Osvaldo257

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from Hattiesburg, MS

  • Activity

    • So how did

      8 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      I get to level 30 if i havent even been ON in like... three weeks?

      lawl.

    • Garbled Mic Screaming

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      My room mates and i have been laughing about this for a few days/weeks now... While playing Halo 2 online, anytime me or my old room mate would kill someone we would scream random garbled nothings into the headset.

      "ROOOMAHSKABITTT!"

      "Dude, your mic is fucking up, retard."

      "No, my mic is fine."

      "Then why are you YELLING?!"

      "Cause i just pwned your throat through your balls.... SAHOOOOPT! WHOOOOOPPPPAAARRRR!"

    • Favorite

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      Osvaldo257

      The question gets asked in a billion different ways, but what is your favorite ____? (as long as it is about or connected to batman)

      For starters

      My favorite version of batman BY FAR has been Batman the Brave and the Bold. It is SO over-the-top and awesome that i cant NOT love it.

      What about you?

      2 replies

    • Casual Gamers

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      I dont know that i know any. James is pretty casual when it comes to gaming, and i dont know anyone (aside from my ex-room mates Josh and Jared) who are HALF as serious about gaming as I am.

      I dont see how you can pick up a game every once in a blue moon. Play on monday afternoon, play again the following sunday with some friends. Play two weeks later.

      I play EVERY day... 10 minute break between class, work, and homework? Play the Katamari Forever demo (7 minutes).

      I dont care if just pulled a double at work, and cant feel my lower back, its 3 in the morning, my eyes burn, and i can barely stay awake... i'm GOING to play something before i go to bed.

      I buy new games, old games, used games, great games, good games, and i play damn near anything i can.

      Games are like movies, music, books, comics, and quickies all rolled into one for me (the quickie part is i get FAR more excited about some things i do in games than i EVER have about a woman: IE: i got the FUCKING NUKE! THE NOOK WAS MINE!)

      I guess i just cant understand how the other side lives.

    • How to tell you have good friends online

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      When you are in a Modern Warfare 2 party, and in the first 3 minutes of the map, your team is down by 3000 points and you say "guys.. stop fucking around, i want to win this match" and you end up winning by 1800 points with 2 minutes left in the map...

      booya..

      oh, and i GOT DE NOOK! (i got the nuke)!

    • I'm

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      getting pretty tired of RT. People dont really comment or message me on here, i dont go to forums anymore, i rarely comment on videos or comics, and i just dont have a reason to stick around anymore. o.o

      Opinions? Thoughts? Ideas? Expressions? Marshmallow eggs?

    • Something is horribly wrong.

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      this post is to contrast Geoff's post about how some groups of the internet community can come together and be awesome.

      I am here to tell about the other.

      People, generally, RAPE everything they love. Games are a prime example. If i were to tell you that hitting x, x, r1, r1, [ ], [ ], r2 gave you 100,000 dollars and refilled your health, stamina, ammo, and killed every enemy in front of you, you would all way "wow, i'll never use that! That is SO CHEAP!" but the INSTANT you see someone else use it, you would be spamming it in every room.

      Take Modern Warfare 2. When the game first came out, playing online was pretty rough because of balance issues with some of the weapons, and all of the Halo 2/3 and Modern Warfare 1 ADDICTS were owning the new people. But still, it was fun and interesting for everyone playing. It was new and pretty wild.

      NOW it has turned into a festering swamp of campers, nuke boosters, quick scopers, noob-tubers, carepackage glitching, lag-switching, ASS HOLES. "Oh yeah, i'm 11 and my Kill/Death ratio is 20.42. I can kill you by jumping off of the mountain, spinning 360 degrees, and pulling the trigger randomly, because i have 224 DAYS of playing time, and i'm so awesome MEH."

      I'm not a sore loser. If i'm in a game and i lose, that is fine, if i had a fighting chance. But when people exploit all of these loopholes and hack the game, and find glitches CONSTANTLY... there isnt much fun left to be had. Brandon and I just played 5 matches, and each one felt like WORK.

