Today is Hump Day
Just like every other Wednesday
10 years agoOrangejuice
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Bitch, cause people are sleeping!"
A woman was at the beach with her children when her four-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand.
"Mommy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to heaven," the mother replied.
Her son thought a moment and then said, "And God threw him back down?"
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Catholics are against abortions.
Catholics are against homosexuals.
But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!
This is a great band with a different style of singing.
Yes, The singer is a man.
The Neverender Tour is a 4 day concert, one for each of their CD's. (The Second Stage Turbine Blade, In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth 3, Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, and No World For Tomorrow(Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume Two))
Yes yes very log names but very good songs.
I suggest you listen to then.
Don't worry you'll warm up to them.
10 years agoOrangejuice
2+2=4, but in cartoons it equals fish. There is also the little Jesus fish you see on cars.
Fish live in water, water stands for H2O meaning two hydrogen and one oxygen.
I breathe oxygen, but wait I exhale carbon dioxide.
The trees take this but we cut down the trees, to make things we started doing that thousands of years ago.
Back then we were primative then we started using metal, metal they started making weapons.
Crusaders had crosses on their shields the cross is four line intersecting to make two lines equaling one symbol.
Two things that equal one "like bread". If bread is 2+2 and fish is the result then 8 is a tuna fish sandwich.
but I eat the sandwich it means I hungry but ate the sandwich meaning I'm not hungry any more.
Wait a minute ate 8 if ate+ 8= the same thing then this was a waist of time.
Time time I could been spending on looking for the FUCKING treasure
SERIOUSLY who puts that much thought into hiding a treasure
X-ray glasses an invisible map we don't have the technology to make invisible glasses god knows Ben Franklin did. Based on what we are taught today in schools compared to then. There is a huge difference meaning the majority of the adults on earth a smarter that Ben Franklin. So either he was a god and made magic glasses or the people who made the movie love this country just a bit to much to over exaggerate dead people and their knowledge/abilities.
SORRY FOR RUINING THE MOVIES FOR YOU.
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