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from A Ranch east of the middle of nowhere

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    • Star Trek Transporter pranks

      5 days ago

      PUC

      You ever wonder if Kirk pissed off Scotty and found himself transported down to the surface of a planet in a dress instead of his uniform?


      I know the internet has rule 34'd this already.  But think about the potential Gags and jokes that the transporter could facilitate?

      Mr. Scott already did it in cannon he gave the Klingon's a kiloton of tribbles.


      You could transport a whoopee cushion onto Mr. Spock's chair just as he was about to sit down.

      Transport cadet Crusher into the Alien females only locker room in the nude with a block of ice on his junk!


      Mr. Data won't shut up?  Transport his head into the cargo bay.


      Play underwear bingo and see who notices they are now wearing Yeoman Rand's sexy knickers she puts on for a date with the Captain and not their own standard issue under-roos.  My bet is on Dr. McCoy to notice first.

    • Smelter build

      1 week ago

      PUC

      I watch allot of King of Random on Utube(remember when Youtube was Utube?).  Anyway  Been thinking about building my own metal smelter or buying one.  But his little gal. bucket won't cut it for me.  I have a 30 gal. drum that had Hydraulic oil in it.  Thinking of building one out of that.


      I use allot of aluminum on the ranch and I have a friend who drinks more pop coke soda whatever you call it than is normal or healthy for any one man.  I figure between my aluminum filters, broken parts, and scrap and his Mt. Dew cans I can melt down enough metal into ingots to pay for the propane to melt it, the gas to drive it to the recycle place and still have enough left over to put $100 or so in the bank.  Or at least a $18 to $20  steak dinner, a 6 pack of dark beer to take home and ten bucks in my pocket.


      Corse not just going to do Aluminum... I have old copper, brass, and some junk sterling silver I've picked up at auctions over the years.  Loads of steel and Iron but not going to build or buy one that gets hot enough for that.


      Besides to poor steel into ingots I couldn't use a muffin pan like KoR does.  It would melt the muffin pan!


      Hey Start spelling it Utube again maybe it'll catch back on.  Who knows?

    • Flying cars teathered?

      1 week ago

      PUC

      OK it is the 21st cent. and in the 1950's we were promised flying cars by 1999A.D.

      Oh there are a couple around but unless you have a few hundred million bucks you can't buy one.  And even if you did you can't fly it anywhere because it isn't a legal vehicle for both road and air.  It's noting but a very expensive toy.   


      Now some knuckle heads are trying to propose flying cars tied into power lines to "solve"  the battery problem.  Battery Problem?  Jet engine aircraft's do not suffer from batter problems.  Are they honestly trying to tell me I can't have a flying car unless it is a Prius like electric flying car?  


      Bull shit.  I want my flying jet car dammit!  lol laughing

    • And now for something completely different.​

      1 week ago

      PUC

      badadabeebabadadadope....


    • What are they hiding?

      2 weeks ago

      PUC

      Why has the old redvsblue.com site been excluded from the wayback machine internet archive?


      It use to be there.  is there a fee to pay to have your site removed?  

      If so why did RT pay it?  

      Did they shoot JFK? was there evidence on the site?

      I bet they did!  I mean they live in TX... Never mind the FACT NONE of them were even born when JFK died. (Joke Folks I don't actually believe that so put your nutty theories back in the cupboard.)


      Jokes aside why is the old site not on the wayback anymore??!!?  


      The shit I think of when drinking Scotch and listening to the Foo Fighters n'est-ce pas?

      It's time you learn to live again ..... Learning how to fly .... ect....stick in your Monkey Wrench!ppbbbbttthhh!


    • comments on new video site format SUCKS!

      2 weeks ago

      PUC

      Tell me when you hit the return or enter button ANYWHERE while typing something do you expect it to Post your comment or do you expect it to act like a FUCKING TYPEWRITER and go

      (hit enter)

      (hit enter)

      To the NEXT GOD DAMN LINE DOWN!!!!!

      (hit enter)

      Me I expect it to act like a typewriter!  Or for Millennial gen  I expect it to act like Microsoft word or note pad or whatever you use while typing personal documents.

      (hit enter)

      For those of you who are wondering why I use the bracket hit enter between every line.... This is being written in a RT community Journal but will be posted on the Prime Vs Gundam comments as well as my own Journal.  As that is where I figured out the screwiness of the Video comment system.  Basically if I hit enter I expect to jump a line not POST AN UNFINISHED THOUGHT!


