PrvtODonnell

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    • Who The SHELL Are You?

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      J---Okay.............lets see...........Jay Leno.........Jay Leno........................becomes Enjoy L.A?
      B---How, the hell do you do that?
      J----Meh, what can i say, im a anagram specialist
      Vexis----Uh.....hello?........
      J---Hey, whose the new guy?
      B---I don't know, hey, you there, in the brown, who are you?
      V---Uh, I was sent here becuase someone ordered a tech officer to help with Containment Gamma Base, uh, this is Containment Gamma Base right?
      B---Oh, your the tech we ordered to help with the tank!
      J--God, its been weeks!! where the Shell have you've been?
      B----Shell????/SHELL???? Wut the hell does shell mean?
      J----well.......my mother is very against the word hell so i say shell instead..........wut?
      B---Sigh...................the tank is over here
      J---So wuts your name Teckie? or are we gonna have to call you poopstain?
      V----Its Winston Vexis
      J---WHAT!! ......Wi.....wi....winston!!! HAHAHAH
      B---Shtu up jake. I don't think you should be laughing when your 1st name is Moran
      J---Ah, shut up Zekez
      B---Well, here it is
      J---Well ,can you fix it?
      V---Fix what? i can't find or see anything wrong with it
      J---Well.......cough......we can't open it......cough
      V---What was that? i ddin't catch it
      J---Wecan'topenit
      V---Could you slow down abit, its hard to understand wha-
      J---WE CAN'T OPEN THE GOD DAM THING
      V---Oh, why didn't you just say so?............here.................
      B---How in gods name did you do that?
      V---Ph, I just unlocked the door
      J---But thats the window and .............what!!
      B---Let me get this straight, the part we thought was the window, was really the door, and the part we thought was the door, is the window?
      V----Yeah, thats right
      J---SEE, I TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT, SCORE ONE FOR ME BITCH
      B---Shut up

      V---Well, everything is goin smoothly here, now can u tell me where the teleporter is?
      CY---Why? why don't you stay here? we could use a tech officer like you around here
      S---Yeah, now we'll finally have someone to open the fridge and get all the icecream sandwiches
      V---Im only suppose to be here until your probelm is solved, now i'll be on my way, how long will it take for the teleporter to charge up?
      J---Well, in a place where it pure snowing all the time, theres no sunshine.....it could take a while.....
      V---I see
      S---C'mon.............plz just opne it.................i'll give you an icecream sandwiche
      V---Sigh............where is it?

      K---God, i can't believe its taken us a fucking week to get here, when its a 30 minute walk from our base to here!
      SM---We would have gotten here quicker but Nixon's pitstop took so dam long
      N---Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go
      K---NOT FOR A FUCKING DAY AND A HALF
      SM---Klark, settle down, Well, since our attack was set foir 0600, looks like we'll have to go with 0200.....anyways, O'Donnell, do you see anything?
      O---well, if you look up to the right, you can see a cloud that kinda looks like a hippopatomus, but on the side it looks like a....
      SM---I meant the base you retard
      O---O......uh....i see some kind of mechanical door blocking the entrence, mabe its the front door
      K---you sure its the front door? It could be the back
      O---No way, a door that fucking huge has got to be the front door
      SM---Well, do you see how we can open it?
      O---I see some kind of tower over there, mabe it can oepn it
      SM---Well, go and see, we'll cover you..................if the yellows attack him, run away

      V---So its really not that hard, you pull the handle towards you and there you have it
      J---And all this time we were pushing it!! Why didn't it say pull?
      V---It did,..........its right there.....
      CY---Well would you look at that
      B---Well, Vex, the coroidnates are set for Sancuary, Proton Base 1, its ready to go
      V---Well, my work here is done, i'll guess i'll see you around

      O----Hmmmmmmmmmm...................lets see.....................mabe this button that says Open is the one..........................yep

      SM---There it is boys, lets go get him
      K---Right behind you sir
      N---Hey, that cloud really does look like a hippo

      CY---What happened? why did it shut uff?
      B---....Well.............the power had switched to some other system.......but why?
      J---Hey cappy, the back door just opened by itself again
      S---Uh, Oh............im recieveing a telepathic message..............the....greens,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,weill..............attack........at.........0600.........hours
      V---Well, what time is it now?
      J---0200
      CY----Thats 4 hours from now, we'll be ready
      S----OOps.....................recieving another one.......................i meant....................0200............no its..........0201.....................
      CY---Well.....we got a minute boys.......grab anything you can see to attack.................................o shit

      SM---This is the day you boys become men, lets go get em

    • Episode 06 ---Stealth Attack?

