Old_Dirty

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from FPO, AP (Okinawa, Japan)

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    • Goodbye

      13 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      As much I have enjoyed the community here, I have more important things to work on in my life. I'm sorry, but I won't be back.

      Goodbye.

    • Song Dedications

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      Old_Dirty

      There have been times when I want to dedicate a song to somebody (either here in the community or not) and wanted to announce this in more than a journal entry, PM, or personal comment...

      If I want to, I assume others want to as well....

      So now, we can do it here.

      Some recommendations:

      List who it's dedicated to. If a member here, link to them.
      Tell why.
      List the name of the song.
      Posting lyrics is optional. If you have a link to an .mp3 or something, feel free to post that as well.

      First dedication, to the victims of Hurricane Katrina:

      When the Levee Breaks, by Led Zeppelin:
      If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, (X2)
      When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

      Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, (X2)
      Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
      Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

      Don't it make you feel bad
      When you're tryin' to find your way home,
      You don't know which way to go?
      If you're goin' down South
      They go no work to do,
      If you don't know about Chicago.

      Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
      Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
      When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

      All last night sat on the levee and moaned, (X2)
      Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home.
      Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
      Going down... going down now... going down....



      And second, to Tink and Ashlan.
      And Jasmine.

      With Arms Wide Open, by Creed:

      Well I just heard the news today
      It seems my life is going to change
      I closed my eyes, begin to pray
      Then tears of joy stream down my face

      With arms wide open
      Under the sunlight
      Welcome to this place
      I'll show you everything
      With arms wide open
      With arms wide open

      Well I don't know if I'm ready
      To be the man I have to be
      I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side
      We stand in awe, we've created life

      With arms wide open
      Under the sunlight
      Welcome to this place
      I'll show you everything
      With arms wide open
      Now everything has changed
      I'll show you love
      I'll show you everything
      With arms wide open
      With arms wide open
      I'll show you everything ...oh yeah
      With arms wide open..wide open

      [Guitar Break]

      If I had just one wish
      Only one demand
      I hope he's not like me
      I hope he understands
      That he can take this life
      And hold it by the hand
      And he can greet the world
      With arms wide open...

      With arms wide open
      Under the sunlight
      Welcome to this place
      I'll show you everything
      With arms wide open
      Now everything has changed
      I'll show you love
      I'll show you everything
      With arms wide open
      With arms wide open
      I'll show you everything..oh yeah
      With arms wide open....wide open

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    • Funny

      13 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got
      married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception
      was excellent.

      2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
      says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

      3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a
      salted.

      4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

      5. A! man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
      under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for
      the road."

      6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
      other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

      7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green
      Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones
      Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."


      8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a
      field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially
      inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you,"
      says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

      9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The
      kids were nothing to look at either.

      10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this
      bull before.

      11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other
      day but I couldn't find any.

      12. A man woke up in a hospital after! a serious
      accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel
      my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't -
      I've cut off your arms!"

      13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled
      a mussel.

      14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

      15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one
      turns to the other and says "Dam!".

      16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so
      they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it
      sank, proving once again that you can't have your
      kayak and heat it too.

      17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a
      hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing
      their recent tournament victories. After about an
      hour, the manager came out of the office and asked
      them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they
      moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand
      chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." !

      18. A woman has twins and gives them up for
      adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and
      is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
      Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan
      sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon
      receiving the picture, she tells her husband that
      she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her
      husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen
      Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

      19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot
      most of the time, which produced an impressive set
      of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
      which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,
      he suffered from bad breath. This made him .(Oh,
      man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A

      super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

      20. And finally, there was the person who sent
      twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope
      that! at least ten of the puns would make them
      laugh.

      No pun in ten did

    • International Man of Mystery

      14 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      Ok, wow, it's been a while, so here's an update on the amazing life of Joe, International Man of Mystery:

      Last time, I was still looking for a house. We now have one. It is a six bedroom log cabin in the hills of Ishikawa (now called Uruma) near the garden and the golf course. It's a long drive to work; but worth it for the squar footage (about 2200) and the view (I can see the pacific ocean from my patio, and the East China Sea is just over the hill to the west). Most of our crap is still in boxes, but we're slowly getting settled.