      Oh I am sure there is some ultra cool way that kids know how to do the spacing
      without posting but seriously? I am Fucking OLD and I am set in my
      ways. fix it for old farts!!


    • Just finished watching the Rvb Season ending.

      3 weeks ago

      PUC

      Won't spoil too much if you have not seen it yet.

      But unless this is some convoluted time paradox designed to bring back Alpha Church or Epsilon or both then I really think it stunk like a bag of dead skunks.


      In season's past I've thought the endings were great to good.  Even the ending of Epsilon Church sacrifice wasn't too bad.  But this ending felt like all build up no pay off.  


    • Weren't We supposed to have a new community site by now?

      4 weeks ago

      PUC

      Fairly sure someone on the staff had said they would be updating the community side of the site by the time the RTX Austin was done.  

      If they did then I don't see any hint of change looks like the same old new busted community side of the site to me.  

      Maybe I am mistaken maybe they haven't got to it yet.

    • Hubris

      1 month ago

      PUC

      Google the words "My Hubris" and you get a slew of links asking what hubris is.    This amazes me!  

      How can people not know the word Hubris?  It is a Very OLD term.  Has academia fallen that far in the last 39 years?  

      List of words kids over the age of 10 should know the meaning of without google or bing or whatever...


      Hubris

      Pride 

      Cowardice 

      Communism

      GOD


      And two Latin phrases.

      Noli me tangere!

      Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?



      The only reason I had to google them was to get the proper spelling and use cut and paste for the Latin but I'm dyslexic and can't spell cat or knife without thinking about it.  Speaking Latin easy.  Spelling it that takes outside help.  But I am betting anyone who reads this looks at the Latin and can't make heads or tails of who guards the guardians or don't touch me.  Nor do they know their significance in history.

      here is a little clue....

      Don't touch me ........ Noli me tangere! 

       

  • Comments (227)

    • Invader-Jim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 months ago

      OMFG you are a farm boy, no wonder you stick up for fat cows......

      • PUC

        8 months ago

        Hey you have a pic up.  Good for you!  You actually grew a pair.  Congratulations!


        And yeah I do stick up for fat chicks what of it?

    • PUC

      1 year ago

      by the by... Fuck you valentines day.   No seriously fuck this bs holiday.

    • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't be a divider.

      2 years ago

      Featured User Day!


      I'm not sure how one is supposed to celebrate, but I've heard rumor that some people throw popped popcorn everywhere and eat copious amounts of ketchup and strawberries while chanting in an Eldritch language... with cake.

      • PUC

        2 years ago

        huh?

      • PUC

        2 years ago

        OOOOKAY... Who what HUH?!??!

        Seriously when I first read your post I was wondering what the heck you were talking about.

        I looked at notifications and didn't even notice I was F.User.


        This calls for a drink!

        Barq's rootbeer floats for everyone!(under 21)

        Or over 21 and attending AA

        As for me I am going to get a Scotch!

    • AussieFlower

      2 years ago

      Thanks for the gift ^_^ *hugs*

      • PUC

        2 years ago

        you're welcome :)

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      2 years ago

      Thank you brother. :-)

      • PUC

        2 years ago

        don't mention it. :)

    • cold_arrow

      5 years ago

      You know, one of these days you're going to ask and I'm going to say "Yes."

      Just warning you.

      • cold_arrow

        5 years ago

        Oh. I should totally buy myself a studded handbag!!!

      • PUC

        5 years ago

        My mind hath been as big as one of yours,
        My heart as great, my reason haply more,
        To bandy word for word and frown for frown.
        But now I see our lances are but straws,
        Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,
        That seeming to be most which we indeed least are.
        Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
        And place your hands below your husband’s foot:
        In token of which duty, if he please,
        My hand is ready, may it do him ease.


        PETRUCHIO
        Why, there’s a wench! Come on and kiss me, Kate

        AND.....
        Right about here is where I get smacked with your spike studded hand bag. lol smiley0.gifsmiley5.gif

      • PUC

        5 years ago

        skip a few lines....

