struggle, but I finally managed to do what I originally made an account for on this site before I grew to love it.

      I have created a new topic in the game forum section called "Corrupting Wishes Game"

      Located here!

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2211008


      It's a rather funny game if you have some time to kill so go ahead and check it out if you want!

    • Corrupting wishes game!

      in Forums > Corrupting wishes game! | Follow this topic

      Nyrufa

      Well it was hard but I finally got Karma 20.

      Here is how the game works, it's called the Corrupting Wishes game.


      The person above makes a wish, whatever wish they desire, it doesn't matter.

      The next person to post after them has to grant the wish, but grant it in a way that ends up killing the person who made it.


      So if they wish for 1,000 dollars, you would grant them 1,000 dollars but would make bag of money fall on them and break their spine or what ever.

      If they wish for sex, they get aids or whatever.

      Be sure to listen to their wish very carefully, if you can then try to grant a litteral version of their wish. Some more fun could be had if the person tries to make the wording of their wish uncorruptable while people try to figure out how to break it.


      I think you get the idea now.


      Also, after corrupting the previous person's wish, the corrupter must then make their own wish to be corrupted by the next poster and so on.


      Now to begin....


      I wish for a magical spatula that could control any sort of electrical appliance.

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    • Big Bill Hells Auto Dealer!

      11 years ago

      Nyrufa

      Warning: Contains massive ammounts of ass kicking swearing!


      FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

      If you're dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you're a big enough shmuck to come down to Big Bill Hells cars!

      BAD DEALS!

      CARS THAT BREAK DOWN!

      If you think you're gona find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass!

      It's our belief that you're such a stupid mother fucker, you'll fall for this bull shit!

      GUARENTEED!


      If you find a better deal anywhere, shove it up your ugly ass!

      You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

      Bring your tray, bring your title, bring your wife!

      WE'LL FUCK HER!

      THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!


      Because at Big Bill Hells, you're fucked six ways from sunday!

      Take a hike to Big Bill Hells!

      HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

      That's right, challenge pissing!

      How does it work: If you can piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet, you get NO DOWN PAYMENT!

      Don't wait, don't delay!

      DON'T FUCK WITH US!

      Or we'll rip your nuts off!

      Only at Big Bill Hells, the only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!


      HURRY UP ASS HOLE!

      This event ends the minute after you write us a check!

      And it better not bounce your you're a dead mother fucker!


      GO TO HELL!

      Big Bill Hells' cars, Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive one of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!

      GUARENTEED!



      Big Bill Hell's comercial: youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

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