      This is a sad day for me...

    • JB in one post..

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      Some of you "know" me, others "KNOW" me, but i doubt many of you "KnOw" me. So here are some key bullet-points to get to know me better.

      I love my beard. I hate going out to eat alone. I wear my socks inside out. I always double knot my shoes. I hate boiled [almost everything]. I think pale chicks are hawt. I have 22 black fruit of the loom tagless t-shirts. I wear boots every chance i get. I think shorts are for chicks and homeless people. I believe in love AND hate at first sight. I don't like sprinkles OR glitter. I dont know many people i dont dislike. I'm afraid of dying in debt and alone. I look terrible wearing hats. I collect knives, swords, and explosives. I enjoy preparing for worst-case scenarios such as Zombie Outbreaks. I can shotgun a can of sprite. I think dying hair is stupid. I say the word "brick" entirely too often. I enjoy being the most sarcastic person you know. I sometimes alter my opinion on things just to irritate people. I often research topics so i can talk about it and BE INCORRECT to see if people will correct me (they often dont.) I always give people the benefit of the doubt. I dont believe in violence. I strongly approve of violence. I believe you will question if all of these are true (they are). I enjoy writing but hate letting people read it. I have a strange condition that allows my knuckles to pop constantly. I complain more than i want to so people will leave me alone. I dislike "packaged napkins", use a paper towel. I enjoy saving energy/water/materials to help the environment. I should be the new spokes person for YooHoo (go buy some... in the carton.... next to the milk in your local grocery store.) I spend 10+ minutes making Kool-aid because it has to be perfect. I have never been in a fight, nor will ever be in one. I hate "local news" broadcasts. I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortunes AND making them laugh at other's misfortunes (laugh when times are bad). I love most animals but HATE cats and ferrets. I do not like Jelly-Beans. I cannot make a fire with two sticks. I only eat Cranberry sauce without whole cranberries. I rarely ever dream but when i do it is ALWAYS focused on someone else, not me. I has lake. I know that made no sense.

    • Buy this for me

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      and will make a music video of your choice, no matter how ridiculous

      www.amazon.com/BlackHawk-Blackhawk-Tatang-Knife/dp/B001QGG150/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1 .

    • Meeting the RT Staff tips

      9 years ago

      Osvaldo257

      So, Jack and AHWU just made me think about something. Being starstruck is pretty natural for everyone, seeing Hue Jackman outside Taco Bell will make everyone go "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE WOLVERINE!" but a lot of fans, when they meet the RT guys, freak out and goosh (new word) all over them about how awesome they are and how they should say this and that for them and sign a dvd, their hoodie, a wallet, their crotch, their crotch crickets, whatever.

      The guys at RT are people. Would you like some ten year old kid from your Highschool who you have NEVER MET run up to you and start (here it is again) gooshing on YOU? No. Its fucking annoying. Then you have to wonder "why the fuck did that just happen?" and i can imagine shit like that sticks with guys more than it should.

      So when you go meet the Rooster Teeth guys, dont run up to them (as my Room-mate and i have planned to do in our dreams) and rub your beard against Burnie's or gently fondle the feathery locks of Joel's hair... just say hello, buy some stuff, get an autograph, take a cool picture, give them a soda, a wet-nap, a handful of quarters, and a box of fire-crackers, and GTFO.


      You are welcome.

  • Comments (48)

    • ironsights72

      9 years ago

      WHOPPER NO ONION!

    • ironsights72

      9 years ago

      WHOPPER NO ONION!

    • ironsights72

      9 years ago

      AHHHHHHH!

      ....jerk

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      You know if PERRIN doesnt like france, it HAS to suck.

    • ironsights72

      9 years ago

      France is a quigger.

      I'm only gonna call potato sticks either fries or Freedom Fries.
      I'm more patriotic out of my hatred of France.

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      boo back?

    • ironsights72

      9 years ago

      That would be great for a first commercial. I think that following commercials would follow that kind of style and styles like Old Spice Body Wash.

      EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!
      smiley13.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gif

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      that's sweet. Thanks.

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      o.o you act as if i wouldnt WANT hugs from you.

      -hugz-

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      I'm so sorry sugardumplingpuddinpophunnybearpants!

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      Yeah, then I should just quit trying to understand u guys while I'm ahead smiley6.gif

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      Dont worry, it's bear speak for "funny"

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      And if I had a post like that I'd be like "what the hell??"

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      if i had a million dollars i would have a million dollars. If i had ten million dollars i would have 'AH' ten million d0114r5.

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      She called and left a voicemail for me as well xD

      too bad i have FUCKSHITBITCHSLUTWHORE service out here.

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      And she even adjusted for the time difference...... OMG u guys, get a room!! smiley4.gif

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      Question: Why am i a sponsor now?

      o.o

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      And I will officially begin to make fun of u because of it smiley0.gif

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      I appreciate it. To be honest, poetry is kicking my ass just as hard as Evil (philosophy).

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      Hey brotha man. I know ur really busy so I just wanted to drop by, say hi, and wish u luck on all ur work smiley13.gif

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      oh noes.

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      Yeah, I'm not gonna tell her u said that smiley7.gif

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      NEVER!!! smiley4.gif

      *Steals hearts*

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      Ok, now what are u babbling about? =p

    • VikiChu

      9 years ago

      Hey did you read Joel's journal? Hahaha

    • TheBabe

      9 years ago

      In reply to Osvaldo257, #2:

      Damn right it was ; )

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      screw that.

    • ironsights72

      9 years ago

      Did you become a sponsor? You're all Bluey.

    • TheBabe

      9 years ago

      Thanks for friending me =D

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      LOL. good night.

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      The fact that u were doing the thing with those handcuffs and ice with me means ur not a pansey. Any one who gets close to me when I have handcuffs and ice is a brave person.

      Post edited 3/11/10 1:32AM

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      If u did and didn't say any thing, then yes, I am calling u a pansy.

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      Did u have a crush on me in HS?

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      You callin me a pansy? hu?

      Well, just take it as a compliment. =P

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      Yeah, I guess I attracted the pansies in HS.

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      Yeah, these guys aren't even ex's. Just guys that liked my in HS and never said any thing till I'm across the country. I guess it's safe to tell me since they know I'm not going to see them for a while.

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      ... you want the receipts?

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      Funny thing: the exact same thing happened to me TODAY... an ex girlfriend showed up while i was shopping and tried to chit-chat with me... it never gets any better for some reason..

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      Pretty cold and rainy at the moment xD Let me know if you come and visit ;D

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      As long as guys from my past stop popping up I think I'll be good.

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      You are very welcome. Hopefully tomorrow/today will be a little better on you =D

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the offer but I think I'm good. smiley12.gif

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      Yeah, i know that feeling... =/ I'm sorry, though.

      Need to talk about it?

    • Girlzilla

      9 years ago

      It wouldn't be so bad if my friends could throw my advice back at me when they see it will help. Not that I would take it, cuz I'm stubborn like that, but it will at least make me think about it.

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      Wrong.
      Each day should be 1.26 microseconds shorter, according to preliminary calculations.



      Yeah, i take that one on the chin. If i could have went back and deleted the post, i would have: Your source is CNN (which i checked the day AFTER) the source i was reading while following along on the podcast was [I think] a yahoo news group or some shit. Thats what i get for not using the link dump, haha.

      Continue to wake up every morning a piss excellence, Gus! Youre the man!

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      9 years ago

      Wrong.
      Each day should be 1.26 microseconds shorter, according to preliminary calculations.

    • Osvaldo257

      9 years ago

      Thanks. I appreciate it. I have to admit the error of my ways by NOT introducing myself the FIRST day, but... i think everyone will forgive me in time. haha.

    • WARDOG01

      9 years ago

      Just saw ur introduction, welcome to the RT.

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