        KATHERINE
        Fie, fie! Unknit that threat'ning unkind brow
        And dart not scornful glances from those eyes
        To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor.
        It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,
        Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,
        And in no sense is meet or amiable.
        A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
        Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty,
        And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
        Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it.
        Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
        Thy head, thy sovereign, one that cares for thee,
        And for thy maintenance commits his body
        To painful labor both by sea and land,
        To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,
        Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe,
        And craves no other tribute at thy hands
        But love, fair looks and true obedience—
        Too little payment for so great a debt.
        Such duty as the subject owes the prince,
        Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
        And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
        And not obedient to his honest will,
        What is she but a foul contending rebel
        And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
        I am ashamed that women are so simple
        To offer war where they should kneel for peace;
        Or seek for rule, supremacy and sway
        When they are bound to serve, love, and obey.
        Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,
        Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,
        But that our soft conditions and our hearts
        Should well agree with our external parts?
        Come, come, you froward and unable worms!

      • PUC

        5 years ago

        Quaint. I knew I had seen that somewhere before I had to look it up.

        When I did the context became quite amusing but you strike me more to be Kate than Bianca.

        LUCENTIO
        I would your duty were as foolish too.
        The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca,
        Hath cost me an hundred crowns since suppertime.

        BIANCA
        The more fool you for laying on my duty.

        140 PETRUCHIO
        Katherine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong women
        What duty they do owe their lords and husbands.

      • cold_arrow

        5 years ago

        More fool you.

      • PUC

        5 years ago

        I'm counting on it. smiley8.gif

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Enter Witty Comment Here

      6 years ago

      Dude!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

      • PUC

        6 years ago

        thanks smiley1.gif

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Commando.

    • mebig0

      7 years ago

      I got that pic from a site full of randomness

    • Havoc1

      7 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778, #12:

      Can't remember model off the top of my head (probably a 24-gun), but it's a Griffin safe with a digital keypad. Very nice construction, especially when compared to Liberty and other large name brands. Better/sturdier lock mechanism and fit/finish, great fire rating, and they delivered and installed because I'm about 90 miles from them. When I visited to select my safe, the owner turned out to be a great guy with many years of safe design and safecracking experience. I truly am impressed, and it was cheaper than the big-name brands! .

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      By the end of the night it was 3 bottles of bubbly, 1.5 of wine, 2 scotches and a glass of port.

    • RosaSpinaque

      7 years ago

      You presume correctly. It is from the episode "Jaynestown", when they see the statue the Mudders made of Jayne. :)

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Oh now that's intriguing.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      1778? why not 4-0-double 7?

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Just be glad you're not in my head atm. I know normal is a myth, but I would love to be just a little less unconventional. It's all too hard when every part of me wants/needs things that even those parts know that they can't have. Not even my head can make it all make sense sometimes, and it gets awfully hard to lock it down once it's been let loose.

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Yeah, I like the 3rd one best too.

      Figured out what you're doing in Datingland?

    • Bleu_Ace

      7 years ago

      That DEFINITELY sounds like a deceptipumpkin

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Somehow I think that would be frowned upon at my work...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      If I get them I'll put pics up... But that's a big if...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      You damn tease...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Good answer.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      She's rung me in the middle of the night before cos I didn't come home...

      I'd been living in Melbourne for 2 years...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      My mum's phone is apparently not receiving text messages atm, and so she hasn't heard from me since Sunday morning when we flew back into Sydney. She's tried calling a few times but I've either been in bed sleeping, or busy with something so I've not been able to talk to her and have sent her a text to that effect.

      This morning she rang my phone at 6.30, which was set to silent so I didn't hear. She then rang the boy, whose phone was not silenced, waking us both up... Apparently she thought something must have happened to us because she hasn't been able to get hold of either of us since Sunday...

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      8 years ago

      Ah, shame. Well, good to see you back, good sir.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      8 years ago

      LMAO

      NICE! Yeah, that was/is me. Fucking mods went into dick mode and baleeted the picture. By the way, if you still have that picture...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      It's ok, it was her time... It's just sad, ya know? *Shrugs*

    • PUC

      8 years ago

      Can you say CRACK POT?
      Because that is what you are bub.

    • BradWatson

      8 years ago

      Mash1778 or whatever your name is

      This is Brad Watson from Miami, FL. You have made some very ignorant and abusive comments towards me and my brief explanation of some encoded symbolism of The Lost Room. Why is it that you and so many people go on the Internet under a cover of anonimity and undisclosed location and humor themselves making sick comments?
      Keep in mind that there is a God and all our actions have consequences.