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      SM---Gentlemen, i called this secret meeting together to discuss some important issues....
      O---We're out of toilet paper again aren't we!!
      SM----Shut ur trap moron, Anyways, our intelligence had informed us that the yellows have recently got a tank and could use it on us any second now, but since the yellows are all brain dead as Nixon here....
      N---I like bunnies
      SM---We're gonna go on the offenses and attack them. I call it, a stealth attack. Its were you sneak up on the enemy and you catch them when the'ry leaste expecting it.
      K---Uh, sir........don't they call it a surprise attack?
      SM---What was that?
      K--Uh, they call it a surprise attck when you sneak up on the enemy, and surprise them, not a stealth attack
      SM---What the hell are you talkin about, everyone knows its called a stealth attack......surprise attack....ha.....what are we? livin in the year 2006 or what? Can somebody please tell Klark what year it is, i think hes a little behind on the lingo
      N---Ooo, pick me!!
      SM---Nixon
      N---It is the year 3514!!!
      SM---Good job Nixon, here, you get a cookie
      N---I also know how to spell my name too!!
      SM---Okay, now that we got Klark caught up on the year, i want everyone to be cleaned up and ready to march off at 0200 hours Kapeesh? we're gonna kick some yellow butts

      J---So.........................Brook.............................um................................how are things at home?..............................kids gettin into any shenanigans?
      B---Just..........be on lookout k
      J---Sorry.........................dum dee da.....................................hey!
      B----What ? what is it?
      J---Lookey here, i see some kind of thing down there
      B----Well, shoot it
      J---No,.................it looks like..........an alien................in pink armor.................
      B---Well shoot it!
      J----Its not doing any harm.........................it........its just lying there................
      B---WELL SHOOT THE GOD DAM THING
      J---I think its hurt, im gonna go down and check it out, Brook, you go get help

      Few Minutes Later

      J---Hey...............buddy?................you okay?...................hmmmmmmm, it doesn't look like any alien ive seen before...............but it has a pulse.................hey...........wow!! sweet butter knife!! its blingin and everything!....
      BC----BLARG!!!
      J---What!! AHHHHHH


      SM---Roll Call, O'Donnell?
      O---Here
      SM---Wheres your weapon prvt?
      O----I have a new philosphy, i don't beleive in carry a gun, if some one wnats to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own weapon
      SM---What ever retard, Nixon?
      N---Im here
      SM---I thought i told you to clean up!
      N---I did!! the base is spotless!!
      SM---Thats not what........you.......sigh.........n/m...Klark?
      K----Here sir
      SM---Im over here Klark
      K---Sorry sir
      SM---Other way
      K----Right here?
      SM---Klark, are you wearing your corrective glasses?
      K---Yeah, but sarge, why are there three of you?


      B---Jake!! jake!!!
      J----Its okay grandma, i like expirence and gentle woman....
      CY---Here, let me try...
      BAM
      J---OUTCH!!! MY SPLEEN
      B----Jake buddy, you okay? what happened? you just passed out, weres the alien thing?
      J---It attakced me and...i guess i passed out
      CY---Do you recall seeing it before you passed out?
      J---I passed out. Yes, I passed out. I think i blacked out, no i definitelly passed out, but i d/k if i was really out, y'know, i just remeber blacking out and i assumed i passed out. So if i didn't pass out, mabe just my mind blacked out
      CY-----Alright...................do you recall the exact distance from where he was?
      J---That he was from me? or i was from him?

