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    • a continuation of the random short

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      He wasn't in the best part of town, and he wasn't in a part of town where he exactly, blended in. In fact, he stuck out like a sore thumb, of course a sore thumb would have been a darker shade considerably better for blending in. Neverminding that he was determined to sit down and enjoy the footlong sub he had ordered. He had just lifted up half of it for his first bite when three bodies bust through the door he was facing.

      He hung his head. One could say they were stereotypically "Street" which loosely translated into "Dumb assholes". But one was carrying a Glock 9mm, sideways as he stuffed it into the face sitting forward and to the right of his table. He kept watching and took a bite of his sub. OH HE LOVED IT! IT WAS DELICIOUS! When he finally brought his attention back to the scene in front of him the guy with the gun was asking if he looked funny. So of course he had to hang his head and laugh.

      "You think I look funny Ivory?"

      "Actaully yeah, I do. But it's a legitimate reason."

      "WHAT THE FUCK!? MOTHUH FUCKUH I"VE GOT A FUCK' in GUN HERE SON! Why you still here?"

      "I'm here because... I... am a problem solver, and I was in the middle of solving the problem of an empty stomach. Now I can solve another problem, your problem."

      "Oh yea? Whas my problem then?"

      "Well you look like an idiot who doesn't know how to use a gun."

      "I know how to use it!"

      "Of course... but I garuntee if you pull that trigger you won't hit me. Here let me show you. Dont freak out just mimic me, and point the gun back at him if you wouldn't mind. Alright turn your hips out so that your firing hand is more forward that your non firing side. Ok now..."

      He grabbed the man's hand over the gun and tilted it upright.

      "See how you can use the sights now? That will avoid misses.Now there's two mroe problems to solve, one your gun is on safe" he clicked it off, "And two, is actually three... you three."

      He drove the gun back snapping the finger in the tirgger well and he used it to pull the trigger into the face of one of his friends. He punched the man in the face and then used that elbow to pull his head down and turn him into the path of his other friend. It was over in the next three seconds as he calmly sighted the gun on the other man's nose and pulled the trigger and then put it against his dummy's left chest and discharged a few rounds to make sure he got the heart. He let the body and gun drop to the floor.

      "Holy shit..."

      He turned and sat across from the man they ahd been threatening.

      "I'll take my money now."

      He was slid a manilla envelope and he took it smiling.

      "And that solves my bill problem for the next few months. Ta ta."

      With that he got up, picked up his sub and walked out of the establishment.

    • Phobos 13

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      A letter to Hammond of Texas

      it's short but sweet. also read 12 and tell me yall's thoughts on the space battles.

    • Random Short

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      He splashed water on his face and looked into the mirror at himself.

      "You can do this... I know you can. You are a confident, assured, sexy healthy young white single hetero male. You are the peak of society, high class and refined. There's no reason why this won't work.

      So why haven't we gone out and done it yet?

      I don't know... You've done this dozens of times before you can do it again. C'mon chin up. Yeah, you are so bad ass.

      FUCK... *sigh* what are you doing in here? They're out THERE, were you need to be. Lets run through it one more time. Walk out there, go up to them and just put it all out on the table. Roll the dice, let the cards fall where they may...

      Maybe you're just worried about everyone else seeing you fail. Just don't choke. BUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

      A door opened and the pulse of techno music filled the bathroom for a minute and another man walked in.

      "What's a matter brother? You look like shit."

      "I'm nervous, there's someone out there and-"

      He held up his hands.

      "Say no more. I understand completely."

      "You do?"

      "Yeah. C'mon we've all had those moments of doubt. Everyh guy questions whether or not they're game is gonna hold out for 'em that night? But its one night brotha, if you bomb tonight there's another tommorow. Listen just walk out there, go rught up to 'em. Look 'em right in the eye and then just whip it out, man. And while you're laying it down just keep your eye on the target."

      "You think so?"

      "It's quick and painless and there's no frills."

      "Thanks. I'll think I'll do that."

      "Knock 'em dead tiger."

      "That's the idea..."

      He walked out into the crowded club and pushed his way through to the bar. He tapped them on the shoulder. He kept his eye on the target/

      "Excuse me."

      "Yes? Do I know you?"

      "No, but I have something for you from a mutual friend."

      "Oh well let me have it then."

