Omega3248

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    • Omega3248

      Death Note

      7 years ago

      so popular it has a live action movie and was outlawed in china (I think that is true)

      The problem with me is that there are supposed to be so many super geniuses but they are pretty stupid.

      Light is just about borderline retarded

      'l' and 'n' place all their bets on a long shot without making any plans for it to fail ( just because they got lucky does not mean they are smart betting everything on a long shot does not make you a great gambler)

      mello is so far the only smart one. I do wonder how many candy bars he has....and what does he do after he takes that first bite...does he throw it away.... does he only eat them when he thinks it's 'cool'?

      So overall..... I think it is a lame anime. The only appeal is the ability to kill people without it being traced to you.

    • Omega3248

      The end of days

      7 years ago

      no more RvB huh? Now just a bunch of less than stellar attempts.... What the hell is th point anymore?

    • Omega3248

      hurt'n your brainz

      7 years ago

      is it feasible to call speed racer a racist?

    • Omega3248

      the ugly, ugly trewff

      7 years ago

      It's not cannibalism unless you enjoy it, otherwise it is survival.

    • Omega3248

      it is true

      7 years ago

      I hate you all....all of you

    • Omega3248

      Timber me shimbirs

      7 years ago

      Every so often you get a chance to use a phase and look like a bad ass. Sometimes the opportunity is not as grand as you would hope, but it might be the only time you get to use it so you got to take it. Once such time for me is when we were on railhead (tying down trucks to railway cars). There were four lanes of railway cars that were long as hell and we had to load and strap down all the vehicles on them. The fastest way to get around was jumping across the lanes. When they were empty it was easy. It got a little tricky when they had cars on them because they were only slightly larger than what we were tying down. As me and a buddy were done tying one down I looked up and saw a group of people coming. We were in the gap between one vehicle and another ( only place to move around really) and I guessed they were just passing through.

      ‘….Stand by to repel boarders.’ and I turned and walked away. My buddy did not figure out what I meant and asked what the hell I was talking about until he was almost jumped on by the people crossing. Not dramatic but how often do you get to use that phrase? Maybe I am a pirate at heart…

    • Omega3248

      look what i found on the internet

      7 years ago

      My new girlfriend has issues with where I store my prophylactics. That is, tucked into the arms of an Optimus Prime action figure on my bedside table. You know, Optimus Prime - the most awesome Transformer ever. I think she finds it juvenile - but isn't sex supposed to be fun? Toys are fun.

      my advice to the guy: she is most likely with the decepticons, so get rid of her quick!

    • Omega3248

      Outer limits.

      7 years ago



      The story starts with a flash back to another episode that featured a robotic companion. There was a small issue with it, it tried to kill a woman who the robot saw as interfering with her ability to satisfy her partner. In short he no longer needed the robot because he was falling in love with a real girl. It is because of this danger that an idea posed by a husband was almost rejected, and his idea was a robot nanny. The only thing that stopped his project from being abandoned was he was willing to let the nanny watch his own children.

      The wife of the husband finds out that the nanny is going to watch her children and she rejects the idea. Her husband is insistent, if he had not done what he did then he would have lost his job, and he says this while yelling it at her. Later she once again voices her lack of faith in the robot and states that he is experimenting on his children. He then smacks her in the face. The guy then leaves the bedroom and walks past the bathroom where the robot is adjusting herself, with her shirt off. The husband comes close to her and asks if she is as functional as the model she was based on. He then has sex with the robot, but the wife saw this.

      At one point the robot witnessed the children fighting and it’s programming would not allow them to harm each other, but since it was the children hurting themselves her programming was confused. The only solution was to separate the kids. The mother came home and saw that they were separated and tried to let them play together again. The robot would not allow that to happen, she concluded that they would hurt each other again. The mother tried to grab a child that the robot was holding behind her back, and the robot grabbed her neck and held her against the wall. The husband comes home to see this and deactivates the robot with a remote control.

