PerishablePanda Sitting Duck

Female
from Under the bed.

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    • I'm going to need a HUGE boot...

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      So I left the house with a bag of laundry this morning when I felt something brush against my head. Immediately I knew what it was and swatted away what may be attached to my hair as I quickly looked back at the doorway. A spider web had taken over a good chunk of the top. It was a fine web with no spider to be found- which bothered me since I didn't know if it was on my head or not. I finally declared my self arachnid free and went on my way.

      I got home late just a little while ago. As I pulled up to my apartment, my headlights illuminated my door. It revealed something lurking at the top of the doorway. It was a GIANT. FUCKING. SPIDER. It took me a minute to gather up my courage to get out of the car. As I juggled my laundry bag, purse, flashlight (to light my locks and pretend to be blinding the hell spawn), and keys, I manged to unlock my door with an outstretched hand. I tossed my laundry bag in first and ducked as I quickly ran in.

      Knowing myself very well, I knew that in my groggy morning state I would forget about the eight legged beast waiting for me outside. So, like with anything else I may forget, I wrote myself a reminder that I taped to my front door.

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      Some may say I am a bit paranoid. I say I'm prepared. But guess who won't be ambushed by some horribly freakish enemy that is obviously a master of both psychological and guerrilla warfare? Don't come crying to me when some spider dive bombs you one day.



      ... Perhaps living alone is taking its toll?

    • So it seems clear to me...

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      ... That I need to start saving up for RTX 2012. I am saddened and ashamed that I missed the first one.

      See you next year..?

    • So I waited...

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      ... and waited. But still no first million milestone. I even updated (granted a bit late). This makes me frowny face.

      Oh well, maybe I'll get the next one? smiley6.gif

    • Late to the party...

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      So yeah. I finally got a 360 after, oh, how many years? I must say, the 360 slim is quite sexy. I think I am in love. I'm just sad that I only have a few games to start out with, but they're awesome so it's ok.

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my butt handed to me by the Covenant. They scare me a little- but don't tell them I said that! smiley2.gif

    • Mother Nature is kind of a bitch...

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      So, I had to deal with a town threatening to flood when I had heard about the earthquake in Japan. My first thought of course was my uncle. He currently resides there and I Googled stories like crazy until I discovered the quake happened a few prefectures to the east of him. Of course I still worry since he is always "too busy" to call his family. Jerkface. :'[

      So kids, if you happen to wander here for whatever reason, do you have friends or family in Japan? Are you in Japan? Tell me your story.

      Update: My dad is just as bad as his brother. He neglected to tell me that he heard from him and that he is alright. [My uncle] has also been in contact with the fam down in Okinawa. Phew! smiley12.gif

    • Captain Dynamic: LIVE!

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      I get to go see BNL on the 18th. I am excited. The end. smiley12.gif

    • BFI is my BFF

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      Got to see Billy Idol last night at the House of Blues in Boston. smiley12.gif We were right up front and could see Billy's stomach sweat, ha ha. I dunno how the guys can survive on stage with all those lights- they were fucking troopers. It was awesome. smiley13.gif I'd type more, but I gotta get my lazy ass out of bed and waddle on over to the PEM today... Hopefully.

      BTW, Boston, you are a beautiful city, but you're a bitch to navigate. Also, Tomtom is a whore. A dirty fucking whore.

      (REALLY wanted to catch a drumstick smiley2.gif )

    • Gotta make a list before I pack!

      8 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      Monday I am hitting the road with my friend. It's been two years (too long) since I've set foot in Massachusetts.

      Also- three very important words for you: Billy. Fucking. Idol.

      No, I most certainty am not ashamed... Shut up! (Is anyone even reading this?..)

    • I laughed a little too hard

      9 years ago

      PerishablePanda

      I'm usually slow in keeping up with memes, so naturally I missed a particularly funny video involving a vuvuzela when it first came out. Maybe I am just easily amused? Nonetheless, I am pretty much in tears every time I hear this. I just lose it.

      Now if you'll excuse me- I am going to attempt to finish the video without 'vasovagal-ing'.

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