Pelican449

Male
from Sundre, Alberta, Canada.

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    • Fight The System!!!!

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      the person who emptied my gallery should have told me that those pics were NSFW then i would have deleted them myself. but they were rude and just left me stranded so now im puttin in a pic that i know is NSFW.

      Free World!! FREE WORLD!!!!

      449

    • WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      ALL OF MY PICS ARE GONE!!!!! HOLY HELL IMM PISSED. I MEAN THAT IN THE HELL WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHO DID THAT EITHER. IT WAS JUST AFTER I HAD UPDATED THE ENTIRE THING AS WELL AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MAN IM GUNNA RAGE. IV GOT TO GO AND KILL MY PUNCHING BAG NOW. FUCK!!!!!!!

    • Things I do at WalMart when wasting time

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
      carts when they aren't looking.

      2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

      3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
      rest rooms.

      4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
      'Code 3' in housewares ... and see what happens.

      5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

      6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

      7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

      8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
      'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

      9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
      pick your nose.

      10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

      11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
      "Mission Impossible" theme.

      12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
      different size funnels.

      13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
      "PICK ME!"

      14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
      the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

      (And last, but not least!)
      15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
      and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

    • Its a repost but its a gooder!

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
      And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
      And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
      Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

      If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
      And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
      And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
      Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

      If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
      Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
      But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
      That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

      And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
      So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
      Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
      'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

      When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
      And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
      The you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
      Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

      Tell me what you think.
      Peace 449

    • ABC's of Drugs

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      To the tune of ABC’s
      A, B, C, D, LSD, Gummy Bears are chasing me.
      Red ones, Green ones, Blue ones too. A Purple one just ate my shoe.
      If you want to see them too, I’ll save some LSD for you

      i dont do drugs but it was a gooder.

      Peace-449

    • Who wants my mods??

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      i will give 2 mods to the first 5 friends of mine who post on here. 10 if ur not my friend (also within first 5 posts) and u will also get a friend request from me. Now the rules #1. no double posts if u do ill only credit u with 1 post. That is all go nuts.


      Peace-449

    • Finally I’m 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      Well it is true today is my birthday. YAY I’m 18. Last night I had a small party and lots of my friends showed up. My girlfriend gave me a CD, Batman Begins DVD, and a T-shirt that says Asthma is Hot because well I’m an asthmatic and it is quite sexy. Also she gave me some other gifts but I don’t think ill tell you about those gifts. My best friend gave me $20 for a lap dance and he said that’s all that I could use it for. A few other of my friends offered me drinks and cigars but I don’t drink or smoke so I had to decline all of those gifts but oh well it was still a banging good time.

      Peace 449

    • Help!!!

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      i need help with a few things on this site. first of all im having trouble updating my profile,when ever i try to type in a bow the letters dont apper and then when i hit space the page scrools down, or when i hit backspace the whold page goes back. Also i have no ides how to post pics im forms or journals so pleez tell me how to do that. Last but not least i need to know how to add comments, pics, and gifs under my name in my profile. so pleez help out mods to anyone who helps.

    • Updated Pics

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      Iv got some new pics so go check then out and leave a comment i lead a very borring life and i get relly happy when i have new alerts.

      Peace-449

    • Sweet Game

      13 years ago

      Pelican449

      Ok go to: www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

      DESCRIPTION: Launch the hapless orange kitten into a field filled with bombs, trampolines, and kitten-eating venus fly-traps and see how long he lasts.

      INSTRUCTIONS: Use the space key to fire and the arrow keys to position the cannon. The red meter indicates the power of the launch.

      SIZE: 333 KB

      My longest shot was 1,778ft post your longest shots.

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