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    • Grity pt. 3

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      ok so I'm just really motivated to write... but it wont always be an everyday thing and please if you read this LEAVE A COMMENT TO MARK YOUR PASSING! good or bad i want feedback from you fuckers.

      Derrick shielded his lighter with one hand and struck it with the other while he puffed on his ciggarette. there was 7 others with him that all lit up as a green covered truck passed through the back alley that fed into the abandoned basketball court in between some worn down projects. their was a flash of motion and out dropped a crate. everyone looked both ways before jogging over to the downed crate. Derrick was the first to get to it and he picked it up and walked it to the trunk of one of their cars he plopped it down and held open his palm. he waited for the familiar slap of metal on his skin.

      With a pop the crowbar opened the top of the crate. inside was cardboard cartons filled with bullets. every man reached in and grabbed a carton or two and started filling magazines they produced from various pockets with the rounds. One slapped his freshly loaded mag into an Uzi 9mm machine pistol and pocketed it before continuing to load magazines. after they were finished loading magazines they got into their cars.

      Kevin used his two fingers to open the shades that remained hanging in the office of the dilapidated warehouse. he saw the three cars pull up and the men get out. he turned to his associates.
      "We've got company."

      Derrick got out of the car as they all huddled together. they glanced at each other.
      "well someone has to be first... nose goes" everyone touched their finger to their nose except Derrick.

      "Fuck me." everyone pulled out their guns and walked to the door they opened it and slided inside. Derrick walked in the center of the floor that was broken by rows of concrete support columns with his shotgun out. he heard soemthing clang and spun to face the noise as everyone froze. he stared ahrder into the gloom and saw a streak of white scurry by.

      "just a mouse... shit!" Derrick saw from behind the pile of machinery the rodent had just left a man shaped shadow rise up holding something that gleamed of death in the blackness. Derrick didn't wait and pulled the trigger and both barrels discharged. the gleaming metal flew upwards and then the warehouse was filled with light and explosions as both sides opened fire. Derrick dropped behind a column and bumped his head gently as he reloaded.

      "Fuck me why do I always lose at nose goes."

      "why do i always have to go first?"

    • Gritty pt. 2

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      1st Installment
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/modHistoryView.php?a=journal&i=1487541

      read before this one. this is to get people's interest in the series going...

      Andrew sat in his chair and met the gaze of the impressivley tall and muscular man in front of him. the man took in his aides with more than passing curiosity. they were clad in black crosets that flowed straight into black dresses that went down to the floor. they were wearing soemthing underneath those corsets he could tell. there heads were shaved except for at the back there were these circular tattos that had odd embellishments on the outside of the ring and within the ring flowed long straight black hair on one and long blond hair in a braid on the other. the tattoo almost seemed a mark as well as a status symbol. Andrew snapped his fingers.

      "Now dont get too distracted mate they wont do you any favors 'cept save you from ever having to pay child support. now tell me again what you want." The big man brought his gaze off from the busty corsets and met the younger man's gaze.

      "I need something small and compact that can clear a room quick."
      "High rate of fire or stopping power?"
      "Give me the stoppign power."
      "Let's see what do i got..." Andrew tipped back in his chair his two thumbs meeting and his fingertips also to form a triangle in front of his chest. then he remembered the kid who had come in the day before.

      "I'd like to get rid of this." Clide laid the shotgun and some of the various valuables of the man he'd killed in front of Andrew. Andrew picked up the shotgun.
      "the rest will be 40... this... let me see" Andrew opened the breech, snapped it shut with a flick of his wrist and then spun it around his wrist back into his grip."
      "Solid construction... ill give you 150 for it."
      "What i saw a regular shotgun selling for 350 at walmart this morning."
      "well this isn't walmart and this!" slaps the sawed off onto the table, "isn't exactly a firearm that meets legal specifications. if you dont like the 150 take ur piece and walk."
      "alright" Andrew waved and from a side door came a girl dressed semi similarly as to the two beside Andrew. it was all blakc leather and latex but it was all straps and no dress and aloowed various pieces of anatomy to be seen. she had the same tattoo but less intricately detailed and had no hair she also had a ball gag in her mouth and was holding a tray that carried a small stack of money.
      "its 200, 10 extra. now count it to your satisfaction and its been a pleasure." Clide counted the ten dollar bills and nodding elft without further word.