      SM---Okay, listen up Soldiers, I want you to remeber that no son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. You wanna know how they won?HUH?!
      O---Not Really......
      SM---They won it by making the other poor dumb basturd dy for his country, YA GOT THAT
      K---Wow...........what a motivational speech
      SM----Lets move out boys!!! Remeber, war is cruelty, there is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over with
      O---Some one shut his mouth........
      SM---Don't forget your big guns boys, they are the most respected arguements of the rights of kings

    • Episode 05---The Lean Machine

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      SM---Ah........................good as spanking new. Isn't that right Cindy?, I 'll never let anything bad happen to you again
      K--Hey Sarge, got some good inside info on the Yellows for you
      SM---Well out with it Prvt
      K---Our intelligence told me the other day that the Yellows have recentlly got a tank, and its a pretty huge one too, with titanium armor, rockets, machine gun......u know the works
      SM---GREAT MOBY DICK, A tank you say!!!
      K--Yes sir
      SM---This is startelling information Klark, they could use that infernous tank of theirs and wipe out our entire defenses
      K---Sir, i don't think a couple of scarecrows stuffed with snow is gonna stop a huge friken tank
      SM---Yur right Klark, this is the end of the world as we know it
      K---Don't worry Sarge, I think they won't be attacking us anytime soon, they haven't even figured out how to open the stupid door

      CY---Your telling me, we ordered a tank, and none of you, i repeat, none of you can figure out how to open the god dam thing?
      B---Well...............................yeah
      J---Mabe if we hit the door with a guns it'll open
      B---Thats not the door you idiot, its the window
      S---OOHHH Can i help?
      J---Outch Stevenson, thats me your hitting
      CY---Move over retards.............hmmmmm..............there doesn't appear to be a handle.........................nor a button of sume sort...........huh? wut do we have hear? Honk.......if.......you......never.....seen.....a....uzi....fired......from....a....tank....window?....okay, who the hell put this bumper sticker here?
      B---That would be Jake sir
      J---Hey, it was either that or the one that said.......BOYCOTT SHAMPOO, DEMAND REAL POO
      CY----Well, i guess the only solution to this is to hire a mechanic
      J---Were' gonna hire a mechanic for about 200$, to have him flown here, wich is probably gonna take a week, just so he can spend a few moments here, and open a door we can probably open with we really tried?
      Cy---uh....is there sumting wrong with that?
      J---Nope, it'll save me the labour
      S---Can you also see if he can bring the ice cream man with him?

      O---You see, all that happens is the good guy, becomes the bad guy, and the bad guy, becomes the good guy, and so on and so on. Thats why there is absoluletly no point at all in Star Wars
      N---I.......never looked at it in that way before
      K---O'Donnell, Nixon, emergancy meeting, come on
      O---Ahhh, keep you panties in a knot
      K---I think you mean don't get your panties in a knot
      O---No, i mean, literally keep your panties in a knot
      K---Hey, just for the record, they were speedos okay!
      N---You wear panties too!!!

    • News

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      well, im just busy jammin on my guitar. Im writing a christmas special for Yellow vs greens and i hope to get it up before this friday. Schools fine. Girls are still hard to catch and my dog Taffy got her haircut, now she looks like a shaved dog it you know what i mean. Might consider making a machinima out of Yellow vs Green, but i don't have the technology for it.OIts way more funner to write it and who knows, someone might actually make a machinna out of it. Hope i get an xbox 360 for x-mas but fat chance, my moms not that rich. And finally i have my last band reheasal before x-mas break witch is tommoro (friday) My drummer Nathan is headed to Costa Rica and My Bassist Spencer is headed to California or somewhere hot, i d/k. my 2nd guitar man is chillin here with me in pa and my aunt and cousin and his gf are headin over here from Red deer alberta for christmas, if im not on later today or tommor then i wish you all a fucking good christmas
      Laterz
      Jermaine

    • Yellow VS Greens Sloganizers!!

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      Green Army style2,Join-spc-The-spc-Green-spc-Team.p

      Prvt Jermaine O'Donnell style7,Prvt-spc-ODonnell.png

      Sargent Camron Miles style6,Sarge-spc-Miles.png

      Pvt Julius Nixon style8,Pvrt-spc-Julius-spc-Nixon.png

      Pvrt Jason Klark style1,Pvrt-spc-Jason-spc-Klark.png

      Yellow Army style5,Join-spc-The-spc-Yellow-spc-Team.