      He reached into his coat pocket and with a flash drew out a matte black AMT Hardballer with silencer and put two bullets into the man's chest and another between his eyes and then turned and faded into the crowd. He was out the door by the time the screaming started.

    • Epic Defiance

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      "My name is Saul Tigh. I'm an officer in the Colonial Fleet. Whatever else I am, whatever else it means, that's the man I want to be. And if I die today, that's the man I'll be."

      -Colonel Saul TIgh
      one of the final five cylons

    • Phobos

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Phobos 12

      Read it if you like space battles.

    • The Anger Grows... (reasons count)

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Alright... So if anyone knows anything about my history they know that West Point didn't exactly work out for me. So i moved back home. (1) and now have to attend a local college, Fayetteville State University. It's a Historically Black College, oh goodies. let me try and break down the population for you. There's about 70% black people, 75% of them are ignorant bastards (2), twice people have tried to steal MY stuff while it was 2 feet away from MY face (3). 20% of the population is white, and 75% of them act like the 75% of black people who make me angry so they look ridiculous doing it (4). and the other 10% are of other ethnicities and they tend to act the way the majority of their ethnicity acts. My classes are alright but one of my teachers is from India and barely speaks english (5) and focuses more on discipline and control then actually teaching. (6) also he says that absences casued by my duties with the National Guard and ROTC class are not reasons to miss HIS class. (7) and that I am now failing because I've missed more than the maximum allowed. (8) I haven't grappeled since december. (9) I have been stood up constantly by women for things as simple as study dates since decemeber as well. (10) the only two girls to live through on their word one is in Asheville 3 hours away (11) or in the case of Film Girl is moving away (12,13,14... you get the picture). If I fail that one class, I'm not sure if my gpa will be above a 2.5, which North Georgia will still accept my transfer but I'll have to pay for school until my grades are higher than 2.5 (16) and that would kill all the money I saved for a vehicle. (17) and my final anger is that my muse is gone (18). I can still write fight scenes and the like but plots, names, characters slip through my fingers. It's why my favorite and best work the Tymochranus Saga is stuck at 10 chapters I know where to take it but the words just dont come and I wont settle for mediocre or less then in my writing. *sigh* and now I have to work on my day off, oh joy. (19)

    • Thrice I tell you!

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      March 17, 2006
      March 17, 2007

      HAPPY ST. PATS FUCKERS!
      Ok today is the day of the Irishmen ooo very sparkly very green. thats all well and good for them. but I'm not Irish I'm Norwegian... My people sailed across the seas and raped and pillaged their kind. Also Norway is filled with Islands and one of the ways people get food is by... get this... Fishing. Ireland is a big fuckin' island fuckin' surrounded by water. The Irish almost starve because of the potato... the POTATO! How bad off are you if your entire people nearly gets wiped out by a fuckin' tuber! FOR GOD SAKE'S JUST STOP DRINKING AND GO FISHING! HELL YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO STOP DRINKING NEAR EVERYONE DRINKS WHILE THEY FISH, HELL THATS WHY THEY GO FISHIN' IN THE FIRST PLACE AS AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK! Why am I bitching u ask? I'll tell you why, you Irish were pagans before they nailed christ to a cross. Then Patrick came over and taught u what for... now you've got a fuckin holiday for him! We were pagans too! WE WERE COVNERTED! were the fuck is our patron saint and his fucking holiday! Where's St. Ole's day eh? He deserves a day because we DIDN'T martyr his ass like the other missionaries before him. all St. Patrick did was to run a bunch of snakes off the island. hell if he hadn't you coulda eaten snake stew instead of having to go fish! so GIVE ME SAINT OLE"S DAY YOU PANSIES!

    • Army of Two

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Is fucking BA

    • Christian School Misfits part 15

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Christa Hagerty crept into her father's office. He always kept a couple hundred bucks and some pills stashed around the place. But something was wrong, there was someone in her father's chair. Slowly it spun around and the figure was stroking something furry in his lap.

      "AHHH Miss Hagerty, I've been expecting you."

      "Oh my GAWD, did you cut apart my mink stole!?"

      "There was a shortage of cats around."

      "Who the FUCK are you?"

      Adrien had gone to great lengths on his disguise. There was a grid of crisscrossing scar tissue on the left side of his face, artificial hair blended seemlessly with his bald cranium and he had a goatee and thin mustache, and his right eye had a contact that gave the orb a milky appearance.

