I caught my girlfriend cheating on me...........VENGENCE is sweet!!!
14 years agoPitimee
This mornin, my friends thought it would be funny to see me with a soul patch and a french mustach....so what do they do?......they draw them on my face with a permanent marker.......GEE.....thanks a lot allpittyme......I will remember this when it comes time for you to come get you'r puppy from me.
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping. - Love it!
05. I have loads of books. a good stak full of them
06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games. no shit almost everyone does
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies. or mini clips lol
10. I watch them with my father.
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like J. Bush.
15. People are cool. some arent, some are a buncha shitheads
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn. no shit
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really really smart.
21. I've never broken someone's bones. i got really pissed once, and i took my hockey stick and hit a guy (street hockey, so no protection) and he brok two of my bones. Bastard.
22. I have a secret. everyone does.
23. I hate snow.
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!He is teh sucks.
27. I love Chinese food. i love chinese buffet! w00t
28. I would hate to be famous. bleh i wont be able to stand all the people trying to take pictures of me and then making up shit about me.
29. I am not a morning person. Not a breakfast person too.
30. I wear glasses.
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses.
32. I have potential. everyone does!
33. I'm pure Japanese.
34. My legs are two different sizes I refuse to believe my legs are identical.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra.
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing. - Happens alot haha
38. I'm left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them.
40. I don't like horror movies. I'm selective
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway.
42. People hate me usually.
43. I love pop music.
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight.
45. I hate parking fines.
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart. Oh Canada!
47. I know more than two languages. english, french, spanish.
48. I spend too much time on the computer. like 5 hours a day...but sometimes i dont go on for weeks
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window. its so shitty
50. I live on a ground floor.
14 years agoPitimee
Well allpittyme, I'm sorry about the horse's bony ass, but, next time you come over, I'll put the saddle on one and let you ride it with the saddle. And for everyone who doesn't understand this, don't worry, you aren't supposed too.
"Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all now refer to me by the name of.......BETTY.....Myes...MEREHEHEHE"
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