      Captain Markus Young style4,Captain-spc-Markus-spc-Young.png

      Prvt Daffly Stevenson style3,Prvt-spc-Daffly-spc-Stevenson.png

      Prvt Zekez Brookman image,Prvt-spc-Zekez-spc-Brookman,black,

      Prvt Moran Jake style8,Prvt-spc-Moran-spc-Jake.png

    • Episode 04---Walk the walk

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      SM---God dammit, where is he.....Klark was s'pose to help me fix Cindy...aha, there he is, hes with that numbskull o'donnell, hey Klark, buddy, come over here, i got a job for you
      O---Whoa, hold on Sarge, give Klark some space, his girlfriend had just sent him a break-up email
      SM---I know your love life is important to you but Cindys more important then anyone eles here, so help me fix her up
      O---You have no idea how to deal with a break up Klark
      K---Shut up you moron......i hate you all.....you made my life miserable....sob
      O---There, there, i know all about how to deal with Break up, Nixon, go get a picture of Klarks ex, a tub of icecream and the dvd, the 40 year old virgin, oh ya, don't forget a paper for him to write all the good times he shared with her.
      N---You got it sir
      SM---What the hell was that all about?
      O---What.....i read about it in Vogue......................................what? i have 5 sisters!............................................fine, i don't have 5 sisters, i just like to read vogue



      CY---So i called this secret meeting together so we could report about our spying findings on the Greens............so......does anyone have anything to say?
      J---Well..........the guy turquoise guy they call Nixon likes to pick his nose.....i saw him do it 57 times in under 2 hours! no wonder hes alone in life
      B---Like your not
      J---Im not alone, i could get anygirl i wanted to if i tried, i just don't want to take away the chances from you Brookman
      B---And wut the hell does that mean you di[pshit!
      J----Lets face it moron, you an idiot, and you probably never got laid before, your a greasy ugly fucktard
      B---You know what, go to fucking hell you cocksucking basturd
      S---..............what are they doing?
      CY---they'r playing a game Stuppison, lnow lets see how long this last before one of them snap
      S---OOOOO I like games can i play? plzz!
      B--J--NO!
      S---come on, you never let me play the games you play
      J---Fine, your stupid and your fat
      B---Ya, and you smell too.........like old gratted cheese
      S---...................................................that was uncalled for..................................your guys are meen...............whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      CY---Way to go you dipshits, feel happy now?
      B---No................sigh......lets continue the meeting......
      J----Yah........................dipshit



      SM---So now that we done the break-up strategies that O'Donnell was so nicely to share, can we start rebiulding Cindy?
      O---Fine , but i get the rest of the icecream
      N---I especially liked the part about how Klark got pants at the Prom night........its almost like what happened to me........except he was wearing underwear
      K---Okay............lets go and fix Cindy.........at least shes a girl i can count on that wont dump me
      O---Yah but the thing is.....................its a guy.......remeber? Barry?...................so that must meen your gay.......
      K----Okay, thats it..you dead you parrot fucking basturd.....
      SM---See........told you he would be back to his old self...................beating the shit out of O'Donnell.....................come one you two assholes......cindys not gonna rebiuld herself!!



      B---So the tank is gonna be here in a week, so lets all prepare for the new vehicle
      J---Suh-weet, im gonna put some spinning hubcaps on it!
      CY---Its a tank, not a car Jike, now to more important matters, has anyone seen my supply of pot? i hid it and now its gone, and don't play stupid with me saying i don't know.....one of you took it and i know for a fact it sure wasn't stevenson
      B---You have pot? but......this is the army!
      J---And who would smoke pot?.......its not like you can do it without anyone.........inhaleing................exhaleing.................o shit
      CY---Jeke.............get over here!! thats my monthly suppl yof the good stuff and you stole it...............no more brownies for you!
      J---Good......those brownies taste so fucking bad.......but i can't help that they look familar.........

