PsiMatrix

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    • Guess what?

      13 years ago

      PsiMatrix

      I'm drunk again only this tiem my tyiping skills are reall gooosd ! smiley0.gif

      Why am I such a kick-ass Halo PC Player when I'm drunk?
      I managed to join a game 4-1 against me(the game is FIVE CAPTURES WINS) and turn it around to a 5-4 win FOR MY TEAM! (YES, MY TEAM and I got two of the captures)
      I won a Death Island game by flying into the base twice and sneaking away in a Banshee (like an MC height off the ground whistling the Willow theme tune)
      I was fighting a fianl battle in Battle Creek where I got FOUR of the FIVE winning captures for the flag.

      I should be drunk ALL the time!

    • I'm not this bad at Halo CE Mapbuilding

      13 years ago

      PsiMatrix

      I want to build custom stuff, I use ready-made stuff
      I can get almost anything working

      I am not this bad - the scarab wa put into a map by someone and this is all it did, standing still and dancing.

    • MPs, A Chairleg Production

      13 years ago

      PsiMatrix

      Chairleg Productions Homepage

      From the people that brought you Nephrons come a series following the life of Larry Truman, a war correspondant attached to a squad of Military Police (MPs) near the front line.

      Episode 1 - Truman introduces a few of the main characters but loses his helmet

      Epsidoe 2 - Benedict is called back to the depot whilst the Covenant get too close for Trumen's liking

      Posted in a journal because it may just get swallowed up by the Machinmaking forum

    • MPs - A ChairLeg Production

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      PsiMatrix

      Chairleg Productions Homepage

      From the people that brought you Nephrons come a series following the life of Larry Truman, a war correspondant attached to a squad of Military Police (MPs) near the front line.

      Episode 1 - Truman introduces a few of the main characters but loses his helmet

      Epsidoe 2 - Benedict is called back to the depot whilst the Covenant get too close for Trumen's liking

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    • Kismit

      13 years ago

      PsiMatrix

      Yesterday my manager threw away a piece of BT hardware that had been sitting under the counter for nearly two years.
      Last night, a night I normally NEVER work I found it in the bin and rescued it.
      This morning TWO BT vans turned up just across the road from where I work around an hour before I was due to leave
      So as I left I picked up this hardware and handed it to the workmen who where grateful to get it.

      Now I only ended up doing this night because my colleague needed to go to London this morning which he knew about last week. I agreed and if I hadn't been there it would've certainly ended up staying in that bin and ultimately a landfill somewhere rotting away for centuries (plastic does rot eventually). And I only checked the bin because I couldn't find a note that I needed to return because of the aforementioned colleague.

    • 24 Jack Bauer Facts

      13 years ago

      PsiMatrix

      You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

      If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

      If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

      Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

      Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

      Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

      Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

      1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

      Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait, that is a real fact.

      Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

      Jack Bauer let the dogs out.

      Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.

      Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

      If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

      Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

      Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

      Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

      When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f'cking hates lemonade.

      When you open a can of whoop ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

      Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

      The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

      Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

      Cancer is not the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. It's Jack Bauer

      People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

      It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

      Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

      Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.

      When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer

      Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f'*****g do it.

      When Jack Bauer says there are 24 facts... THERE ARE 24 FACTS.
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    • Whoa...creepy

      13 years ago

      PsiMatrix

      Browsing a topic entitled "Why Voyager gets a bad rep" when these links came up
      Ronald D. Moore talking about his experience working on Voyager
      Part 1
      Part 2
      Part 3
      Part 4
      The way he describes working on Voyager is almost word for word how I feel about SvF. Huh.

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  • Comments (88)

    • FreezeHero

      12 years ago

      haha just wanted to say I liked your guest comic for MSpencer today, haha *sips tea* STOP! Hammer time! haha.

      -Freeze

    • Nethero

      12 years ago

      what's up playa?

    • Emre004

      12 years ago

      Nice work with HCEC Series 4: Static.

      It sure was a helluva lot better than the past 3 series.

    • wizardmon5

      13 years ago

      Yeah, sure, that'd be awesome!

      I just need you to yell it. Like, actually scream. =P


      Then you can send it to my e-mail, or upload it to YouSendIt.com and give me the link.

    • MSpencer

      13 years ago

      I read something similar to the bee/moth thing. In WW2 the U.S. considered using bats strapped with incendiary devices strapped to them against the Japanese. After the first atomic bomb test the program was dropped.

      On a related note, did you know termites have a self-destruct ability? It's called autothysis, apparently its a defense mechanism against ants and other insects. Sort of an "if I go down I'm taking you with me!!" defense.

      I don't think I can write comedy anymore. The real world is too funny to compete with.

