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    • Greatest Conversation Ever

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Elliot: Keith is great the only problem is his last name, its um dudemeister

      Jordan: Oh that doesn't even sound real.

      Elliot: Well it's actually German Du-de-meister, it means master of dudes.

      Jordan: You know one of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.

      Elliot: You don't like Cox?

      Jordan: Actually I love Cox.

      The Todd: Greatest Conversation Ever.

      Jordan: See that's the problem.

      Offscreen: THIS SAUSAGE IS HUUUGE!

      The Todd: Excuse me ladies I'm needed elsewhere.

    • A Preacher confesses

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      *just because im in a melencholy sort of mood*

      Staff Sergeant Roger Chalks sat at the bar of the Drop Zone bar and nursed his Jack Daniels. It had been a long day after a long deployment. A weight settled heavily onto the stool next to him.

      "Give me a half Scotch, half Vodka, half Whiskey."

      "You can't have three halves budd-"

      "MAKE THE GOD DAMN DRINK!"

      The Sergeant froze. He knew that voice. Had heard it every Sunday during deployment, had heard it often enough during the week too, even sought it out a few times. That voice had seen him through Hell, and made sure that soul came out of there with his body.

      "Chaplain?"

      The anger left the mans voice and filled with something close to horror.

      "Oh Sergeant Chalks... I didn't recognize you."

      "You saw the back of my head enough over there when it was bowed... but I'm not crying this time. Not on the outside, i'm still crying on the inside."

      "We all are Serg-"

      "It's Roger, Chaplain."

      "Well if its Roger then I'm Mike. Thanks Mac."

      The Chaplain took his glass and drained half of its contents in a single go. He winced as it went down and gasped a bit.

      "Strong drink?"

      "For a strong pain."

      "Mik- Father Mike... what's wrong?"

      "I dunno if I'm cut out for this job Roger... I really don't."

      "Don't be stupid Father... I got by for fifteen months on your strength alone. I envy you."

      The Chaplain finished his drink and motioned for another one.

      "Don't you dare envy me sergeant... you don't want this... you don't want this responsibility."

      "What do you mean? I have to go out and kill people."

      "And? You know those are bad guys.You have it easy. You just have to kill a man... medics and docs have it just a bit worse... they have to watch men die. I have to send men's souls along to paradise and forgive all their sins. I dunno if they're even good men or not. Whether they were decent men or monsters... I send them along to a God I dont even hear anymore. Take comfort that all you have to do is kill a man, and not save him sergeant."

      The Chaplain snatched up his next glass and put down a twenty on the bar and began to walk away. Roger Chalks heard the door slam shut... and five minutes later heard the squeel of rubber and the honking of horns and the terrible shriek of metal on metal.

      "Chaplain!"

      Roger Chalks ran faster that moment then he ever had before in his life. He saw the mound of twisted metal that was the Chaplain's pickup and the grille of a semi. He ran to the driver's side window crawling onto the eighteen wheeler's hood to reach it. He felt the glass cutting into his palms and shins as he looked into the cap.

      "Chaplain... Mike!"

      "Sarge... you didn't kill me, I did. Don't watch me die tonight... don't try to save me... You don't need that on your conscience. No man does."

      Roger watched as the Chaplain's head slumped limply to the side. Mac the bartender pulled him off the hood of the semi and shook him by the collar.

      "Is he ok in there?"

      "He's dead."

      "What did he say to you?"

      "Just a dying man's final confession."

    • The Riches

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      ENDED ON SUCH A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!

    • So there WAS going to be a story

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      but I had second thoughts. it was gonna be just one go start to finish. anyway it was born of spending new years alone and the melencholy that gives you and like what if Job had gotten really pissed at God and snapped and just started attacking shit. but it was way too dark even for me and at one point I seriously went how can i make this story more appalling and at that point its best to just fucking scrap it. neways Happy New Years everyone. Salaam Aliekum.