    • Episode 03---The Death Of Cindy Lou

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      SM---Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was hot lik me?.......well don't cha......don't cha.....well don't.....
      K---Sir?
      SM---What!! um.....uh....don't we have a book to read while we'r.....um......uh........what is it Klark?
      K---I think O'Donnell wrecked the warthog sir
      SM---What!! he better not have touched my Cindy Lou
      O---SARGE!!!.....huff......puff......Klark.....wheeze.....ruined......whoo........huff.....Barry....
      K--- Its Cindy Lou. you retard and i already told him you ruined it. and why are you experastinating? did you run all the way here?
      O---I never touched the dam thing, besides you were driving it!
      K---No, you jumped me, tied me up , stuck me in the driver seat, put a brick on the pedal, and laughed maniaclly while it drove me off a cliff
      SM---O'Donnell.....is this true?
      O---No sir.....i didn't....laugh maniaclly. it was more like an evil laugh
      SM---Like this?....Bwahahahahahaha?
      O---No it was more like......mwahahahahahahah
      SM---So it was like this...bwahah-
      K---Lets just check on the warthog!
      SM---Okay Klark, where did you leave it?
      K---I left it with Nixon, he won't ruin it, he can't even open the door let alone drive it

      S---And thats the story about how Charlie Brown and Snoopy were actually BIA Agents in Diguise
      J---.................That..............was stupid. First off, snoopy was a dog, not a ferorcious poker paying cat, and secondly, Charlie Brown wasn't even in the story and third off, what does BIA mean?
      S---Big. Icecream. Angels
      J---Just when i thought you couldn't get anymore stupider you............hey, looky here, we got some Greens on the move....

      N---Klark told me to stay here andwatch the warthog and not to touch anything.....and thats what im doin...........yep.....so.....um....Cindy? thats your name right?........uh.....My name is Julius Nixon.......pleasure to meet you

      S---Let me see!
      J---No! I got the sniper rifle so tood bad................hey, watch it.............Steven!!....im trying to
      BAM
      J---Oh great, look what you went and made me do, now they know where here, thanks alot you basturd

      N---Yeah, sometimes, i think that my own teamates are trying to kill me, but i don't know why, i just try so hard!!
      BAM
      N---Yeow!!.............uh............i take it that glowy triangle thingy is a bad thing........
      BOOM!!!
      N----O SHIT......CINDY!!!!!! WY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME! EVERYTIME I GET A GIRL THEY EITHER BLOW UP OR DIE MYSERIOSLY
      SM---What are you gobblin about Nixon? wheres Cin............OMG YOU KILLED CINDY!!!
      K---You what!! how could you Nixon? i meen how hard was it to just stand here and watch the warthog!
      O---Sweet! See srage, i never wrecked Barry, Nixon did!
      N---I didn't meen to, the glowing triangle went boom then cindy went boom and.....sniff...im so sorry!!

      B---hey wut was that noise? greens firing at us?
      J---No, stevenson here bumped into me and i set off a round
      B---Well wered it go?
      S---I know!!...it hit one of the glowing triangle boxes and then it went boom, and the green guy started crying and..............you don't belive me do you?
      J---We would rookie, except, i don't seee anyone out here

      N---WHY GOD WHY?
      SM---Shut up Nixon, she may be broken but shes fixable, c'mon Klark, help me wheel her back to the base
      K---Yes sir
      O---Now what were you saying about the triangle thing?
      N---It went boom
      O----Sure it did, you probably touched the ignitionkey
      N---No it did!! i was talking to it and
      O---UYou were talking to a car?...........ur crazy
      N-----No iam not crazy!! shes a good listener i tell you!!