      "Who I am... that shouldn't concern you. What should concern you is what I know and what I want."

      "I think you should lea-"

      "You have a five hundred dollar a month drug habit. You started with prescription pills but have since moved on to x and coke and a one time binge on heroin. Your father has the pill habit but none of the hard drugs although he has a gambling problem that costs him about thirty grand a year although hes managed to keep it under wraps for this upcoming congressional election. Your mother always has been and always will be... a whore, you of all of her 4 children are the only one that actually belongs to him. He's kept this quiet too and has since named you his primary heir and your daddy's favorite."

      "I'm impressed."

      "Naaaa-HOT done their Chris. I know you're fucking one Miss Natalie Tomaj and a Miss Samantha Granger. Cause you are in fact Christopher Hagerty."

      "You're really good."

      Adrien snapped his fingers.

      "I forgot to mention the daily ass pounding you take from one James Hendricks, which I'm pretty sure is the only one you don't fake it with. I'm pretty sure if any of that came out it would be pretty devestating to your father's election campaign and to his law career. This would in turb piss off the local organized crime that pay him to see their interests."

      "So what do you want? Why not go to my father with this?"

      "Becasue you're the one with illegal drugs coursing through your system, and the record to prove it, you can't go to the police like he can."

      "Alright now tell me what you want."

      "You have the resources and the contacts to get your hands on a sufficiently large amount of coke."

      "How much?"

      "A single kilo. However you'll find that someone recently bought up most of the stuff in the city. Have fun, I'll be in touch."

      Adrien got up and walked past the stunned boy.

      *****************************************************************************************************************************************

      Adrien whistled to himself. Through an elaborate set of deals and alliances he had managed to garuntee that every dealer in the city would deny having any large amount of coke after selling it to a man and would direct Chris Hagerty to one very special dealer. The fact is the selling point that had gotten all of them, was revenge. They understood this desire, and for some reason had been remarkably willing to cooperate. Also he was going to get rid of some competition. He watched the alleyway where the dealer was waiting for Adrien's victim. He keyed the walkie talkie he had linked to two cops.

      "Now you understand you are to wait for my signal before you go in there waving your badges and handcuffs yes?

      "We got it."

      "Good just enjoy the horrbily sick and twisted show I've concocted."

      ******************************************************************************************************************************************

      Chris Hagerty approached Javier Rodriguez in the alley.

      "You lookin' to score little lady?"

      "Yeah, all the dealers tell me you're the only one with a key left in the whole fucking city."

      "That's about all I got... How much you got?"

      "Enough."

      Chris held up an evelope stuffed with cash.

      "Yeah but a key is all I got. You gotta offer me an incentive to go oughtta business till my next shipment comes in."

      "I'll blow you."

      "Deal sister."

      ******************************************************************************************************************************************

      Adrien listened over the mike he had planted in the alley, as Chris hagerty degraded her... himself. He also heard the cops talking to each other.

      "Oh wow... look at her go!"

      "My wife doesn't even do that... look at ehr she's getting off on it. She's reaching down man."

      "Dude... what did she just pull out?"

      "Holy shit... That's a guy!"

      Adrien listened as the dealer finished and forced Chris to swallow. He keyed the mike he had with the cops.

      "Alright boys, You're turn."

      Adrien watched as the lights on their civilian patrol car flashed and floodlights illuminated the scene in the alley. He chuckled as the dealer jumped away from the sight of Chris' equipment. Adrien walked away satisfied, Rodriquez had syphillis to boot.

  • Comments (661)

    • amber

      11 years ago

      it's pretty much already finished. i'm just lazy in taking a photo and posting it.

    • TheForge

      11 years ago

      I liek the writing, it's really good
      I'm still only half through the first sith chapter though

    • CaptZodiac

      11 years ago

      Keep going.

    • LotusANM

      11 years ago

      i'd have to go through it again. of course its only a matter of personal preference and its nothing that is blatantly obvious. i'll go over it again tomorrow and probably read the other ones too and message you with my thoughts

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      i have no idea.

    • jedipoet

      11 years ago

      i haven't had a chance to read it, and i'm proabaly not going to have a chance for a while. i'm still behind in SH and SR.

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      I'll read it when I get a chance.

    • fritzmonkey

      11 years ago

      I've been trying to read them, but I've been pretty short on time lately.