    • Christian School Misftis Part 12

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Tanya Evings set her bag down and sprawled out on her bed. The phone rang but she let her mother answer.

      "Tan... hunny... its for you."

      Tanya sighed and picked up the phone.

      "Hello?"

      "Said SImple Simon to the Pieman going to the fair, give me your pies... or I cave your head in."

      "Who is this?"

      "You may call me Simon. Before you dismiss this as a crank call miss Tanya who lives at 74 Gant Way, I want you to know that I have copies of several photographs you had taken of yourself in some very compromising positions."

      "What do you want Simon?"

      "I want to play a game with you Miss Evings, and not the one that got you in this current mess."

      "What game do you want to play?"

      "Simon says. Now before we begin let me lay out the rules and penalties. The penalty is I will release these pictures to the internet, your parents, your parents, coworkers, and to the congregation of your church as well as have them posted about your school. Failure to follow my instructions will result in noncompliance, noncompliance will result in the release of your film debut do you understand?"

      "Yes."

      "Good. There's a payphone at the corner of 75th and grove be there in 30 minutes or this will result in noncompliance. I will talk to you then."

      There was a click and Tanya hung up the phone.

      "Mom! I'm going out!"

      ******************************************************************************************************************************************

      Tanya got to the phone with two minutes to spare unfortunately some fat lady was on the phone.

      "Oh my gosh I do NOT need this. LADY GET OFF THAT PHONE!"

      "I was here first."

      "Listen I need to answer this phone in the next minute or some ass hole is going to release naked pictures of me on the internet."

      "Well then it serves you right for being such a tramp!"

      Adrien laughed at that remark as he listened over the radio he had paid the lady to wear on her.

      "Here's ten bucks to let me use this phone."

      The fat lady snatched away the money and Adrien dialed the number. Tanya picked up the phone.

      "Hello?"

      "Birds of a feather flock together so do pigs and swine. Rats and Mice have their chance as will I have mine."

      "FUCKING RIDDLES!"

      "Why was the phone busy who were you calling?

      "The Psychic Hotline."

      "I'd avise you to take this more seriously."

      "It's a public fucking phone what do you want me to say?"

      "You could simply say there was a fat woman on the phone and it took you a minute to get her off! Now, listen carefully. As I was travelling to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives, each wife ahd seven sacks, and each sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives how many were going to St. Ives? My answer is 555 and then the answer. call me back in 30 seconds and ill give you the next leg of your journey."

      The phone clicked off and Tanya hung up. she dialed 555-0001 mumbling under her breath.

      "I saw the fucking movie asshole."

      "Well done you figured out the riddle rather quickly. However... would you like to end this here and now?"

      "YES!"

      "Well I have dirt on many of the families of the people who go to your school and am looking for a little more. A little birdie told me what you did to a girl. let's be honest miss evings your not a very christian person... you sleep around use profane language and have already had one abortion so tell me where do you get off shaving a girls head for hanging out with three rejects hmmm? Look underneath the phone Kiosk, there is a touchpad, input the names of the six girls that helped you shave her head and I will forget your pictures."

      "Why do you want those girls?"

      "Becasue I stand to gain so much more from blackmailing six familys then I do with just one. Now you can choose to martyr yourself, your pictures will be everywhere but you spare your six friends or for your own equivalant of 30 silver coins you can play Judas to your friends."

      "Yeah well fuck them."

      It took her a few minutes to input the names. She hesitated hitting enter.

      "I can't delete these pictures until you enter the names Tanya."

      She hit enter and a bar appeared labeled data sending in progress. Once it filled up pop-ups began springing up all over the screen saying various thing but all alogn the lines of such and such file posted to some dirty internet site. Tanya could hear the voice laughing in her ear.

      "You son of a bitch! You tircked me!"

      "Come now... I didn't blackmail you because your family has relatively nothing to offer me as do you. But I do so enjoy the suffering of others. Enjoy your stardom Tanya."