      Work is still cake, which is nice after all the deployments i've done the last few years. Other than that, there isnt much new to say. I still don't have a pic of Taco Rice and Cheese, but I may have some for lunch today (I'm leaning towards Yakisoba right now, but....).

      Other than that, let's see. We got our satellite dish installed. It was kind of a waste, since there are so few american speaking channels. But it's better than nothing. We should get the armed forces network (AFN) satellite soon, that will be better. And we're waiting for our home internet connection to be turned on. It's only a 64K ISDN connection; but it's slightly better than dial up.

      Jean is going to the states for a few weeks, leaving this weekend. That's going to be fun, being the single parent for a few weeks. Jean has done it for almost a year, so I'm sure I can handle 2 weeks or so. But it's going to be interesting to say the least. Wish me luck on that.

      Anyways, that's really all for now.

      Now go away. Nobody likes you.
      (a mod point to the first correct response)

    • updatedness

      14 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      I just wrote this update to my sister, and I realized that with a few mods, it would be a great update for everyone else, too!

      Truthfully, I'm just too lazy to retype something this long, my creativity is tapped, so I'm just plagerizing my own work. Hell, i'm even too lazy to look up plagerizing, since I know I spellt it wrong and just don't care.

      Anyway, updatedness:

      things is good. the dogs are getting kicked out of their boarding house tomorrow (to make room for other dogs - our time is up) so I gotta find them a new place until we can get moved in and such. We found a place - a nice, six bedroom (yes, SIX) on the hill overlooking the golf course. the owner is putting in a fence for the dogs! It's about an hour drive for me to get to work; but worth it for the house. Did I mention that it's a log cabin? it is very nice. pics to follow after we move in.

      The girls are ok. they started school yesterday. They both said they refused to make friends cuz they are only going to be in this school for about a week, and when we move to the new house, they will start in a new school. But Katherine (being six) forgot and made friends anyway, and Elizabeth (being older) didn't forget; but found a young girl who is in the same position - she is only in this school for about a month and then is going to transfer to the same school Elizabeth is transferring to. So that was instant friendship.

      Today we have dentist appointments for all the ladies (Liz get the ortho check up,. too). And Friday I select all my govt furniture and hopefully we'll be moved in by next Wed! YAY!

      Well, that was pretty long. Hope you feel updated.

      And for all you goat-fuckers, I hope you get hit by a bus and go to the hospital so I can entertain myself by unplugging your life support and watching you turn blue, and then plugging you back. I could do that for hours (but really, only to one person - he knows who he is....)

    • new avatar

      14 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      This is the G.I. Joe known as BLOCKER FORCE 2000

      Check out these specs:

      File Name: S.T.A.R 2000 Force
      Specialization: Expert in battle Strategy. Highly trained in sword fighting and guerilla Warfare.

      Blocker in his routine mission infiltrated into the cobras and learned about the cobra tactics and battle doctrine. After escaping from cobras, Blocker was invaluable as a tough fighter and as a informative resource on cobra tactics and battle doctrine.

      I think he's cool, so here he is!

      If you don't like it, go choke on a camel cock, you lesbian goat fucking anal cum wad.

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    • updatiness

      14 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      OK, I'm on Okinawa. Still living in a hotel; but working on finding a place. To answer some previous questions:

      The japanese keyboard had american letters (english letters?) but some of them were in different locations... The "_" was in the wrong place, so it was a challenge to log in with old_dirty! And there was a button to switch from english to japanese; but I kept pressing it by accident so I was always switching to kanjii on accident. Ergh.

      Today I go to the housing office to be eligible to live off-base. I want to live in town this time. And tomorrow I get a license so I can buy some cars. And somewhere in here I have to buy some cell phones.