      Simple(74) English(74) Gematria(74) exists and I'm not the only one promoting on the Internet - hundreds are. Google it.

      If you think that you are smarter than I am - I challenge you. Pick a topic: math & science, English, history, religion, music, sports. We can easily debate anything and easily show who is smarter. Let's begin with this: I presented a paper/poster at a major NASA conference. Ok. your turn... Or, I perform regularly with the Miami Symphony, Palm Beach Pops, etc. How's your music ability? I went to 7 different universities and taught at an 8th. How about you? I'm a 13 handicap in golf, how about you?

      Benjamin Franklin said, "To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish". You have erred in attacking my writing and me personally. You have the opportunity to repent or to continue to act in an evil manner. God will decide how to reward or punish your behavior.

      - Brad Watson, Miami, FL

    • oldie

      9 years ago

      It's ok. I needed a good laugh. The "CNN BS believing spoon fed typical mindless sheep American."really had me rolling.

      It's like you actually see my thoughts over the internets.

    • oldie

      9 years ago

      I call BULL SHIT.
      You are a Hypocrite


      I smell Bullshit.

      subtle sarcasm eludes you...


      Also, If I were you I'd quit judging people by a one word comment posted on the internet. You fail miserably at it.



      Post edited 8/15/09 1:55PM

    • RDM

      9 years ago

      Oldie was being sarcastic. But thanks for playing.

    • beantown

      9 years ago

      Haha. The politics and religion thing was a joke. I read your bit about not wanting to debate on politics and religion, but I thought it was funny because I'm actually a Religion major. Anyway, the military, eh? That's cool, man. What branch? My brother-in-law is in Afghanistan right now: 1st Division, 41st Engineering Company.

    • beantown

      9 years ago

      Hey dude, I'm looking for people to debate politics and religion with. If you're interested let me know.

      Also, what are you going to Hastings for? I go there for school, so I'm not there right now.

      Post edited 8/01/09 2:25AM

    • Shabobble FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Extra Life

      9 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778:

      Check out the group link on my profile.

    • buckeyedon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      9 years ago

      I am asking you as one man to another that you honor a great American who fed a large portion of the USA between 1960 to 1995 by having a steak dinner and a beer or scotch.


      I just ran out of Scotch and need to get some more - what kind of beer and Scotch did he drink?

      And I'll gladly have the steak on the 4th.

    • Box

      9 years ago

      I'm sorry for your loss :( I can't promise I will drink, but I will definitely have a nice steak for him :)


      No worries, he is in a much better place.

    • Roxasmason

      9 years ago

      Hey i know iam a random person i read your comment on gus page iam sorry to hear about your loss you describing him on the comment like that sounds like he deserve a seat and a cold one right beside god and jesus when the superbowl comes on

      again sorry for your loss may god look after you and your family

    • blargzilla

      9 years ago

      no problem.

    • EvilCplGoat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      yeah, i like his art too, but the guy jipped me out of $20. i ordered a t-shirt and never recieved it.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      9 years ago

      That should not happen and I can not replicate the problem. Try using a different web browser, if that doesn't work take it to the site bugs thread and see if anybody else can offer assistance:
      roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216684&page=131

    • cold_arrow

      9 years ago

      Thanks babe, that's sweet. I will definitely keep that in mind. But for right now I think I'll be alright.

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      What do you think the downside is? It seems like there could be one, but I can't put my finger on it.

    • cold_arrow

      9 years ago

      Happy birthday!!! Have a great day babe!

    • mattiecore

      9 years ago

      Last I checked, I was in the lead

      not by much though.... like, 4 votes

    • Spawn_Kreed

      9 years ago

      schounds painful

    • Spawn_Kreed

      9 years ago

      I never said,"I'm going to let you decide my job..."
      I put that up to to have peopl state opinion

    • cold_arrow

      9 years ago

      Hey hon. I hope you feel better soon. smiley2.gif

    • Mecatchfish

      9 years ago

      That would probably create more and even worse memories.

    • latweety23

      9 years ago

      He was in the Air Force a long while back and now is a volunteer firefighter and a regional manager of nursing home dietary kitchens here in central Texas. Name is Mark.

      aka Copernicus on this site. He may know you too if you drop him a line. smiley0.gif

    • AaDlRs

      9 years ago

      yes but i want thinner

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