      The phone clicked off and Tanya screamed in frustration as she ripped out the keypad and threw it at the phone. Her cell phone began ringing.

      "Hello?"

      "Tanya!"

      "Mom? What's wrong?"

      "Come home RIGHT NOW and explain these pictures and this documentation about an abortion procedure!"

      Adrien laughed as he listened to the conversation over the tap in Tanya's cell phone. Victory tasted so sweet.

    • Christian School Misfits part 11

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Lavender Troy was not one of the prettiest girls in school but was one of the more popular. She knew almost everyone on good terms and while she didn't socialize with Adrein's posse she was at least civil. That's why she was why when she heard the call she knew could only mean her it hit her like a bullet.
      "Hey... Horse face."
      She turned and there was Adrien. Looking to either side she saw she was alone.
      "Yes Lavender, I JUST went there. Now... I'm not usually a mean or spiteful person. Ok, that's a bit of a falsehood. But I like you. you might not like me or mine but you're at least courteous in dealing with them. But I know you know everyone in this shool and what everyone here does and who said what to whom. And I know you know the names of all the girls who shaved my friend 'Liz'beth's hair off. Now... I can't abide by that act or the fact that knowing what you know you didn't turn in those girls. Do you know what a nemesis is?"
      She shook her head the normally calm face of Adrien was contorted with a grim frown his stare burned with an intense heat and his aquilline features and bald head only furthered her feeling of being judged... and found wanting.
      "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
      "What do you want."
      "I want a name."
      "I can't tell you."
      "Ya can't or wont? 'Now lemme tell you somethin' miss. If I am not satis-"
      "-ya evings..."
      "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"
      "Tanya... Tanya Evings was one of them and the only one I know for sure. Please dont hurt me."
      "Now... was that so hard?"
      "Are you going to tell her I told you?"
      "Do you want me to?"
      "No..."
      "You sure? Cause... if I dont tell her... and you dont... and she finds out. She will burst her bollucks, my son. Now I could give her the impression I forced it out of you. I mean at the end of all this I'm already going to look like a huge prick so one more tid bit a'woe aint gonna 'urt much. You think I should do that, yea?"
      "Please..."
      "And what's in it for me then?"
      "I don't have anything worth taking..."
      "You know... alot of girls would've gone tits up and offered me their virtue and first born son to keep a good name as gilded as yours is round here. That shows you've got principles, standards. I trust that next time someone abuses a good soul like Elizabeth and you cna do soemthing about it you wont sit idle will you?"
      "No. I can go and tell on them now if you want."
      "It wouldn't help any... I'm coming for them anyway. Now you keep your mouth shut about our conversation... do you understand me? Or I swear by the pox of Him on High I'm doing my best to imitate I will make you pay."
      She nodded forcefully. He pushed her chin up.
      "Now I apologize for my earlier remark... but I needed you to understand the seriousness of my crusade. G'day to you miss. May the Emperor bless your path."
      Adrein walked away his habit giving the impression he was simply gliding away. He waved over his shoulders and said his final words.
      "Oh you might want to get a fresh change of trousers miss."
      Lavender looked down at the dark spot that had trickled its way down her pant legs during the conversation. She ran into the nearest bathroom crying.