      OOH! The cell phone I want to buy is motion sensitive. SO... It comes with a golf game. And to swing your club, you swing your phone like a club. The motion-sensitiveness then kicks in and you hit the ball. I haven't tried it; but it sounds awesome. Also, my phone will get TV and FM radio reception. How cool is that!?!?

      Anyway, love you all, you camel fuckers.

      smiley12.gif

      ODB

    • En Route Update

      14 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      OK. I am in Japan, Waiting for my flight to Okinawa. I leave in a few minutes. this computer is killing me (japanese keyboard) so i:m gonna keep this short. i:m safe and i:ll write more later from an american keyboard.

    • Been a long time since I rock n rolled

      14 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      Been a long time since I did the stroll
      Been a long
      lonely
      lonely
      lonely
      lonely time

      So anyway, I am currently homeless. My computers - packed. my home - empty. My family and I are getting ready to go to Japan for the next three years. Thankfully, I have relatives that let me use their computer to post updates for all of you wonderful ppl out there.

      So it's been almost a month. What has happened? I didn't get to comic con - that really bummed me out. But moving has been keeping me busy, so it wasn't too depressing. We've had three sets of movers come to finally pack up and move all of our shit. But the end is in sight. YAY!

      It seems weird to be all excited about moving away from all my friends and family and shit for three years; but really the YAY is for the excitement of being done with this move soon. It has been really hard. So hard, in fact, that I don't expect a huge going away bash anymore (sorry, el gato!)

      Anyways, that is why I have been quiter than usual. smiley12.gif all of you fuckers. I hope you get the flu in your shoelaces. Now go have sex with a camel.

      Bitches.

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    • Gourmet Puppies

      14 years ago

      Old_Dirty

      I have discovered that my dogs have gourmet tastes.

      Last week, the esposa bought some treats for the beasts, including some new chew toys. There was a rope tug-o-war thingy, and some bouncy, glow-in-the-dark ball thingies, and some little chewy stuffed animal toy thingies. The last of those included a horse and a frog.

      A few days later, I went outside and there was this white shit all over the ground. Further investigation revealed that it was stuffing from one of the chew toys (the animal ones). They had eaten the legs off of the stuffed frog.

      My dogs like to eat frog legs.

      Fucking gourmet puppies.

      smiley12.gif U all, fuckers.

  • About Me

  • Comments (67)

    • Fallout

      12 years ago

      Wow, old dirty. I haven't seen you in at least 2 years. We miss ya. Hope some day you can come back.

    • kg6ejp

      12 years ago

      You need more content!!!

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    • betty1015

      13 years ago

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    • wussie

      13 years ago

      I hope you took everyone off watch before you left, because if you ever come back, your watchlist is gonna break your computer!

    • wussie

      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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    • skyrunner75

      13 years ago

      Regardless if you are coming back or not, Happy Birthday Leatherneck, Semper Fi!

    • clarence034

      13 years ago

      If someone is really leaving, shouldn't they delete their account/profile????

    • betty1015

      13 years ago

      MIss you too, but since I started working I haven't had much online time.

    • NOVAmonkey

      13 years ago

      YAY JAPAN

      I'll be at Yokota ABS on the 21st of October

    • pinkranger

      14 years ago

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    • SurferGirl

      14 years ago

      well buddy just knowing you are protecting my lazy lame butt makes me swoon with PRIDE !!

    • betty1015

      14 years ago

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    • betty1015

      14 years ago

      smiley12.gif Ya

      *hugs*

    • TabbyKat

      14 years ago

      under interests you put "your mom". do you realize how true that could be?! my mom's only 36... and she's a hoe!

    • jamoan

      14 years ago

      I meant to do this sooner when I saw your title with your username, but now is just as good a time as any I reckon...

      Take care!

    • crazyduckme

      14 years ago

      OMG thank you

    • betty1015

      14 years ago

      I smiley12.gif you Joe, I'm really going to miss you when you move. Guess I'll have a large phone bill, or go out and buy an international calling card so i can still talk to you. We really need to have another get together before you leave.

    • pinkranger

      14 years ago

      Special Delivery..