    • LotusANM

      11 years ago

      i've read the first one and its definitely interesting. the action is described really well but there are a few things i would have done differently mostly just in the way certain sentences are phrased. other than that i think its great. you've definitely got talent!

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Retired Guardian Hat

      11 years ago

      Very nice, once again. When do we find out what color his lightsaber is? bigsmile.png Aren Shun, that was awesome.

    • elite_muller

      11 years ago

      i'm on a study break until Thursday

    • colonelMCmuf

      11 years ago

      thats about 30 min away from where I live.

    • CELTICPRED

      11 years ago

      Thx.

    • elite_muller

      11 years ago

      If no one PMs you about the Avengers, let me know and I'll try to explain it between trying to study for my finals (study breaks FTW)

    • spargmeister

      11 years ago

      Regin Smiður- by Týr

      Pretty great song, imo.

    • colonelMCmuf

      11 years ago

      Oh its just Greedo.

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Retired Guardian Hat

      11 years ago

      Lol, if you really want feedback, you could make a new RT profile for it and just have people put feedback there and stuff.

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Retired Guardian Hat

      11 years ago

      So where is the best place to comment on RP? There are three people writing, and we don't explicitly know who writes each one...

    • Centurion

      11 years ago

      NO way is she hotter, fuck that

    • jack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Like Lego

      11 years ago

      No worries...Burnie is just a hater.

    • jack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Like Lego

      11 years ago

      Call Roman with your phone, select "Car service" when you call, and he'll send a cab.

      When the cab rolls up, you hold down Y (or Triangle) instead of tapping it, this will put you in the back seat.

      Once inside, you can choose a destination for you to go. Enjoy.

    • Gofenstien

      11 years ago

      the end is near

    • CaptZodiac

      11 years ago

      Keep at it and I shall tell you when I've seen all. smile.png

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      I like where it's going.

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Retired Guardian Hat

      11 years ago

      For a new story, this is off to a great start! Always gotta have a Twi'lek chick in there wink.png

    • amarh

      11 years ago

      I honestly cant give you much feed back. The writing is really well done, but since i know so little of the star wars universe, i get lost a bit

    • amarh

      11 years ago

      Its good, but i want to reread it, mhm

    • Kittenkary

      11 years ago

      nope shes from the band flyleaf they are amazing

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      NIce.

    • evilcrash9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigBoss

      11 years ago

      I'd hate to have a lightsaber to the groin.

    • Jalnor

      11 years ago

      Gotta post it in the competition entry, sorry. Quick! bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      11 years ago

      Technically... "yay" is a sound of joy, while "yea" is an archaic word for yes.
      I'll read when I can smile.png

    • vampireslaye

      11 years ago

      I will keep you on watch then and read it. smiley1.gif

    • LotusANM

      11 years ago

      halfway meaning about 9 pages double-spaced...

    • LotusANM

      11 years ago

      i will definitely read it but not right now since i'm in the middle of writing a story of my own that is due in 6 hrs. it's only about halfway done...

    • craZboy87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Retired Guardian Hat

      11 years ago

      Very nice, I'll have to keep reading that!

    • Peagis01

      11 years ago

      Just read it, very well done I look forward to more!

    • kitty_kat94

      11 years ago

      lol no sorry,your not from scotland

    • ErokDragun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just here

      11 years ago

      yes they are all on my hard drive....I be a pirate matey

      not much time right now,sorry

    • DoNothing69

      11 years ago

      I think it sounds really interesting as long as you are careful with the lead character and the space between the light and dark side.

    • Nixorbo

      11 years ago

      I don't see why not

    • JEDICAB

      11 years ago

      No i havent seen it.

      if you want to compare anime theres a link in my profile with everything i have ever seen. its alot.

    • JEDICAB

      11 years ago

      i have MS paint. smiley7.gif

      and no im not making a gold cylon for you..... i googled it and only found the classic version....... and a cylon Pumpkin.

    • Drain_You

      11 years ago

      I don't want my milk shake dranken up!

    • TheForge

      11 years ago

      got bored with it, not my kind of RP
      feel free to use me as an NPC if you want

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      One for the ages.

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      Last part of the movie. Right before the infamous "I drink your Milkshake" scene.

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNAGE.

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      Drainage imo.

    • Hohenheim

      11 years ago

      Thank you.



      We must begin drilling soon.

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