    • Christian School Misfits part 10

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      It was a hub bub of sound, a caphcony of noise, a din, a riot. Adrien slammed his locker shut and the slam ended all the noise and it looked like time was standing still. Adrien smiled, and while his monk's habit held no vivisible pockets he produced a cigar, snipper and lighter. He snipped and then lit it. He inhaled and then exhaled a blue wreath of smoke into the face of one of the more annoying girls.
      "Neat trick huh? Comes in handy when there's exposition needs doing. And this... straight from Havana, and not by way of miami beach.. Ughhh."
      He tunred to a girl and grabbing her knit hat in either hand he tilted it to the left, then to the right, and then he took it off and stuffed it in her pocket.
      "I'm sorry hun, there's not a thing I can do with that, and honestly... knit hat? Jeezy Creezy... Sorry didn't mean to poke fun." He looked up as he said that last bit. He pulled the stogey out of his clenched teeth and gestured with it as he spoke.
      "I'm tough, I do mixed martial arts, so my fashion tastes are well... not of the highest class but when I see something terribly out of bounds I just need either a. bash the offender or b. fix it... unfortunately my tough guy reputation allows me to do only the more socially unnaceptable choice."
      He unpopped one douchebag's collar and then flicked off the tip of ash down the guy's shirt.
      "I have some conflicts of interests going on... as you might've noticed Madeline... dear sweet, beautiful, sexy, lusciou- forgive me... well Mady's been a bit miffed at my sudden interest in little Liz'beth. She's really nice... cute and pretty... and a freak underneath it all too I bet. That's JUST a hunch mind you."
      He stopped and with the tip of his finger he pulled out a girl's collar and peered down it. He took another puff on his cigar blowing smoke rings that hit and then curved around each of breasts in turn.
      "No bra... VERY adventerous my dear girl. Madeline doesn't show any interest in me romantically. I asked her to the Halloween dance, which for a school so damn up its own ass for Jesus, why it would even acknowledge such a celebration is beyond me. But she didn't take my offer and well Carl asked and she said yes. Now I didn't have to take anyone to the dance but Liz'beth just looked so damn hurt. I had to shoot straight with her and attempt to right my wrong."
      He sidled up to a slinky looking girl and grabbed her like he was tangoing and then kissed her neck as he inhaled her perfume.
      "Horrible I know... but when you've got this kind of power backing you for an unkown amount of time... you take advantage of it. But now because Liz'beth has taken a liking to me and took a chance and she got burned from it. Now I cannot abide by that... and unkownst to them they, whoever they may be... which is whevener SOMEBODY thinks of the names."
      This time he looked off to the side as he exhaled in frustration the smoke billowing about his aquilline features.
      "They will reap the whirlwind which they have sown. But thats not as important... I dunno what to do... go with the sure thing... Liz'beth or risk it all on Madeline... Whatever I decide to do, well you'll just have to wait and see. Did you REALLY think that I'd reveal my evil plan to you in this cliche over the top monologue. Hardly."
      He turned and squeezing together another girl's cleavage he kissed them both.
      "Iss good to be the king."
      He switched the cigar to his right hand and took another puff. He had made his way down several hallways to find Mady and Carl talking. He put the hand holding his cigar out in front of Mady's face and sighed. Time picked up again.
      "Carl could I borrow a penc- Oh... thanks Adrien!"
      She reached out and grabbed the pencil that was now hovering in front of her face. Adrien winked.
      "You looked trouble Adrein... what;s on your mind?"
      "Not a thing I haven't said already."

    • Christian School Misfits part 9

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      School at this christian academy started everyday like at every other school. There was the drone of a thousand conversations and the slam of locker doors. However as the doors opened from the ourside those nearest to the door stopped. Rippling out like a wave as people began to tun and notivce the drone of conversation was replaced by the hissing of whispers behind hands and folders. Adrien glanced about his Aquilline features enhanced now that his head was devoid of hair. He was wearing a brown habit and a small amulet of the chi rho cross. He murmred under his breath about all the whispers.
      "Sounds like steam escaping."
      He interlocked his fingers and slwoly made his way through the crowd, eventually they lost interest and began to resmue the normal morning activities although when he was out of ear shot they would make comments they didn't dare make in the open and before him. He paused at one conversation he heard over his right shoulder.
      "Mary... you really need to talk to your parents about where they let you shop, this looks like something out of wal-mart."
      "Oh... I didn't know."
      "Tanya Evings... my it must've taken you all weekend to squeeze into those jeans... but I understand it takes the span of a fiver being unfolded to get you out of them again."
      Tanya gasped and ran off.
      "Thank you Adrien."
      "It's no problem, I simply cannot abide useless people."
      WIth that he turned and left, heading for his locker. It didn't take him long but he had entered the school at a point that would make him take the longest route to get there. He wanted as many people as possible to see him. He was pulling out a geogaphy text when a hand tapped his shoulder.
      "I liked you better with hair."
      "Ahhh 'Liz'beth, how are you holding up doll?"
      Her hand swept through the wig that had been as close to her original as possiblr that Adiren ahd been able to find. She blushed and then smiled.
      "I feel alot better. I dont have to hang my head anymore."
      "You never did in the first place. You let me know if anyone teases you about the igway. As for my hair, it will grow back as soon as my protest of the way they treated you is over."
      "Well... I want to show you my thanks."
      "No don't... I'm the reason you're i-"
      She palmed the back of his neck and kissed him full on the lips. His eyes widened in surprize and then he returned it for a second before pulling away with a smile on his face. From across the hall Madeline turned away in disgust.
      "That's all you get for now. Run on to class poppet or you'll be in Barney/"
      "What?"
      "Barney Rubble... TROUBLE!"
      "Oh... well see you later."