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    • sroble84

      14 years ago

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    • diereddie

      14 years ago

      Dude you got Pwned i F**king saw it. Hey Joe you should post the new pics of the muddy pups they are so funny

    • betty1015

      14 years ago

      Congrats to your wife.

    • frostfire726

      14 years ago

      dude that actually was the correct answer to #1 from my intelligence test.

    • uhjazz2

      14 years ago

      There are a shit ton of military dudes on this site... I'm in the Army (deployed as well) but I work with Marines. They're defianately cooler. Rock on.

    • The_OtherGuy

      14 years ago

      Hey, i was reading your comments and noticed what the fly boy said, and it kinda p$$t me off, and he isnt doing the airforce any favor, now I think they are even more bigheaded and lazy.

    • djoe

      14 years ago

      Joe. What a TOP BLOODY NAME!!

    • pervelope

      14 years ago

      I read somewhere that you're from Culver City originally...
      I'm a CC girl myself, and it's nice to know that RvB has infiltrated here : )

    • Pivot

      14 years ago

      Good point. I guess I wouldn't either.

    • fatbyslim269

      14 years ago

      Screw carpet bombing just use a cruse missle from a destroyer and you hit the teget the size of a dudes ass hole.

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      14 years ago

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    • Yang

      14 years ago

      Thanks for the comment! Hope you had a good Thanksgiving as you could. ^_^

    • Kaos

      14 years ago

      OORAH!! and Happy belated 229th Birthday Marine. Semper Fi.

    • kneelb4god

      14 years ago

      Your comment:

      So you ever wonder why we're here?

      No! I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, Bitch!

      Oohrah, Devil Dog.

      My response:

      I know why we are here.

      Marines are here to destroy the world and escort the occupants to the gates of heaven for judgement.

      Oohrah, Sir!!!

    • qtdivachick

      14 years ago

      Aw hellz yes! Howz it goin? :)

    • Holty

      14 years ago

      yeah marines kick ass, cept in halo where they always get in the dam way of my tank, i wanna yell GET OUT OF MY DAMN WAY! But there good for covering fire

    • pinkranger

      14 years ago

      stopped by to say HI

    • TimmiG

      14 years ago

      If the world revolves around you, and you hate Red and luv blue... that means Blue will win! YAY! GO blue! I luv Shiela and Caboose! lets have a scary 3some he he j/k =-)

    • Aidan_Pryde

      14 years ago

      Grandfather was a Marine. Semper Fi!

    • Aidan_Pryde

      14 years ago

      Grandfather was a Marine. Semper Fi!

    • RaeKoe

      14 years ago

      Thank you for being so nice to me :)

    • Fallout

      14 years ago

      Hey Joe, have you seen the new patterns the army is using for the digitals were adopting?

    • Fallout

      14 years ago

      It's almost 100% true that if you're in the armed forces, you don't like KErry.

    • ferretlxix

      14 years ago

      You forgot about the Navy gun rule that should be #4 or #5 depending on when we should send the Marines.

      "Push the red button"

    • athens

      14 years ago

      Stay frosty big guy, I hope you get home for christmas.

    • Thurisaz04

      14 years ago

      Lol, i just like the hand gun.

    • danimanme

      14 years ago

      Mods for the Calvin and Hobbes

    • Aariele

      14 years ago

      Yay for Cali friends!!

    • Fallout

      14 years ago

      Gunrunner, no one should want to kill anyone. If you do, no offense, then you have serious psychological problems and you should probably get some help. In about two years, I comission as an officer in the Army. I plan on joining the Rangers right away, if I make it through that, when I make captain I will be eligible for Special Forces and I will attempt to join them. I'm not joining to go out and kill people. I'm joining to save lives, and to protect the blanket of freedom (to quote col. Jessep) under which this country thrives, and for the challenges that it brings. If you join up the military just to kill someone it goes against everything that it stands for.

    • bcastede

      14 years ago

      what happened to the balls poster?

    • hdzak

      14 years ago

      I agree that killing a bad guy more than once really sucks. Thats what the Air Wing is for! OOH RAH!

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