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    • How much coke did Charlie Sheen do?

      8 years ago

      OldAnon

      ......... Enough to kill Two and Half Men. :P

    • Airport Security Ep 1

      13 years ago

      OldAnon

      Red VS Blue â€" Airport Security Episode 1


      *The Scene opens with Simmons, Sarge, and Grif all standing around an old fashion TV with a burly image on it… Clearly superimposed like the wrench and top hat, LoL.

      *Goes to News Report on CNN about the new Naked Screener. FYI, they did a report about this new machine you stand in and it takes a picture and shows everything under your clothing. Lipstick, bottle of water, your genitals (If you don’t know what that means you’re too young to watch Red vs Blue Haha)… It shows everything!!!

      Sarge â€" “Now that’s just ridicules not to mention a complete invasion of privacy!â€Â

      Simmons - “Excellent point Sir!†“In recent days it’s gotten so bad you can’t even take the over priced Bottle water they sell in the lobby on the plane.â€Â

      Sarge - “When I was a boy we drank water out of the sink and it was free…â€Â

      Grif - “Look we all know what terrorist look like. And unless you look like Osama you should just be a loud to get on your damn plane.â€Â

      *Sarge knocks Grif on the ground

      Sarge - “Damn it Grif, you know all too well we have to treat everyone the same or else they will think we are a raciest people. Then as soon as they get by security watch every move those towel heads make and hope there not on your flight!â€Â

      Simmons - “Sir, I could have said it better myself!!â€Â

      Grif â€" “Look all I’m saying is ever since 911 Airport Security has sucked total ass and we all know who the terrorist are so why waste my time!â€Â

      *Sarge Knocks Grif on the ground again

      Sarge - “Grif you moron your not suppose to mention September 11, it’s makes people uncomfortable.â€Â

      Simmons â€" “Well put Sarge!â€Â

      *Mean while at Blue Base

      *We see Tucker & Caboose standing looking at An X-Ray of Lopez i.e. Church

      Church â€" “So what do you guys see?’

      Tucker â€" “Just a bunch of gears and wires… O ya and a really tiny switch. LoL, This new Armor penetrator thing rules!â€Â

      Tucker â€" “Hey, Caboose get in side.†“I want to see if my theory is correct.â€Â

      Caboose â€" “Where inside church?â€Â
      Church â€" “No dumb ass get over here…â€Â

      *Church shoves Caboose into the box. Makes beeping noises.

      Church â€" “So, what are you trying to see.â€Â

      Tucker â€" “Just look..’

      *Shows Cabooses empty head

      Tucker â€" “Yep just what I thought there’s nothing there.â€Â

      Church â€" “Haha good one Tucker.â€Â

      Tex â€" “Hey what are you guys up to?â€Â

      Church â€" “Hey Tex walk through the new machine we got from Head Quarters.â€Â

      Tex â€" “Why?’

      Tucker â€" “It heals you.’

      Tex â€" “But I’m not sick.â€Â

      Church â€" “Just get in.â€Â

      Tex â€" “Fine, whatever.â€Â

      *Tex moves Caboose out of the way

      Tucker â€" “O ya that’s what daddy likes, Bow chicka Bow wow!!â€Â

      Church â€" “Damn it has been a while…â€Â

      Caboose â€" “What are those big round things below her neck?â€Â

      *Every one looks up at Tex

      Tex â€" “What are you guys looking at?â€Â

      *Everyone... “Nothing!â€Â

      *Back over at Red Base… To be continued…

    • PSA – Airport security…

      13 years ago

      OldAnon

      PSA â€" Airport security…

      This is what I think would happen if the guys were to see the latest news on CNN about new airport security and the new naked screenings… Enjoy…

      Ps. I am working on a full Episode about the increase in Airport security so check back for the full story;)

      “Hi I’m Private Dick Simmons of the popular web series Red vs Blue.†“And I’m Private Dexter Grifâ€Â

      Simmons - “Were here to talk about the recent increase in Airport Security…â€Â

      Grif - “What do you mean recent?? Security has sucked total ass ever since 911! †Grif

      *Sarge enters scene and knocks Grif on the ground

      Sarge - “Grif you moron your not suppose to mention September 11, it’s makes people uncomfortable.â€Â

      Simmons - “Excellent point Sir!†“In recent days it’s gotten so bad you can’t even take the over priced Bottle water they sell in the lobby on the plane.â€Â

      Sarge - “When I was a boy we drank water out of the sink and it was free…â€Â

      Grif - “Look we all know what terrorist look like. And unless you look like Osama you should just be a loud to get on you damn plane.â€Â

      *Sarge Knocks Grif out again

      Sarge - “Grif damn son, you know all too well we have to treat everyone the same or else they will think we are a raciest people. Then watch every move those towel heads make as soon as they get by security and hope there not on your flight!â€Â

      Simmons - “Sir, I could have said it better myself!!â€Â

      Simmons - “Recently CNN has reported a new machine that actually removes all your clothes and shows a detailed image of every thing, and when I say everything and I mean every thing!â€Â

      Grif - “Man that would be awesome. You could look at chicks naked all day!!!â€Â

      Simmons - “Ya, but you would have too look at guys to.â€Â

      Grif - “Eww naked men fuck that.â€Â

      *Donut enters the scene

      Donut - “What is all this talk about naked men…?†(Whole team looks… “Nothing!â€Â)

      Simmons - “We are talking about the new changes to airport security.â€Â

      Donut - “O, I know its sucks I was going to Key West and they took my hair gel, Suntan lotion, and Avon Water. The worst part about it I got patted down by this woman whose boobs were way too large for her thin body…†(Everyone turns… Saying nothing.)