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      It was during a break between classes that Adrein visited the chapel. The School's priest was tidying up the altar and started as he turned.
      "I'm sorry I didn't know a monk was coming to visit the school today or I would've met you."
      "I'm just a student father, protesting the hypocrisy of some of my peers."
      "So you're the Adrien everyone talks about... they say that you had a pension for the dramatic but I didn't think it was quite developed."
      "Dramatic often helps to better make a statement. One needs to be made. May I?"
      Adrien swept his hand to indicate the altar. The priest nodded and genuflecting he got out of the way as Adrien kneeled down and began to pray. he was silent except for when he finished.
      "Ave Deus Imperator, Deus Domine..."
      "Hail God Emperor, Lord God. Nothing of Jesus?"
      "Jesus was just the son, preacher. He was flesh and bone corruptible and mortal. He ascended to the right hand of Him on High... and the man who sits on the right hand is only the servant of the owner of the hand... I'll praise the man who runs things if you don't mind.
      Adrien turned and left... the Preacher decided that the charge of melodrama was well deserved for the young student. Adrien had some choice thoughts of his own.
      Prick.

    • Christian School Misfits part 8

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Another day brought another lunch.
      "So how well does she fuck?"
      "I did NOT shag her, Mady!"
      "Well what did you do with her the other night?"
      "I danced and then I took her home."
      "Well... would you?"
      "Fuck her... well she's definately cute enough."
      "Schmuck."
      "Yea well..."
      Why doesn't he see me the way he needs to see me?
      I can't believe she doesn't know that she's the one I want.
      Carl was busy getting tutored on the Old Testament for a class... so when a tray of food slid onto the table it broke the two out of the awkward silence. The person who had yet to say a word was small and wearing a hoodie, which nobody but the three regulars at the table wore.
      "Liz'beth? What's wrong?"
      "Are you sure that's Liz?"
      "Yeah I saw her father in that hoodie the other day..."
      Adrien took his feet off the table and sat up getting out of his seat he walked around and squatted to the side of her, she looked away. His hand reached up to her far cheek and he pulled her to face him. Madeline frowned at the look of horror that changed Adrien's normally jovial face.
      "Ave Deus Imperator... Those bastards."
      Elizabeth turned and ran out a side door, he could hear her crying. He and Madeling got up and followed her.
      "LIZ'BETH! STOP!"
      "NO! I don't want you to see me like this."
      Adrein caught her by a stairwell and turned her around and held her by the shoulders. She fell into his chest and as she cried beat on his chest. Madeline caught up right as she stopped hitting him.
      "What did they do to her Adrien?"
      "I can't sho-"
      "This..."
      Elizabeth pulled back the hoodie, and Madeline gasped as she saw the badly and unevenly shaved head of the girl. She exclaimed in German.
      "Mein Gott!"
      "They shaved her like the French did to all the women who slept with the Nazis during the occupation. They did the same horrible job of it too... C'mon we're leaving."
      "Adrien... where are we going?"
      "To get some things... and then to start to tidy this up."

