Pelican449

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from Sundre, Alberta, Canada.

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    • Nice Guys ALWAYS Finish Last

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      Well here we go. I’m a nice guy. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke and I highly respect women. For some reason I always finish last. I have only ever had one girlfriend, I fully respected her and treated her with all the courtesy that I could and she dumped me (after 7 months she dumped me for no reason).

      A friend of mine has a history of dating jerks; right now she is dating one. She has big plans to marry him (she’s 18 and he’s 19) and I KNOW that once he gets bored of her, he’s going to dump her, and she will be all upset and go off and date some other jerk.

      Another thing, since I was planning on taking my girlfriend to my grad, she dumped me and I have no date. I asked this friend of mine if she wanted to go, well she hesitated to answer and then she finally said that she couldn’t go with me because she already had a date. Later that day she asked someone else to grad. Ya I know. The worst thing of it all is he's a jerk and I know for a fact that the only reason that he's taking her to grad is to try and get lucky.

      It’s a sad but true fact that nice guys always finish last but there isn’t much I can do about it. I'm too nice to be a jerk and if I tell these friends of mine that they are dating jerks they will hate me.

      Nice guys finish last and there is nothing they can do about it.

      Sad 449

    • 1 mod

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      i need 1 mod (thats all) im at Karma Level 26 at 99%. if u give me a mod ill give it right back. I dont have eanought mods to survive a negmod attack so ill stay true to my word. pleez and thanx

      449

    • YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 WHEN....

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

      2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

      3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

      4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

      5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family
      is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

      6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone
      to see if anyone is home to help you carry in your groceries.

      7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
      screen.

      8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
      which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
      is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

      10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
      coffee.

      11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

      12. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

      13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
      this list.

      AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

      Soo True
      449

    • OVER 400 BABY!!!

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      Ya i got over 400 friends! I hope that it's still over 400 when people read this or i will look like a retard.

    • Top of level at end of Metropolis

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      This is without using a Banshee.

      My friend and I got bored after playing a lot of Halo 2 this past weekend so we decided to just goof around. Well we had gotten a Ghost to the place where you have to board the Scarab and just by chance he launched a rocket at one or those explosive boxes on one of the bridges, that I was right next to on the Ghost. The box and the rocket exploded at the same time sending me and the Ghost flying towards the place where the Scarab has to turn the corner. I smashed into the wall and died. This gave us an idea to try and get the Ghost and me up between those two large pillars above the wall that I had crashed into. Here is how you can do it:
      1) Get a ghost up onto the middle of the last bridge right beside the explosive box and park it so that its wing is just hanging over the side.
      2) Have a friend stand on the other bridge across from you and shoot a rocket at the explosive box.
      3) You should spin wildly up onto the top of the level.

      It may not work the first time but just keep readjusting and you should eventually get it. (It’s like kicking a field goal)

      If anyone gets up there this way let me know. Also just so you know there is nothing up there except a lot of wide-open space.

      449

    • FREE MOD!!!

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      Well ill be doin this after every time i get some mods. I will give 1 mod to the first 10 people who post in the journal (not more than 1 post cuz thers not alot to go around). if u feel like giving me more mods that means that i can have another one of these sooner.
      GO NUTZ!!!

      449

    • Friends???

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      If you’re not my friend please ask to be. I just need 14 more to break that elusive 400 mark!!!

      PS: there is a 1 mod reward in ot for you. I know its not too much of anything but im mod poor.

      449

    • Pics

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      I got some new pics of myself and other thing in my images, including a pic of my hot friend.
      Leave comments and mod if u like.

      449

    • Chuck Norris: The Man

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
      -Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
      -Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
      -The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
      -Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
      -Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
      -When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
      -Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
      -Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
      -In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
      -There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
      -If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
      -When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
      -CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
      -Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
      -Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
      -Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
      -Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
      -Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
      -Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
      -Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
      -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
      -Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
      -Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
      -Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
      -There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
      -Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
      -Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
      -A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
      -When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
      -Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
      -When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
      -How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
      Chuck Norris can divide by zero

      I know I have a strange sense of humor.
      449

    • Sweet Song

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      This is the lyrics of the song Yeah Toast by: Bob and Tom. If u have a weird sense of humor u should download and listen to this song. (it’s a gooder)

      All around the country coast to coast,
      People always say, what do you like most,
      I don't want to brag, I don’t want to boast,
      I'd always tell them, I like toast

      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!
      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!

      I get up in the morning about 6 AM
      Have a little jelly have a little jam
      Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
      Push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast

      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

      Now there’s no secret to toasting perfection
      there’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
      push to the dark or the light and then,
      if it pops to soon press down again, make toast

      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

      When the first cave man drove in from the drags,
      Didn't know what would go with the bacon and eggs
      Must had been a genus, got in his head
      plug the toaster in the wall, buy a loaf of bread make toast

      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!
      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!

      a oui monsieur bonjour coquette
      au croissant au va-et-vien
      A maurice et violette eilfel tower
      a oui marret bagguette bonsoir
      FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
      FRENCH TOAST!!!!!

      In Chicago or on the bob and tom show
      YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!

      (weird noises)

      Toast

      Tell me what u think
      449

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