      Sarge - “We here at Red team would just like to tell you Scum bags this is an evasion of Privacy. And if we ever found out where you…â€Â

      *See shots being fired

      Sarge “What in Sam hell…â€Â

      Tucker - “Hey, Reds what the hell are you guys doing!?!†(Caboose behind him)

      Simmons - “Were doing a PSA about the new Changes in Airport Security.â€Â

      Tucker - “O hell ya I want in on this.†(Tuckers jumps in front of camera) “Look you stupid terrorist suck my switch I just want to get on my plane so I can get to FL and start scouting for vacation (Spelling out..) B O O T Y!!!†“O ya and If I buy you over priced water I want to take it on the plane…â€Â

      *Sarge hits Tucker… “Hey WTF Man…. “

      Sarge - “We already talked about the Liquids Blue Tard!â€Â

      Caboose - “I like water it is very wet and very tasty and usually very cool…†(Every one looks at him blankly.)

      Simmons - “With gas shooting over 3 dollars, Airport Security tighter than Tex’s you know what, and The USA being on the verge of a draft this the perfect time to jump off a bridge… Or buy Red Vs Blue Season 4 on DVD and enjoy all the really sweet Features!!!

      *Fades to Black

      Grif â€" “Your kiss ass and a sell out…â€Â

      *Ends with a hit obviously Sarge knocking Grif out again…

    • Red Vs Blue "PSA – Airport security…"

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      OldAnon

      PSA – Airport security…

      This is what I think would happen if the guys were to see the latest news on CNN about new airport security and the new naked screenings… Enjoy…

      Ps. I am working on a full Episode about the increase in Airport security so check back for the full story;)

      “Hi I’m Private Dick Simmons of the popular web series Red vs Blue.†“And I’m Private Dexter Grifâ€Â

      Simmons - “Were here to talk about the recent increase in Airport Security…â€Â

      Grif - “What do you mean recent?? Security has sucked total ass ever since 911! â€Â

      *Sarge enters scene and knocks Grif on the ground

      Sarge - “Grif you moron your not suppose to mention September 11, it’s makes people uncomfortable.â€Â

      Simmons - “Excellent point Sir!†“In recent days it’s gotten so bad you can’t even take the over priced Bottle water they sell in the lobby on the plane.â€Â

      Sarge - “When I was a boy we drank water out of the sink and it was free…â€Â

      Grif - “Look we all know what terrorist look like. And unless you look like Osama you should just be a loud to get on your damn plane.â€Â

      *Sarge Knocks Grif out again

      Sarge - “Grif damn son, you know all too well we have to treat everyone the same or else they will think we are a raciest people. Then watch every move those towel heads make as soon as they get by security and hope there not on your flight!â€Â

      Simmons - “Sir, I could have said it better myself!!â€Â

      Simmons - “Recently CNN has reported a new machine that actually removes all your clothes and shows a detailed image of every thing, and when I say everything and I mean every thing!â€Â

      Grif - “Man that would be awesome. You could look at chicks naked all day!!!â€Â

      Simmons - “Ya, but you would have too look at guys to.â€Â

      Grif - “Eww naked men fuck that.â€Â

      *Donut enters the scene

      Donut - “What is all this talk about naked men…?†(Whole team looks… “Nothing!â€Â)

      Simmons - “We are talking about the new changes to airport security.â€Â

      Donut - “O, I know its sucks I was going to Key West and they took my hair gel, Suntan lotion, and Avon Water. The worst part about it I got patted down by this woman whose boobs were way too large for her thin body…†(Everyone turns… Saying nothing.)

      Sarge - “We here at Red team would just like to tell you Scum bags this is an evasion of Privacy. And if we ever found out where you…â€Â

      *See shots being fired

      Sarge “What in Sam hell…â€Â

      Tucker - “Hey, Reds what the hell are you guys doing!?!†(Caboose behind him)

      Simmons - “Were doing a PSA about the new Changes in Airport Security.â€Â

      Tucker - “O hell ya I want in on this.†(Tuckers jumps in front of camera) “Look you stupid terrorist suck my switch I just want to get on my plane so I can get to FL and start scouting for vacation (Spelling out..) B O O T Y!!!†“O ya and If I buy you over priced water I want to take it on the plane…â€Â

      *Sarge hits Tucker… “Hey WTF Man…. “

      Sarge - “We already talked about the Liquids Blue Tard!â€Â

      Caboose - “I like water it is very wet and very tasty and usually very cool…†(Every one looks at him blankly.)

      Simmons - “With gas shooting over 3 dollars, Airport Security tighter than Tex’s you know what, and The USA being on the verge of a draft this the perfect time to jump off a bridge… Or buy Red Vs Blue Season 4 on DVD and enjoy all the really sweet Features!!!

      *Fades to Black

      Grif – “Your a kiss ass and a sell out…â€Â

      *Ends with a hit obviously Sarge knocking Grif out again…


      Post edited 8/16/06 1:31AM

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