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      They ended up at Elizabeth's house. Madeline watched on as Adrien draped a cloth around Elizabeth and applied a decent amount of blessed grease to her head. He pulled out a curved knife and began to slowly run it across her scalp. He cleared an inch wide swath of hair from her haid, leaving behind smooth glistening skin. He wiped off the grease that had accumulated on the blade. He repeated clearing another strip.
      "Can't you use a razor blade?"
      "I didn't take the time to learn how to shave with a knife so I could shave with a razor."
      There was a turning of the door knob and Elizabeth's father walked inside.
      "Elizabeth what are you doing home early and with that bo- The hell are you doing to my daughter?"
      "Cleaning up a botched shave job... there really wasn't enough hair to shave off at a unifrom height."
      "It's alright daddy."
      "Who's this?"
      "That's my friend Mady."
      Adrien was cleaning up the ears by this point. He had finished quickly.
      "I'll try and fing a wig for her... I wont need one." With a swipe his hair was slick with the blessed grease and then a swath of his full head of hair was gone.
      "Adrien what are you doing?"
      "No one should go through this alone. And I will not stand by this and do nothing."

    • Christian School Misfits part 7

      11 years ago

      PsykerKaregg

      Another lunch and another girl came up to the table. She looked at Adrien and asked a not so usual question.
      "Can I sit with you today?"
      "Well it's not up to me Elizabeth, I only control a third of the votes in this little democracy. You need to win a majority. I mean you might get told to bugger off today just like the other days, it just wont be me saying it."
      "Well, Madeline, Carl can I sit here with you guys?"
      "You know our names?"
      "Yes... everyone does although they're not held in the highest regard."
      "Well... what do you think of us."
      "Well your friends with Adrien... and I think he would ony choose people of high quality to keep him company."
      "Fair enough, Mady... whatd'ya say?"
      "Yeah, fine take a seat."
      Elizabeth sat down at the table's fourth seat and she started to eat her lunch. Adrien noticed some shocked looks registering on the faces of the girl's she normally sat with. They glanced at each other and whispered under their breath.
      "Well... your change of venue has certainly set those tits you sit with in a tizzy. Run along 'Liz'beth go make things right. Tell them you were aasking if you left your comoact in my car."
      "But I want to sit with you guys."
      "No you want to sit with me. I repsect that but don't burn the legion of bridges you have in this school just to build one with us."
      "I'll stay. Have any of you seen the passion?"
      "Yes, Im surprised Gibson didn't have the Jews make copper wire by fighting over a coin it was so anti-Semetic."
      "My family is Catholic... Yeah I saw it."
      "I didn't say it."
      "Really Adrien?"
      "Well it's like the titanic. I know how it ends... Jesus hits the iceberg. I mean any Jesus movie you film is gonna end like this." Adrien held up his arms with his head canted limply to the side. Elizabeth threw her pear at him and there was a general chuckling and lunch passed without any incident.

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      "So Elizabeth... We saw you had some new friends today."
      "I was sitting there to talk to Adrien., Jennifer."
      "Ahhh the heretic."
      "He's not a heretic. He just has different views than most of us."
      "He's a heretic by his own admission."
      "He says that only becasue his group the Arian Christians were declared heretics at the council at Nicea. He then points out that the Emperor Constantine who made Christ the religion of the Roman Empire died a baptised Arian."
      "Doesn't change the fact."
      "No, but he said that by that same council, we'd be Excomunicatus Traitoris. Only the Catholic and Greek Orthodox church would be officially sanctioned."
      "Well... sometimes you have to make changes."
      "Adrien agrees, and thinks that one of the next changes should be the restoration of the Arian church. But that won't happen."
      "It doesn't matter... we want you to come back and not look back at him. Understand?"
      "No."
      "You're a smart girl-"
      "No I won't do it, not that I dont understand."
      "Well... have fun with your new friends." Jennifer walked away her false smile barely concealing the venom her words contained.
      Elizabeth shrugged her backpack onto her shoulders and headed for the parking lot. As she passed by one of the ladies rooms she felt hands grab her shoulders and drag her in. Her eyes and mouth were covered by a cloth and she heard a snap and buzzing noise.
      "It's for your own good... we're punishing you for Jesus."