      A maintenance guy for the robot shows up and begins to adjust the robots programming. During this time the wife again voiced her desire to get rid of the robot. Her husband asks her to talk to him privately. During which he smacks her again. A little later the wife asks if he intends to replace her with the nanny. She knows that he is having sex with the robot. He does not give a straight answer and does not say no.

      The next day the wife stays behind from her work for a little bit and ends up talking to the repair tech. It seems that the two had a relationship at one point, but she is married now. The tech also notices and voices concern over the bruises on her face. He wants to do something, but it is his boss so he is afraid to do anything. He then starts to reprogram the robot to protect the wife as well, and then overrides the safeties that are in place to prevent the robot from killing humans.

      After the tech adjusts the robot he takes it back to the home, hoping that the husband hurts the wife again so that the robot will kill the husband. The robot does this after the husband starts to beat his wife and they yell at each other a lot. The wife sees that he is dead and smiles, she must have figured out what the tech did to the nanny. The death is blamed on the robot and both of them get away with the crime. The tech and the wife soon start dating. While staying at her house on night he finds a remote that was used to control the nanny and presses the button, confused as to why it is there because he took the remotes already. It then turns off the wife! She was a robot the whole time. One day long ago it seems the husband killed his wife and replaced her with a robot.

      The tech hears all this and is confused. He soon figures out that the wife planned it all out. It seems that her program was to be a companion to a man, and the husband no longer wanted her but the tech did. Her programming forced her to please someone, and it had to remove what was preventing her from doing so.

    • Omega3248

      Ain't that cute?

      7 years ago

      I hate this time of year...it's a suckfest from beginning to end. Yep, I'm the grinch. But even my two sizes too small heart was taken aback when I got a (early) birthday present from my youngest sister, age 6. She drew me a robot picture.... I love robots and she seemed to pick up on that. Way to go little girl!

    • Omega3248

      Divine my ass

      7 years ago

      Throughout our lives we witness many things that make us think that there is a power and design greater than what we know. Because of this maybe believe in God(s) and fate. Karma and immortality, they all pin their hopes on more than what we can prove. The problem is that if such a system is indeed in place what are the rules? They are not the do good and good will happen to you, otherwise small children would not have to suffer the diseases such as cancer and other horrible, painful ones before they have a chance to live.

      If there is a system it would seem that there is no greater judgment or intent. The closest thing that accounts for all the oddities of our lives is the passing favor of something that is bored enough to aid us for a moment. Something on the same level as giving a bum on the streets money and going on about your life, but not inspired enough to stay and see how it plays out.

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  • Comments (184)

    • PhatPhil

      PhatPhil

      7 years ago

      Well Zaeon helped me figure out that whole XBL issue and it's simply that Halo 3 needs a heavily beefed up reporting system.

      Because I've played my fair share of online games and even in the freaking multiplayer demos on XBL people aren't that brutal.

      I mostly just hope this happens in the future because while some people abuse anonymity (I.E. 90% of /b/), these guys just take it to a level that's REALLY unnecessary.

    • jonm1

      jonm1

      7 years ago

      STRIDER!

    • the_luce

      the_luce

      8 years ago

      i'll have to agree to disagree. while mt. dew is an amazing beverage nothing beats the taste of cold pabst running down your throat. it's like mother's milk. peace!

    • the_luce

      the_luce

      8 years ago

      dude, nice profile, as andy the bomb would say,"you look like shit!" props and what not

    • LopezRox

      LopezRox

      8 years ago

      He was missing a leg, and yes, not beign whole was the punchline...

    • MJCab00se

      MJCab00se

      8 years ago

      OTP actually means One True Pairing but I guess that works too.. in a weird way.

    • Amakaru

      Amakaru

      8 years ago

      you used to be Renzokuken's friend right

    • DBZWarrior87

      DBZWarrior87

      8 years ago

      good advice you gave me in that song, I'll definitely do as it says, and listen to my heart. thanks again for the input in my journal.

    • xefontec

      xefontec

      8 years ago

      check my new journal thing. best fucking fan vid in the world.

    • F4WK

      F4WK

      8 years ago

      yo check my journal holmes