      Andrew snapped back from the present and reaching under his desk slid the shotgun to his costumer.
      "Does that tickle your fancy."
      "yea im positively giddy."
      "300 even and you'll get the gun and 20 rounds you cna buy mroe yourself but if you need any more than 20 with that thing in a firefight your probably fucked anyways" the man laid three hundred dollar bills on the table.
      "we're also going to need another case of ammo for our previous purchase."
      "thats another 100" the fourth hundred dollar bill joined his three brothers on the table, Andrew policed it up.
      "I'll have it sent to the usual place mate. Have a good day."

      That was what Derrick remembered of the day leading up to his current situation. He rounded the corner that the support post he was hiding behind offered as covered and sent someone flying backwards as bullets flew past him from both sides of the warehouse. He chambered two more rounds into his shotgun, sweat clinging to his brow. he checked his pocket... 6 shells left.
      "looks like that punk was right... need anyrhing more than 20 shells and your probably fucked anyway. Fuck me it was a shitty day anyways"

    • I want to write something... Gritty

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      So this is going to be a weekly, bi weekly collection of short stories that i hope people will like if you read this and enjoy it don't mod share with others and leave comments and suggestions or even ideas. thanks. -Andrew

      Clide was working the graveyard shift of the 7/11 gas station on the corner of elm and vine on the outskirts of town. he hated the hours but the pregnant cow of a manager kept sticking him with the crap times and it was the only job he could take with his schedule. with a sigh he turned his eyes down to his anatomy homework. at that moment the 11:55 train chose to pass by at 12:10 and the knives hanging on the wall behind him began to rattle. he palmed them flat against the wall without even flinching the movement having become instinctive. he cursed the fucking 11:55, the 11:55 being fucking late, his fucking hours, his fucking manager, his fucking job, and his fucking luck.

      D'andre locked the two shells into the breech of his sawed off 12 gauge and snapped it shut as he brought the ski mask down over his face. he looked up at the bent post for the sign of elm and vine and then walked up to the door of the 7/11. he leveled his shotgun and then kicked.

      Clide slapped the knives flat against the wall as they shook on the wall he glanced up to see a masked man with a shotgun. his palm became a fist the fist mved over his shoulder and past his face and then opened into a palm again.

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING CUNT!" D'andre's hand was pinned to the wall by a knife through the palm. the son of a bitch had thrown a knife, who the fuck throws knives? he had even hit him too. he used his left hand to grab the handle and pulled firmly but it didn't budge. he switched the gun to his off hand and swung it wide and pointed it at the counter, an empty stool, a wall that was missing two knives it had moments before, and thin air. thats when D'andre felt cold steel on his throat.

      Clide was no fool and knew the first place the robber would aim was where he had been so he grabbed a knife and went all the way through one of the aisles and back down to come in the direction that the gun WASN'T pointed. once he had the knife to the guys throat he thought the man would be a bit mroe civilized.

      "Now, i need you to drop your fucking gun, before i slip and drag this cross your funcking throa- FUCK!" Clide ducked as the man leaned back and swung the shotgun in the opposite direction. there were two discharges and then Clide rose up and brought the tip of the knife straight up through the botton of the jaw. blood started to flwo out the man's mouth.

      D'andre couldn't talk anymore and tried to protest as Clide shook his jacket and then reached his hadn into the pocket where he kept his extra shells. He looked down and watched as Clide opened the breach the two spent casing springing out and replaced them with two fresh ones.