  • Comments (661)

    • spargmeister

      11 years ago

      Thank you, sir!

    • PissedKitty

      11 years ago

      Heresy! You shall be executed in the name of the Emperor! :D

    • ImAGayRobot9

      11 years ago

      hmmmm?????

    • koiinu

      11 years ago

      ^^ brains..

    • koiinu

      11 years ago

      Dude, you like Stargate, Eddie Izzard and Mitch Hedberg

      You fucking rock!!

    • mikoumi

      11 years ago

      Nay. Cookie dough ftw.

    • MunkyBox

      11 years ago

      What I was implying is that they are the same person... as in he's not acting when he's playing Mal...it's just so HIM.

    • ImAGayRobot9

      11 years ago

      oh well so much for coincidence

    • MunkyBox

      11 years ago

      Nathan Fillion = Mal Reynolds. He's so congenial and FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! I would like to meet Jayne too... Next on my list is Kaylee and Inara. I'll meet them in September.

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      The swords real name is the Sword of Power. I just changed it's name since i use it on Rp threads.

    • Foolsfolly

      11 years ago

      July 18, 2008

    • Shado13

      11 years ago

      yes, damn me and my inability to funciton on a time schedule! it will be my downfall one day.

    • ImAGayRobot9

      11 years ago

      is ur real name kregg because thats what it looks like in ur name and thats my name spelled the same and i only kno one other guy that spells it like that and thats where my mom got it so im just courious

    • Shado13

      11 years ago

      yes....wait, i don't remember what we were talking about. sorry, i missed your reply.

    • PiperHo

      11 years ago

      it's pinstriping....like on old hot rods. I'm a mechanic and i paint pinstriping.

      there you have it. =)

    • mikoumi

      11 years ago

      Well, whatever their life is here, it is certainly better than the standards of living in their country in almost all cases. That certainly can't be said of African American slaves, who were stolen from their home country against their will and forced into ownership by people in a foreign country. Mexicans who live in America came here by choice.

    • mikoumi

      11 years ago

      They aren't worse off than the slaves because they aren't being whipped, tortured, hit, etc. When they get sick, they have access to medicine and doctors. They live at home, not under the watch of their bosses all the time. And their bosses don't have any ownership over them. I worked with some obviously illegal immigrants in a restaurant once. The work environment was fun and relaxed.

      They do belong to a low class, but I don't think they are replacing African Americans in their class, more like they are creating a new class of foreign workers, because they have already required the economy to make changes for them. i.e. the Spanish writing on your groceries/public signs/someone who is bilingual being favored for a job position over an applicant who is not.

    • muddslide109

      11 years ago

      Nursing, but I didn't have that as my major right away, then I got wait-listed the first time I applied, then other crap... so it's taking way longer than it should.

    • mikoumi

      11 years ago

      Illegal immigrants as the new slaves: Why? Most people don't even want them in our country.

      Hitler as a great leader: If he died before all of the genocide and killings, probably so. He was a great leader in the sense that he united a lot of people in his country for a common cause, he is just not a great leader in the popular sense because his beliefs are widely believed to be evil and wrong.

    • drummrbabe9

      11 years ago

      SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

      Courtesy of Jeff Dunham.

    • mikoumi

      11 years ago

      Oh but I DID count on it! That's why the disclaimer is there. smiley8.gif

      I don't have a problem discussing politics, it is just that everyone says the same thing over again so I end up having the same conversation like ten times. If someone has something new to offer to the table, I will discuss it. But until then, if you leave a comment that is the same political points that everyone keeps spouting, I will probably ignore it.

