OddSenorTaco

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from a really tiny place of my own

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    • yahooo

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      My cousin finally got his account. Drop him a line his name is (get ready) senorburito

    • Pyschonauts ???

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      i've just recently picked up Pyschonauts and here are some of my favorite quotes
      "fire is pretty"
      "shooting things is fun and educational"
      "only use your powers when it's absolutly necassary or realing entertaing"
      "don't listen to the squirrels their lying"

    • Look Out

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      Hey i've actually convinced my cousin to jon Red vs Blue.He should have his profile up by sunday so keep a lookout. I'll announce when he gets his profile.

    • Comedy Contest1

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      Okay heres a new contest whoever sends in the best joke will win 5 mod points. It ends November 1st my birthday. Any mod donations will go directly to the contest. (sorry for the deduction but if only 3 people are in theres no point giving out so many mods). (Also if you aren't awarded instantly hold on i'll get to it)

    • Death Threats yeah

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      Heres a question for you, how many times this year have i been told that I would be shot, stabbed or just to die? Winner gets 5 mod points. Just a clue its over 50 times.

    • Lets make fun of foriegners

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      IRELAND
      “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
      This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?â€Â
      FRANCE
      “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
      Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?â€Â
      ITALY
      “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
      I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! â€Â
      POLAND
      “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?â€Â
      GERMANY
      “Is this bratwurst kosher?â€Â
      TURKEY
      “Where’s the hash at?
      It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?â€Â
      KOREA
      “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?â€Â
      CHINA
      “This wall isn’t so great.â€Â
      ENGLAND
      “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?â€Â
      SWEDEN
      “Do you have any normal meatballs?
      Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?â€Â
      YEMEN
      “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?â€Â
      INDIA
      “You don’t live in teepees?
      Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?â€Â
      ETHIOPIA
      “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey â€" those flies sure love your pregnant son!â€Â
      CANADA
      “You’re like Americans without money.â€Â
      SPAIN
      “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow.
      Your women can shave if they want to, right?
      Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?â€Â
      SOUTH AFRICA
      “I liked it better the other way.â€Â
      MEXICO
      “What's that smell?â€Â
      SAUDI ARABIA
      “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
      Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?â€Â
      RUSSIA
      “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?â€Â
      UZBEKISTAN
      “Can you spell Uzbekistan?â€Â
      GREECE
      “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
      AFGHANISTAN
      “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?â€Â
      JAPAN
      “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?â€Â

    • Bumper Stickers I'd love to see

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      If your reading this your dead.
      All vegiterrians can kiss my ass, you need the meat.
      If you can take a penis you can take a joke.
      Lifes a bitch and so are you.
      God may love you but I don't.
      Wanna see the back seat of my Lexus?
      Honk if your horny, pull over to do something about it

    • My Random Thoughts

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      What ever did happen to Robot Jones?
      When did english translate into weird ass abbreviations like lol, brb, gtg, wtf?!
      If pomping fists is the new handshake is shaking hands the secret handshake?
      What came first the chicken or the egg?
      If tou ask the previous question why don't you have a life?
      Why do people ask a question with no possable answer?
      If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares why did they make a song about him?
      Will I ever need to now the area of a triangle in real life?
      Why does God hate me???

    • funny sites

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco

      www.jibjab.com
      www.albinoblacksheep.com
      www.thegn.com
      www.xgenstudios.com
      www.comedycentral.com

      PLEASE VISIT WWW.LOSETHEFIGHT.COM

    • This is why Religion is dead

      13 years ago

      OddSenorTaco



      A boy prays everynight before bed. One night his father hears him pray and the prayer is bless mom, dad, grandma, and tatagrandpa. The next day the grandpa dies of a heart attack. That night the boy prays bless mom, dad, and tatagrandma. The next day the grandma dies of a heart attack. That night the boy prays bless mom and tatadad. When the dad hears this he wets himself. The dad runs to a doctor who tells him he's healthy. When the dad makes it home his wife says thank god your here the milkman just died on the door step.

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