      "Ffffffffffff ughhhhhh" was all that he could manage with his tongue and jaw pinned as the last thing he saw were the two barrels of his own gun pointed like bottomless holes straight at him.

      Clide pulled the knife out of the hand and the arm fell loosely to the ground. he took the rest of the shells out of the pocket and searched through the body before he dragged the pile of meat to the dumpster and hid it under some bags. he looked at a student id card he found in the wallet as he returned to his anatomy. the name sounded familiar adn as he looked at his text it hit him.

      "FUCK, he sat next to me in class... now how am i going to get my fucking notes back." Clide sighed and cursed his luck and secreted the shotgun away in his bag. he knew where he could make some cash off it.

    • Fuck kill

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      somebody fucking kill me.... no no scrath that somebody fuck me and then kill me.

    • Old Shows

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Jesus... there are so many old shows that i keep discovering like through random chance... like Exo Squad does anyone remember that? what about some less older shows like Hysteria or Freakazoid? what about Beast Wars? does anyone remember Dinoriders from waaaaaay back? I miss these shows and some of them were gold mines. I'd ask if people remmebr invader zim but it has so much of a following that i bet the answer is yes. so guys tell me what you rememeber or add new shows to the list.

    • Street Fighter II: the animated movie

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      God damn that brings me back to the days of VHS! but now I have it on DVD and I have to say truly one of the best fighting movies ever

    • CHAPTER 9

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      IT'S DONE! comment if you want me to e-mail it to you

    • SPAMALOT!

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      I SAW IT AND YOU DIDN"T! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Chapter 8

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      its doen finished completamundo! yes the next installment of the exciting Tymochranus saga is here!

    • OMFG! THIS ROCKS!

      12 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      so i figured out how to make the computer make differnet noises when i do stuff... like if i make an error i get to hear R lee Ermy scream "What is your major malfunction numkb nuts?" curtosey of full metal jacket. when i plug in a device like an mp3 player i hear captain jack sparrow say "That is a wonderful trick" and when i disconnect he says "Easy on the goods darling" there are other random sayings... some monty python and the holy grail... more pirates of the carribean hehe i am so stoked lol

  • Comments (661)

    • Kunas00

      13 years ago

      Eddie Izzard rocks. It's cool to find someone else who acually knows who he is.

    • youseemeasme

      13 years ago

      wats going on

    • youseemeasme

      13 years ago

      hello

    • TornByHim

      13 years ago

      what's cookin good lookin?

    • ShadowCat666

      13 years ago

      Yes its squalls necklace... i got his gunblade and ring too lol

    • Bellatrix

      13 years ago

      i get the tiara cuz i'm the princess..

    • Phoenix_13

      13 years ago

      I love her in that movie.

    • Phoenix_13

      13 years ago

      She is Mina Harker, from Dracula. The character is from The League of Extrordinary Gentlemen.

      Post edited 5/14/06 11:34AM

    • Auriellis

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the love. smiley1.gif

    • TornByHim

      13 years ago

      Andrew, Andrew,Andrew. You willalways be a part of mylife but right now you are not "in" it. =( I will always love you stop worrying.

      =)

    • khaardun

      13 years ago

      thats a different story, it was made by the same guys who did the game so it does not count

    • TornByHim

      13 years ago

      thanks for the comment. I wish you could have taken me to prom too...<3 u

    • TornByHim

      13 years ago

      hey hey good lookin. hahah i talked to you yesterday finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      mmk here's ur comment go comment on my prom pic

      luv ya dear

    • Maidenscurse

      13 years ago

      hey! You know what?LOL your right.. it's funny
      I like this one:
      Henry Vlll

      smiley0.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Sheldwyn

      13 years ago

      Eddie Izzard is a God. You might like this guy and his humor, Mitch was his Idol.

      I think the first batallion transvestite brigade is a great Idea.

    • Maidenscurse

      13 years ago

      haha hey now... I ain't bashin 40k I am actually interested.. this is completly different no pansy here Biatch!