    • Episode 02--The Birth Of Cindy Lou

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      SM---Gentlemen, how are you?
      O---I'm fine sir, but i think Klark here has some anger managment problems he needs to sort out
      K---i do not have problems.....dipshit
      O---So sarge, what did command send us?
      N---I hope its the new spandex clothes i ordered off of E-Bay, these armor plates make quite a rash around my....
      SM---Nobody cares Nixon, Anyways, command has looked threw our list of needs and wants and picked out something that could be usefull against our fight with the yellows
      O---Yes!! their finnally sending us a girl squad member!
      SM---Ur close O'Donnnell, real close
      K---So sir, what is it?
      N---Is it the easybake oven i ordered off of e-bay along with my spandex clothes? thoses brownies O'Donnell keeps making are disgusting
      SM---Gentlemen, i would like to introduce to you, our newest squad member...
      O---O ya, 5 months of no sex and dirty pictures are finnally gonna pay off
      SM---Cindy Lou
      K---Cindy lou?
      O---is she hot?.....................................sarge........its a car
      N---I like cars!! my dad once too me to a baseball game and locked me into the car while he went and saw the game himself!!
      sniff....he was a true father
      O---Um...Nixon, i think he was trying to kill you
      N---Kill me??!! What!! Never!! who would try to kill me?
      K---Well i can think of 3 ppl in this room
      SM---Its not a car you Greentards, its a warthog, and her name is Cindy lou
      O---Cindy Lou? Why not sara? WAIT!! Better Yet, Lets call it Barry!!
      K---Barry!!!??Who names a car Barry? thats a guy name, you name it after a girl you fucktard
      O---Says who?
      K---Says me

      CY---So the telepathic message you recieved from the future, told you not to ruin the car?
      S---Yeah, thats it
      CY---Ok dude, like you officially lost it
      J---Um, sir, while we'r on the subject of cars, did command send us any vehicles?
      B---Yeah, i put in an order form for a tank a month ago, shouldn't it be here by now?
      J---WE'RE GETTIN A TANK!! SWEET! no one told me
      B---Yes i did you moron, but you were all like, these brownies the greens sent over are good
      S---So, um Brokk? uh...how ...did...you...pay...for...the tank?
      B---Oh, I just hacked into the green base mainframe and stole someguy named O'Donnells paycheck for the next 2 years

      K---Srage, the new vehicle is cool and all that, but how in hell did you pay for it?
      SM---hehehe, lets just say O'Donnell here won't be gettin a paycheck for the next 4 years
      O---WHAT!! why me?.....im a single parent........with a dog.......and a kid named Sandy..........and......a wife.....
      N---Uh, doesn't single parent mean, you don't have a wife?
      O---.............................no?

    • Episode 01--The Beggining

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      Key
      O---Private O'Donnell
      N---Private Nixon
      S---Sargent Miles
      K---Private Klark
      CY---Captain Young
      ST---Private Stevenson, Stevey Or Steve
      B---Private Brookeman
      J---Private Jake

      Setting---Containment
      Game and Console----Halo 2, Xbox

      Green Base
      0---"We were in the middle of a desolate battlefield. Bullet holes scarred the bloody terrain as the..."
      k---"O'Donnell?! What the fuck are you doing? And what in hell are you reading while I'm on the subject"
      O---"Oh....um.....you see....its the new steven king novel chip. Codename: Badlands, its about these..."
      K----" I don't care cock sucker, where the hell did you get that?!
      O----"Um, i ...kinda....stole...it from Nixon...
      k----What kind of brain dead idiot are you?
      O---Hey shut up klark, it as either this or the 101 ways to pleaze yourself while your alone novel chip and i was definitly not gonna take that
      K----Just ......go and die o'donnell k
      O---UP YOURS
      k----God...why did you put me here?....why am i here with this bumbling idiot who doesn't know how to use a electronic toothbrush?
      O---Well first off, we're fighting a war with the yellows who apparently are inside their base drinking wut seems to apparently be hot choclate while we're apparently standing out here, in the cold freezing our buns off....hey....that toothbrush thing...that wasn't nice...
      K----Oh shut your trap, im cold too but sarge gave us orders to stand and be on lookout to make sure the yellows aren't sneaking up on us, and im gonna follow his orders
      k---This is all abut that new promotion isn't it, you hope to get promoted to corpral cuz sarge hinted at it, well guess what buddy! Your the newbie here so i'll give you a 101 on sarge, HE never gives promotions so stop brownosing him
      k---You moron, nixon told me all about when sarge gave you a promotion to chef, you guys were eating fudge brownies for a week
      O----Hey..... there was also homemade apple juice too...