    • MSpencer

      13 years ago

      I have to ask....explosive bees? Sounds like something from a Megaman game. How did that work?

    • Nethero

      13 years ago

      Ic Ic.. well the whole thing was done over the internet.

      It probably should of been a triliogy of 3 short videos and thats it.

    • MasterSgt60

      13 years ago

      Oh yea thats right I just watched a video yesterday and noticed that you were in it. I forgot about most of the characters because I haven't seen an episode in a very long time which is because of your writer or whatever. I knew Zatch was on this site and I asked him why the production suddenly halted and he told me It would be back soon.

    • MasterSgt60

      13 years ago

      Oh I think they should make a Death Island map with pelicans. They had a map like that in this show thats like RvB but its called Sponsors vs Freeloaders. Its the best machinima series next to RvB but they haven't made any episodes lately.

    • MasterSgt60

      13 years ago

      I like Alonewinder and POA space is pretty cool also and portent has to be the most awesome looking map I' ve downloaded. I also like to see the AI maps and I wish there were more of them.

    • MasterSgt60

      13 years ago

      Hey I heard you know alot about Halo CE from Hills. Do you play Halo CE or know any good mods?

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      13 years ago

      I do not know off the top of my head. Use photosho, find teal, check HTML colors and it'll give you the code.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      No sweat, we cool.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for being my friend.

    • Godzilla2K4

      13 years ago

      My post in the SvF thread is not a personal attack on you. I'm just making some funnies, so please don't take it as an attack. Have a nice day.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Thanks for clarifying RRP. Oh, and by the way, I just want you to know that you got me hooked on Two Lumps. Now I'm like a junkie fiending for his next hit. You ruined my life.

    • Bryy

      13 years ago

      Nice job, man.

    • TKdademon

      13 years ago

      Aw, poor Psi. smiley6.gif

    • TKdademon

      13 years ago

      You seem a bit biased against Sev.
      Not that I blame you.

    • Angelus7

      13 years ago

      You don't think maybe he's just waiting for everyone to start complaining about mods being gone once the forum falls into dissary? Then he can say to all the noobs and hate-mailers who didn't want the mods "Hah! Told you so!"

    • Angelus7

      13 years ago

      Obviously, my comment in your images is wrong, but I was wondering what exactly is the whole MOD-less thing?

      Post edited 3/30/06 2:26PM

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Hell, I feel you on that. I'm not buying one yet either even though my favorite gaming buddy is pushing me to get one but I see it the same way you do and I'm not into gaming on the same level he is. Anyway, after I read that I had to let you know that you dropped jewels. A lot of the journals I read don't be talking about shit, but that was definitely food for thought.

    • funiemonkie2

      13 years ago

      yay for you!

      smiley12.gif

    • 888DALEJR

      13 years ago

      Congrats whoop!!!!!

    • 1156

      13 years ago

      yay for you, featured user. smiley12.gif

    • The_Dark2

      13 years ago

      congratulations

    • Sanghelli

      13 years ago

      Hey congrats on the Featured user, and keep it up with SvF...

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      congratulations smiley11.gif

    • lostphoenix

      13 years ago

      congrats on being the featured user also

    • lostphoenix

      13 years ago

      i love your username

    • botosai

      13 years ago

      Gratz on finnally becoming the FU

    • Laird

      13 years ago

      Welcome to the Abused Users Club.

    • Loop1106

      13 years ago

      congrats on being the FU

    • Frelled

      13 years ago

      Congratulations!!

    • S1apSh0es

      13 years ago

      Congrats on FU
      SvF rules

    • CravnMorHead

      13 years ago

      Congrats on being featured

    • Angelus7

      13 years ago

      Dude, Psi, congrats on the FU. Long time comin. Now pimp out the show man, the show! smiley8.gif

    • Gromash

      13 years ago

      congrats on being the featured user and "It's one thing to know the future, it's another thing to live it." phong said that right?

    • Nicker3

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being the featured user.

    • Kabuse

      13 years ago

      Congrats on Featured!

    • efinity

      13 years ago

      kngrtlshnz! and go svf!!

    • LTZAK

      13 years ago

      congrats on FU!!

    • JulyFlame

      13 years ago

      Congrats on the featured user thing and whatnot.

      Hope they don't utterly kill your watchlist. smiley6.gif

    • EYVoom

      13 years ago

      Nice Job

    • TheGame1700

      13 years ago

      Congrats, Psi. feature user of the day

    • Styms FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      congrats on being featured

    • TCR

      13 years ago

      My congrats to you good sir!

    • MrBen410

      13 years ago

      congrats of featured user :D

    • Mattatius

      13 years ago

      congrats on being featured user.

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      Congrats on getting Featured User smiley0.gif

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