    • Velvet_Rage

      13 years ago

      I didn't think it needed one

    • pitbullsadie

      13 years ago

      shutupbenaked.gif

    • TNAI

      13 years ago

      Hey...you got a cute smily guy too ....he's soooo cute...

    • soakerette

      13 years ago

      ohh yeah i found that one, and I was gonna buy it but not enough money.
      thanks!

    • chaos_sniper

      13 years ago

      thank's for the help with my character have +2 for be a nice guy...

    • Phelio99

      13 years ago

      ooooooo

    • gsrottie

      13 years ago

      eddie izard ftw!! "I will eat all the leaavvess! muahahaha! More leaves than I should!!"

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      somebody stole my bones...

    • Maidenscurse

      13 years ago

      BTW you must see my respnse on my journal! smiley8.gif

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      Well, that may be because Wisconsin is awesome. smiley8.gif

    • Maidenscurse

      13 years ago

      hmm I had wanted to see that movie... I think I will reconsider smiley0.gif

    • CrazyNa

      13 years ago

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      U deserve it x

    • punky_babe89

      13 years ago

      you do know that Eddie Izard is a man right? smiley7.gif

    • Bloomsickle

      13 years ago

      hey thanx for the amazing offer lol but i was talking about horses...............

    • Bloomsickle

      13 years ago

      I KNOWWW IM SOOO EXCITED except i have to workkkk soo my parents have to tape it for meee im ordering some hoodies from there website toooo

    • TornByHim

      13 years ago

      new pics sexiness

      i love you.

    • CrazyNa

      13 years ago

      o right jst seems like everytime i speak to u u r jst sarcastic or bitchy.. anyways thanks 4 comment..

    • Church_Tuckr

      13 years ago

      punk smiley1.gif

    • cwissie

      13 years ago

      Hallo.

      Well, I know only one word in Norwegian. Schokolade. I don't think I even spelled it right, but I can say it!

      Mwuahaha.
      Yeh, I'm a bit strange. Don't mind me.
      I think Royksopp is a Norwegian music group. *ponder* Hm. Yes. Lovely group anyhow.

      Byebye.

    • Maidenscurse

      13 years ago

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      hahahaha!! lol have a good day!

    • Velvet_Rage

      13 years ago

      Thanks

    • TornByHim

      13 years ago

      holy mess i loved your story it had like the best ending. your amazing. i love you.

    • Maidenscurse

      13 years ago

      I posted this in my journal comments... but I wasn't sure if you would read it or not... so:

      "haha! yeah your the warhmmer friend.. No one else I know plays it :P
      lol no he admitted he wants to get into Warhammer... but he didn't need something else to spend money on.. besides he finds the concept of Painting and whatever else, everything a taxing task and too much work.... which is why he wants me to get into it.. ... I did enjoy looking at the pretty pictures in your gift... Mwa hahahahahaha! "

    • Ph3onix889

      13 years ago

      Dude, i am loving the Blood Angel Bling!

    • marklova2006

      13 years ago

      hey

    • Emo_Hobo

      13 years ago

      He is 15, I know a little young.

    • gspyda

      13 years ago

      my elementals ate your space marines

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      Blood-Angels.jpg

    • TuckerLover

      13 years ago

      Um, i have no idea. But Diana definatly knew I was taking a picture of her, and so did Kaitlyn.
      They are hot.
      Heh.

    • nasafreak87

      13 years ago

      You can't really see Jayne in this pic. But if you want to know more about the characters I would defiantly recommend watching the series.

    • punky_babe89

      13 years ago

      mmm i want that corset! that's hott and i'd look hott in it... lol later kinky smiley8.gif

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... smiley8.gif

    • TuckerLover

      13 years ago

      Happy Friday!
      smiley12.gif

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      when people refer to "back in the day", it was a wednesday. just a little fun fact for ya. take that home, chew on it. it's delicious

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