Praetor

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    • Mark All That Apply.

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
      (c) copyright 1999 by
      someone else.

      (check all boxes that apply)

      Dear:

      [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
      [ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
      [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
      [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
      [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
      [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
      [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

      I took exception to your recent:

      [ ] Email [ ] Post to ____________________.
      (newsgroup)

      It was (check all that apply):

      [ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
      [ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
      [ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
      [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
      [ ] Clueless [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
      [ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
      [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
      [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
      [ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
      [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
      [ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.

      Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

      [ ] You posted what should have been emailed
      [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
      [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
      [ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
      [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
      [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
      [ ] You don't know which group to post in
      [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
      [ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
      [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
      [ ] What you posted has been done before.
      [ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
      [ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
      [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
      [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
      [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
      [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
      [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
      [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
      [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
      [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
      [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
      [ ] You said "me too" to something
      [ ] You make no sense
      [ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
      [ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
      [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
      [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
      [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
      [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line
      just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
      [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
      [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
      [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
      [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
      [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
      [ ] You are a loser.
      [ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
      [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
      worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.

      It is recommended that you:

      [ ] Get a clue
      [ ] Get a life
      [ ] Go away
      [ ] Grow up
      [ ] Never post again
      [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
      [ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
      [ ] stop sending Email and get a life
      [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
      [ ] Have your medication adjusted
      [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
      [ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
      [ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
      [ ] Actually post something relevant
      [ ] Read the FAQ
      [ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
      [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
      [ ] consume excrement
      [ ] consume excrement and thus expire
      [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
      [ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
      [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing

      In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

      [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
      [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
      [ ] *plonk*
      [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
      [ ] Most of the above
      [ ] All of the above
      [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
      [ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.

    • The Last Week

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      Out of School, In Therapy for Depression.
      Insanely Tired right now, Playing Minesweeper before I either Nap or Get outside before go to sleep.

      Now Watching-The Daily Show
      Now Listening To- "Rosenrot" by Rammstein.

      ~Praetor.

    • The Past Month

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      Absolutely Nothing Has Happened
      ~Praetor.

    • Saturday

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      Raided Ironforge with about 70 people. All I got to say is Ironforge got owned up. We fought our way past the gates and the alliance resistance and cut to the Deeprun Tram but wiped before it while about 20 of us were stuck in the tram. It became a rescue mission as the forces inside were ordered out of the city to regroup with reinforcements in Kharanos. It became a rescue mission then as we stormed to the Tram, took it and held it for a good half hour while the Alliance massed at the tram entrance and coming in from Stormwind.

      79 HKs
      7 DKs.

      It was a going away present for one of the servers most beloved warriors Malatov, as he Lead the raid and it was deemed a failure, but more fun than I've had in a while.

      Pictures will be up as soon as they are made available.

      City raids should happen more often.
      ~Praetor.

    • Yay?

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      Turned 18 Yesterday. Got Nothing.
      Pre-ordering TBC today and maybe some comp parts
      I should be on WoW All day today either on my hunter, or paladin.

      (Adsutee Spirestone [Hunter] Horde)
      (Laugh Bleeding Hollow [Paladin] Alliance)

      ~Praetor

    • Bah.

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      Six Days.

    • Woo?

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      2 Weeks yesterday til im getting the boot.
      unless i find a job before my birthday.

    • Working It Out.

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      Im Working out my Living Conditons with my parents. I should Know where I stand Next week with them But its looking better by the minute.

      Alot Of Things Make Me Laugh, This Is One of the Funnier Ones.

      I Guess it could work with me, Im getting my Mage back on Bleeding Hollow because of this video, and My Hunter Wears a dress.

      Otherwise Thanks for the Support I had gotten from the few people that gave it.

      ~I Burn and I Plunder As It Soothes My Desire
      -Praetor.

    • I need some help

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      On A Serious Note, I really need some help. I seriously need a job in the next 20 days, else im on my ass on the streets with $2000 left to my name. My Deadbeat parents are kicking me out of my house since they don't think im a "full time student"( I take 4 classes, which is a full semester, they wont drop two, the principal says I cannot go if I choose not to since they are classes and credits that I dont need) and im off their insurance.

      Funny how my mom has been sitting on her ass for the past 18 years stuffing herself with beer and drinking and smoking this family to ruin. She never leaves the house, and has us be her slaves, while my dad tries hard at what he does, he stands by the wayside approving of my mothers appaling lifestyle. My sister isnt the gem either, She demands, and she gets. If she doesnt get, She'll cut people until she does. To Think Ive gone through Therapy once, Im soon going a second time.

      Bottom line is, I need a place to crash

      22 Days and I have nowhere to stay.
      If anyone has any ideas, throw me a message or if you care (not likely), sympathy.

      -I always ask myself "Why Me?" and now I find it may be some cruel reality I must come to face. But not alone.

      ~Praetor

    • Thought Id Share It. QQ More Newbs

      12 years ago

      Praetor

      desolacebattle2.jpg
      You Wish You Could Do This.

      The Guy on the FAR left in the back riding into the picture is my guy, I led the PUG forces for the battle where we got decimated. (Pic Taken by Malatov, Leader of the group "Code Named" Apathetic.)

      You Wish You Could do this.

      Go QQ More.
      ~Praetor.

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