    • mikoumi

      11 years ago

      Kinda...except "I'm bi" is kind of self-explanatory.

    • gspyda

      11 years ago

      if it helps, it wasnt a bad suggestion.

      she isnt really playing warhammer though. way things were, we werent gaming at all. now things are more stable and it looks like she is going to paint and design a lot more than playing.

    • gspyda

      11 years ago

      again, as long as there is an understanding.

      im truly sorry to be coming off like a major ass. part of it is that you dont know what the past 6 months have been like. at least as far as walking through things. at any rate, please, im not trying to be a total richard.....

    • gspyda

      11 years ago

      as long as we have an understanding.

      as far as being silent. my opinion, not that you have to take it. regardless of changing a lot, and i wont doubt that there have been positive changes in your life, she should be considered a no fly zone on principle. it was something you both jacked up and as i understand it she doesnt talk to you anymore at all. i dont believe you are on "the watchlist" or anything.

      what is done is done, there is no changing it, it sounds like you are of that opinion also. what you can do is be different from here on out. the relationship there is not something that needs restoration.

    • gspyda

      11 years ago

      look, im just gonna bottom line this
      1. thanks for the congrats. i honestly appreciate that believe it or not.
      2. dont be fooled into thinking that maybe i dont know anything that went on there. its over. please, dont talk to her. the only reason im saying it right now and not her is that im online right now and she isnt
      3. i never really got along with you. you know it, we dont have to pretend. so please...get lost on this one

    • gspyda

      11 years ago

      dont comment on my wife's journals or profiles again.

      if you cant put two and two together and know who i am and who my wife is, then maybe you should go back to grade school.

    • Spedoinkel

      11 years ago

      It came out on DVD a few years ago.

      look here

    • bahari

      11 years ago

      lol yes, yes they are bastardly in many ways. :oP

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      So you watched? lol
      I just don't go to parties, because I am lame that way and never get out.

      I'm not rebellious at all, noo.

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      My question is: Why the hell have you been watching virgins having sex for the first time?

      That's some voyeuristic shit there? XD

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      No, but I haven't gotten any since like... November.
      I'm too picky to be a slut.

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      18.

      He may have been really nervous since it was his first time.

      Or maybe tiny just couldn't get it up.


      He recently adopted the nick name "noodle" so I believe that he has accepted his short comings.
      Pun intended.

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      It is terribly tragic, I almost got with a guy, but it was because of that why nothing happened. I was in shock.

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      There are more disturbing things in the worse than phallic loli pops.
      For example: Pedophiles, gonorrhea, herpes, brown recluse bites, bukkake, Oedipus Complex, precum, erectile dysfunction, need I go on?

    • TheForge

      11 years ago

      someone beat you to it
      see the comment blow yours

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      It's only disturbing if you're a homophobe.

    • Oxford

      11 years ago

      Oh. OK. Good luck!

    • Oxford

      11 years ago

      Cool. I'm assuming you're helping film it?

    • simpster

      11 years ago

      We just may be in a deep conversation with stranger over the internet about something like philosophy or wtfever? yeh idk

    • Wesley7

      11 years ago

      Ill try and dig for it when i get the chance

    • amarh

      11 years ago

      Working on it , i have to pull the questions out

    • DoNothing69

      11 years ago

      The movie? No I haven't, is it any good. I don't think it's availible to buy anywhere at the moment.

    • home_slice

      11 years ago

      hahaha i have no idea lol

    • home_slice

      11 years ago

      well thank you
      yes i do look weird with out my glasses lol

    • Shado13

      11 years ago

      dokaydokay.

    • Shado13

      11 years ago

      lol what?

    • Baraxis

      11 years ago

      No offence to you, but there's no need to be friends. Perhaps if you ever become a member of the Family.

    • Shado13

      11 years ago

      lol i saw it the late show the day after opening

    • Shado13

      11 years ago

      thanks, i didn't know. i wanted to look it up but i was too lazy to think about it after posting

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