      Yellow Base

      J---Hey Brooke?
      B---Whats up Jake?
      J----Are you gay?
      B---Sigh.....FOR GOD SAKES IM NOT FUCKING GAY K,
      J---Jeez, settle down, i was just wondereing..................................................are you sure?
      B---K, thats it, your dead, come here you little basturd....
      CY---Hey dudes.....Book? wut in god hell are you doing?
      B---Sir, Jake was calling me names sir.....and my names Brookman
      J---What are we? kindergarteners? want a cell phone so you can tattle to your mommy?
      B---Arggggg,
      CY---Ok Bookmen, mellow down, we got trouble, Stewie had just recieved a telepathic message from the future...
      J---Stewie?......whos stewie?......are you stewie?
      B---No....Im Brookman for the last time, i think he means Stevenson
      J---And How can you receive a message from the future...they don't even know we exist!!
      B---sigh....Whats the message sir?
      CY---Settle down Booknun, im getting to that
      B---ITS BROOKMAN!
      CY----Starkson said it involved some new type of enemy.....some kind of alien
      B---And we'r gonna listen to Stevenson? His last so-called telepathic message told us not to eat the brownies the Greens sent over right after we eat them
      J---Don't forget the apple Jiuce.....mhmhmhm....just like ma used to make it
      CY---Anyways, lets get prepaid for this new enemy, Bikeman, you pack up and Jake, you gather up all the weapons
      B---Oh, sure remeber his name,.....god...i knew i should've picked the Chinese squad...at least when they make fun of me...i can't understand them....
      CY--Whats that Booklemom?
      B---Sigh...nothing sir...
      J---Hurry up Brookman, theres hot chocolate waiting for us back at the base!!

      Back At the Yellow Base

      CY---So Slippysen, whats the message?
      S---What message?
      CY---The telepathic message you told me you recieved from the future
      S---Oh That?.....................lets see............................................think.............................think...........
      J---God, this is gonna take for ever
      S---.......................YES!! i got it
      B---30 seconds?! Thats a new record stevey!
      J---So whats the message?
      S---The message is..............................................................................................................
      CY---Yes?
      S---WHOA!! When did you guys get here?
      B---STEVEY!!! WHATS THE FREAKIN MESSAGE?
      S---What message?
      J---Are we going to have to beat it out of you or are you gonna remeber it yourself?
      S----....um................hold on.............................slot 1 goes to slot 6...........................make an L with your thumb and.............oreos taste bad in orange jiuce.......hah...ok i got it
      B---A minute 54......he almost made it....
      CY---So...wuts the message?
      S---The message is....don't...........ruin..............the........car
      J---What car? we don't have a car, does it have spinning hub caps?
      CY----Thats the message? You told me it was about our mortal enemys, The green dudes
      S----And you are?
      B---ARRRRGGGGG

      O---Chapter 3, Indians of the sea....
      K---O'DONNELL SHUT THE FUCKIN HELL UP
      N--Sirs?
      K---AND WUT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?....oh...sorry Nixon
      N---....im scared of you.....
      O---Settle down Klark, hes just a rookie, now put the gun back into your purse next to your tampons...
      K---Thats it, im sick of you, its a huge snowy canyon and it has alot of empty crevices to dump your dead body...
      O---Jeez, settle down, anyways rookie, wuts brings you up here?
      N---Sarge wanst you and Mr. Angermanagement guy over here to report back to the base, we got a package from command!!
      O---Ok, we'll be right there

    • Yellow Vs Green : Season 1--Episode 00

      13 years ago

      PrvtODonnell

      * This is my new series of Yellow Vs Green, kinda like Red Vs Blue. I Hope Roster teeth sees this someday and decides to make a Yellow Vs Green series instead of my script -Like storie...please enjoy

      Episode 00---Introduction

      The Green Army
      Sargent Miles---The Qick Talking, Cocky Attitude Guy in charge of the Greens
      Prvt O'Donnell--- The Main Character of our story, sumtimes stupid , other times smart
      Pvt Nixon---The stupid loser type guy who joined the covenent- earth war cus his mom kicked him out of her house, He can sometimes be freakeshly strong
      Pvt Klark--- The brains of the green army, has a really bad anger management problem, trys to be the hero all the time

      The Yellow Army
      Captain Young---The mellow Hippie who is assigned to keep the yellow army under control
      Pvt Stevenson---The really stupid, has-no-brains type of guy, has physchic powers but doesn't know he does
      Prt Brookeman--- The punk type of kid, thinks he smarter then everyone eles, truth be told, he mostly is
      Prvt Jake--- The guy who thinks he all cool, always talking about chicks and bling-bling and money and all that other crap

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  • Comments (34)

    • Fredboi

      13 years ago

      lol

    • Kaboose808

      13 years ago

      hey man who u want to win the superbowl?

    • hurricaneham

      13 years ago

      hey plz vote for me in UgotPowned contest thz

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      13 years ago

      nice profile

    • Death_Row

      13 years ago

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    • Kaboose808

      13 years ago

      just got back from my trip laterz

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

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    • Alpha_Prime

      13 years ago

      Just wanted to tell ya, Happy New Year!! Now go drink somemore booze!!!!......

    • Mortikie

      13 years ago

      Happy New Year!

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

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    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      Hey There :) smiley9.gif

    • NeoHeartless

      13 years ago

      merry christmas Donnell and a very Pleasant and very Happy New Year

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    • Feed

      13 years ago

      greetings random friend request

    • Noctambule

      13 years ago

      Anybody that like's AC/DC is my friend ;-)

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

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    • Evil_Nixon

      13 years ago

      "YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO BE FRIEND WITH YOURSELF? GO FUCK SOMETHING.....AND NOT YOUR MOM"
      Yeah, I got that too. But..I love myself! *self hug*
      ...
      ...
      I'm such a loser.

    • IxxMercxxI

      13 years ago

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    • SilntStrike

      13 years ago

      Haha
      nice job

    • Katarn

      13 years ago

      Yes, I like your episodes. I think they should be animated.

    • Xunks

      13 years ago

      Wouldn't it more appropritely be "Orangevs. Green"? Because Red, Blue, and Yellow are all primary colors. So the direct opposite of Yellow is Red and Blue. While the direct opposite of Green is Orange and Purple.

      (By the way your episodes are pretty good I think.)

    • Caboose11749

      13 years ago

      why hello there didnt see you. I am getting to be voted for. (wow that did not sound right.) well anyway go to www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=624640 and vote vote vote!!! but you dont have to vote for me.

    • brianminch

      13 years ago

      I have to give you credit. Your Yellow vs Green is interesting, but you can tell that you got 99% of your material from RT. I can practically hear the voices from RT being applied to your characters

    • Caboosex1x

      13 years ago

      you spell Metallica <like that

    • Wade_Hood

      13 years ago

      l0l man you funny well from your profile that is.

    • Bobinaterx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I thought that it was good
      keep goin

    • Murf

      13 years ago

      hey man I think about starting and RvB thing, but with Farcry if you dont gave an dam can I use your strip?

    • 6ix_pac

      13 years ago

      man, funny shit, i hope they do change it into some eps, u should have used covenent vehicles though,. man i still need more friends :( i've only got 1 thou lol, i'm so alone.

    • ReokuHimura

      13 years ago

      O: Thanks for the friends thingy O:

    • superman124d

      13 years ago

      I expected this to be shit, what with the blaitant ripping off of RVB but that is some really funny shit. A bit too close to RVB for my liking but fuck it! i'd still watch it. Can't wait to see if you can turn it into a full machinima. Keep us updated.
      ( Dont worry you ain't the only one with no friends)

    • Murf

      13 years ago

      hey shit me up some time!! i'll get you some friends!

    • Murf

      13 years ago

      sweet shit man!!!

    • 6ix_pac

      13 years ago

      haha looks good..hmmm no friends!!! well i cant laugh, i have none either lol, i jus signed up, even though i've been watching RvB for i year now (don't ask)

    • jimmyjamjom

      13 years ago

      nice script by the way

    • jimmyjamjom

      13 years ago

      lol. no friends

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